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(CNN)   What does God sound like? Evidently a cross between Spock, King Jaffe Joffer, and Pee-Wee Herman (with helpful illustration)   (religion.blogs.cnn.com) divider line 114
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2012-04-29 12:20:54 PM
God sounds like James Mason.
 
2012-04-29 12:32:17 PM
If you claim to be personally hearing the voice of God talking to you on a normal basis... you're probably schizophrenic.
 
2012-04-29 01:12:07 PM
 
2012-04-29 01:27:44 PM
Like James Earl Jones.
 
2012-04-29 01:27:50 PM
George Burns or maybe attenborough
 
2012-04-29 01:28:45 PM
Oblig.
chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-04-29 01:28:45 PM
God sounds like silence.
 
2012-04-29 01:28:47 PM
God sounds like George Carlin
 
2012-04-29 01:28:55 PM
Hopefully anything except Alanis Morrisette.
 
2012-04-29 01:29:30 PM
 
2012-04-29 01:32:45 PM
 
2012-04-29 01:33:09 PM
Michael Ironside.

You all know it to be true.
 
2012-04-29 01:33:16 PM
God sounds like schizophrenia.
 
2012-04-29 01:35:30 PM
Wow, she's a complete idiot who goes on about nothing at all. Good for her.
 
2012-04-29 01:36:18 PM
She's on crack
 
2012-04-29 01:36:19 PM
No votes for Professor Farnsworth yet?
 
2012-04-29 01:39:10 PM
 
2012-04-29 01:40:06 PM
Exactly like this......

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHH LONG JOHNSON. OHHHHHHHHH DON PIANO!"
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2012-04-29 01:40:28 PM
www.godispretend.net
Please tell me more, you look and sound like a well adjusted grounded human being.
 
2012-04-29 01:40:42 PM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

Clicky-poppy
 
2012-04-29 01:42:40 PM
The opinions expressed in this commentary are solely those of Karen Spears Zacharias.

And no one else on Earth.
 
2012-04-29 01:45:03 PM
www.frankmullerhome.com
Frank Muller
 
2012-04-29 01:45:37 PM
 
2012-04-29 01:47:37 PM
Well, they say money talks ... so whatever voice it uses.
 
2012-04-29 01:48:04 PM
It's God dumbass. She sounds like you want her to sound.
 
2012-04-29 01:48:06 PM

SilentStrider: God sounds like James Mason.


My g-d sounds like Jackie Mason.
 
2012-04-29 01:48:25 PM
What the hell is this shiat?
 
2012-04-29 01:48:26 PM
Um, God sounds like a petty and vain old guy who snoops on you and demands obedience on some important things but also on a lot of bullshiat just to test your obedience?
 
2012-04-29 01:49:34 PM
 
2012-04-29 01:49:48 PM
God sounds like Paul Lynde aka Uncle Arthur.
 
2012-04-29 01:50:12 PM

Daraymann: It's God dumbass. She sounds like you want her to sound.


The sound of the fridge opening up and the sammich fixins being taken out
 
2012-04-29 01:50:31 PM
www.sportsbusinessdaily.com

/yesh it is hot
 
2012-04-29 01:51:08 PM
I always hear him during an orgasm but forget what the sound is like immediately after.
 
2012-04-29 01:52:14 PM
images.wikia.com

Why does God need a Starship?
 
2012-04-29 01:52:40 PM
I'd imagine He sounds more like Kevin Conroy.
 
2012-04-29 01:53:05 PM

SilentStrider: God sounds like James Mason.


Exactly. And He doesn't want Noah to build a speedboat.
 
2012-04-29 01:56:10 PM
i214.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-29 01:56:38 PM
God sounds like an AC/DC song.
 
2012-04-29 01:57:16 PM
When my husband and I were raising our children, we banned television from our household. "A Prairie Home Companion" was our primary form of entertainment on Sunday afternoons. With Sundays as our Sabbath, I suppose it is natural for me to associate God with Garrison.

The kid's claw marks on the inside of the front door must have been spectacular.
 
2012-04-29 01:59:51 PM
Simple:

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-29 02:01:12 PM
I'm sorry, but wikipedia states that Samuel L Jackson is God:
 
2012-04-29 02:01:47 PM

TheManofPA: I'm sorry, but wikipedia states that Samuel L Jackson is God:


I'm just going to try that again
Link
 
2012-04-29 02:02:00 PM

buckler: When my husband and I were raising our children, we banned television from our household. "A Prairie Home Companion" was our primary form of entertainment on Sunday afternoons. With Sundays as our Sabbath, I suppose it is natural for me to associate God with Garrison.

The kid's claw marks on the inside of the front doorcervix must have been spectacular.


FTFY
 
2012-04-29 02:02:18 PM
greenobles.com
 
2012-04-29 02:03:39 PM
 
2012-04-29 02:05:21 PM
What does God sound like?

Best part? FOREVER!
 
2012-04-29 02:06:01 PM

Lex Sluthor: SilentStrider: God sounds like James Mason.

Exactly. And He doesn't want Noah to build a speedboat.


stylishcorpse.files.wordpress.com

sees what you're doing there
 
2012-04-29 02:07:21 PM
> Many people don't even speak to God, much less listen to what he has to say.

Yes. Those would be the "sane" people.
 
2012-04-29 02:08:27 PM
Lemmy doesn't sound like that at all Subby.
 
2012-04-29 02:08:52 PM
home.gwi.net
GOD
 
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