If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Daily Mail)   Fark's favorite teen bride and food gourmet dons thigh high mini-dress and 6 inch heels for an impromptu trip for kitchen utensils   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 187
    More: Amusing, Courtney Stodden, Doug Hutchinson, julia, West Hollywood, King Edward VIII, nude photography, misfits, Sunday roast  
•       •       •

15780 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 30 Apr 2012 at 11:54 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



187 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | » | Last | Show all
 
2012-04-30 06:41:42 PM  
Legit body. Stop the hate.
 
2012-04-30 06:46:53 PM  

Apos: Mad_Radhu: Apos:

What Jason Momoa flick is this(I know it can't be Conan The Barbarian)?

Game of Thrones.

Ahhh...


From the book series: "A Song of Killing and Farking"
 
2012-04-30 06:49:58 PM  

Mad_Radhu: Apos: Mad_Radhu: Apos:

What Jason Momoa flick is this(I know it can't be Conan The Barbarian)?

Game of Thrones.

Ahhh...

From the book series: "A Song of Killing and Farking"



Good one. That IS practically all they do on the show,isn't it?
 
2012-04-30 06:54:54 PM  
Come on Barbie, let's go party.
 
2012-04-30 06:59:12 PM  

Apos: Good one. That IS practically all they do on the show,isn't it?


Often at the same time.
 
2012-04-30 07:13:00 PM  

Grables'Daughter: Attention Whores are the worst.


This post amuses me.

Do you pay for your own TF account?
 
2012-04-30 07:15:40 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: Otackle72: Grables'Daughter: Attention Whores are the worst.

Pot? I have kettle on line 2


But I love GD......at least she has class

I really don't consider GD an "attention whore," because GD has such delightful humor and good natured authenticity about herself. And before anyone jumps in and accuses me of white knighting, I'm a woman and I always truly liked her, going back to the LBJ days.


I didn't know Fark had been around that long, I mean the Johnson administration was in the 60s, and In fact I think that predates the internet...are you a wizard?

/And is it just me, or does what's-her-face look like a Rob Liefeld drawing?
 
2012-04-30 07:17:28 PM  

Mad_Radhu: Apos: Good one. That IS practically all they do on the show,isn't it?

Often at the same time.



I see. Do they at least spare livestock from such frenzied copulation/carnage?
 
2012-04-30 07:21:54 PM  

factoryconnection: What I don't get is her "give glory to the Lord" nonsense peppered in every tweet that appears in these stories about her. I just don't get how a woman that spends so much time and money replacing the Lord's work with that of a plastics company, while parading her underaged goods for everyone's salacious thrill, can have any room in her heart for Jebus.

Who buys that act? I'd believe her titties and hair color were natural before I believed her religious act.


I find it very funny that the ones who pray the loudest, need forgiveness the most.

My facebook profile is full of old sluts PRAISING GOD for a good day, a hamburger, or finding $5 in a pocket. I'm like, for real biatch? The last prayer I heard you say in person was for God to fark you harder.

Sluts turn to religion to mask their whorish ways, or all the guilt drives them to it. All is does is make me quote Shakespeare...
 
2012-04-30 07:26:06 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: rynthetyn: LectertheChef: I just keep coming back to the question of why? Why did he marry her? He could've just farked her for awhile and then moved on, but now he's stuck with her. She's an extremely vapid, presumably teenaged girl. Just how much can he do with her that doesn't involve inserting his penis into whatever orifice seems most appealing at the time? Sure, that's fun, but it's not something to build a marriage off of.

He probably married her because the age of consent is 18 in California. Marrying was the only way he could fark a 16 year old without ending up on the sex offender registry.

Marriage laws do not work that way.

Age of consent is age of consent is age of consent. Just because you're married to her doesn't necessarily mean farking is permitted. You can marry a 13-year-old (hello, Jerry Lee Lewis), but it's still not a loophole that you can drive your cock through into underage vag.


You're wrong. Marriage is a contract to fark. if the girl is underaged then the parents have to consent to the marriage (I.E. they consent to let their kid get farked) If you are legally married you can fark.
 
2012-04-30 07:38:46 PM  

LeroyBourne: DjangoStonereaver: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x874]

HATERS GONNA HATE....

I'm pretty sure she has to hold that thing down while she walks, or even if she breathes it rides up, and I'm also pretty sure her hubby tells her not to wear any underwear too. I kinda feel bad for this girl.


He's gay.
She's too thin.
I see a panty line along her right hip.
 
2012-04-30 07:45:21 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i46.tinypic.com image 634x859]

They appear larger every time I see her.


Hey man, can you 'shop her Coco booty, instead? Much appreciated.
 
2012-04-30 07:49:05 PM  

Apos: IlGreven: ...so, better Barbie doll: Stodden or Coco?

Katie Price.


Coco, all day every day. Katie's implants make her look apple shaped instead of like an hourglass. no Bueno. she'd actually look BETTER without such huge tits. Coco is plastic, but she's one of the few women to do plastic right: proportionately.

Courtney needs to find herself, and get off the drugs. Or she'll find herself Marilyn Monroed without the star system Marilyn Monroe's enablers and killers could hide behind to keep the fakeness alive even when she doesn't know herself anymore.
 
2012-04-30 07:50:06 PM  
My favourite teen bride is the one in my basement... how did she get out?
 
2012-04-30 07:52:04 PM  

SultanofSchwing: So the general feeling in here is that you wouldn't fark it? Is that what we're going for? Because I'm pretty sure I'd still fark it.


Pretty much. This is Fark, where dudes tastes are extremely inconsistent.

/if courtney came out as a geek, she'd cause fountains of semen, though
//it's that kind of place
 
2012-04-30 08:17:04 PM  
I remember when the story of their marriage first came out they kept saying what an "old soul" she has and that "they're kindred spirits". I've seen none of that thus far. What I really want to see are her parents as they're the ones who gave permission for their young daughter to get breast implants and consented to the marriage. I'd like to be able to put a face to the name, "Parental Pimp". She obviously doesn't want the world to see them though... they're probably busy at Wal-Mart or working at Waffle House.
 
2012-04-30 08:24:18 PM  

indeebud: I remember when the story of their marriage first came out they kept saying what an "old soul" she has and that "they're kindred spirits". I've seen none of that thus far. What I really want to see are her parents as they're the ones who gave permission for their young daughter to get breast implants and consented to the marriage. I'd like to be able to put a face to the name, "Parental Pimp". She obviously doesn't want the world to see them though... they're probably busy at Wal-Mart or working at Waffle House.


You poor cynic. If you can't look at those pics and see two normal, well-adjusted, down to earth people that have found true love in this crazy world, then there's no hope left for you!

/Those shoes. Seriously?
 
2012-04-30 09:17:55 PM  

tacos813: Grables'Daughter: Attention Whores are the worst.

This post amuses me.

Do you pay for your own TF account?


i1089.photobucket.com

/have never paid for my own TF account.
 
2012-04-30 09:21:31 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Grables'Daughter: Attention Whores are the worst.

Allow me to 'Stodden' you.

[img7.imageshack.us image 640x423]


I have a huge problem with this picture - It's 2012. Please stop with the board games. It's time to move into technology.

/I didn't realize you were wearing glasses
//It's the boobs
///Nice dress and knees
 
2012-04-30 09:55:41 PM  

tacos813: Grables'Daughter: Attention Whores are the worst.

This post amuses me.

Do you pay for your own TF account?


That's the dumbest question I have ever read.

/did you see her pics???
 
2012-04-30 10:02:24 PM  

Grables'Daughter: /have never paid for my own TF account.


i thought his tone was pretty damned clear anyhow...

but that is a nice "not sure if serious" picture.

can you do non-broccoli-wanting dog too? eim...
 
2012-04-30 10:11:07 PM  

Digitalstrange: B.L.Z. Bub: rynthetyn: LectertheChef: I just keep coming back to the question of why? Why did he marry her? He could've just farked her for awhile and then moved on, but now he's stuck with her. She's an extremely vapid, presumably teenaged girl. Just how much can he do with her that doesn't involve inserting his penis into whatever orifice seems most appealing at the time? Sure, that's fun, but it's not something to build a marriage off of.

He probably married her because the age of consent is 18 in California. Marrying was the only way he could fark a 16 year old without ending up on the sex offender registry.

Marriage laws do not work that way.

Age of consent is age of consent is age of consent. Just because you're married to her doesn't necessarily mean farking is permitted. You can marry a 13-year-old (hello, Jerry Lee Lewis), but it's still not a loophole that you can drive your cock through into underage vag.

You're wrong. Marriage is a contract to fark. if the girl is underaged then the parents have to consent to the marriage (I.E. they consent to let their kid get farked) If you are legally married you can fark.


See also, the secret marriage of Anna Kournikova and Sergi Fedorov when she was below the age of consent in both Florida, where she was based, and New York where he was (and where the cops made it quite clear they had no qualms about busting him for statutory rape if they found any evidence).
 
2012-04-30 10:37:47 PM  
Heyo GD! Was starting to wonder if you'd been exported to Reddit or something. Did you get augmented? Seem bustier in that scrabble pic. Could just be the angle, or that you're laying down.

As for the topic at hand...take away the horrible hair. The terrible tan. And the god damned awful shoes (Ok, I might have a minor shoe fetish, I'm not sure, but women in heels over an inch or two, especially in farking platforms, let alone 6 inch elevator shiat, go right down and deflate the smaller fat guy, and not in a kinky ballstomp way either), and she'd be ok. Dress I'm fine with, fake tits I'm ok with (hell, not like I'd ever get to touch, so decent fakies are good for looking).
 
2012-04-30 10:51:38 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Today:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x859]

20-25 Years from now:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x447]

By 55:

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x291]


By 65:

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-30 11:56:02 PM  
I just wish he'd stop playing with his food and eat her liver already.
 
2012-05-01 12:12:18 AM  

CigaretteSmokingMan: Jim from Saint Paul: Today:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x859]

20-25 Years from now:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x447]

By 55:

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x291]

By 65:

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 500x402]


By 80:

images.wikia.com
 
2012-05-01 12:16:06 AM  
pfft. Call me when she's doing porn.

//On second thought, I'll pass. No need to see dougies wrinkled sac.
 
2012-05-01 12:44:53 AM  

AbbeySomeone: I sense a major meltdown in this gals future. I almost feel sorry for her.


Platform heels are hideous.
 
2012-05-01 06:56:53 AM  

TheBlackrose: She wouldn't look so bad if she wasn't so damn orange.

She's approaching guido speed there.

[www.imsotight.com image 600x450]


profile.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2012-05-01 07:00:07 AM  

theorellior: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: They appear larger every time I see her.

That's just a farking caricature. Does she realize she's descended into complete self-parody at this point?


The passage of time is different for Farkers.
 
2012-05-01 07:12:41 AM  
I like the flower in her hair.
 
2012-05-01 07:30:10 AM  
I think the almost 50 Lisa Rinna on the right of the story looks just as hot. Fishlips and all.
 
2012-05-01 08:12:56 AM  

Grables'Daughter: tacos813: Grables'Daughter: Attention Whores are the worst.

This post amuses me.

Do you pay for your own TF account?

[i1089.photobucket.com image 396x386]

/have never paid for my own TF account.


I'll echo the "it's ok to be a AW if you're good at it" posts. I had GD color coded from a random thread for something. It was a few days later I discovered her true calling. It was the day of "why is this entire AW thread now a pale green color?"

/Also, still haven't given away my gift months yet
//justsayin...
 
2012-05-01 10:50:11 AM  

Mad Mark: I think the almost 50 Lisa Rinna on the right of the story looks just as hot. Fishlips and all.


Talk about damning with faint praise.
 
2012-05-01 01:07:59 PM  

Cosmoboy: tacos813: Grables'Daughter: Attention Whores are the worst.

This post amuses me.

Do you pay for your own TF account?

That's the dumbest question I have ever read.

/did you see her pics???


I had to be sure.

/no snark
//Had the doingitwrong.jpg all lined up, Just in case.
///All the AWs I find get set to dark grey
 
2012-05-01 08:25:50 PM  

rudemix: She can remain as thin and chesty as she wants, but she farked that guy. He farked her, she farked him, they farked each other. There's a good chance his cawk was in her mouth as well as his semen. Possibly his cawk was in her anus as well as more semen. Go ahead, kiss her. She's hot!

/she's not hot
//firm believer in the 'you farked who?' declines on hotness scale


Sir, she is a good Christian girl. Which mean they only ever have sex to make babby.
 
2012-05-01 09:02:14 PM  
Courtney Stodden Without Makeup

/Courtney Stodden With(less) Makeup
 
Displayed 37 of 187 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter





In Other Media


Report