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(WorldNetDaily)   Stop the presses: BARACK OBAMA WINKED WHEN HE SAID HE WAS BORN IN HAWAII SO THE BIRTHERS WERE RIGHT   (wnd.com) divider line 182
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2012-04-29 10:27:06 PM

Kurland: I can't wait until Obama gets reelected. Will be fun to see how these morons react.


I hope they all blow their brains out.

You know, I always thought Birthers were a small cult until I moved from Durham, NC to Roanoke, VA. Christ, around here, completing high school is considered "elitist". One of my partners and a majority of my office staff are Birthers. It's frightening.
 
2012-04-29 10:33:33 PM

DubyaHater: I hope they all blow their brains out.


The crossfire fallout might snag Texas for Obama this time.
 
2012-04-29 10:48:27 PM

abb3w: cman: /Cant believe that people can be so partisan that they bring this shiat up 10 years past

So... Watergate is off-limits?


Why, is Nixon running for office again?
 
2012-04-29 11:16:32 PM
The White House continues to point to the released document as proof of Obama's birth in Hawaii, despite dozens of frivolous lawsuits without merit and an investigation by Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio, noted political grand-stander and race-baiter with no jurisdiction in this matter suggesting Obama's eligibility is no laughing matter only questionable to those who can't get used to the idea of a darkie in the White House.

Fixed for rationality.
 
2012-04-29 11:25:08 PM

cman: Bush was an idiot no doubt, but this was reaching when Michael Moore did it and it is still reaching today. If you want to mock Bush at least use something substantial.

/Cant believe that people can be so partisan that they bring this shiat up 10 years past


It's not partisan to recall the actions of the President who immediately preceded our current President. I even think it's fair game to discuss the actions of any President, regardless of when they served.
 
2012-04-29 11:33:55 PM

cman: gimmegimme: Gonz: Kanemano: This just reminds me, that at last years dinner he killed Bin Laden for dessert.

He also laughed WAY too hard at the opening comedian's comment that bin Laden was hosting a talk show on CSPAN. "Yeah, you're funny, guy- NOBODY on the planet could hope to find Osama."

I would not like to play poker with President Obama, I'll tell you that.

Those moments have been on my mind since last year. The President knew his ass was on the line. His entire legacy and ability to be an effective president were being decided that night and he knew it. Compare Obama's calm confidence to the way his predecessor reacted in important situations:

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And let's not forget the six minutes of "I got nuthin."

Bush was an idiot no doubt,


I'm glad we agree.



but this was reaching when Michael Moore did it and it is still reaching today.


Unlike Michael Moore, I am not implying that Bush was wondering which of his Dad's friends was responsible for the attack. I am simply pointing out that he looks lost and confused and utterly unable to lead the country in a time of crisis. His actions in the months and years after 9/11 prove me right.


If you want to mock Bush at least use something substantial.

/Cant believe that people can be so partisan that they bring this shiat up 10 years past


You know what? I can't think of anything more substantial than the lives of thousands of American soldiers that Bush pissed away for nothing. How much of those off-the-books wars have been paid for, ten years past? Call me back when the Bush Federal Debt is gone.
 
2012-04-29 11:45:39 PM

Gyrfalcon: abb3w: cman: /Cant believe that people can be so partisan that they bring this shiat up 10 years past

So... Watergate is off-limits?

Why, is Nixon running for office again?


So, we can only talk about things that are happening to people who are currently running for office. Which means nobody is talking about the John Edwards thing at al.
 
2012-04-30 12:17:30 AM

BSABSVR: Wayne 985: From the comments:
Anita Eitmann Collapse

Yeah he was born in Hawaii. The only way that could have possible happened is if his whore Ma has a vagina that stretched from Kenya to Hawaii and he slid down the whore's vagina all the way to Hawaii from Kenya. What a piece of -hit?


This person votes.

I read that in Ralph Wiggam's voice.


The baby looked at you?
 
2012-04-30 12:30:30 AM
cman 2012-04-29 09:29:50 PM


/Cant believe that people can be so partisan that they bring this shiat up 10 years past

Bill Ayers, you felching twuntpuppet.
 
2012-04-30 12:46:49 AM
And this isn't the stupidest thing I've read on Wingnut Daily yet.
 
2012-04-30 12:48:37 AM

cameroncrazy1984: Gyrfalcon: abb3w: cman: /Cant believe that people can be so partisan that they bring this shiat up 10 years past

So... Watergate is off-limits?

Why, is Nixon running for office again?

So, we can only talk about things that are happening to people who are currently running for office. Which means nobody is talking about the John Edwards thing at al.


I thought nobody was talking about that because who wants to talk about it for the love of god?
 
2012-04-30 01:03:34 AM

cman: If you want to mock Bush at least use something substantial.


Ok. I'll even keep it on topic with regard to the correspondent's dinner.

The invasion of Iraq, and then joking about looking for the WMDs that Americans died for behind the chair and under the sofa cushion. I realize the invasion was 10 years ago and we're not supposed to mention things that happened so long ago, but since we're still paying the bills I figured it would be ok.
 
2012-04-30 01:11:13 AM
Well, in my opinion, the only thing that will get this country back on track fiscally is conservatism and Obama and his crew are completely against that. They want socialism.....and they have been very vocal about it. Romney, although not perfect, not my first choice, is far better, has actually worked in the private sector, has real world experience. Obama will move fwd with his agenda and will completely take this county.....or at least leave it in true shambles for the next prez....down a socialism path. I can say this because I have seen Obama's meddling first hand working for my bro and being around lots and lots of small business owners who say his policies are taking all their $$ and effort and driving them out of business. Obama has no real world experience......none. He is a true elitist and I truly hope you do your homework and get your vote right, otherwise there won't be any American dream for your daughter to take advantage of in the future. Romney won't be a Reagan, but he will have true conservatives around him, and the American people, who will keep him in line. He won't get away with anything. Obama spends more than half his time trying to divide the country and what he can't get thru congress, he does thru executive order, or thru regulations via IRS, EPA, banking, whomever. It is quite disturbing and not at all how I pictured this country to be! I mean, I figured we'd have to fight for freedom at some point, but this is ridiculous!

Anyway, Romney will not make things worse. Obama staying in office will just further our decline until we have no choice but to make sharp cuts AND raise taxes greatly....be like Greece. I have done a lot of research and have seen it with my own eyes. Scary.
 
2012-04-30 01:22:35 AM

Kerpal64: Well, in my opinion, the only thing that will get this country back on track fiscally is conservatism and Obama and his crew are completely against that. They want socialism.....and they have been very vocal about it. Romney, although not perfect, not my first choice, is far better, has actually worked in the private sector, has real world experience. Obama will move fwd with his agenda and will completely take this county.....or at least leave it in true shambles for the next prez....down a socialism path. I can say this because I have seen Obama's meddling first hand working for my bro and being around lots and lots of small business owners who say his policies are taking all their $$ and effort and driving them out of business. Obama has no real world experience......none. He is a true elitist and I truly hope you do your homework and get your vote right, otherwise there won't be any American dream for your daughter to take advantage of in the future. Romney won't be a Reagan, but he will have true conservatives around him, and the American people, who will keep him in line. He won't get away with anything. Obama spends more than half his time trying to divide the country and what he can't get thru congress, he does thru executive order, or thru regulations via IRS, EPA, banking, whomever. It is quite disturbing and not at all how I pictured this country to be! I mean, I figured we'd have to fight for freedom at some point, but this is ridiculous!

Anyway, Romney will not make things worse. Obama staying in office will just further our decline until we have no choice but to make sharp cuts AND raise taxes greatly....be like Greece. I have done a lot of research and have seen it with my own eyes. Scary.


I've seen pixels and photoshops in my time, so...
 
2012-04-30 01:42:58 AM

Kerpal64: Well, in my opinion, the only thing that will get this country back on track fiscally is conservatism and Obama and his crew are completely against that. They want socialism.....and they have been very vocal about it. Romney, although not perfect, not my first choice, is far better, has actually worked in the private sector, has real world experience. Obama will move fwd with his agenda and will completely take this county.....or at least leave it in true shambles for the next prez....down a socialism path. I can say this because I have seen Obama's meddling first hand working for my bro and being around lots and lots of small business owners who say his policies are taking all their $$ and effort and driving them out of business. Obama has no real world experience......none. He is a true elitist and I truly hope you do your homework and get your vote right, otherwise there won't be any American dream for your daughter to take advantage of in the future. Romney won't be a Reagan, but he will have true conservatives around him, and the American people, who will keep him in line. He won't get away with anything. Obama spends more than half his time trying to divide the country and what he can't get thru congress, he does thru executive order, or thru regulations via IRS, EPA, banking, whomever. It is quite disturbing and not at all how I pictured this country to be! I mean, I figured we'd have to fight for freedom at some point, but this is ridiculous!

Anyway, Romney will not make things worse. Obama staying in office will just further our decline until we have no choice but to make sharp cuts AND raise taxes greatly....be like Greece. I have done a lot of research and have seen it with my own eyes. Scary.


9/10. This to me has a Tolstoy-esque quality. The prose doesn't throw a lot of curveballs at you, but the abundance of detail, passion of the speaker and soapboxing subtext give the writing a self-sustaining quality. I also liked how the rant got maximum value out of hearsay and anecdotes without a shred of actual evidence. Maybe some more all caps words or exclamation points would have helped, but I found reading it to be all in all an enjoyable experience.
 
2012-04-30 02:21:48 AM

andrewagill: Dear WND,

Dig up, stupid!


This makes me think Minecraft. Yes, WND, please dig up!
 
2012-04-30 02:23:23 AM

D-Liver: 9/10. This to me has a Tolstoy-esque quality. The prose doesn't throw a lot of curveballs at you, but the abundance of detail, passion of the speaker and soapboxing subtext give the writing a self-sustaining quality. I also liked how the rant got maximum value out of hearsay and anecdotes without a shred of actual evidence. Maybe some more all caps words or exclamation points would have helped, but I found reading it to be all in all an enjoyable experience.


I spent 5 minutes looking for the word jumble theme. Damned if I can figure it out.
 
2012-04-30 04:46:28 AM

Are you gonna illustrate your pseudo-erudite rant by springing stormtroopers on us next, Derpal32!?

Are you gonna try to inveigle us into believing that a pair of farking blue footed birds are the REAL boobies and the happy jubbly funtoys we Farkettes have got stuck on our front bumpers are fakes!!??

I got two words for you and they ain't Welcome Back.

Fark.

You.


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2012-04-30 06:45:41 AM

Kurland: I can't wait until Obama gets reelected. Will be fun to see how these morons react.


They'll yell about it, but with nothing else at stake, they'll let it pass - it was only an excuse, anyway.
Nobody really cares whether the President is a "Natural Born Citizen", anyhow - hell, the term doesn't even have a legal definition - and when Ahhhnold wanted to run for President, the same people wanted to change the law. It's all bullshiat.
 
2012-04-30 07:40:54 AM

jso2897: Kurland: I can't wait until Obama gets reelected. Will be fun to see how these morons react.

They'll yell about it, but with nothing else at stake, they'll let it pass - it was only an excuse, anyway.
Nobody really cares whether the President is a "Natural Born Citizen", anyhow - hell, the term doesn't even have a legal definition - and when Ahhhnold wanted to run for President, the same people wanted to change the law. It's all bullshiat.


It'd be really funny if he won it by a controversial ruling in Florida.
 
2012-04-30 08:24:17 AM

whither_apophis: MBK: SWEET BABY JESUS HE WINKED!?

For someone who "graduated" from Harvard, he should know the Constitution states "Any Standing President who winks shall give up his position to the vice president candidate of his opponent from the last election" (Article 7, Section 5, paragraph 12, sentence 4).

PALIN PALIN PALIN PALIN!

Since Palin winked pretty much through the entire campaign who knows what the hell she stood for.


Hockey MILFs with slutty daughters?
 
2012-04-30 08:51:09 AM
The Troll-in-Chief strikes again.

He should have showed up in a turban and bowed to everybody before he spoke.
 
2012-04-30 08:52:46 AM

imontheinternet: The Troll-in-Chief strikes again.

He should have showed up in a turban and bowed to everybody before he spoke.


Why a turban? What an odd choice of headwear to mention.
 
2012-04-30 08:53:23 AM
Is there like, a photo of the wink or anything? Cuz that'd be awesome.
 
2012-04-30 09:20:55 AM
I watched a video clip of Obama's speech and laughed my ass off at it. He was majorly trolling and I could already hear all of Rightwingistan going bonkers over this.

I find it amusing how many different ways the Rightwingistanis will contort themselves to keep from admitting the fact that the President is a Ni-BONG is upsetting to them. They should just admit it already because they're not fooling anyone.
 
2012-04-30 09:32:15 AM

gimmegimme: imontheinternet: The Troll-in-Chief strikes again.

He should have showed up in a turban and bowed to everybody before he spoke.

Why a turban? What an odd choice of headwear to mention.


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2012-04-30 09:51:53 AM

imontheinternet: gimmegimme: imontheinternet: The Troll-in-Chief strikes again.

He should have showed up in a turban and bowed to everybody before he spoke.

Why a turban? What an odd choice of headwear to mention.

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It can be a sign of respect to wear traditional garb when you are a guest in another country, right?

Or are you really claiming that George Bush is a seekrit Veeitnamees women?

thinkery.typepad.com
 
2012-04-30 10:27:04 AM

gimmegimme: imontheinternet: gimmegimme: imontheinternet: The Troll-in-Chief strikes again.

He should have showed up in a turban and bowed to everybody before he spoke.

Why a turban? What an odd choice of headwear to mention.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 468x789]

notsureifserious.jpg.exe

It can be a sign of respect to wear traditional garb when you are a guest in another country, right?

Or are you really claiming that George Bush is a seekrit Veeitnamees women?

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There's nothing wrong with it at all, but that picture gives the Tea Party crowd fits.

If Obama's going to troll the birthers, why not troll the secret muslim people?
 
2012-04-30 10:29:29 AM
Honestly, if you're a republican, the truth is you're out of touch and the world is leaving you in the past where you belong.

Obama is winning in a landslide.
 
2012-04-30 04:49:14 PM
WND: "A bee bit my bottom! Now my bottom's big!"
 
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2012-04-30 05:44:16 PM

gimmegimme: Or are you really claiming that George Bush is a seekrit Veeitnamees women?


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Well done
 
2012-05-01 04:12:51 PM

Kittypie070: Are you gonna illustrate your pseudo-erudite rant by springing stormtroopers on us next, Derpal32!?


No, no; this is the 64-bit version, that came out as a competing release a bit before the 32-bit version was fed into /dev/null permanently.
 
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