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(WorldNetDaily)   Stop the presses: BARACK OBAMA WINKED WHEN HE SAID HE WAS BORN IN HAWAII SO THE BIRTHERS WERE RIGHT   ( wnd.com) divider line
    More: Fail, obama, Hawaii, Christianity Today, White House Correspondents dinner, Drew Zahn, birthers  
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2012-04-29 01:08:11 PM  
11 votes:
#1 on the list of reasons to re-elect Obama is preventing Romney from speaking at this event next year.

Can't you just see him saying "No, I'm not using any of the jokes written by those 'ethnic' types. I've got a great story about how one time I was on my way home from the Club and the Dusenberg got a flat tire. When Porterhouse was changing it the jack slipped, the car fell and crushed his pelvis. When Muffy and Tadford pulled up in their Silver Ghost they asked 'do you need a lift?' and I pointed at Porterhouse and said 'Well, he could use use a tax cut -- IF he paid taxes!' They both popped their monocles!"
2012-04-29 11:40:52 AM  
7 votes:
FTFA article: "And as WND reported, an investigation by Arpaio concluded probable cause to believe the document submitted by the White House as a copy of Obama's birth certificate is, in fact, a forgery."

You know I will say one thing on this. If Arpaio believes this to be true then I trust him because listen no one is less crazy than that person on the whole earth. That is the sanest of men.

For those of you who do not get the wit of me this was the sarcastic statement very much. LAUGHTER O TEA.
MBK
2012-04-29 12:22:15 PM  
5 votes:
SWEET BABY JESUS HE WINKED!?

For someone who "graduated" from Harvard, he should know the Constitution states "Any Standing President who winks shall give up his position to the vice president candidate of his opponent from the last election" (Article 7, Section 5, paragraph 12, sentence 4).

PALIN PALIN PALIN PALIN!
2012-04-29 02:11:01 PM  
4 votes:

mpirooz: I hope these guys get more prevalence before the election.

We need the independents to see crazy town and cringe.


I know a birther who has sent me articles/videos a couple of times about Obama's "Birth Certificate." I keep telling him he needs to send that kind of stuff to the Romney campaign and demand that they take it seriously, but, so far, he hasn't done so. I've told him, if Romney does not address his concerns regarding Obama, that means Romney is in on the conspiracy and can't be trusted. I'm going to keep harping on it until the election.
2012-04-29 11:31:20 AM  
4 votes:

yanceylebeef: Wow. I wandered into the comments over there.
That is some weapons grade stupid. And the whining? Oy!


WND is finally homing in on the perfect target audience: almost too stupid to breathe, but with enough spare cash to buy their books.
2012-04-29 01:32:09 PM  
3 votes:
www.polyvore.com

/oblig
//President Trollbama strikes again!!!!
2012-04-29 01:31:20 PM  
3 votes:
He should hold a press conference where he steps up to the podium and simply says, "I get it, I'm black."
2012-04-29 01:08:48 PM  
3 votes:
This means Sarah Palin is automatically President and Barack Obama has to do a minimalist run of Ocarina Of Time, with the added challenge of completing the side quest for Biggoron's Sword (without using the magic bean plant in front of Dodongo's Cavern) but not actually collecting the sword.
2012-04-29 03:35:37 PM  
2 votes:
cman:

poe's law

I swear to jebus, I can not keep straight who is left and who is right in here.

It almost makes me want to smoke less dope.
2012-04-29 02:15:32 PM  
2 votes:
New presidential portrait to be unveiled:

nbnl.globalwhelming.com
2012-04-29 01:28:15 PM  
2 votes:
www.terrariaonline.com
2012-04-29 12:55:27 PM  
2 votes:

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Desu?
2012-04-29 12:42:28 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-04-29 11:43:52 AM  
2 votes:
Next article: "Why are liberals keeping the birther issue alive?"
2012-04-30 04:49:14 PM  
1 vote:
WND: "A bee bit my bottom! Now my bottom's big!"
2012-04-30 09:51:53 AM  
1 vote:

imontheinternet: gimmegimme: imontheinternet: The Troll-in-Chief strikes again.

He should have showed up in a turban and bowed to everybody before he spoke.

Why a turban? What an odd choice of headwear to mention.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 468x789]

notsureifserious.jpg.exe


It can be a sign of respect to wear traditional garb when you are a guest in another country, right?

Or are you really claiming that George Bush is a seekrit Veeitnamees women?

thinkery.typepad.com
2012-04-30 02:23:23 AM  
1 vote:

D-Liver: 9/10. This to me has a Tolstoy-esque quality. The prose doesn't throw a lot of curveballs at you, but the abundance of detail, passion of the speaker and soapboxing subtext give the writing a self-sustaining quality. I also liked how the rant got maximum value out of hearsay and anecdotes without a shred of actual evidence. Maybe some more all caps words or exclamation points would have helped, but I found reading it to be all in all an enjoyable experience.


I spent 5 minutes looking for the word jumble theme. Damned if I can figure it out.
2012-04-29 11:16:32 PM  
1 vote:
The White House continues to point to the released document as proof of Obama's birth in Hawaii, despite dozens of frivolous lawsuits without merit and an investigation by Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio, noted political grand-stander and race-baiter with no jurisdiction in this matter suggesting Obama's eligibility is no laughing matter only questionable to those who can't get used to the idea of a darkie in the White House.

Fixed for rationality.
2012-04-29 09:49:03 PM  
1 vote:

cman: /Cant believe that people can be so partisan that they bring this shiat up 10 years past


So... Watergate is off-limits?
2012-04-29 06:58:32 PM  
1 vote:

JohnnyC: Obama pwned them... and this is how they react. Hahahah priceless.


To be fair, a math book gets the same response from them.
2012-04-29 05:22:13 PM  
1 vote:
Drew Zahn is a former pastor who cut his editing teeth as a member of the award-winning staff of Leadership, Christianity Today's professional journal for church leaders.

Stop the presses! How did we not find this guy sooner? If I know journalism--and i'm pretty sure I do--THIS f*cker, I mean son of a f*cking B*TCH, THIS motherf*cker fits the bill like a mustache on Burt Reynolds. Like a f*cking eagle graphic on a Trans Am. Like tits and polar bears on a goddamn Molly Hatchet album cover
2012-04-29 04:30:04 PM  
1 vote:

DamnYankees: He's history's greatest monster.


He's really horning in on my action.

It's hard to get the ladies to think you're a badass when this cat's always joking about the birf certifict, or singing Al Green songs, or showing up at bars unannounced to hang with the local kids.

/I like the guy, but it's not like there isn't legitimate criticism of him. But the 'tards just latch onto this silly shiat and cling for dear life.
2012-04-29 04:06:33 PM  
1 vote:

Kumana Wanalaia: cman:

poe's law

I swear to jebus, I can not keep straight who is left and who is right in here.

It almost makes me want to smoke less dope.


Can I have the rest of your stash? ;)
2012-04-29 03:57:12 PM  
1 vote:

RedPhoenix122: King Something: This means Sarah Palin is automatically President and Barack Obama has to do a minimalist run of Ocarina Of Time, with the added challenge of completing the side quest for Biggoron's Sword (without using the magic bean plant in front of Dodongo's Cavern) but not actually collecting the sword.

I should do this.

/Just bought a 3ds


Best part is they left in most of the non-game crashing glitches intentionally.
2012-04-29 03:09:08 PM  
1 vote:
So that means Boner is automagically first lady and Palin's dog is president?
2012-04-29 02:13:13 PM  
1 vote:

Wayne 985: From the comments:
Anita Eitmann Collapse

Yeah he was born in Hawaii. The only way that could have possible happened is if his whore Ma has a vagina that stretched from Kenya to Hawaii and he slid down the whore's vagina all the way to Hawaii from Kenya. What a piece of -hit?


This person votes.


I read that in Ralph Wiggam's voice.
2012-04-29 02:02:14 PM  
1 vote:
www.atomicpopcorn.net

BIRTHERS!
2012-04-29 01:59:42 PM  
1 vote:
Didn't Obama specifically say he was addressing conspiracy theorists at that point?

Jesus, it's like these retarded gas bags play into his hands. Every. Time. Best part...

Forever.
2012-04-29 01:59:41 PM  
1 vote:

Satanic_Hamster: Don't Troll Me Bro!: Also, from the comments:

bobvelon: What is so hard to understand? Regardless of where he was born he was never eligible to be elected.

Umm.... The 14th Amendment says otherwise, Mr. Stark-Defender-Of-What-I-Wish-The-Constitution-Said. Of course, the Tea Party wants to do away with that amendment, which also happens to be the amendment that overrules Dred Scott. I'm sure the Dred Scott thing is just a coincidence. I guess if you pretend that pesky amendment isn't there, then BHO can't be a citizen because of some reason... I wonder what that reason is.

It's their fall back position. Even if he WAS born in the US, he's not really a natural born citizen because his father wasn't one and we're not even sure who his father is because his mom loved black cock so much she slept with HUNDREDS of negros including Malcom-X.


Fallback position? Apparently you missed this : WND gem. To summarize, Barack Obama Sr. was not Barry Soetero's biological father, some other blah dude was. Of course, this other blah dude was a US citizen, making both of Obama's parent's citizens, which means that for him not to be natural born he has to have been born in Kenya. Which is where Ann Dunham went because that's where the guy who wasn't her son's father was from.
2012-04-29 01:54:47 PM  
1 vote:

Grables'Daughter: A muslin is a background used in photography.


So it's okay to use muslins for that, but other religions are off-limits? Racist.
2012-04-29 01:46:56 PM  
1 vote:

PlatinumDragon: ultraholland: He should hold a press conference where he steps up to the podium and simply says, "I get it, I'm black."

Cue Steve Doocy:

"WHY DOES BALACK NOBAMA HAVE TO PULL THE RACE CARD? HE CAN'T STAND ON HIS ACCOMPLISHMENTS, AND SOME PEOPLE SAY HIS ANTI-COLONIAL ROOTS INDUCE HIM TO BOW BEFORE FOREIGN RULERS AND COMPROMISE WITH ROGUE STATES! WHEN HE SAYS HIS SON WOULD LOOK LIKE THAT WANNABE GHETTO THUG TRAYVON MARTIN, HE'S TELLING WHITE PEOPLE TO WATCH OUT, HIS FOLLOWERS WILL TRY TO JUMP YOU AND BLAME YOU FOR DEFENDING YOURSELF! GOVERNOR PALIN, YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS YOU!"

... i feel gross just typing the above.


The sad thing is, Doocy fashions himself some kind of comedian, so i will not be at all surprised to hear about him criticizing the President's joke delivery on Fox&Friends tomorrow. Kilmeade will just sit there nodding, praying a thought comes into his head.
2012-04-29 01:36:38 PM  
1 vote:

Ed Finnerty: ultraholland: He should hold a press conference where he steps up to the podium and simply says, "I get it, I'm black. And I'm tired of all these motherfarking Republicans in this motherfarking Congress!"

That would be awesome.

2012-04-29 01:36:32 PM  
1 vote:
You guys, the President is now mocking us TO OUR FACES!!!

I was so enraged I had to beat my dog several times last night, you guys. I kept telling Mr. Pickles I'm sorry, but 0bama was making me do this to him. Mr. Pickles just registered Republican.

I can barely control my rage, you guys. I mean, come ON!!!
2012-04-29 01:28:25 PM  
1 vote:

cman: I TOLD YA SO!I TOLD YA SO!I TOLD YA SO!I TOLD YA SO!I TOLD YA SO!I TOLD YA SO!I TOLD YA SO!I TOLD YA SO!I TOLD YA SO!I TOLD YA SO!I TOLD YA SO!I TOLD YA SO!I TOLD YA SO!I TOLD YA SO!I TOLD YA SO!I TOLD YA SO!I TOLD YA SO!I TOLD YA SO!I TOLD YA SO!I TOLD YA SO!I TOLD YA SO!I TOLD YA SO!I TOLD YA SO!I TOLD YA SO!I TOLD YA SO!I TOLD YA SO!I TOLD YA SO!I TOLD YA SO!I TOLD YA SO!I TOLD YA SO!I TOLD YA SO!I TOLD YA SO!

You MOCKED ME when I told you Taxb0ng0 was A MUSLIN. WHERE IS YOUR LOGIC NOW, COMMUNIST LIBS?

RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL

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2012-04-29 01:12:45 PM  
1 vote:
Finally...the proof we've been waiting for!
2012-04-29 01:07:11 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2012-04-29 01:06:50 PM  
1 vote:
From the comments: He was born? Blame Bush...

rlv.zcache.com
2012-04-29 01:06:02 PM  
1 vote:

Satanic_Hamster: Your IP address should be banned from the internet for all time as an example to others and you and your computer should be shot into the sun.


Sorry Joe did not mean to do the offense of you.
2012-04-29 12:52:41 PM  
1 vote:
Proving once again the Republicans have a great sense of humor.
2012-04-29 12:50:20 PM  
1 vote:

meow said the dog: FTFA article: "And as WND reported, an investigation by Arpaio concluded probable cause to believe the document submitted by the White House as a copy of Obama's birth certificate is, in fact, a forgery."

You know I will say one thing on this. If Arpaio believes this to be true then I trust him because listen no one is less crazy than that person on the whole earth. That is the sanest of men.

For those of you who do not get the wit of me this was the sarcastic statement very much. LAUGHTER O TEA.


Your IP address should be banned from the internet for all time as an example to others and you and your computer should be shot into the sun.
2012-04-29 12:50:12 PM  
1 vote:
OMG A WINK!!! IMPEACH NOW QUICK NOW!!! WE HAVE THE SEKRET FURNER.

Seriously people is the guy a mastermind genius able to pull off a con like no other in history or is he a feeble minded socialist who can't speak without a prompter?

You know why I can't be a conservative? My brain needs things that not only make sense but that logically flow and don't freaking disconnect at every turn.
2012-04-29 12:49:55 PM  
1 vote:

MBK: SWEET BABY JESUS HE WINKED!?

For someone who "graduated" from Harvard, he should know the Constitution states "Any Standing President who winks shall give up his position to the vice president candidate of his opponent from the last election" (Article 7, Section 5, paragraph 12, sentence 4).

PALIN PALIN PALIN PALIN!


Since Palin winked pretty much through the entire campaign who knows what the hell she stood for.
2012-04-29 11:57:25 AM  
1 vote:
This is what Republicans actually believe.
2012-04-29 11:03:41 AM  
1 vote:
That's a compelling argument, and I'm almost ready to donate generously. I've been fooled before though, so first I want to see what WhatDoesItMean.com has to say on the subject.
 
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