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2012-04-30 12:17:30 AM  
 
2012-04-30 12:19:48 AM  
Or maybe even better? Dana Fuchs
 
2012-04-30 12:34:23 AM  
Nicole and Nicholas Beck, who are cousins of Schermanhorn, said they witnessed the aftermath of the incident. They said their 19-year-old brother was driving on Donald Avenue and had stopped at a stop sign before making a turn and hitting the two girls.

So the guy driving was the cousin of the girl who decided it was a good idea to lie in the middle of the road. This family is obviously full of geniuses.
 
2012-04-30 12:35:03 AM  
I don't know, subby... Somehow, the [DUMBASS] tag seems a little too understated for this one...

If the world were a little less PC, we could have a [RETARDED] tag which would be about perfect for this story.
 
2012-04-30 01:13:56 AM  
What the hell?
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2012-04-30 01:27:35 AM  
Or maybe a "Stumbass" tag for all three of them. Dumbass for the kids who were on the road, Stupid for the driver who didn't see two people.
 
2012-04-30 06:20:03 AM  
Those girls should have been using SPF: Infiniti.
 
2012-04-30 06:39:57 AM  
Beaver Co., PA + upscale rural white trash + cousins + meth lab country = 13 y/o girls sunbathing in the road nude.
 
2012-04-30 06:54:22 AM  

AKTurkey: Nicole and Nicholas Beck, who are cousins of Schermanhorn, said they witnessed the aftermath of the incident. They said their 19-year-old brother was driving on Donald Avenue and had stopped at a stop sign before making a turn and hitting the two girls.

So the guy driving was the cousin of the girl who decided it was a good idea to lie in the middle of the road. This family is obviously full of geniuses.


How do two cousins have the same brother though?
 
2012-04-30 07:08:53 AM  
Why did my brain add "nude" to the headline? I went to the article, only to find no mention of nudity. I came back here to comment and reread the headline.

Wishful thinking?
 
2012-04-30 07:10:06 AM  

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: Those girls should have been using SPF: Infiniti.


I laughed, I going to hell aren't I?

/2 tickets please cause I wanna take some one with me
 
2012-04-30 07:13:25 AM  

suffra: AKTurkey: Nicole and Nicholas Beck, who are cousins of Schermanhorn, said they witnessed the aftermath of the incident. They said their 19-year-old brother was driving on Donald Avenue and had stopped at a stop sign before making a turn and hitting the two girls.

So the guy driving was the cousin of the girl who decided it was a good idea to lie in the middle of the road. This family is obviously full of geniuses.

How do two cousins have the same brother though?


Nicole and Nicholas Beck witnessed the accident. Their brother was driving the car that hit Schermanhorn, the victim and the cousin of all three. Kaylie George was also hit, but the article doesn't mention a relationship.
 
2012-04-30 07:23:49 AM  
There really is no problem with it if you know what your doing, Just ask this guy:

thewallofbadass.com
 
2012-04-30 07:28:14 AM  

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: Those girls should have been using SPF: Infiniti.


Hah!
 
2012-04-30 07:31:06 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: Those girls should have been using SPF: Infiniti.

I laughed, I going to hell aren't I?

/2 tickets please cause I wanna take some one with me


Add me to the list of people joining you...
 
2012-04-30 07:31:40 AM  

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: 13 y/o girls sunbathing in the road nude


Pics, or it didn't happen.


/what?
 
2012-04-30 07:31:59 AM  

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: Beaver Co., PA + upscale rural white trash + cousins + meth lab country = 13 y/o girls sunbathing in the road nude.


Why don't you have a seat over there...

Oblig...
 
2012-04-30 07:35:23 AM  
Thinning the herd?
 
2012-04-30 07:36:44 AM  
Paging Darwin


Darwin to the tan courtesy phone please
 
2012-04-30 07:40:42 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Why Don't We Do It In The Road ?


yay
 
2012-04-30 07:45:42 AM  

AKTurkey: Nicole and Nicholas Beck, who are cousins of Schermanhorn, said they witnessed the aftermath of the incident. They said their 19-year-old brother was driving on Donald Avenue and had stopped at a stop sign before making a turn and hitting the two girls.

So the guy driving was the cousin of the girl who decided it was a good idea to lie in the middle of the road. This family is obviously full of geniuses.


they're probably brother and sisters, too. inbreeding always causes problems according to reliable info I found on the internet.
 
2012-04-30 07:56:24 AM  
But it's my private cul-de-sac.
 
2012-04-30 07:56:52 AM  

suffra: AKTurkey: Nicole and Nicholas Beck, who are cousins of Schermanhorn, said they witnessed the aftermath of the incident. They said their 19-year-old brother was driving on Donald Avenue and had stopped at a stop sign before making a turn and hitting the two girls.

So the guy driving was the cousin of the girl who decided it was a good idea to lie in the middle of the road. This family is obviously full of geniuses.

How do two cousins have the same brother though?


The two are cousins of one of the girls who was hit, not each other.

Competing dumbass tags here... You've got to be a dumbass to sunbathe in the middle of the street, but you've also got to be a dumbass to not notice two girls sunbathing in the middle of the street.
 
2012-04-30 07:59:17 AM  
Confucius say : Girl who sunbathe in road, get hit in Beaver..
 
2012-04-30 08:05:10 AM  
Beaver county. Giggity
 
2012-04-30 08:27:27 AM  
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BurnShrike: Why did my brain add "nude" to the headline? I went to the article, only to find no mention of nudity. I came back here to comment and reread the headline.

Wishful thinking?


Dude, 13 year olds.
 
2012-04-30 08:32:42 AM  

suffra: AKTurkey: Nicole and Nicholas Beck, who are cousins of Schermanhorn, said they witnessed the aftermath of the incident. They said their 19-year-old brother was driving on Donald Avenue and had stopped at a stop sign before making a turn and hitting the two girls.

So the guy driving was the cousin of the girl who decided it was a good idea to lie in the middle of the road. This family is obviously full of geniuses.

How do two cousins have the same brother though?


It took me a while BUT -

There are two couples, Couple A and Couple B. Male A is Female B's Brother. Each couple has a child, Daughter A and Daughter B, they are cousins.

Female A and Male B elope and have a son, The son is (half)brother to Daughter A and Daughter B.
 
2012-04-30 08:33:07 AM  
Pennsyltucky.
 
2012-04-30 08:38:17 AM  

StrikitRich: [media.tumblr.com image 225x556]

BurnShrike: Why did my brain add "nude" to the headline? I went to the article, only to find no mention of nudity. I came back here to comment and reread the headline.

Wishful thinking?

Dude, 13 year olds.


Yes, but I didn't know that based solely on the headline.
 
2012-04-30 08:39:31 AM  

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: Those girls should have been using SPF: Infiniti.


I drive an Infiniti so I got a kick out of your reply.
 
2012-04-30 08:40:14 AM  

Sybarite: But it's my private cul-de-sac.


I don't understand what your balls have to do with this story.
 
2012-04-30 08:41:43 AM  

Too Pretty For Prison:
they're probably brother and sisters, too. inbreeding always causes problems according to reliable info I found on the internet.


I like my teenaged inbreds good and tan.

FTA

Authorities with the Beaver County Police Department said Samantha Schermanhorn and Kaylie George, both 13, had to be flown by helicopter to a hospital after they fell asleep while sunbathing in the roadway and were hit by the car.

The counties one and only car apparently.
 
2012-04-30 08:55:06 AM  

TomD9938: Authorities with the Beaver County Police Department said Samantha Schermanhorn and Kaylie George, both 13, had to be flown by helicopter to a hospital after they fell asleep while sunbathing in the roadway and were hit by the car.

The counties one and only car apparently.

BEAVER COUNTY, Pa. -- Two teenage girls who were sunbathing along Donald Avenue were hurt after being struck by a car.

Two teenage girls who were sunbathing along Donald Avenue were hurt after being struck by a car.

Nope, the first sentence sets up that they were hit by a car. The sentence that you quoted refers to the car as "the car", because we know who the car belonged to after reading the article.

And it's "county's", not "counties".

/grammar Nazi

 
2012-04-30 08:59:48 AM  
Wow, the parent are going to have quite a medical bill and I would not count on the 19 year old to have car insurance.
 
2012-04-30 09:00:42 AM  
I also came to see if you guys had noticed that the girls were hit in Beaver.

ctrl-f "beaver"

Yep, you guys did notice that.
 
2012-04-30 09:06:43 AM  
That's just the way these ladies roll ... on the bottom of someone's tires.
 
2012-04-30 09:21:37 AM  
I have several questions for these young ladies.

1. If you are going to sunbathe, why would you do it in the road?

Um, no, I guess I only had the one question.
 
2012-04-30 09:30:49 AM  

Grables'Daughter: I also came to see if you guys had noticed that the girls were hit in Beaver.

ctrl-f "beaver"

Yep, you guys did notice that.


somethingsomethinghityouinthebeaversomethingsomething
 
2012-04-30 09:39:49 AM  
Came for pix of what sunbathers may look like... Leaving disappointed.
 
2012-04-30 09:44:26 AM  

Akabander: Came for pix of what sunbathers may look like... Leaving disappointed.


cl.jroo.me
 
2012-04-30 09:49:04 AM  

suffra: AKTurkey: Nicole and Nicholas Beck, who are cousins of Schermanhorn, said they witnessed the aftermath of the incident. They said their 19-year-old brother was driving on Donald Avenue and had stopped at a stop sign before making a turn and hitting the two girls.

So the guy driving was the cousin of the girl who decided it was a good idea to lie in the middle of the road. This family is obviously full of geniuses.

How do two cousins have the same brother though?


It seems that even people in Pittsburgh do some cross-breeding.
 
2012-04-30 10:02:28 AM  
Who's turn was it to yell CAR?
 
2012-04-30 10:29:16 AM  

BurnShrike: Why did my brain add "nude" to the headline? I went to the article, only to find no mention of nudity. I came back here to comment and reread the headline.

Wishful thinking?



Because sunbathing is not news unless it's nude. Or unless the bathers get hit by a car, but how is that going to happen? Oh wait...
 
2012-04-30 11:09:44 AM  

Gothnet: suffra: AKTurkey: Nicole and Nicholas Beck, who are cousins of Schermanhorn, said they witnessed the aftermath of the incident. They said their 19-year-old brother was driving on Donald Avenue and had stopped at a stop sign before making a turn and hitting the two girls.

So the guy driving was the cousin of the girl who decided it was a good idea to lie in the middle of the road. This family is obviously full of geniuses.

How do two cousins have the same brother though?

It took me a while BUT -

There are two couples, Couple A and Couple B. Male A is Female B's Brother. Each couple has a child, Daughter A and Daughter B, they are cousins.

Female A and Male B elope and have a son, The son is (half)brother to Daughter A and Daughter B.


We've got some towns around here where that sort of thing happens. The residents don't have family trees...they have family wreaths.
 
2012-04-30 11:24:44 AM  
White.

(just for consistency - I call out the other stories too. Don't want anyone thinking I'm a duper duper racist instead of just regular racist)

(yeah, today's NBCsandiego story on the sacrifice in the cemetery - it's Mexican. You know it is. Do we even need to read the story or the comments to find out?)
 
2012-04-30 11:46:44 AM  
Well, they may only be 13, but apparently they were hittable.

/like the fist of an angry Michelin Man
//he hit that twice
 
2012-04-30 12:45:42 PM  
Smart girls don't sleep in the middle of the street. On the other hand, smart drivers also watch where they're going. I see three co-morons to this situation.
 
2012-04-30 12:50:28 PM  

suffra: AKTurkey: Nicole and Nicholas Beck, who are cousins of Schermanhorn, said they witnessed the aftermath of the incident. They said their 19-year-old brother was driving on Donald Avenue and had stopped at a stop sign before making a turn and hitting the two girls.

So the guy driving was the cousin of the girl who decided it was a good idea to lie in the middle of the road. This family is obviously full of geniuses.

How do two cousins have the same brother though?


Uncle-Daddy will explain to you later.
 
2012-04-30 01:41:44 PM  
Where is the mention of meth, dope, huffing, and underage drinking. You know that was going on to "fall asleep" in the road.
 
2012-04-30 04:18:00 PM  
It sounds like an excuse to get out of trouble for trying to do some sort of "Jackass" type stunt. Find the video. It'll be on youtube soon enough.

...we fell asleep sunbathing in the middle of the road...yeah, right.
 
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