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(Chicago Sun-Times)   President Obama mocked everyone from the Secret Service to Mitt Romney to the GOP as a whole at last night's Correspondent's Dinner. "We both have degrees from Harvard. I have one, he has two. What a snob"   (suntimes.com) divider line 449
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2012-04-29 03:31:15 PM

cameroncrazy1984: tenpoundsofcheese: Cup_O_Jo: There are people who actually believe the President is successful? REALLY? Seriously? I thought we all agreed he is pretty much a failure. I mean it doesn't mean vote for Romeny but I would not say that Obama is successful on any front.

He has controlled his urges to smoke and eat dog so he is making progress in some areas.

He quit smoking and when did he have an urge to eat dog, again? When he was six?


Yep, and this is what they call "conservative humor".

That's an oxymoron if I ever saw one...
 
2012-04-29 03:31:31 PM

Gyrfalcon: That man is just too cool to be President of this country. We don't deserve him.


Funny, that's a Romney PAC ad. Legitimately.

They are so screwed.
 
2012-04-29 03:34:05 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Gyrfalcon: That man is just too cool to be President of this country. We don't deserve him.

Funny, that's a Romney PAC ad. Legitimately.

They are so screwed.


I honestly can not believe that's true. And yet it is.
 
2012-04-29 03:35:45 PM

RandomExcess: Time to take back the country and restore dignity to the Office.


Agreed Speaker of the House has to change so dignity is restored.
 
2012-04-29 03:35:57 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Gyrfalcon: That man is just too cool to be President of this country. We don't deserve him.

Funny, that's a Romney PAC ad. Legitimately.

They are so screwed.


Remember when they tried that same exact tactic back in 2008 and no one took it seriously then?

So who was the genius that said "Hey you know what might work, doing the same failed campaign tactics from 2008 that no one took seriously"?
 
2012-04-29 03:39:22 PM

Mrtraveler01: cameroncrazy1984: Gyrfalcon: That man is just too cool to be President of this country. We don't deserve him.

Funny, that's a Romney PAC ad. Legitimately.

They are so screwed.

Remember when they tried that same exact tactic back in 2008 and no one took it seriously then?

So who was the genius that said "Hey you know what might work, doing the same failed campaign tactics from 2008 that no one took seriously"?


The same one who thought that he could call his campaign an "etch-a-sketch" as a positive thing.

And he is STILL ON THE PAYROLL. Mitt Romney's campaign is just mind-bogglingly bad.
 
2012-04-29 03:46:18 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: He has controlled his urges to smoke and eat dog so he is making progress in some areas.


Exactly, how long are you gonna keep making dog eating jokes before you realize how silly it makes you look?

I'm thinking you're dumb enough to keep this up till November.

Don't you disappoint now.

/Yes, I realize it enforces the "OMG A black president is so scary!" narrative which gins up the inherent xenophobia, bigotry and racism that the GOP still relies on for votes.
//I also know that it will never really go away any more than "Carter gets attacked by mad rabbit" jokes or "Ted Kennedy drunk driving" jokes did.
///Just thinking you may not want to underscore the GOP's failings around here so much is all.
 
2012-04-29 03:46:45 PM

cameroncrazy1984: tenpoundsofcheese: Cup_O_Jo: There are people who actually believe the President is successful? REALLY? Seriously? I thought we all agreed he is pretty much a failure. I mean it doesn't mean vote for Romeny but I would not say that Obama is successful on any front.

He has controlled his urges to smoke and eat dog so he is making progress in some areas.

He quit smoking and when did he have an urge to eat dog, again? When he was six?


So we are voting for Presidents because the quit smoking (which he did not by the way) and because he only ate dog once? And thats the end all be all of having a successful Presidency? If those are the two things that you think help you in any way shape or form---PLEASE stop VOTING.
 
2012-04-29 03:47:33 PM

Mrtraveler01: cameroncrazy1984: Gyrfalcon: That man is just too cool to be President of this country. We don't deserve him.

Funny, that's a Romney PAC ad. Legitimately.

They are so screwed.

Remember when they tried that same exact tactic back in 2008 and no one took it seriously then?

So who was the genius that said "Hey you know what might work, doing the same failed campaign tactics from 2008 that no one took seriously"?


The guys who think that Romney's failed bid for the nomination last time has magically made his stronger....
 
2012-04-29 03:52:31 PM

Cup_O_Jo: So we are voting for Presidents because the quit smoking (which he did not by the way) and because he only ate dog once? And thats the end all be all of having a successful Presidency?


No only an idiot would think that.

But one must be honest and admit that we really are much better off than we were back in 2008. The Dow is going back up, unemployment is going back down (slowly), we're honestly doing much much better compared to other parts of the world.

I honestly don't know how the GOP could do any better, in fact if it was like the last time they were in charge, we'll be worse off than we are now.
 
2012-04-29 03:53:38 PM

Cup_O_Jo: So we are voting for Presidents because the quit smoking (which he did not by the way) and because he only ate dog once


No, I did not say that.

Also, do you have proof that Obama is smoking still? I'd like to see it, thanks.

And eating dog because it was given to you by your Indonesian stepfather IN INDONESIA when you were six is nothing to get riled up about, sorrry.
 
2012-04-29 03:58:52 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: Cup_O_Jo: There are people who actually believe the President is successful? REALLY? Seriously? I thought we all agreed he is pretty much a failure. I mean it doesn't mean vote for Romeny but I would not say that Obama is successful on any front.

He has controlled his urges to smoke and eat dog so he is making progress in some areas.


Why is it bad to eat dog anyway? I never could understand that one.
 
2012-04-29 04:01:44 PM

Cup_O_Jo: cameroncrazy1984: tenpoundsofcheese: Cup_O_Jo: There are people who actually believe the President is successful? REALLY? Seriously? I thought we all agreed he is pretty much a failure. I mean it doesn't mean vote for Romeny but I would not say that Obama is successful on any front.

He has controlled his urges to smoke and eat dog so he is making progress in some areas.

He quit smoking and when did he have an urge to eat dog, again? When he was six?

So we are voting for Presidents because the quit smoking (which he did not by the way) and because he only ate dog once? And thats the end all be all of having a successful Presidency? If those are the two things that you think help you in any way shape or form---PLEASE stop VOTING.


No, we aren't voting for presidents because of that stuff. Tenpoundsofcheese is the one who thought those were salient criticisms. That right there should tell you everything you need to know.
 
2012-04-29 04:01:57 PM

Gyrfalcon: tenpoundsofcheese: Cup_O_Jo: There are people who actually believe the President is successful? REALLY? Seriously? I thought we all agreed he is pretty much a failure. I mean it doesn't mean vote for Romeny but I would not say that Obama is successful on any front.

He has controlled his urges to smoke and eat dog so he is making progress in some areas.

Why is it bad to eat dog anyway? I never could understand that one.


Because it makes him "one of them".

But there are no racial overtones to that whole shtick, no sireee....
 
2012-04-29 04:02:04 PM

Gyrfalcon: tenpoundsofcheese: Cup_O_Jo: There are people who actually believe the President is successful? REALLY? Seriously? I thought we all agreed he is pretty much a failure. I mean it doesn't mean vote for Romeny but I would not say that Obama is successful on any front.

He has controlled his urges to smoke and eat dog so he is making progress in some areas.

Why is it bad to eat dog anyway? I never could understand that one.


Because it indicates his "otherness" due to that being a non-American cultural thing. It's dog-whistle racism.
 
2012-04-29 04:04:34 PM

cameroncrazy1984:
No, I did not say that.

Also, do you have proof that Obama is smoking still? I'd like to see it, thanks.

And eating dog because it was given to you by your Indonesian stepfather IN INDONESIA when you were six is nothing to get riled up about, sorrry.



What's the endgame in talking to this person?
 
2012-04-29 04:06:48 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Cup_O_Jo: So we are voting for Presidents because the quit smoking (which he did not by the way) and because he only ate dog once

No, I did not say that.

Also, do you have proof that Obama is smoking still? I'd like to see it, thanks.

And eating dog because it was given to you by your Indonesian stepfather IN INDONESIA when you were six is nothing to get riled up about, sorrry.


I like how these patriotic real Americans have apparently never met anyone who did a tour in South Korea with the 2nd Infantry Division, or any of the Air Force fighter wings at Osan or Kunsan.

Pretty much everyone either eats dog, or tries to get the new guy to eat dog.
 
2012-04-29 04:07:13 PM

FloydA: cameroncrazy1984:
No, I did not say that.

Also, do you have proof that Obama is smoking still? I'd like to see it, thanks.

And eating dog because it was given to you by your Indonesian stepfather IN INDONESIA when you were six is nothing to get riled up about, sorrry.


What's the endgame in talking to this person?


Well, I'm stuck at work for another couple hours, catching up on some things. This is a nice distraction.
 
2012-04-29 04:08:50 PM

Sgt Otter: I like how these patriotic real Americans have apparently never met anyone who did a tour in South Korea with the 2nd Infantry Division, or any of the Air Force fighter wings at Osan or Kunsan.

Pretty much everyone either eats dog, or tries to get the new guy to eat dog


My uncle was in Korea when he was in the service. This was basically his experience.
 
2012-04-29 04:09:48 PM

cameroncrazy1984: FloydA:


What's the endgame in talking to this person?

Well, I'm stuck at work for another couple hours, catching up on some things. This is a nice distraction.


Fair enough.
 
2012-04-29 04:10:33 PM
I'm getting a kick out of reading all this shiat. Look at you libtards, deepthroating the President's pecker, lapping up his peter puke.

BTW, how does that veiny, mushroom-headed tooth hammer taste?
 
2012-04-29 04:11:57 PM

Gyrfalcon: tenpoundsofcheese: Cup_O_Jo: There are people who actually believe the President is successful? REALLY? Seriously? I thought we all agreed he is pretty much a failure. I mean it doesn't mean vote for Romeny but I would not say that Obama is successful on any front.

He has controlled his urges to smoke and eat dog so he is making progress in some areas.

Why is it bad to eat dog anyway? I never could understand that one.


My neighbour got back from China yesterday and told me he was offered a chance to go eat some dog while he was there. He politely refused. Meh, probably healthier for you than eating a North American made Hot Dog.

The Obama dog eating meme is less about countering the Shiatting Seamus Romney vacation story and more about buttressing the RW vision of Obama as "Other".

For obvious reasons.
 
2012-04-29 04:13:37 PM

Tumunga: I'm getting a kick out of reading all this shiat. Look at you libtards, deepthroating the President's pecker, lapping up his peter puke.

BTW, how does that veiny, mushroom-headed tooth hammer taste?


Got nothing huh?

I remember when you guys tried to be funny and mildly amuse me. Now you just bore me.
 
2012-04-29 04:13:46 PM

Sgt Otter: cameroncrazy1984: Cup_O_Jo: So we are voting for Presidents because the quit smoking (which he did not by the way) and because he only ate dog once

No, I did not say that.

Also, do you have proof that Obama is smoking still? I'd like to see it, thanks.

And eating dog because it was given to you by your Indonesian stepfather IN INDONESIA when you were six is nothing to get riled up about, sorrry.

I like how these patriotic real Americans have apparently never met anyone who did a tour in South Korea with the 2nd Infantry Division, or any of the Air Force fighter wings at Osan or Kunsan.

Pretty much everyone either eats dog, or tries to get the new guy to eat dog.


Or anyone stationed at Fort Campbell that took the strippers out to eat after the Korean strip joints that ringed the base closed.

I don't like to think about it that much, but If dog was the worst thing I ate I would be very happy.
 
2012-04-29 04:15:56 PM

Tumunga: I'm getting a kick out of reading all this shiat. Look at you libtards, deepthroating the President's pecker, lapping up his peter puke.

BTW, how does that veiny, mushroom-headed tooth hammer taste?


Why are Republicans so obsessed with man on man oral sex in general and doing so with Obama in particular?

/Why yes, rhetorical question *is* rhetorical.
 
2012-04-29 04:17:58 PM

quatchi: Tumunga: I'm getting a kick out of reading all this shiat. Look at you libtards, deepthroating the President's pecker, lapping up his peter puke.

BTW, how does that veiny, mushroom-headed tooth hammer taste?

Why are Republicans so obsessed with man on man oral sex in general and doing so with Obama in particular?

/Why yes, rhetorical question *is* rhetorical.


Typical Rovian tatic.

He obviously has gay tendencies for Obama and wants to suck on him, I mean just look at the detailed description he wrote about him. But since he's in the closet, he just projects those feelings onto the rest of us in an attempt to coverup/hide those tendencies.
 
2012-04-29 04:18:33 PM

Tumunga: I'm getting a kick out of reading all this shiat. Look at you libtards, deepthroating the President's pecker, lapping up his peter puke.

BTW, how does that veiny, mushroom-headed tooth hammer taste?


Wow. You are so deep inside the closet you see Narnia.
 
2012-04-29 04:26:02 PM

Mrtraveler01: quatchi: Tumunga: I'm getting a kick out of reading all this shiat. Look at you libtards, deepthroating the President's pecker, lapping up his peter puke.

BTW, how does that veiny, mushroom-headed tooth hammer taste?

Why are Republicans so obsessed with man on man oral sex in general and doing so with Obama in particular?

/Why yes, rhetorical question *is* rhetorical.

Typical Rovian tatic.

He obviously has gay tendencies for Obama and wants to suck on him, I mean just look at the detailed description he wrote about him. But since he's in the closet, he just projects those feelings onto the rest of us in an attempt to coverup/hide those tendencies.


Hey man, it's a turn of phrase. Just because I think Obama is raping this country with socialism, forcing big government bills down the throats of the American public, making the media slobber all over him, strapping us into the assless chaps of secularism, and silencing us with his ball gag censorship doesn't mean I'm thinking about sex every time I talk about Obama. Big stick.
 
2012-04-29 04:34:16 PM

Gyrfalcon: tenpoundsofcheese: Cup_O_Jo: There are people who actually believe the President is successful? REALLY? Seriously? I thought we all agreed he is pretty much a failure. I mean it doesn't mean vote for Romeny but I would not say that Obama is successful on any front.

He has controlled his urges to smoke and eat dog so he is making progress in some areas.

Why is it bad to eat dog anyway? I never could understand that one.


Because a dog's got personality.
 
2012-04-29 04:38:43 PM

Tumunga: BTW, how does that veiny, mushroom-headed tooth hammer taste?


I've recognize your writing from bananaguide, onlydudes and lovethecock. Why did change your handle? You will always be Felch's gape juice to me. Don't sell yourself short, no one plays the rusty trombone like you.
 
2012-04-29 04:41:28 PM
Wow... that blog is just... I mean... people laugh at this?

thelookingspoon.com

Is it really a good idea to point out your similarities to muslim extremists?
 
2012-04-29 04:45:58 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: good to see that Kim K and Lindsey Lohan were willing to show up.


...as guests of Fox News. Yes, that was good to see.


/yeah, I know that's already been pointed out, but I figure it needs repeating as long as tenpoundsofderpinafivepoundbag keeps ignoring it
 
2012-04-29 04:46:02 PM

jcb274: Wow... that blog is just... I mean... people laugh at this?

[thelookingspoon.com image 350x236]

Is it really a good idea to point out your similarities to muslim extremists?


farm4.staticflickr.com

Wat.
 
2012-04-29 04:51:21 PM
The only response to anyone using the 'restoring dignity to the office' talking point:
coolusay.com

/Troll Obama is best Obama
 
2012-04-29 05:03:51 PM

quatchi: tenpoundsofcheese: He has controlled his urges to smoke and eat dog so he is making progress in some areas.



/Yes, I realize it enforces the "OMG A black president is so scary!"


you are a racist.

his dog eating habits and smoking has nothing to do with his race.
but of course the best you have to deflect is to claim it is a race issue.
 
2012-04-29 05:05:34 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: his dog eating habits...has nothing to do with his race.


Sure they don't....
 
2012-04-29 05:09:02 PM

Mrtraveler01: Typical Rovian tactic.

He obviously has gay tendencies for Obama and wants to suck on him, I mean just look at the detailed description he wrote about him. But since he's in the closet, he just projects those feelings onto the rest of us in an attempt to coverup/hide those tendencies.


Ah, so it's the classic RW self-loathing closeted tendency working in close conjunction with classic RW projection?

Once again you make perfect sense while describing people who make no sense at all. Noice!
 
2012-04-29 05:09:32 PM

Tumunga: I'm getting a kick out of reading all this shiat. Look at you libtards, deepthroating the President's pecker, lapping up his peter puke.

BTW, how does that veiny, mushroom-headed tooth hammer taste?


Reading political discussions/rantings gives you homoerotic fantasies? Are you sure you want to go with that line?

/odd how often that happens with neocons
 
2012-04-29 05:11:14 PM

Mrtraveler01: tenpoundsofcheese: his dog eating habits...has nothing to do with his race.

Sure they don't....


okay, which races eat dog meat? And of those races, which is 0bama?
 
2012-04-29 05:11:18 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: quatchi: tenpoundsofcheese: He has controlled his urges to smoke and eat dog so he is making progress in some areas.



/Yes, I realize it enforces the "OMG A black president is so scary!"

you are a racist.

his dog eating habits and smoking has nothing to do with his race.
but of course the best you have to deflect is to claim it is a race issue.


Do you have any proof that he has a habit of eating dogs?
 
2012-04-29 05:11:24 PM

DrBenway: tenpoundsofcheese: good to see that Kim K and Lindsey Lohan were willing to show up.

...as guests of Fox News. Yes, that was good to see.


/yeah, I know that's already been pointed out, but I figure it needs repeating as long as tenpoundsofderpinafivepoundbag keeps ignoring it


They were? Seriously? I joined the thread late and I didn't see that. Wtf?
 
2012-04-29 05:13:47 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: Mrtraveler01: tenpoundsofcheese: his dog eating habits...has nothing to do with his race.

Sure they don't....

okay, which races eat dog meat?


Non-white non-Americans

And of those races, which is 0bama?

Non-white

//How many years have the loonies been trying to convince people he's not an American?
 
2012-04-29 05:14:55 PM
Fundies must be shaking with anger to a president with genuine charisma. Their GOP leaders haven't offered someone with a tenth the charisma, integrity, and lack of dementia in their lifetime.
 
2012-04-29 05:15:33 PM
img2.bdbphotos.com

"I love exposing the Left's total lack of a sense of humor."
 
2012-04-29 05:18:07 PM

quatchi: Tumunga: I'm getting a kick out of reading all this shiat. Look at you libtards, deepthroating the President's pecker, lapping up his peter puke.

BTW, how does that veiny, mushroom-headed tooth hammer taste?

Why are Republicans so obsessed with man on man oral sex in general and doing so with Obama in particular?

/Why yes, rhetorical question *is* rhetorical.


I love that all right wing trolls think oral sex is some kind of shameful desire. I'm sad for their significant others, if there are any.
 
2012-04-29 05:19:32 PM

Cup_O_Jo: cameroncrazy1984: tenpoundsofcheese: Cup_O_Jo: There are people who actually believe the President is successful? REALLY? Seriously? I thought we all agreed he is pretty much a failure. I mean it doesn't mean vote for Romeny but I would not say that Obama is successful on any front.

He has controlled his urges to smoke and eat dog so he is making progress in some areas.

He quit smoking and when did he have an urge to eat dog, again? When he was six?

So we are voting for Presidents because the quit smoking (which he did not by the way) and because he only ate dog once? And thats the end all be all of having a successful Presidency? If those are the two things that you think help you in any way shape or form---PLEASE stop VOTING.


I would eat dog, I don't see anything wrong with it. Do you? Could you please tell me why I shouldn't eat dog, but buffalo, ostrich, rattlesnake, alligator, or any of the other exotic meats I've tried are OK?

I also smoke.

And I vote. I voted for Obama last time because he was the only choice, and it looks like this election is shaping up the same way. Oh, and Obama has had some successes, which is fairly impressive when you consider the oppositions dedication to opposing him at any cost.

I don't understand how anyone could vote for a republican ofter the last couple of years, excepting ultra rich people who really don't care about the country.
 
2012-04-29 05:22:42 PM
Funbags: the charisma

Bonus: the right notes his charisma as some sort of character flaw
 
2012-04-29 05:24:27 PM

jcooli09: I would eat dog, I don't see anything wrong with it. Do you?


Yeah, but that's because I try to avoid eating species that I keep within my social circle. However, that's a personal choice that I ascribe no moral value to. I just think it's ooky/impolite.

/also why I won't befriend bovines or poultry
 
2012-04-29 05:25:11 PM

ultraholland: Funbags: the charisma

Bonus: the right notes his charisma as some sort of character flaw


OBAMA's STAT BONUS IS TOO HIGH. Where Character Sheet Obama, wher?
 
2012-04-29 05:25:40 PM

PonceAlyosha: jcooli09: I would eat dog, I don't see anything wrong with it. Do you?

Yeah, but that's because I try to avoid eating species that I keep within my social circle. However, that's a personal choice that I ascribe no moral value to. I just think it's ooky/impolite.

/also why I won't befriend bovines or poultry


Hey, I wouldn't eat my dog.

/Unless I was VERY hungry.
 
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