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2012-04-29 12:32:45 PM
George Orwell already invented that new language.
 
2012-04-29 01:03:13 PM
They also made boom-boom in their pants.
 
2012-04-29 01:47:31 PM
That list was a little over-the-top, but really not by that much. Such is the result of living in an echo chamber for so long.
 
2012-04-29 01:49:00 PM
They missed one....

Descent: why, it's the highest form patriotic, of course.
 
2012-04-29 01:50:30 PM
HMS_Blinkin: That list was a little over-the-top, but really not by that much. Such is the result of living in an echo chamber for so long.
 
2012-04-29 01:51:44 PM
Communist, Muslem, Liberal, Democrat, Nazi....
They all mean the same thing to me: UNAMERICAN. So you can interchange them, I don't care. I still know Obama is wrong, and are country is gonna turn on it's head this coming election, so it's all the same to me.

RON PAUL 2012
 
2012-04-29 01:52:49 PM
GuyWhoAgreesWithRetards: Communist, Muslem, Liberal, Democrat, Nazi....
They all mean the same thing to me: UNAMERICAN. So you can interchange them, I don't care. I still know Obama is wrong, and are country is gonna turn on it's head this coming election, so it's all the same to me.

RON PAUL 2012


Nice novelty account.
 
2012-04-29 01:54:00 PM
LasersHurt: GuyWhoAgreesWithRetards: Communist, Muslem, Liberal, Democrat, Nazi....
They all mean the same thing to me: UNAMERICAN. So you can interchange them, I don't care. I still know Obama is wrong, and are country is gonna turn on it's head this coming election, so it's all the same to me.

RON PAUL 2012

Nice novelty account.


Coulda just went with FoxNewsViewer, but agreed.
 
2012-04-29 01:55:55 PM
I'M OFFENDED! Look at all this sand on my tampon!
 
2012-04-29 01:58:11 PM
I don't know about anyone else, but I've been having trouble figuring out what many conservatives are saying lately. In one breath they tell me President Obama is a Muslim. The next moment they nod grimly and warn: "He's a communist." Occasionally, they insists that he's both at once; and on the nutty fringes it's not hard to find those who say the president is a Nazi, a communist, a socialist, a fascist and the Antichrist all wrapped up in one.



Orwell already described the GOP of 2012:

To know and not to know, to be conscious of complete truthfulness while telling carefully constructed lies, to hold simultaneously two opinions which cancelled out, knowing them to be contradictory and believing in both of them, to use logic against logic, to repudiate morality while laying claim to it, to believe that democracy was impossible and that the Party was the guardian of democracy, to forget, whatever it was necessary to forget, then to draw it back into memory again at the moment when it was needed, and then promptly to forget it again, and above all, to apply the same process to the process itself -- that was the ultimate subtlety; consciously to induce unconsciousness, and then, once again, to become unconscious of the act of hypnosis you had just performed. Even to understand the word 'doublethink' involved the use of doublethink
 
2012-04-29 01:58:21 PM
The thing that pisses me off the last 20 or so years is how conservatives and Republicans in general got it into their widdle heads that "liberals" are unamerican. That somehow conservatives are "more American" or patriotic.

It makes me sick just how backwards that is, as if 100 million or more of their fellow Americans aren't patriotic because they are "liberal".

E pluribus unum, biatches.
 
2012-04-29 01:59:16 PM
RedPhoenix122: LasersHurt: GuyWhoAgreesWithRetards: Communist, Muslem, Liberal, Democrat, Nazi....
They all mean the same thing to me: UNAMERICAN. So you can interchange them, I don't care. I still know Obama is wrong, and are country is gonna turn on it's head this coming election, so it's all the same to me.

RON PAUL 2012

Nice novelty account.

Coulda just went with FoxNewsViewer, but agreed.


I dunno, "GuyWhoAgreesWithRetards" has a bit more broad-spectrum potential. He can also more clearly get in on antivax bullshiat with that, for instance.
 
2012-04-29 02:00:36 PM
A Dark Evil Omen: RedPhoenix122: LasersHurt: GuyWhoAgreesWithRetards: Communist, Muslem, Liberal, Democrat, Nazi....
They all mean the same thing to me: UNAMERICAN. So you can interchange them, I don't care. I still know Obama is wrong, and are country is gonna turn on it's head this coming election, so it's all the same to me.

RON PAUL 2012

Nice novelty account.

Coulda just went with FoxNewsViewer, but agreed.

I dunno, "GuyWhoAgreesWithRetards" has a bit more broad-spectrum potential. He can also more clearly get in on antivax bullshiat with that, for instance.


Agreed, the diversity of opportunities presented here is nice.
 
2012-04-29 02:01:01 PM
Primum: The thing that pisses me off the last 20 or so years is how conservatives and Republicans in general got it into their widdle heads that "liberals" are unamerican. That somehow conservatives are "more American" or patriotic.

It makes me sick just how backwards that is, as if 100 million or more of their fellow Americans aren't patriotic because they are "liberal".

E pluribus unum, biatches.



It's a gradual gearing up process to declaring them non-human, so they can shoot them without angering Jesus.
 
2012-04-29 02:01:13 PM
Primum: The thing that pisses me off the last 20 or so years is how conservatives and Republicans in general got it into their widdle heads that "liberals" are unamerican. That somehow conservatives are "more American" or patriotic..

yeah, but that's just boilerplate stuff - dehumanize your opponents and it makes it easier to inflice all sorts of things on 'em. you wouldn't force a True American through a TSA checkpoint...but you can force 'them commie rat bastard libruls' through gaterape central and not lose any sleep over it.
 
2012-04-29 02:01:52 PM
Primum: The thing that pisses me off the last 20 or so years is how conservatives and Republicans in general got it into their widdle heads that "liberals" are unamerican. That somehow conservatives are "more American" or patriotic.


They're pretty much using Hitler's playbook to garner support through nationalism.
 
2012-04-29 02:02:08 PM
It sucks how many people with dementia are actually out there, not getting the help they so desperately need.

/call and visit your elderly family once in a while so they don't turn to Fox News for their social interaction.
 
2012-04-29 02:02:53 PM
A Dark Evil Omen: RedPhoenix122: LasersHurt: GuyWhoAgreesWithRetards: Communist, Muslem, Liberal, Democrat, Nazi....
They all mean the same thing to me: UNAMERICAN. So you can interchange them, I don't care. I still know Obama is wrong, and are country is gonna turn on it's head this coming election, so it's all the same to me.

RON PAUL 2012

Nice novelty account.

Coulda just went with FoxNewsViewer, but agreed.

I dunno, "GuyWhoAgreesWithRetards" has a bit more broad-spectrum potential. He can also more clearly get in on antivax bullshiat with that, for instance.


How about FloridaVoter?
 
2012-04-29 02:03:33 PM
We're doomed. Seriously, I'm not kidding. Unless, you get out and vote and get your friends to vote too.

If we don't vote, these corporate assholes win and our experiment in government of the people, for the people, by the people fails.
 
2012-04-29 02:04:09 PM
Weapons-grade derp is smarter than what the average Tea Partier thinks.
 
2012-04-29 02:04:21 PM
Primum: E pluribus unum, biatches

Little-known fact: this is the original motto of the US.
 
2012-04-29 02:04:26 PM
moralpanic: Primum: The thing that pisses me off the last 20 or so years is how conservatives and Republicans in general got it into their widdle heads that "liberals" are unamerican. That somehow conservatives are "more American" or patriotic.


They're pretty much using Hitler's playbook to garner support through nationalism.


well...he didn't come up with all the rules, he just wrote them all down in one place and cleaned up the psychology a bit. creating your own language, dehumanizing your opponents and forcing rigid adherence to a political dogma isn't exactly new in human experience.
 
2012-04-29 02:04:39 PM
fta: "We can quibble about the terminology used to describe them," Edson grumbled, "but it's clear. Whatever you call people that oppose capitalism and free markets and individual economic freedom -maybe it's 'socialist,' maybe it's 'communist' -but that's the point the congressman was making, and he stands by the words."

What's clear here is that West lied. The GOP, capitalizing of generations of anti-commie rhetoric have deliberately obscured the meanings of communism and socialism and conflated them to mean the same thing and then tried to attach that moniker to the modern Democratic party. Which is clearly insane, of course. The GOP define capitalism as letting corporations do whatever they want whenever they want with as much privatized reward and socialized risk as possible. That's not free market capitalism, that's a plutocracy built on corporate crony capitalism.

I see where the author was going with this piece but it lacks laughs.
 
2012-04-29 02:04:57 PM
Primum: E pluribus unum

sounds just a bit Communist
 
2012-04-29 02:05:42 PM
cameroncrazy1984: Primum: E pluribus unum, biatches

Little-known fact: this is the original motto of the US.


I thought our motto was: exitus acta probat?
 
2012-04-29 02:06:12 PM
Primum: The thing that pisses me off the last 20 or so years is how conservatives and Republicans in general got it into their widdle heads that "liberals" are unamerican. That somehow conservatives are "more American" or patriotic.

I don't think that attribute of conservatism is as new as 20 years. It did become highly visible due to the rise of the inter tubes, conservative-controlled media, and the willingness of the Cheney/Bush administration to exploit it.
 
2012-04-29 02:07:12 PM
cameroncrazy1984: Primum: E pluribus unum, biatches

Little-known fact: this is the original motto of the US.


Until the 50's, yes. Roughly around the same time they added "under God" to the Pledge of Allegiance.

Translation: Out of many, one.
 
2012-04-29 02:08:14 PM
Weaver95: cameroncrazy1984: Primum: E pluribus unum, biatches

Little-known fact: this is the original motto of the US.

I thought our motto was: exitus acta probat?


Or 'ad hoc, ergo propter hoc'
 
2012-04-29 02:08:54 PM
Weaver95: cameroncrazy1984: Primum: E pluribus unum, biatches

Little-known fact: this is the original motto of the US.

I thought our motto was: exitus acta probat?


I'd be more likely to guess in hoc signo vinces.
 
2012-04-29 02:09:41 PM
RedPhoenix122: Until the 50's, yes. Roughly around the same time they added "under God" to the Pledge of Allegiance.

Translation: Out of many, one


I mean..uh...the b*tches part....you know what? Never mind. Some jokes are just subtler than others.
 
2012-04-29 02:11:17 PM
A Dark Evil Omen: Weaver95: cameroncrazy1984: Primum: E pluribus unum, biatches

Little-known fact: this is the original motto of the US.

I thought our motto was: exitus acta probat?

I'd be more likely to guess in hoc signo vinces.


these days you could also make the case for "Nil Mortifi Sine Lucre".
 
2012-04-29 02:13:46 PM
cameroncrazy1984: I mean..uh...the b*tches part....you know what? Never mind. Some jokes are just subtler than others.

Wow, that's the second time I ruined someone's joke today. I'm on a roll.
 
2012-04-29 02:14:13 PM
28.media.tumblr.com


/tsss

 
2012-04-29 02:15:27 PM
Weaver95: A Dark Evil Omen: Weaver95: cameroncrazy1984: Primum: E pluribus unum, biatches

Little-known fact: this is the original motto of the US.

I thought our motto was: exitus acta probat?

I'd be more likely to guess in hoc signo vinces.

these days you could also make the case for "Nil Mortifi Sine Lucre".


Nice. Though with politics these days, I think it pretty just boils down to "Caveat Emptor".
 
2012-04-29 02:17:07 PM
Can I buy some pot from you: [28.media.tumblr.com image 500x599]

/tsss


oi45.tinypic.com
 
2012-04-29 02:19:34 PM
A Dark Evil Omen: Can I buy some pot from you: [28.media.tumblr.com image 500x599]

/tsss

[oi45.tinypic.com image 600x480]


I always liked that game.
 
2012-04-29 02:19:38 PM
RedPhoenix122: HMS_Blinkin: That list was a little over-the-top, but really not by that much. Such is the result of living in an echo chamber for so long.

I see what you did there.
 
2012-04-29 02:19:58 PM
Look at the bright side. At least if they have their way and make English the official language, they won't be able to talk.
 
2012-04-29 02:21:12 PM
AFWX: I'M OFFENDED! Look at all this sand on my tampon!

You are so close...

media.peopleofwalmart.com

Yes, those are maxi-pads.
 
2012-04-29 02:21:56 PM
I wish someone clever wrote this article.
 
2012-04-29 02:24:42 PM
Hetfield: RedPhoenix122: HMS_Blinkin: That list was a little over-the-top, but really not by that much. Such is the result of living in an echo chamber for so long.

I see what you did there.


I was wondering if anyone would pick up on that.
 
2012-04-29 02:25:24 PM
Ed Finnerty: AFWX: I'M OFFENDED! Look at all this sand on my tampon!

You are so close...

[media.peopleofwalmart.com image 600x375]

Yes, those are maxi-pads.


Maybe her feet sweat and she's doing that to help regulate. They are super-absorbent, after all.
 
2012-04-29 02:40:19 PM
For those of us in Virginia, some of the Democrats really are Morans.

//Brian & Jim.
 
2012-04-29 02:44:06 PM
Can I buy some pot from you: [28.media.tumblr.com image 500x599]

/tsss


Sweet Jesus, is that for real? What bothers me about shiat like this is not that this idiot is functionally illiterate, it's that apparently everyone he knows is too. Otherwise, why would they let him out in public carrying such a sign? I mean, it's not some minor spelling error, it's pure fail.
 
2012-04-29 02:47:30 PM
i115.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-29 02:49:15 PM
Been saying this for a while. Cannot fight your opponents message? Change the context, language, or meaning of words == running far far away goalposts

Say terms like fair share == zomg socialism
 
2012-04-29 03:01:14 PM
My confusion only deepened when Rep. Allen West, a Florida Republican, was asked at a recent town hall meeting how many "card-carrying Marxists" he thought there were in Congress.
West hardly missed a beat, telling his stunned audience that there were eighty


Sure it wasn't 57?
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2012-04-29 03:05:03 PM
Kind of like cat speak, mixed with derp.
 
2012-04-29 03:18:02 PM
RedPhoenix122: Hetfield: RedPhoenix122: HMS_Blinkin: That list was a little over-the-top, but really not by that much. Such is the result of living in an echo chamber for so long.

I see what you did there.

I was wondering if anyone would pick up on that.


I did, but then I thought...no, nobody could be that subtle on a Sunday.
 
2012-04-29 03:19:18 PM
Delay: We're doomed. Seriously, I'm not kidding. Unless, you get out and vote and get your friends to vote too.

If we don't vote, these corporate assholes win and our experiment in government of the people, for the people, by the people fails.


But I thought people thought that failed already? The income inequality issue, the 1%, the 15T in debt, the low ratings of the House and Senate, the high unemployment, the poor dying in the street, etc.
 
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