Wow... that blog is just... I mean... people laugh at this?



Is it really a good idea to point out your similarities to muslim extremists?

Mrtraveler01: Marcus Aurelius: JerseyTim: Guess which part WND jumped all over. Go ahead, guess.

He trolled those people big time.

I can't blame him. If I were President and had to deal with BS like that on an everyday basis, your damn right I wouldn't want to troll the hell out of those farkers.

I think the strategy is to just drive the nutters into a tailspin of frothing and derping to push them to the point of being more and more noticed and unattractive to the mainstream. There's no reasoning with people who think things like the President was born in Kenya or that he had Brietbart killed, or a master sociopath like Limbaugh. Trying to reach the Fox News crowd through their own walled-off, self-reinforcing universe of facts and myths is hopeless, so the only thing left is to learn how to press their buttons and drive them over the edge to create a negative spectacle out of them for the rest of the electorate.

After Bush joked about looking for WMDs, Obama can get away with joking about pretty much anything as far as I'm concerned. The topics he's joking about didn't result in the deaths of hundreds of thousands of innocent people, after all.

tenpoundsofcheese: gimmegimme:

So the desire to smoke makes a person a bad President?

did you not remember the issue Cain had with his campaign manager?


Why the fark are folks like TPOC even talking about whether he wants to smoke? Is this REALLY the best you can do? Is this REALLY all you have on Obama?

No, the country also has the economy, 2.2% gdp growth, high unemployment, high gas prices, rendition practices, etc. This is just a lot more amusing.

Gas prices are not determined by the president. The economy was destroyed by deregulating the banks and giving tax breaks to corporations who then proceed to outsource, all done under the republicans. Record breaking filibusters have made it difficult to fix any of this, so you could blame the republicans for both causing this and stopping fixes.

Politically, I have a problem with some of his policies and some of the things he's enacted. But personally, I want to date him.

NeverDrunk23: At certain periods of time, certain trolls seem to take center stage with their derp and threads are flooded with their stupidity while pushing other trolls out. Then at some random point, they are gone and never heard from again......under that log-in. derpcheese seems to be the flavor of the month currently. So he will be the star of idiots for now, burn out and either abandon that account or get swept away by the obligatory troll purge and start again on another account. Odds are this is the sixth time for him.

And as we get closer to the election, there will be alot of special guest appearances from accounts people have not seen since the last election, all acting like pricks and then leaving mysteriously until the next election.

So TPOC is like Fark's version of Justin Beiber, then? Brrrr!

Mrtraveler01: cameroncrazy1984: Mrtraveler01: tenpoundsofcheese: it isn't surprising that person with a smoking habit who falls off the wagon, would not be able to resist the sweet temptation of dog meat.

There are so many logical inconsistencies with this I don't know where to begin...

It's TPOC. It's not expected to make sense.

This is what happens when states cut back on funding mental health programs!!!

TPOC's ranting behavior should be a wake up call for all of us. Just not for the reasons he gives us.



"I've got an idea...I'll close down the mental health facilities. What could go wrong? There certainly wouldn't be any societal consequences! Let's do it!

Besides...very few people have mental health problems and those who do can go fark themselves; I got mine."

A Terrible Human: Chimperror2: So I guess we're never going to hear from the all-incluisive big-tent Dems how Romney is "not one of us" because he doesn't drink alcohol, smoke, drink coffee and wears religious garments.under his clothes? Good luck with that.

He's a boring rich guy. Obama isn't a boring rich guy. Please note the emphasis on the word boring and not the word rich because they're both wealthy.

Obama is also a self-made man who had to work his ass off for everything he has. He embodies the class mobility narrative the Republicans love.

tenpoundsofcheese: gimmegimme: tenpoundsofcheese: quatchi: tenpoundsofcheese: He has controlled his urges to smoke and eat dog so he is making progress in some areas.


/Yes, I realize it enforces the "OMG A black president is so scary!"

you are a racist.

his dog eating habits and smoking has nothing to do with his race.
but of course the best you have to deflect is to claim it is a race issue.

Do you have any proof that he has a habit of eating dogs?

it isn't surprising that person with a smoking habit who falls off the wagon, would not be able to resist the sweet temptation of dog meat.

That makes no sense at all. I told my dog and he didn't understand, either:



//He told me to ignore the trolls, but I can't resist. Then he licked his balls.

Mrtraveler01: I remember when you guys tried to be funny and mildly amuse me. Now you just bore me.

Really? When were they funny in the genuine sense, not the pathetic sense? They all sound exactly the same: bitter, hateful, miserable, ignorant, angry, vindictive and pathetic.

Snow White and the Seven Dwerps.

Chimperror2: quatchi:

Are you really trying to assert here on Fark that noticing the GOP portraying Obama as "not one of us" at every opportunity is not blatantly pandering to their LCD base with their well documented issues with race, sex, sexual orientation, religion or lack or same?



So I guess we're never going to hear from the all-incluisive big-tent Dems how Romney is "not one of us" because he doesn't drink alcohol, smoke, drink coffee and wears religious garments.under his clothes that he believes have magical powers? Good luck with that.

FTFY

tenpoundsofcheese: his dog eating habits...has nothing to do with his race.

Sure they don't....

Tumunga: I'm getting a kick out of reading all this shiat. Look at you libtards, deepthroating the President's pecker, lapping up his peter puke.

BTW, how does that veiny, mushroom-headed tooth hammer taste?

Wow. You are so deep inside the closet you see Narnia.

quatchi: Tumunga: I'm getting a kick out of reading all this shiat. Look at you libtards, deepthroating the President's pecker, lapping up his peter puke.

BTW, how does that veiny, mushroom-headed tooth hammer taste?

Why are Republicans so obsessed with man on man oral sex in general and doing so with Obama in particular?

/Why yes, rhetorical question *is* rhetorical.

Typical Rovian tatic.

He obviously has gay tendencies for Obama and wants to suck on him, I mean just look at the detailed description he wrote about him. But since he's in the closet, he just projects those feelings onto the rest of us in an attempt to coverup/hide those tendencies.

tenpoundsofcheese: nekom: Rueened: Fundamentally unsuited to any position of responsibility.

Enjoy another 4 years of failure.

Meh. I've enjoyed 31 years of government failure in one way or another in my life. What's another 4?

another 5,000,000,000,000 of debt.

That's awful. Simply awful!

What we need now is for MItt Romney to sweep in an era of austerity and deregulation leading instantly to a second Great Depression. I mean, under Obama, America has done better than any other country in the world in climbing out of the Great Recession that the GOP and Bush spread across the earth. But if we f*ck everyone who's not uber-wealthy, we can make the mega rich a little richer. Maybe we can even outlaw abortion and gay marriage!

Good luck with that.

SixPaperJoint: A friend of mine, and graduate of the school, told me that it was in response to the college's request for federal financial aid for its students. The link you provide makes no mention of this and in the FAQ it only says there is no direct aid. He lives in Cali and I don't, probably wrong though.

If that's true, they deserved it for their stupidity. I mean, come on, how do you expect them to react to such a request? Trolling the feds isn't such a good idea when you operate an institution that educates people about how to produce a product that exists in such a grey area?

Magorn: Ladies and gentlemen, President Trollface:

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The Dog Ate The Constitution: The only joke here is Obama's presidency.

tenpoundsofcheese: good to see that Kim K and Lindsey Lohan were willing to show up.

Wow. This is the best that the trolls can come up with when they haven't been spoonfed the daily talking points. It really is quite sad when you think about it.

My favorite part was at the end when Kimmel said they were all what was wrong with America...

and they laughed and laughed and laughed.

Chimperror2: Best line was "We have a term for Obama, Not two."

This is what passes for conservative humor, folks.

This, and rampant racism like "don't re-nig in 2012"

Byn: and he has about as much personality of a cremation urn

To be honest, that describes most Canadian politicians.

Unless they're being interviewed by Rick Mercer.

Watching his speeches from the Correspondent's Dinners makes me so sad. We have Kittens McSweatervest running the show up here, and he has about as much personality of a cremation urn. I like your guy. Wanna' trade?

Nem Wan: truthseeker2083: Here is what he told Rolling Stone this month:

It's fair to say there would be little pressure to change the law if it was not enforced, and on the other hand it would weaken federal supremacy to let states effectively vote or legislate themselves too far out of step of federal law, though personally I think the interpretation of the commerce clause that gives DEA jurisdiction of entirely intrastate production and consumption is nuts.

Gorram it so much. Now that I see his side of things I can't even be mad at the guy for prosecuting the dispensaries. He's legally required to.

Rueened: truthseeker2083: PonceAlyosha: truthseeker2083: It's been great for me. Except for his stance on weed, but somehow that still hasn't stopped me.

I don't really understand his stance on weed. Why isn't he prosecuting people in Alaska, where it is nearly completely legalized? Doesn't that run against federal legal authority in the same way as California?

I don't know. It's decriminalized in ohio, up to an oz and it's just a ticket (which is about the only good thing about ohio). He has so far not only ignored and laughed at people asking him about legalization/decrim, but it just seems that he's going after the legit business side in mmj states. It makes no sense.

Perhaps if he enforced the law he would get some respect.

Nah, after reading the quote from Rolling Stone, I can respect what his aim is. He's trying to help mmj states enforce the laws they have by allowing the providers to still go through dispensaries, but not sell some on the side. Blindly following the draconian war on drugs would lose him respect.

truthseeker2083: PonceAlyosha: truthseeker2083: It's been great for me. Except for his stance on weed, but somehow that still hasn't stopped me.

I don't really understand his stance on weed. Why isn't he prosecuting people in Alaska, where it is nearly completely legalized? Doesn't that run against federal legal authority in the same way as California?

I don't know. It's decriminalized in ohio, up to an oz and it's just a ticket (which is about the only good thing about ohio). He has so far not only ignored and laughed at people asking him about legalization/decrim, but it just seems that he's going after the legit business side in mmj states. It makes no sense.

Here is what he told Rolling Stone this month:

"Here's what's up: What I specifically said was that we were not going to prioritize prosecutions of persons who are using medical marijuana. I never made a commitment that somehow we were going to give carte blanche to large-scale producers and operators of marijuana - and the reason is, because it's against federal law. I can't nullify congressional law. I can't ask the Justice Department to say, 'Ignore completely a federal law that's on the books.' What I can say is, 'Use your prosecutorial discretion and properly prioritize your resources to go after things that are really doing folks damage.' As a consequence, there haven't been prosecutions of users of marijuana for medical purposes.

The only tension that's come up - and this gets hyped up a lot - is a murky area where you have large-scale, commercial operations that may supply medical marijuana users, but in some cases may also be supplying recreational users. In that situation, we put the Justice Department in a very difficult place if we're telling them, 'This is supposed to be against the law, but we want you to turn the other way.' That's not something we're going to do. I do think it's important and useful to have a broader debate about our drug laws. One of the things we've done over the past three years was to make a sensible change when it came to the disparity in sentencing between crack cocaine and powder cocaine. We've had a discussion about how to focus on treatment, taking a public-health approach to drugs and lessening the overwhelming emphasis on criminal laws as a tool to deal with this issue. I think that's an appropriate debate that we should have."

Rueened: nekom: NewportBarGuy: "What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? The pit bull tastes delicious."

Wow! heh...

That was the one I got there. I couldn't believe he went there. I think he just secured my vote what that joke. Well ok, he probably already had it, but still, that was funny.

Fundamentally unsuited to any position of responsibility.

Enjoy another 4 years of failure.

It's been great for me. Except for his stance on weed, but somehow that still hasn't stopped me. Of course having the money to get it is something that wouldn't have happened under a republican, so there's that side as well...

"You deserve it, Arianna. There's no one out there linking to the hard-hitting journalism that HuffPo is linking to every single day. Give them a round of applause! And you don't pay them, it's a great business model!"

Catty Obama is funny.