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(Daily Mail)   Fark's favorite teen bride and food gourmet dons thigh high mini-dress and 6 inch heels for an impromptu trip for kitchen utensils   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 187
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2012-04-30 02:16:54 PM
My money is on them murder/suiciding in the next 18 months.
 
2012-04-30 02:18:08 PM
So the general feeling in here is that you wouldn't fark it? Is that what we're going for? Because I'm pretty sure I'd still fark it.
 
2012-04-30 02:19:27 PM
Today:

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2012-04-30 02:26:34 PM

HST's Dead Carcass: I honestly wonder who she is going to blame when the cameras stop pointing at her and she wants another ride on the fame train. She'll, of course, divorce the dude, then who is she going to blame for marrying him in the first place?


Her mother.
 
2012-04-30 02:27:26 PM
hailin: Meh, I just can't hate too much on this girl.... She is shopping at Target in a tight outfit, that is not attention whoring in media. That is paparazzi snapping some pictures and then the media writing a story. She had no part in it other then wearing a skimpy outfit and shopping (which 90% of teen girls do these days to get attention).

Really? Look at the pics again... she's fully made up for a photo shoot, wearing a sleeve dress you can see up, and tottering around a department store in 6 inch clear acrylic heels. I'm not hating on her, but you don't think she & her husband tipped off the paparazzi that she'd be slutting it up at 3:30 at the neighborhood Target? Do you suppose this "only famous for looking like a RealDoll & marrying an actor old enough to be her grandfather" woman has 24/7 paparazzi coverage like Brad and Angelina?
 
2012-04-30 02:29:37 PM

Grables'Daughter: Attention Whores are the worst.


That comment made my day! You know that you personally can make this thread epic if you would so choose?

/I'll always defend AWs.
//I enjoy looking at hot women in sexy outfits doing sexy things and talking about sexy things.
///Why biatch when I good looking girl wants to show you her boobs? And yes, this chick is hot (not nearly as hot as she thinks she is, but I rather enjoy looking at her).
 
2012-04-30 02:30:24 PM

Mandapants: HST's Dead Carcass: I honestly wonder who she is going to blame when the cameras stop pointing at her and she wants another ride on the fame train. She'll, of course, divorce the dude, then who is she going to blame for marrying him in the first place?

Her mother.


Nope.

There will be a tell all about how he abused this poor minor and took advantage of her. She may or may not blame mom and dad, but he'll take the brunt of it.
 
2012-04-30 02:31:57 PM
She's a Greg Oden 17. A Dominican baseball player 17. A Chinese Olympic gymnast 17.

What I'm trying to say is that she's old.
 
2012-04-30 02:32:59 PM
Are there any pictures out there of the fake bakers color leaching off in the rain onto white clothes or shoes or something? I could see the guidos with the quart of gel in their hair during a rain and their eyelids get stuck closed as that crap washes down their face and resets.
As for the ladies, if that fake bake tanning stuff was non-toxic and flavored, it'd be alright..

/coffee, apple pie, cin toast, carmel latte, flan
//I sound fat, partly true
 
2012-04-30 02:34:56 PM
I have to admit, as much as I loathe what these two represent, I have to read and look whenever I see a posting about them. I just can't help myself. They're like eating a Domino's pizza after drinking for 10 hours. You know it's dumb, and you know your craving for it is caused by your own bad judgement, and you definitely know you'll regret it later.

I was trying to convince myself that it was a feeling of schadenfreude as I'm almost double her age and look better, but I've come to terms with my need to slum it up on the internet.
 
2012-04-30 02:35:17 PM

HaywoodJablonski: She's a Greg Oden 17. A Dominican baseball player 17. A Chinese Olympic gymnast 17.

What I'm trying to say is that she's old.


The Chinese gymnasts lied by saying they were older than they are.
 
2012-04-30 02:38:30 PM
Just dropped in to remind subby that ALL mini-dresses are thigh high. That's what makes em mini.
 
2012-04-30 02:38:30 PM

SharkTrager: HaywoodJablonski: She's a Greg Oden 17. A Dominican baseball player 17. A Chinese Olympic gymnast 17.

What I'm trying to say is that she's old.

The Chinese gymnasts lied by saying they were older than they are.


It's nice to see you understood the joke. Good for you!
 
2012-04-30 02:45:20 PM
I feel bad for her, her parents basically married her off to this creepy dude just so they can be famous.

She needs to get away from them now and she might have a shot at a normal life. I also think they are drugging her.
 
2012-04-30 02:46:44 PM
I just keep coming back to the question of why? Why did he marry her? He could've just farked her for awhile and then moved on, but now he's stuck with her. She's an extremely vapid, presumably teenaged girl. Just how much can he do with her that doesn't involve inserting his penis into whatever orifice seems most appealing at the time? Sure, that's fun, but it's not something to build a marriage off of.
 
2012-04-30 02:48:42 PM

LectertheChef: I just keep coming back to the question of why? Why did he marry her? He could've just farked her for awhile and then moved on, but now he's stuck with her. She's an extremely vapid, presumably teenaged girl. Just how much can he do with her that doesn't involve inserting his penis into whatever orifice seems most appealing at the time? Sure, that's fun, but it's not something to build a marriage off of.


You say that like it's a rare thing when people get married just because they like farking each other and are blind to the fact that they are otherwise incompatible.
 
2012-04-30 02:50:54 PM

Grables'Daughter: Attention Whores are the worst.


I'll admit I lol'd at that.
 
2012-04-30 02:51:02 PM

Otackle72: Grables'Daughter: Attention Whores are the worst.

Pot? I have kettle on line 2


But I love GD......at least she has class


I really don't consider GD an "attention whore," because GD has such delightful humor and good natured authenticity about herself. And before anyone jumps in and accuses me of white knighting, I'm a woman and I always truly liked her, going back to the LBJ days.
 
2012-04-30 02:55:36 PM

AbbeySomeone: I sense a major meltdown in this gals future. I almost feel sorry for her.


My guess at about 26 he'll no longer find her acceptable, then she'll snap.
/ she was much cuter before being modified.
 
2012-04-30 02:56:30 PM
One of the ways to tell if someone is a whore is if their lipstick is paler than their skin color.
 
2012-04-30 02:57:18 PM

GAT_00: Can we please stop encouraging her?


But then how will we insure a good harvest this year?
 
2012-04-30 02:59:29 PM

SultanofSchwing: So the general feeling in here is that you wouldn't fark it? Is that what we're going for? Because I'm pretty sure I'd still fark it.


Oh I'd fark it, smoking hot body overrides the weird tan color and biatchy face, but unless I was pretty sure I had a shot at nailing her I sincerely doubt I could stand talking to her for 5 minutes.

As a parent of a teenage girl thats why I can't understand these guys who hunt down 14-16 year old girls. Seriously, aside from the obvious "is it a cop?" game I just couldn't imagine trying to relate to one enough to seal the deal. I'll just pick up an appropriately aged moped, close my eyes and imagine the nubile young hottie - thanks.
 
2012-04-30 03:00:46 PM
I am not a fan of her face/hair combo at all.

Every time I go to Target I always see the hottest women. It's pretty neat.
 
2012-04-30 03:07:55 PM

R Kelly's Doo Doo Butter: I am not a fan of her face/hair combo at all.

Every time I go to Target I always see the hottest women. It's pretty neat.


You know, I've been digging it lately too - a bunch of hot milfs in yoga pants.
 
2012-04-30 03:08:15 PM
Fark's favorite teen bride and food gourmet...

Really? Surely we can do better than this...
 
2012-04-30 03:08:39 PM

ajt167: LectertheChef: I just keep coming back to the question of why? Why did he marry her? He could've just farked her for awhile and then moved on, but now he's stuck with her. She's an extremely vapid, presumably teenaged girl. Just how much can he do with her that doesn't involve inserting his penis into whatever orifice seems most appealing at the time? Sure, that's fun, but it's not something to build a marriage off of.

You say that like it's a rare thing when people get married just because they like farking each other and are blind to the fact that they are otherwise incompatible.


I did it. I was a sitcom cliche once upon a time. The pudgy funny middleclass guy with the smoking hot wife. I caught her on the rebound and am the kind of person that women love as a boyfriend so it stuck Now in my case she was actually a year older than me, not jailbait but I ignored the crazy warning signs thruout the dating and early married life because the sex was good and regular and I was happy with a gorgeous california blonde on my arm.
 
2012-04-30 03:10:52 PM
Why does a 16 year old girl look like a 35-year-old porn star?
 
2012-04-30 03:13:48 PM

Grables'Daughter: Attention Whores are the worst.


Allow me to 'Stodden' you.

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2012-04-30 03:24:14 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Grables'Daughter: Attention Whores are the worst.

Allow me to 'Stodden' you.

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looks at those knees, to sharp.
those glasses, and that dress.
 
2012-04-30 03:31:03 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Grables'Daughter: Attention Whores are the worst.

Allow me to 'Stodden' you.

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I'm jerkin off to you, girl
I'm jerkin off to your facebook pics
your facebook pictures
I'm jerkin off to you, girl

/freestylin'
 
2012-04-30 03:31:27 PM
This dude failed math. It's half your age plus 7. Not half your age minus 9.

/I'm sure she's a scintillating conversationalist.
 
2012-04-30 03:34:36 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Grables'Daughter: Attention Whores are the worst.

Allow me to 'Stodden' you.

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I mean, that's nice and all, but I'm more of a Boggle guy.
 
2012-04-30 04:04:37 PM

CitizenTed: This dude failed math. It's half your age plus 7. Not half your age minus 9.

/I'm sure she's a scintillating conversationalist.


I can't really blame the guy. He knew what he was getting into and made the conscious decision to embark on what will likely end up as a terrible miserable money-grubbing tragedy at the end of it.

At the worst he can get to play that card after it's over for all it's worth.

Most of my friends have had the "high maintenance" experience in their lives. You kinda need to in order to appreciate someone who isn't at all or is at least normal. They knew what they were getting into but that's how life goes; you have to experience it even if it means having your car keyed, possessions stolen, lawn set on fire and emergency cash cleaned out of your sock drawer.
 
2012-04-30 04:05:19 PM

LectertheChef: I just keep coming back to the question of why? Why did he marry her? He could've just farked her for awhile


There are places where you're not allowed to fark a 16 year old who is not your spouse. Maybe actor-guy-whose-name-I-forget was really impatient.
 
2012-04-30 04:05:43 PM
Somebody shop some goldfish into those shoes. Stat!
 
2012-04-30 04:13:53 PM

Freakin Rican: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Grables'Daughter: Attention Whores are the worst.

Allow me to 'Stodden' you.

[img7.imageshack.us image 640x423]

looks at those knees, to sharp.
those glasses, and that dress.


I think she has a nice pair of glasses
 
2012-04-30 04:14:27 PM
At least she looks mature. Better than the underbaked tarts in the American Apparel ads all over Fark.
 
2012-04-30 04:27:55 PM

Cheron: Freakin Rican: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Grables'Daughter: Attention Whores are the worst.

Allow me to 'Stodden' you.

[img7.imageshack.us image 640x423]

looks at those knees, to sharp.
those glasses, and that dress.

I think she has a nice pair of glasses


i know it! she does have a nice pair.....of glasses.
 
2012-04-30 04:31:44 PM

unfarkingbelievable: Otackle72: Grables'Daughter: Attention Whores are the worst.

Pot? I have kettle on line 2


But I love GD......at least she has class

I really don't consider GD an "attention whore," because GD has such delightful humor and good natured authenticity about herself. And before anyone jumps in and accuses me of white knighting, I'm a woman and I always truly liked her, going back to the LBJ days.


Yay!

Thank you so much!

/claps like a stupid little schoolgirl
 
2012-04-30 05:07:05 PM
GD is like a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day! She always makes me smile.

/...and makes my pants fit funny
//mostly smile, though
///okay, so pants and smile are about equal
////dear God, how I loves me some GD!
 
2012-04-30 05:12:29 PM
That biatch only has one pair of shoes?
 
2012-04-30 05:32:26 PM

Cymbal: Mr. Stretchy was a pretty good X-Files villain, but I'm not sure this will help his career long term. He prob should have held out for someone older and younger looking.


Oh, is THAT where I recognize him from? At first I thought it was one of the Coreys.
 
2012-04-30 05:42:55 PM

LectertheChef: I just keep coming back to the question of why? Why did he marry her? He could've just farked her for awhile and then moved on, but now he's stuck with her. She's an extremely vapid, presumably teenaged girl. Just how much can he do with her that doesn't involve inserting his penis into whatever orifice seems most appealing at the time? Sure, that's fun, but it's not something to build a marriage off of.


He probably married her because the age of consent is 18 in California. Marrying was the only way he could fark a 16 year old without ending up on the sex offender registry.
 
2012-04-30 05:46:31 PM

rynthetyn: LectertheChef: I just keep coming back to the question of why? Why did he marry her? He could've just farked her for awhile and then moved on, but now he's stuck with her. She's an extremely vapid, presumably teenaged girl. Just how much can he do with her that doesn't involve inserting his penis into whatever orifice seems most appealing at the time? Sure, that's fun, but it's not something to build a marriage off of.

He probably married her because the age of consent is 18 in California. Marrying was the only way he could fark a 16 year old without ending up on the sex offender registry.


Marriage laws do not work that way.

Age of consent is age of consent is age of consent. Just because you're married to her doesn't necessarily mean farking is permitted. You can marry a 13-year-old (hello, Jerry Lee Lewis), but it's still not a loophole that you can drive your cock through into underage vag.
 
2012-04-30 06:18:38 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: rynthetyn: LectertheChef: I just keep coming back to the question of why? Why did he marry her? He could've just farked her for awhile and then moved on, but now he's stuck with her. She's an extremely vapid, presumably teenaged girl. Just how much can he do with her that doesn't involve inserting his penis into whatever orifice seems most appealing at the time? Sure, that's fun, but it's not something to build a marriage off of.

He probably married her because the age of consent is 18 in California. Marrying was the only way he could fark a 16 year old without ending up on the sex offender registry.

Marriage laws do not work that way.

Age of consent is age of consent is age of consent. Just because you're married to her doesn't necessarily mean farking is permitted. You can marry a 13-year-old (hello, Jerry Lee Lewis), but it's still not a loophole that you can drive your cock through into underage vag.


Way to ruin my weekend.
 
2012-04-30 06:21:30 PM

Britney Spear's Speculum: She dresses like she's always at a party strip club.


Fixed that for me.

I never new strippers had a life outside the club.

/I like strippers
//Don't like stripper shoes
///weird, I know.
 
2012-04-30 06:31:52 PM

B.L.Z. Bub:
Age of consent is age of consent is age of consent. Just because you're married to her doesn't necessarily mean farking is permitted. You can marry a 13-year-old (hello, Jerry Lee Lewis), but it's still not a loophole that you can drive your cock through into underage vag.


www.fansshare.com

Has a sad.
 
2012-04-30 06:34:18 PM

Mad_Radhu: B.L.Z. Bub:
Age of consent is age of consent is age of consent. Just because you're married to her doesn't necessarily mean farking is permitted. You can marry a 13-year-old (hello, Jerry Lee Lewis), but it's still not a loophole that you can drive your cock through into underage vag.

[www.fansshare.com image 640x360]

Has a sad.


What Jason Momoa flick is this(I know it can't be Conan The Barbarian)?
 
2012-04-30 06:38:06 PM

Apos:

What Jason Momoa flick is this(I know it can't be Conan The Barbarian)?


Game of Thrones.
 
2012-04-30 06:39:18 PM

Mad_Radhu: Apos:

What Jason Momoa flick is this(I know it can't be Conan The Barbarian)?

Game of Thrones.


Ahhh...
 
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