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(ESPN)   First match of the Mid-Atlantic: Devils at Flyers 3:00 - Cats and Dogs: Preds at Yotes (with Yotes up 1-0) 8:00 -- What's not to like   (games.espn.go.com) divider line 1032
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paj
2012-04-29 05:04:47 PM
Two more:
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Piizzadude
2012-04-29 05:05:56 PM
Polish Hussar: Piizzadude: to hell with this...screw the wife, I am off to the bar for the 3rd. I cannot take the playoffs without something alcoholic...

This is why I'm glad that I live in a state that has sane liquor laws

Ours has gotten better, and I could just go to the liqueur store and get some rum, it was the wife who got insane...

She tallied the bar tabs from round one and asked me to chill for round 2. Foolishly I said yes, but so much for that. I am too superstitious to hold to it...
 
ontariolightning
2012-04-29 05:06:17 PM
Polish Hussar: Smiths: ooh what game would be next saturday at 3pm? NBC has horse racing at 4pm...

Only one game on the 5th, but it is at 12:30. Rangers/Caps

1230 pm is a terrible time for hockey
this ain't baseball NHL!
 
HeathenHealer
2012-04-29 05:07:05 PM
Home from the circus in time for the 3rd period. Good game so far?
 
Piizzadude
2012-04-29 05:07:08 PM
Let me add, never marry an accountant.....
 
Smiths
2012-04-29 05:07:58 PM
just when i was thinking "which commercial hasn't aired yet?"

i.imgur.com

/next up: GET OUT MAH BOOF Coors Light
 
ontariolightning
2012-04-29 05:08:01 PM
paj: Two more:
NSFW
NSFW

what do you expect us to do with this other than jacking off?
 
Klivian
2012-04-29 05:08:35 PM
Piizzadude: Polish Hussar: Piizzadude: to hell with this...screw the wife, I am off to the bar for the 3rd. I cannot take the playoffs without something alcoholic...

This is why I'm glad that I live in a state that has sane liquor laws

Ours has gotten better, and I could just go to the liqueur store and get some rum, it was the wife who got insane...

She tallied the bar tabs from round one and asked me to chill for round 2. Foolishly I said yes, but so much for that. I am too superstitious to hold to it...

There are only two solutions: Divorce, or get her so drunk she doesn't notice your drinking
 
SpikeStrip [TotalFark]
2012-04-29 05:08:51 PM
Piizzadude: Let me add, never marry an accountant.....

seems as if you two would have a lot in common.
 
Klivian
2012-04-29 05:09:24 PM
ontariolightning: paj: Two more:
NSFW
NSFW

what do you expect us to do with this other than jacking off?

Need anything else be done?
 
KarlMaldensNose
2012-04-29 05:09:35 PM
ontariolightning: paj: Two more:
NSFW
NSFW

what do you expect us to do with this other than jacking off?

You say jacking off like it's a bad thing.
 
paj
2012-04-29 05:10:15 PM
Third period - commence!
 
ontariolightning
2012-04-29 05:10:17 PM
HeathenHealer: Home from the circus in time for the 3rd period. Good game so far?

Its okay.. its been a Brodeur vs Bryz fark up competition
the one who farks up the least will win
 
robsul82 [TotalFark]
2012-04-29 05:11:35 PM
Next on Better Homes and Rinks...
 
Smiths
2012-04-29 05:11:37 PM
heh

fans should just start better chants during this.

like

"DRILL THAT shiat"
 
KarlMaldensNose
2012-04-29 05:11:46 PM
ontariolightning: HeathenHealer: Home from the circus in time for the 3rd period. Good game so far?

Its okay.. its been a Brodeur vs Bryz fark up competition
the one who farks up the least will win

Funny I think I hear circus music every time I see Bryzgalov handle the puck.
 
Piizzadude
2012-04-29 05:12:20 PM
Klivian: Piizzadude: Polish Hussar: Piizzadude: to hell with this...screw the wife, I am off to the bar for the 3rd. I cannot take the playoffs without something alcoholic...

This is why I'm glad that I live in a state that has sane liquor laws

Ours has gotten better, and I could just go to the liqueur store and get some rum, it was the wife who got insane...

She tallied the bar tabs from round one and asked me to chill for round 2. Foolishly I said yes, but so much for that. I am too superstitious to hold to it...

There are only two solutions: Divorce, or get her so drunk she doesn't notice your drinking

Well divorce is out, talked her into the bar....so at least I have that going for me.

Going against me is "I have to get ready to go out....since mid-second period. I am rooting for bonus hockey or someone to break the glass. This thing with the net is helping but won't be enough
 
paj
2012-04-29 05:12:29 PM
Unimpressed:
www.itbusiness.ca
 
Vangor [TotalFark]
2012-04-29 05:12:43 PM
Rectified? Damn near killed him! (Dammit Pronger!)
 
Smiths
2012-04-29 05:12:50 PM
it'd be awesome if the first flyers goal this period just takes the net completely off and farks up that ice
 
Piizzadude
2012-04-29 05:14:14 PM
Smiths: it'd be awesome if the first flyers goal this period just takes the net completely off and farks up that ice

here it comes.....
 
Smiths
2012-04-29 05:16:02 PM
NJD playing the "goalie will get it" game.
 
robsul82 [TotalFark]
2012-04-29 05:16:21 PM
Marty standing tall, give him some help, guys...
 
ontariolightning
2012-04-29 05:16:40 PM
The winner of Caps Rags are going to beat the winner of this series
both goalies are weak
 
2wolves [TotalFark]
2012-04-29 05:18:27 PM
Kinda obvious.
 
Smiths
2012-04-29 05:18:31 PM
TURKEY TIME PENS PHIL
 
robsul82 [TotalFark]
2012-04-29 05:18:44 PM
Geez, calm down, dude.

Flyers to the PP.
 
Klivian
2012-04-29 05:18:48 PM
Kovalchuk should have gotten a double minor for trying to make sure Wellwood had enough fiber in his diet
 
Smiths
2012-04-29 05:19:12 PM
ajhahahaha Simmonds went into his goal kneel.
 
paj
2012-04-29 05:19:16 PM
Kovalchuk clipped Wellwood, no call. Andy Green got called for the hook though. PHIPP
 
KarlMaldensNose
2012-04-29 05:19:22 PM
Wow how was the hook called and not the high stick. Either way PP PHI.
 
Frozen_Puck
2012-04-29 05:19:28 PM
Holy shiat! Not sure how they didn't go.

And Hartnell just destroyed the net, haha.
 
yookaloco
2012-04-29 05:19:28 PM
Hartnall Smash Net
 
2wolves [TotalFark]
2012-04-29 05:19:37 PM
Hartnell SMASH!
 
Fubegra
2012-04-29 05:20:14 PM
SCORE!
 
Klivian
2012-04-29 05:20:16 PM
HOWITZER GOAL
 
Smiths
2012-04-29 05:20:16 PM
i.imgur.comi.imgur.comi.imgur.com



GIROUX!
 
Polish Hussar
2012-04-29 05:20:16 PM
Phi PP goal! 3-2 PHI
 
youngandstupid
2012-04-29 05:20:24 PM
WOOOHOOOO!!!!!
 
desertgeek
2012-04-29 05:20:24 PM
Fark!
 
Frozen_Puck
2012-04-29 05:20:25 PM
fark, 3-2... felt that coming.
 
robsul82 [TotalFark]
2012-04-29 05:20:25 PM
3-2 Flyers.

Marty can't do EVERYTHING, guys.
 
Vangor [TotalFark]
2012-04-29 05:20:28 PM
Drilled into the damn net. Lucky it didn't start sliding around the ice.
 
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers [TotalFark]
2012-04-29 05:20:34 PM
Best player in the league gives Flyers the lead!
 
AdmirableSnackbar
2012-04-29 05:20:40 PM
Giroux is farking filthy
 
4NSpy
2012-04-29 05:20:46 PM
beauty. nice puck movement on that PP
 
SpikeStrip [TotalFark]
2012-04-29 05:20:47 PM
gee.
 
KarlMaldensNose
2012-04-29 05:20:48 PM
And bang! 3-2 Flyers.
 
ytterbium [TotalFark]
2012-04-29 05:20:59 PM
Wow, what a shot!
 
paj
2012-04-29 05:21:01 PM
PHIPPGoal. Giroux pots it fivehole from the faceoff dot and the Flyers take the lead.
 
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