jaytkay: Where could a curious Chicagoan obtain some Moxie?

You can try ordering a hot dog with ketchup, for starters

chookbillion: What on earth is Moxie? What does it taste like?

Imagine taking a big steaming gorilla turd out of a pile of maggots. Now roast it with the guts of a dead horse. Then you take the leftover goo and mix it with skunked PBR. Then be raped by a dozen leperous demons. Then you might have some idea of how terrible that stuff tastes.

Not quite. You either hate it, or you like it because you're a miserable, spiteful asshole and Moxie is the "miserable, spiteful asshole" of sodas.

Here's the original logo:

WHY? BECAUSE FARK YOU, THAT'S WHY

/I like it

chookbillion: What on earth is Moxie? What does it taste like?

Sadness with the slight aftertaste of unemployment.

//Matches well with Lisbon

FTFA: Her logo features a Ferris wheel with Moxie cans in place of the passenger cars and a horse standing in the driver's seat of an old-fashioned car.

In other words, it's a typically bad logo with too many elements; exactly what one would expect from a beginner.

I'd like to know why companies don't hold contests for other aspects of their business. Say, to see what accountant can figure out the lowest tax assessment. You know, for the exposure.

I found Moxie at a BevMo several years back. I had heard of it and eagerly bought a bottle.

The taste is similar to something you would use to clean tree sap of your hands. There was a bouquet of automatic transmission fluid and some top notes of fried transformer.

I'm pretty sure Moxie is a regional inside joke. "Ha! Ha! Look what we conned the outsiders into drinking!"

Something with Moxie's flavor either has to have a LOT of alcohol in it or be able to clean the road tar off your alloys. Maybe both.

chookbillion: What on earth is Moxie? What does it taste like?

It's like someone took a crap in your mouth.

It's a shoe polish! It's a cola! -- Tastes the same!

/I like it.

LadyMech: So is Moxie the Big Red of the Northeast? I'd like to try it someday. I do love Big Red.

There is nothing better than Big Red. It is what God himself drinks.
Moxie on the other hand is brewed from the devil's crap.

Moxie is good if you like the taste of roofing tar.

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Sneaky Pete approves.

Is this about Penn Jillette's daughter?