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(940 WINZ)   Dumb: Demanding to get off plane to find your lost wallet. Dumber: Arguing with flight personnel and getting removed from the plane. Fark: Your wallet turns up in Chicago on the plane you were removed from   (940winz.com ) divider line
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2012-04-29 09:16:24 AM  
Always keister your wallet before a flight. This way it's safe and you always know where it is.

Plus, when the TSA stops you they can check your ID and your natural pocket all at once.
 
2012-04-29 10:28:06 AM  
"You can't fix stupid" -Ron White
 
2012-04-29 10:30:06 AM  
I have some sympathy for this woman, though raising a fuss didn't exactly work for her.
I wear a chain wallet, yes, some think it looks goofy. I don't care, it's larger and harder to lose.
May chain a brick to it someday....
 
2012-04-29 10:36:32 AM  
And then there's this:

A woman who raised a fuss about her missing wallet was removed from a Des Moines-to-Chicago flight. A Des Moines police report says the 33-year-old woman had gotten on the United Express flight Wednesday afternoon. She soon realized her wallet was missing. A quick check of the plane's restrooms turned up nothing.


She's on a hour long flight from farking Des Moines to Chicago and already used the plane's restroom before it even left the ground? Most people could farking drive between the two and not need to take a piss.
 
2012-04-29 10:40:59 AM  

Shrugging Atlas: And then there's this:

A woman who raised a fuss about her missing wallet was removed from a Des Moines-to-Chicago flight. A Des Moines police report says the 33-year-old woman had gotten on the United Express flight Wednesday afternoon. She soon realized her wallet was missing. A quick check of the plane's restrooms turned up nothing.


She's on a hour long flight from farking Des Moines to Chicago and already used the plane's restroom before it even left the ground? Most people could farking drive between the two and not need to take a piss.


What KrispyKritter said
 
2012-04-29 10:41:46 AM  

KrispyKritter: "You can't fix stupid" -Ron White


Have we tried neutering them?
 
2012-04-29 10:43:21 AM  

Ghost Roach: KrispyKritter: "You can't fix stupid" -Ron White

Have we tried neutering them?


I'm all for that.
 
2012-04-29 10:44:06 AM  
mlkshk.com
 
2012-04-29 10:49:30 AM  
This is the type of person that sets of a contagion of red ass in places where waiting sucks. The ER, motor vehicles, airports and planes. After people like this act out there remains an almost palpable anger and anxiety amongst people. It pulls us out of our civil demeanor where we smile and play nice and only think of fire bombing the place to where we're ready to do it.
 
2012-04-29 10:52:53 AM  

Ghost Roach: KrispyKritter: "You can't fix stupid" -Ron White

Have we tried neutering them?


Yes.

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2012-04-29 10:53:02 AM  

Kurmudgeon:
I wear a chain wallet, yes, some think it looks goofy. I don't care, it's larger and harder to lose.


My wife has one of those. I call it her Lesbian Trucker Wallet.

/She also has Lesbian Trucker Shoes but that's it so far for the Lesbian Trucker Ensemble
 
2012-04-29 10:53:04 AM  
She sounds fat.
 
2012-04-29 10:56:21 AM  

KidneyStone: I'm trying to wrap my head around this. She wanted to get off the plane, they said no, she argued, then they decided she needed to be removed.

Which is what she wanted in the first place.

/still a dumbass


Except that methinks she wanted the plane to wait around so that she could board it after finding said wallet.
 
2012-04-29 10:57:36 AM  

T-Servo: She sounds fat.


I would agree. I'm also guessing she's one of those people that have a "carry on" bag the size of a Volkswagon.
 
2012-04-29 10:58:20 AM  

rudemix: This is the type of person that sets of a contagion of red ass in places where waiting sucks. The ER, motor vehicles, airports and planes. After people like this act out there remains an almost palpable anger and anxiety amongst people. It pulls us out of our civil demeanor where we smile and play nice and only think of fire bombing the place to where we're ready to do it.


I try my damnedest to make light of situations, to laugh my ass off at the stupidity of people. But if I'm already in an uncomfortable, agitated place, Bertha Butthurt can set me off in 30 seconds or less. It's amazing, and truly annoying at the same time.
 
2012-04-29 10:59:27 AM  
There are few reasons why I'd want to get on the No-Fly list and get a criminal record. One of them is not fighting over a lost wallet. If it was found at the airport and turned in at Lost and Found, you're all set. Otherwise it was stolen and not much you can do.
 
2012-04-29 11:00:59 AM  
It's better than leaving your wallet in El Segundo.
 
2012-04-29 11:09:25 AM  

Shrugging Atlas: And then there's this:

A woman who raised a fuss about her missing wallet was removed from a Des Moines-to-Chicago flight. A Des Moines police report says the 33-year-old woman had gotten on the United Express flight Wednesday afternoon. She soon realized her wallet was missing. A quick check of the plane's restrooms turned up nothing.


She's on a hour long flight from farking Des Moines to Chicago and already used the plane's restroom before it even left the ground? Most people could farking drive between the two and not need to take a piss.



Depends?
 
2012-04-29 11:19:08 AM  

Shrugging Atlas: And then there's this:

A woman who raised a fuss about her missing wallet was removed from a Des Moines-to-Chicago flight. A Des Moines police report says the 33-year-old woman had gotten on the United Express flight Wednesday afternoon. She soon realized her wallet was missing. A quick check of the plane's restrooms turned up nothing.


She's on a hour long flight from farking Des Moines to Chicago and already used the plane's restroom before it even left the ground? Most people could farking drive between the two and not need to take a piss.


Not only that, but there's a bathroom inside the AIRPORT and you decided to go once you boarded the plane?!?!?!

Ron White is right.
 
2012-04-29 11:21:52 AM  

Mrtraveler01: Shrugging Atlas: And then there's this:

A woman who raised a fuss about her missing wallet was removed from a Des Moines-to-Chicago flight. A Des Moines police report says the 33-year-old woman had gotten on the United Express flight Wednesday afternoon. She soon realized her wallet was missing. A quick check of the plane's restrooms turned up nothing.


She's on a hour long flight from farking Des Moines to Chicago and already used the plane's restroom before it even left the ground? Most people could farking drive between the two and not need to take a piss.

Not only that, but there's a bathroom inside the AIRPORT and you decided to go once you boarded the plane?!?!?!

Ron White is right.


It is going to be so cool when you get old and start pissing YOUR pants.
Have fun idiot.
 
2012-04-29 11:23:07 AM  

snocone: Mrtraveler01: Shrugging Atlas: And then there's this:

A woman who raised a fuss about her missing wallet was removed from a Des Moines-to-Chicago flight. A Des Moines police report says the 33-year-old woman had gotten on the United Express flight Wednesday afternoon. She soon realized her wallet was missing. A quick check of the plane's restrooms turned up nothing.


She's on a hour long flight from farking Des Moines to Chicago and already used the plane's restroom before it even left the ground? Most people could farking drive between the two and not need to take a piss.

Not only that, but there's a bathroom inside the AIRPORT and you decided to go once you boarded the plane?!?!?!

Ron White is right.

It is going to be so cool when you get old and start pissing YOUR pants.
Have fun idiot.


I hope I don't do that at 33.
 
2012-04-29 11:24:49 AM  
Watch wallet spectacals testicals

Never leave home without.

/stock tip of the day; depends
 
2012-04-29 11:25:42 AM  

Mrtraveler01: snocone: Mrtraveler01: Shrugging Atlas: And then there's this:

A woman who raised a fuss about her missing wallet was removed from a Des Moines-to-Chicago flight. A Des Moines police report says the 33-year-old woman had gotten on the United Express flight Wednesday afternoon. She soon realized her wallet was missing. A quick check of the plane's restrooms turned up nothing.


She's on a hour long flight from farking Des Moines to Chicago and already used the plane's restroom before it even left the ground? Most people could farking drive between the two and not need to take a piss.

Not only that, but there's a bathroom inside the AIRPORT and you decided to go once you boarded the plane?!?!?!

Ron White is right.

It is going to be so cool when you get old and start pissing YOUR pants.
Have fun idiot.

I hope I don't do that at 33.


Is that all the older you wish to get?
I'd start making plans, if I were you.
 
2012-04-29 11:26:37 AM  
I love stories about karma catching up with asshats.
 
2012-04-29 11:27:44 AM  

snocone: Mrtraveler01: snocone: Mrtraveler01: Shrugging Atlas: And then there's this:

A woman who raised a fuss about her missing wallet was removed from a Des Moines-to-Chicago flight. A Des Moines police report says the 33-year-old woman had gotten on the United Express flight Wednesday afternoon. She soon realized her wallet was missing. A quick check of the plane's restrooms turned up nothing.


She's on a hour long flight from farking Des Moines to Chicago and already used the plane's restroom before it even left the ground? Most people could farking drive between the two and not need to take a piss.

Not only that, but there's a bathroom inside the AIRPORT and you decided to go once you boarded the plane?!?!?!

Ron White is right.

It is going to be so cool when you get old and start pissing YOUR pants.
Have fun idiot.

I hope I don't do that at 33.

Is that all the older you wish to get?
I'd start making plans, if I were you.


No, the point was the person in the story was 33 years old. She wasn't old by a long-shot or otherwise I'd have some sympathy for her in that regard.
 
2012-04-29 11:30:40 AM  

SkerriNinja: rudemix: This is the type of person that sets of a contagion of red ass in places where waiting sucks. The ER, motor vehicles, airports and planes. After people like this act out there remains an almost palpable anger and anxiety amongst people. It pulls us out of our civil demeanor where we smile and play nice and only think of fire bombing the place to where we're ready to do it.

I try my damnedest to make light of situations, to laugh my ass off at the stupidity of people. But if I'm already in an uncomfortable, agitated place, Bertha Butthurt can set me off in 30 seconds or less. It's amazing, and truly annoying at the same time.


It's a strange and maddening social phenomena.
 
2012-04-29 11:35:49 AM  
What's the line on "flight attendants had the wallet the whole time"?

Flight attendants used to be cool, now they suck.

/I guess that goes for anything
//I'm old
//gotta go to the bathroom
 
2012-04-29 11:37:37 AM  

Kraftwerk Orange: Ghost Roach: KrispyKritter: "You can't fix stupid" -Ron White

Have we tried neutering them?

Yes.


Not quite, the error there was a lack of an open and fair due process.

Though that has yet to be created anywhere
 
2012-04-29 11:50:50 AM  
Aww...just another dipshiat that thinks the world should just stop and cater to them. What a damn shame.
 
2012-04-29 11:52:00 AM  
i1136.photobucket.com

MORTY: (checking pants) They stole my wallet. The bum stole my wallet. MY WALLET'S GONE!

MY WALLET'S GONE! I had my wallet in my back pocket. It's gone.

NURSE: Are you sure?

MORTY: Yes, I'm sure. I went in to get my X-Ray Somebody takes my wallet. Is that the operation here?

(doctor enters)

DR. DEMBROW:Mr. Seinfeld, I'm Dr. Devro

MORTY: I'm not interested in the X-Rays. I want my money back. Somebody stole my wallet. I had $225 in there.

DR. DEMBROW: Why, I don't see how something like that could have happened.

MORTY: Oh, you don't see. You don't see. Well it happened. Believe me.

HELEN: (enters) What's going on?

MORTY: They stole my wallet.

HELEN: What?

MORTY: While I was in getting X-Rayed.

DR. DEMBROW: All right, Mr. Seinfeld, I am sorry about your wallet but would you like me to look over these X-Rays?

MORTY: What kind of clip joint are you running here?
 
2012-04-29 11:55:28 AM  

Mrtraveler01: snocone: Mrtraveler01: snocone: Mrtraveler01: Shrugging Atlas: And then there's this:

A woman who raised a fuss about her missing wallet was removed from a Des Moines-to-Chicago flight. A Des Moines police report says the 33-year-old woman had gotten on the United Express flight Wednesday afternoon. She soon realized her wallet was missing. A quick check of the plane's restrooms turned up nothing.


She's on a hour long flight from farking Des Moines to Chicago and already used the plane's restroom before it even left the ground? Most people could farking drive between the two and not need to take a piss.

Not only that, but there's a bathroom inside the AIRPORT and you decided to go once you boarded the plane?!?!?!

Ron White is right.

It is going to be so cool when you get old and start pissing YOUR pants.
Have fun idiot.

I hope I don't do that at 33.

Is that all the older you wish to get?
I'd start making plans, if I were you.

No, the point was the person in the story was 33 years old. She wasn't old by a long-shot or otherwise I'd have some sympathy for her in that regard.


OK, so she is sick or has an injury.
Much better for you.

And you are right, you might not need to make plans w/ your outlook on life.
 
2012-04-29 11:57:29 AM  

rudemix: SkerriNinja: rudemix: This is the type of person that sets of a contagion of red ass in places where waiting sucks. The ER, motor vehicles, airports and planes. After people like this act out there remains an almost palpable anger and anxiety amongst people. It pulls us out of our civil demeanor where we smile and play nice and only think of fire bombing the place to where we're ready to do it.

I try my damnedest to make light of situations, to laugh my ass off at the stupidity of people. But if I'm already in an uncomfortable, agitated place, Bertha Butthurt can set me off in 30 seconds or less. It's amazing, and truly annoying at the same time.

It's a strange and maddening social phenomena.


Crowd a few more million people in your living space and see what happens.
I would guess, but then some fark would demand citations.
 
2012-04-29 11:57:36 AM  
She should have claimed she had a rash and recently stayed in Uganda. That would have kept her on the plane for a few hours.

Monkeypox
 
2012-04-29 12:00:55 PM  
Snocone, lose your wallet on a flight from Des Moines to Chicago recently?
 
2012-04-29 12:07:55 PM  

AmStatic1: Snocone, lose your wallet on a flight from Des Moines to Chicago recently?


And at this time, down the road comes Elihu,
What took one look and thought he had the whole scene covered!
Waaaaow!
 
2012-04-29 12:31:35 PM  

rudemix: This is the type of person that sets of a contagion of red ass in places where waiting sucks. The ER, motor vehicles, airports and planes. After people like this act out there remains an almost palpable anger and anxiety amongst people. It pulls us out of our civil demeanor where we smile and play nice and only think of fire bombing the place to where we're ready to do it.


yep. it's like a virus.
You spend the first few years of your kids life teaching hi that he's special and the next few years helping him learn that he isn't. Too many people skip Step 2.
 
2012-04-29 12:35:31 PM  

rudemix: This is the type of person that sets of a contagion of red ass in places where waiting sucks. The ER, motor vehicles, airports and planes. After people like this act out there remains an almost palpable anger and anxiety amongst people. It pulls us out of our civil demeanor where we smile and play nice and only think of fire bombing the place to where we're ready to do it.


i'm sorry - i have reply again because i so emphatically agree with this. what is it about some people that they just can't wait their turn? nobody LIKES being at any of those places you listed - but we all put up with it. it's about being a grown-up. my 4 year old is better behaved in most of those horrible places than many adults i see there.

who raised these morons?
 
2012-04-29 12:39:20 PM  

snocone: It is going to be so cool when you get old and start pissing YOUR pants.
Have fun idiot.


It's nice to see yet another of the Greatest Generation has found out about social media. Now get off my lawn.
 
2012-04-29 12:41:48 PM  

snocone: It is going to be so cool when you get old and start pissing YOUR pants.
Have fun idiot.

I hope I don't do that at 33.

Is that all the older you wish to get?
I'd start making plans, if I were you.


are you serious?
right or wrong, his point was that 33 is how old the woman in TFA is.
 
2012-04-29 12:50:24 PM  

Mrtraveler01: snocone: Mrtraveler01: snocone: Mrtraveler01: Shrugging Atlas: And then there's this:

A woman who raised a fuss about her missing wallet was removed from a Des Moines-to-Chicago flight. A Des Moines police report says the 33-year-old woman had gotten on the United Express flight Wednesday afternoon. She soon realized her wallet was missing. A quick check of the plane's restrooms turned up nothing.


She's on a hour long flight from farking Des Moines to Chicago and already used the plane's restroom before it even left the ground? Most people could farking drive between the two and not need to take a piss.

Not only that, but there's a bathroom inside the AIRPORT and you decided to go once you boarded the plane?!?!?!

Ron White is right.

It is going to be so cool when you get old and start pissing YOUR pants.
Have fun idiot.

I hope I don't do that at 33.

Is that all the older you wish to get?
I'd start making plans, if I were you.

No, the point was the person in the story was 33 years old. She wasn't old by a long-shot or otherwise I'd have some sympathy for her in that regard.


In her defense, she may have had a medical issue; and if she'd had an hysterectomy before


/incontinence is no joke
 
2012-04-29 12:54:53 PM  
Last week I'm flying Cincinatti to NYC. As they shut the door the woman in front of me yells to the flight attendant that her (grown) children are "just finishing lunch in the terminal and will be here soon". When she is told the plane won't wait she has a total meltdown and demands to be let off.
 
2012-04-29 01:35:08 PM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Mrtraveler01: snocone: Mrtraveler01: snocone: Mrtraveler01: Shrugging Atlas: And then there's this:

A woman who raised a fuss about her missing wallet was removed from a Des Moines-to-Chicago flight. A Des Moines police report says the 33-year-old woman had gotten on the United Express flight Wednesday afternoon. She soon realized her wallet was missing. A quick check of the plane's restrooms turned up nothing.


She's on a hour long flight from farking Des Moines to Chicago and already used the plane's restroom before it even left the ground? Most people could farking drive between the two and not need to take a piss.

Not only that, but there's a bathroom inside the AIRPORT and you decided to go once you boarded the plane?!?!?!

Ron White is right.

It is going to be so cool when you get old and start pissing YOUR pants.
Have fun idiot.

I hope I don't do that at 33.

Is that all the older you wish to get?
I'd start making plans, if I were you.

No, the point was the person in the story was 33 years old. She wasn't old by a long-shot or otherwise I'd have some sympathy for her in that regard.

In her defense, she may have had a medical issue; and if she'd had an hysterectomy before


/incontinence is no joke


or, you know, a baby. but that's not the issue here - now is it? the problem wasn't that she needed to use the restroom - the issue was that she wanted special treatment because she thought she'd lost her wallet.
 
2012-04-29 01:39:18 PM  
Good thing she was removed. She sounds like one of those idiots that complain when you try to recline your seat.
 
2012-04-29 01:40:23 PM  

T.M.S.: Last week I'm flying Cincinatti to NYC. As they shut the door the woman in front of me yells to the flight attendant that her (grown) children are "just finishing lunch in the terminal and will be here soon". When she is told the plane won't wait she has a total meltdown and demands to be let off.


If her grown children, i.e. adults, can't be bothered to look at a clock, or at least their cell phones, and see that their flight is about to leave, fark 'em. They can have fun booking another flight. The rest of the passengers who did bother to show up on time shouldn't be made to wait.
 
2012-04-29 01:47:02 PM  
How does this not get the "Ironic" tag?!?! For all the misuse of it around here, you'd think someone would get the more obvious ones.
 
2012-04-29 02:16:35 PM  

T.M.S.: Last week I'm flying Cincinatti to NYC. As they shut the door the woman in front of me yells to the flight attendant that her (grown) children are "just finishing lunch in the terminal and will be here soon". When she is told the plane won't wait she has a total meltdown and demands to be let off.


And...? Dude, you can't just leave us hanging like that. You gotta tell us about how she threatened the crew with a nail clippers, attempted to storm the cockpit, threw shiat everywhere, the federal air marshal pulled his piece out and did a full body takedown, the crew had to restrain her with zip ties and seat belt extenders, the fattest passenger sat on her for the duration of the flight, she got arrested after the flight and the TSA did a full body cavity search on her. Y'know, shiat like that.
 
2012-04-29 02:30:17 PM  

Shrugging Atlas: And then there's this:

A woman who raised a fuss about her missing wallet was removed from a Des Moines-to-Chicago flight. A Des Moines police report says the 33-year-old woman had gotten on the United Express flight Wednesday afternoon. She soon realized her wallet was missing. A quick check of the plane's restrooms turned up nothing.


She's on a hour long flight from farking Des Moines to Chicago and already used the plane's restroom before it even left the ground? Most people could farking drive between the two and not need to take a piss.


Sometimes you just have to go, no matter where you are.
 
2012-04-29 03:25:03 PM  

Mrtraveler01: Shrugging Atlas: And then there's this:

A woman who raised a fuss about her missing wallet was removed from a Des Moines-to-Chicago flight. A Des Moines police report says the 33-year-old woman had gotten on the United Express flight Wednesday afternoon. She soon realized her wallet was missing. A quick check of the plane's restrooms turned up nothing.


She's on a hour long flight from farking Des Moines to Chicago and already used the plane's restroom before it even left the ground? Most people could farking drive between the two and not need to take a piss.

Not only that, but there's a bathroom inside the AIRPORT and you decided to go once you boarded the plane?!?!?!

Ron White is right.


I take medication that makes me thirsty, thus I drinj a lot of water. So I go to the can frequently. So I get an aisle seat on the plane to piss off a minimum of people.
 
2012-04-29 03:30:59 PM  

Mock26: Sometimes you just have to go, no matter where you are.


I completely appreciate that. But if you're in a situation where you can't manage to avoid the use of bathroom for even a few minutes after boarding a plane....best to avoid boarding the plane. No snark here either. If she has that bad of a problem how does she plan on dealing with full restrooms or the portions of a flight where you aren't permitted to leave your seat? Or if she simply can't reach a restroom because the drink cart is blocking the way?

I mean we're not talking about mid-flight here. We're talking about the span of a few minutes in which she went from having full access to restrooms prior to boarding the plane, boarded, used the restroom, subsequently discovered her wallet was missing after returning to her seat, then checked the restroom again. All before the plane even leaves the terminal.

Look, I'm willing to give anyone the benefit of the doubt. But she lost that after making such a production about a non-missing wallet and in the process made flying a bigger pain in the ass than it normally is for everyone involved.
 
2012-04-29 03:36:17 PM  
i travel by air too often. on occasion, i will be going thru the airport on a tight connection. yeah, i might have time to stop in the bathroom, but it is easier to hop on the plane, toss my stuff aside, and go hit the biffy. at least i am on the plane, and dont have to worry about anything.

other than the odor and the germs in the biffy.
 
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