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(Chicago Sun-Times)   President Obama mocked everyone from the Secret Service to Mitt Romney to the GOP as a whole at last night's Correspondent's Dinner. "We both have degrees from Harvard. I have one, he has two. What a snob"   (suntimes.com) divider line 449
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2012-04-29 07:44:38 AM  
"What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? The pit bull tastes delicious."

Wow! heh...
 
2012-04-29 08:23:50 AM  
 
2012-04-29 08:26:21 AM  

NewportBarGuy: "What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? The pit bull tastes delicious."

Wow! heh...


That was the one I got there. I couldn't believe he went there. I think he just secured my vote what that joke. Well ok, he probably already had it, but still, that was funny.
 
2012-04-29 08:30:44 AM  
The Derp Brigade has to be lost this morning -- it's more than 24 hours from when Rush will tell them what to say about this and the Fox News D-team on Sunday just isn't up to the task
 
2012-04-29 08:32:11 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: The Derp Brigade has to be lost this morning -- it's more than 24 hours from when Rush will tell them what to say about this and the Fox News D-team on Sunday just isn't up to the task


They still know he's black, so there's that.
 
2012-04-29 08:34:09 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: The Derp Brigade has to be lost this morning -- it's more than 24 hours from when Rush will tell them what to say about this and the Fox News D-team on Sunday just isn't up to the task


O ye of little faith! Derp will fly like the poop from a caged-on-a-car-roof dog!
 
2012-04-29 08:49:29 AM  

NewportBarGuy: "What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? The pit bull tastes delicious."

Wow! heh...


There's a cunnilingus joke in there somewhere.
 
2012-04-29 08:52:14 AM  
The Romney campaign commercial spoof was funny

But did he really dis the secret service? The guys who would die for him?
They did not look happy at the end (i know, they never look happy).
 
2012-04-29 08:57:48 AM  
The "I'll look like this in four years..." pic made me LOL.
 
2012-04-29 08:59:25 AM  
That video was pretty funny.

I think anyone who actually gets upset with this (no one really is, right?) missed the point of the press corps dinner.
 
2012-04-29 09:15:47 AM  

hackhix: But did he really dis the secret service? The guys who would die for him?


I don't know if I'd call his statement a dis. Here's what he said

nekom: NewportBarGuy: "What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? The pit bull tastes delicious."

Wow! heh...

That was the one I got there. I couldn't believe he went there. I think he just secured my vote what that joke. Well ok, he probably already had it, but still, that was funny.


The look on the First Lady's face is classic!

nekom: NewportBarGuy: "What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? The pit bull tastes delicious."

Wow! heh...

That was the one I got there. I couldn't believe he went there. I think he just secured my vote what that joke. Well ok, he probably already had it, but still, that was funny.


The look on the Michelle Obama's face is classic when he says that. :D
 
2012-04-29 09:17:13 AM  
Errr... I have no idea what happened to my post there. :-/
 
2012-04-29 09:18:12 AM  
The Arianna Huffington jab was fantastic.
 
2012-04-29 09:25:57 AM  

mamoru: The look on the Michelle Obama's face is classic when he says that. :D


I didn't notice that the first time, watching it again yeah that's awesome. The look of "Oh Christ, honey, really? You went there?" Her reaction was awesome.
 
2012-04-29 09:26:39 AM  

mamoru: Errr... I have no idea what happened to my post there. :-/


You're inexplicably enamored with nekom?
 
2012-04-29 09:32:31 AM  
If you want to really look into the abyss, watch the President, watch Jimmy Kimmel's part and then read the write up and comments on The Daily Caller. Best done in that order.
 
2012-04-29 09:32:42 AM  

mamoru: Errr... I have no idea what happened to my post there. :-/


Nice try, Michael J. Fox. Your secret is out!
 
2012-04-29 09:34:46 AM  

nekom: mamoru: The look on the Michelle Obama's face is classic when he says that. :D

I didn't notice that the first time, watching it again yeah that's awesome. The look of "Oh Christ, honey, really? You went there?" Her reaction was awesome.


There's a joke Jimmy Kimmel makes about Obama's ears that Michelle laughs really hard at. That was great.
 
2012-04-29 09:45:15 AM  
The more I think about this, the more I realize it's brilliant. What President Obama is saying, in effect, is this: "All this shiat about me eating dog and my Secret Service agents banging hookers is silly bullshiat nonsense, and I'm going to treat it that way. The Republicans can get all pissy and butthurt about it if they want, but they're getting pissy and butthurt about silly nonsense. So that means they're douchebags."

The Obama Campaign has only just begun, and they now have their target. This isn't even going to be close.
 
2012-04-29 09:45:32 AM  

JerseyTim: then read the write up and comments on The Daily Caller.


From that article: "The audience applauded many of Obama's and Kimmel's political jokes."

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2012-04-29 09:48:55 AM  
I would have gone with 'And I was born in Kenya. Oh shiat, I mean Hawaii. Hawaii.'

At least they brought the funny. You have to give some props for actually pulling off a contraception joke. And I'm not sure Michele knew the pit bull joke was going to be in there. That was a 'did you REALLY just farking say that?' look.
 
2012-04-29 09:49:01 AM  
Love the dog ad.
 
2012-04-29 09:51:03 AM  

GAT_00: I would have gone with 'And I was born in Kenya. Oh shiat, I mean Hawaii. Hawaii.'

At least they brought the funny. You have to give some props for actually pulling off a contraception joke. And I'm not sure Michele knew the pit bull joke was going to be in there. That was a 'did you REALLY just farking say that?' look.


The Obama campaign has been trolling the "Whar birth certificat" thing for a while now. You can buy this mug on their online store:

store.barackobama.com

I totally want one of those.

http://store.barackobama.com/made-in-the-usa-mug.html
 
2012-04-29 10:04:24 AM  

JerseyTim: He's a natural at this.

Here's a YouTube link to his entire bit.


Pretty good.
 
2012-04-29 10:06:06 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: The Derp Brigade has to be lost this morning -- it's more than 24 hours from when Rush will tell them what to say about this and the Fox News D-team on Sunday just isn't up to the task


Perhaps if he spent more time on trying to improve the anemic economic recovery instead of guffing it up with the media that eats his poop, things would be better for all of us instead of the millions on food stamps or the uber rich Wall Street types that bought him off.


//
 
2012-04-29 10:12:08 AM  

EnviroDude: Perhaps if he spent more time on trying to improve the anemic economic recovery instead of guffing it up with the media that eats his poop, things would be better for all of us instead of the millions on food stamps or the uber rich Wall Street types that bought him off.


And the golf. Don't forget all the rounds of golf.
 
2012-04-29 10:14:00 AM  

dugitman: EnviroDude: Perhaps if he spent more time on trying to improve the anemic economic recovery instead of guffing it up with the media that eats his poop, things would be better for all of us instead of the millions on food stamps or the uber rich Wall Street types that bought him off.

And the golf. Don't forget all the rounds of golf.


And shopping for the 'fancy' mustard and pizza cheese...
 
2012-04-29 10:14:09 AM  

EnviroDude: Mr. Coffee Nerves: The Derp Brigade has to be lost this morning -- it's more than 24 hours from when Rush will tell them what to say about this and the Fox News D-team on Sunday just isn't up to the task

Perhaps if he spent more time on trying to improve the anemic economic recovery instead of guffing it up with the media that eats his poop, things would be better for all of us instead of the millions on food stamps or the uber rich Wall Street types that bought him off.


//


None of our previous presidents would do a thing like that. I degrades the office.
 
2012-04-29 10:21:28 AM  

truthseeker2083: dugitman: EnviroDude: Perhaps if he spent more time on trying to improve the anemic economic recovery instead of guffing it up with the media that eats his poop, things would be better for all of us instead of the millions on food stamps or the uber rich Wall Street types that bought him off.

And the golf. Don't forget all the rounds of golf.

And shopping for the 'fancy' mustard and pizza cheese...


i heard he once made a xerox copy of a proposed jobs bill. Farking monster.
 
2012-04-29 10:21:37 AM  

truthseeker2083: dugitman: EnviroDude: Perhaps if he spent more time on trying to improve the anemic economic recovery instead of guffing it up with the media that eats his poop, things would be better for all of us instead of the millions on food stamps or the uber rich Wall Street types that bought him off.

And the golf. Don't forget all the rounds of golf.

And shopping for the 'fancy' mustard and pizza cheese...


I heard Michelle shops at Target. What, she's too good for Wal-Mart?
 
2012-04-29 10:21:52 AM  
Oh my god, Mr. President.
 
2012-04-29 10:22:09 AM  

jake_lex: The more I think about this, the more I realize it's brilliant. What President Obama is saying, in effect, is this: "All this shiat about me eating dog and my Secret Service agents banging hookers is silly bullshiat nonsense, and I'm going to treat it that way. The Republicans can get all pissy and butthurt about it if they want, but they're getting pissy and butthurt about silly nonsense. So that means they're douchebags."

The Obama Campaign has only just begun, and they now have their target. This isn't even going to be close.


Which is pretty much what he did with the birthers last year. Clearly Obama should do a monthly special on Comedy Central called something like "Keeping it Real."
 
2012-04-29 10:22:48 AM  
Harvard must be easier to get into than Lindsey Lohan.
 
2012-04-29 10:23:04 AM  

EvilEgg: EnviroDude: Mr. Coffee Nerves: The Derp Brigade has to be lost this morning -- it's more than 24 hours from when Rush will tell them what to say about this and the Fox News D-team on Sunday just isn't up to the task

Perhaps if he spent more time on trying to improve the anemic economic recovery instead of guffing it up with the media that eats his poop, things would be better for all of us instead of the millions on food stamps or the uber rich Wall Street types that bought him off.


//

None of our previous presidents would do a thing like that. I degrades the office.


Yeah, Fox News will definitely play the "This disrespects the Presidency" card on this one, unlike that wonderful video George W. Bush did for the Correspondent's Dinner where he was looking for the WMD's he said would be in Iraq under couch cushions in the White House, thus turning the main justification for a war that killed thousands into a joke.
 
2012-04-29 10:24:04 AM  
Now try picturing Mitt Romney pulling that off.
 
2012-04-29 10:25:09 AM  

EnviroDude: Mr. Coffee Nerves: The Derp Brigade has to be lost this morning -- it's more than 24 hours from when Rush will tell them what to say about this and the Fox News D-team on Sunday just isn't up to the task

Perhaps if he spent more time on trying to improve the anemic economic recovery instead of guffing it up with the media that eats his poop, things would be better for all of us instead of the millions on food stamps or the uber rich Wall Street types that bought him off.


//


And that Portugese dog he has. Don't forget about the Portugese dog.
 
2012-04-29 10:25:41 AM  
That Morgan Freeman thing was legitimately funny, as was his followup one liner.
 
2012-04-29 10:27:06 AM  

Mugato: Harvard must be easier to get into than Lindsey Lohan.


They take fewer young men, that's for sure.
 
2012-04-29 10:27:49 AM  

NewportBarGuy: "What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? The pit bull tastes delicious."

Wow! heh...


You know how I know Obama's kids don't play hockey?
 
2012-04-29 10:29:05 AM  

NewportBarGuy: "What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? The pit bull tastes delicious."

Wow! heh...


Now that I think about, there are like four layers to this joke. And each one is funny.
 
2012-04-29 10:30:52 AM  

hackhix: The Romney campaign commercial spoof was funny

But did he really dis the secret service? The guys who would die for him?
They did not look happy at the end (i know, they never look happy).


Nah, just said that they had a curfew now. I guess not being able to drink 10 hours before going on duty is close. On the other hand, it's 24 hours for an airline pilot.
 
2012-04-29 10:32:14 AM  
 
2012-04-29 10:33:03 AM  

nekom: NewportBarGuy: "What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? The pit bull tastes delicious."

Wow! heh...

That was the one I got there. I couldn't believe he went there. I think he just secured my vote what that joke. Well ok, he probably already had it, but still, that was funny.


Fundamentally unsuited to any position of responsibility.

Enjoy another 4 years of failure.
 
2012-04-29 10:33:15 AM  
"You deserve it, Arianna. There's no one out there linking to the hard-hitting journalism that HuffPo is linking to every single day. Give them a round of applause! And you don't pay them, it's a great business model!"

Catty Obama is funny.
 
2012-04-29 10:33:33 AM  

JerseyTim: Guess which part WND jumped all over. Go ahead, guess.


He trolled those people big time.
 
2012-04-29 10:34:41 AM  
...I was born in Hawaii *wink*

He was just on.
 
2012-04-29 10:34:59 AM  
The dog commercial was awesome.
 
2012-04-29 10:35:07 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: JerseyTim: Guess which part WND jumped all over. Go ahead, guess.

He trolled those people big time.


I can't blame him. If I were President and had to deal with BS like that on an everyday basis, your damn right I wouldn't want to troll the hell out of those farkers.
 
2012-04-29 10:35:31 AM  

Rueened: Fundamentally unsuited to any position of responsibility.

Enjoy another 4 years of failure.


Meh. I've enjoyed 31 years of government failure in one way or another in my life. What's another 4?
 
2012-04-29 10:36:03 AM  

Mrtraveler01: Marcus Aurelius: JerseyTim: Guess which part WND jumped all over. Go ahead, guess.

He trolled those people big time.

I can't blame him. If I were President and had to deal with BS like that on an everyday basis, your damn right I wouldn't wantto troll the hell out of those farkers.


FTFM
 
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