They also made boom-boom in their pants.

That list was a little over-the-top, but really not by that much. Such is the result of living in an echo chamber for so long.

They missed one....

Descent: why, it's the highest form patriotic, of course.

Communist, Muslem, Liberal, Democrat, Nazi....
They all mean the same thing to me: UNAMERICAN. So you can interchange them, I don't care. I still know Obama is wrong, and are country is gonna turn on it's head this coming election, so it's all the same to me.

RON PAUL 2012

I'M OFFENDED! Look at all this sand on my tampon!

The thing that pisses me off the last 20 or so years is how conservatives and Republicans in general got it into their widdle heads that "liberals" are unamerican. That somehow conservatives are "more American" or patriotic.

It makes me sick just how backwards that is, as if 100 million or more of their fellow Americans aren't patriotic because they are "liberal".

E pluribus unum, biatches.

Primum: The thing that pisses me off the last 20 or so years is how conservatives and Republicans in general got it into their widdle heads that "liberals" are unamerican. That somehow conservatives are "more American" or patriotic.

It makes me sick just how backwards that is, as if 100 million or more of their fellow Americans aren't patriotic because they are "liberal".

E pluribus unum, biatches.


It's a gradual gearing up process to declaring them non-human, so they can shoot them without angering Jesus.

Primum: The thing that pisses me off the last 20 or so years is how conservatives and Republicans in general got it into their widdle heads that "liberals" are unamerican. That somehow conservatives are "more American" or patriotic.


They're pretty much using Hitler's playbook to garner support through nationalism.

We're doomed. Seriously, I'm not kidding. Unless, you get out and vote and get your friends to vote too.

If we don't vote, these corporate assholes win and our experiment in government of the people, for the people, by the people fails.

Weapons-grade derp is smarter than what the average Tea Partier thinks.

Primum: E pluribus unum, biatches

Little-known fact: this is the original motto of the US.

fta: "We can quibble about the terminology used to describe them," Edson grumbled, "but it's clear. Whatever you call people that oppose capitalism and free markets and individual economic freedom -maybe it's 'socialist,' maybe it's 'communist' -but that's the point the congressman was making, and he stands by the words."

What's clear here is that West lied. The GOP, capitalizing of generations of anti-commie rhetoric have deliberately obscured the meanings of communism and socialism and conflated them to mean the same thing and then tried to attach that moniker to the modern Democratic party. Which is clearly insane, of course. The GOP define capitalism as letting corporations do whatever they want whenever they want with as much privatized reward and socialized risk as possible. That's not free market capitalism, that's a plutocracy built on corporate crony capitalism.

I see where the author was going with this piece but it lacks laughs.

Primum: E pluribus unum

sounds just a bit Communist

Primum: The thing that pisses me off the last 20 or so years is how conservatives and Republicans in general got it into their widdle heads that "liberals" are unamerican. That somehow conservatives are "more American" or patriotic.

I don't think that attribute of conservatism is as new as 20 years. It did become highly visible due to the rise of the inter tubes, conservative-controlled media, and the willingness of the Cheney/Bush administration to exploit it.

RedPhoenix122: Until the 50's, yes. Roughly around the same time they added "under God" to the Pledge of Allegiance.

Translation: Out of many, one

I mean..uh...the b*tches part....you know what? Never mind. Some jokes are just subtler than others.

RedPhoenix122: HMS_Blinkin: That list was a little over-the-top, but really not by that much. Such is the result of living in an echo chamber for so long.

I see what you did there.

Look at the bright side. At least if they have their way and make English the official language, they won't be able to talk.

AFWX: I'M OFFENDED! Look at all this sand on my tampon!

You are so close...



Yes, those are maxi-pads.

I wish someone clever wrote this article.

Can I buy some pot from you: [28.media.tumblr.com image 500x599]

/tsss

Sweet Jesus, is that for real? What bothers me about shiat like this is not that this idiot is functionally illiterate, it's that apparently everyone he knows is too. Otherwise, why would they let him out in public carrying such a sign? I mean, it's not some minor spelling error, it's pure fail.

Kind of like cat speak, mixed with derp.

Delay: We're doomed. Seriously, I'm not kidding. Unless, you get out and vote and get your friends to vote too.

If we don't vote, these corporate assholes win and our experiment in government of the people, for the people, by the people fails.

But I thought people thought that failed already? The income inequality issue, the 1%, the 15T in debt, the low ratings of the House and Senate, the high unemployment, the poor dying in the street, etc.