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(Yahoo)   Will the team of John Cena and Diverticulitis defeat Brock Lesnar? Can CM Punk quit crying and cutting himself long enough to face Chris Jericho? Will Daniel Bryan's match last more than 18 seconds? It's WWE Extreme Rules, 8 PM on PPV   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line 41
    More: Interesting, Brock Lesnar, Daniel Bryan, Chris Jericho, CM Punk, WWE Extreme Rules, John Cena, PPV, Randy Orton  
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2012-04-29 08:05:16 PM  
3 votes:
Big Steam Engine Brock is gonna run Cena over!

Now, I wish Vince would use that one line and make Lesnar dress like an old timey train engineer, complete with overalls and puffy engineer's hat, and he had to stand on the ring apron and scream "WHOOOOO WHOOOOOOOO!" when he came out.

Hey, it's bagshiatting time!

Everybody sing along!


Bags are hidden in the locker
You think you have kept yours safe
but the poops have started flying
Like the bullets of a strafe

See the stains as they defile
bag-shiatting grin reveals the hate
Gifts a discharge of dishonor
When you won't go on a date

I hear my bowels crying
I see a bag lying
I smell the poop arriving
I feel a deuce dropping


I hear voices in my head
They council me to shiat in bags
They talk to me, they talk to me

They tell me things that I will do
They show me bags in which I'll poop
They talk to me, they talk to me
2012-04-29 07:30:19 PM  
3 votes:
"Monsoon, I have a feeling, and that feeling is a true feeling because that feeling is the feeling that you're feeling right now. And that feeling, that feeling you're feeling is a real feeling, feel me?"

"You forgot to order the PPV didnt you Brain?"

"indeed I did"

"See you tomorrow night folks!"
2012-04-29 10:06:47 PM  
2 votes:
OOOHHHHHHHHHH YYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!


SNAP INTO A SPANISH TABLE!!!
2012-04-29 09:32:27 PM  
2 votes:
WWE accidentally cued up the old WCW Goldberg chant on Vince's pipe in machine
2012-04-30 06:04:46 PM  
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: Gunny Highway: FirstNationalBastard: verbaltoxin: FirstNationalBastard
If Vince doesn't go, there will be no pro wrestling left in the USA, except for a couple minor league outfits and the indies. Vince McMahon is killing WWE.

Territories, basically?

I think it's not just Vince who is killing his business. The business itself is killing him. Wrestling is becoming more and more niche-oriented. Just look at what's out there for competition. TNA is WWE Lite. Evolve and Dragon Gate USA are puroresu for Americans. Ring of Honor is no-frills, technical wrestling. Chikara is over the top, with comic book character wrestlers. NWA Hollywood is traditional pro wrestling booking mixed with the modern styles. There is actually a lot of variety happening in independent wrestling these days. Vince can't keep up with it and he can't continually take guys like the Kings of Wrestling, Dean Ambrose and others and force them into the WWE mold. They aren't meant to be boxed in this way. I think at this rate WWE's stock price will drop to the $6 range, and then people will really start to put the heat on Vince.

The WWE Style is complete bullshiat.

We all agree that, for the most part, WCW sucked. Sure, they had the nWo angle, but that got old real quick. And the matches at the top of the card were usually horrible.

But, what WCW had that made them interesting was the luchadores, guys from japan, and cruiserweights. Even if Hogan vs. Piper #1,000,000 was a horrible match, by the time you got to that match you had already been entertained by Eddie Guerrero, Dean Malenko, Chris Jericho. pre-steroids Rey Mysterio, Juventud Guerrera, Jushin Liger, Great Muta, and the rest of the guys who could put on a hell of a match.

The WWE Style beats that out of good workers. And that's another reason WWE is farked up.

I bet Mrs Highway WWE would still be around in 30 years. How old is Vince?

Late 60s, almost the same age Vince Sr. was when he died in 1984.


Prays "please be genetic, please be genetic, please be genetic....."
2012-04-30 09:22:38 AM  
1 votes:
"Looks like we missed a hell of a PPV Brain, what are we going to do?"

"RRRRRRRRRRRAISE THE JOLLY ROGER MONSOON!"

"Where did you get that eye-patch from?"

"Eve, she said it's come in useful for her in the past."
2012-04-30 01:59:49 AM  
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: ferro_man: Ed Becker - "The promo for Over the Limit is high in fiber, Orton."

I'm so glad our next ppv is only *3 weeks* away

And there will probably be such unexpected matches as Jericho vs. Punk, Orton vs. Kane, Show vs. Rhodes, and Sheamus vs. Bryan!


Sheamus VS Albert of the River
Show vs Kane?
2012-04-30 12:23:31 AM  
1 votes:
John Cena Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
Warfare is the Tao of deception. Thus: Although you are capable, display incapability. Sun Tzu, Art of War


WUT?
2012-04-29 11:23:13 PM  
1 votes:
Oh goodie, I forgot, we get HHH tomorrow.

Maybe he'll address the unsafe work environment.
2012-04-29 10:58:55 PM  
1 votes:

Dr J Zoidberg: WWE had a lose/lose situation and the ending sucked.


No, it wasn't lose/lose. There was a very easy way to do this. Brock mauls Cena, Cena's gone for a few months while Brock destroys everyone, then Cena shows up reinvigorated and ready to redeem himself. Hell, you could have done Cena/Brock II at Mania. That would require bookers who know what they're doing, though.
2012-04-29 10:55:46 PM  
1 votes:
i6.photobucket.com
2012-04-29 10:48:49 PM  
1 votes:
god damn that was weird, I think Brock borked himself.
2012-04-29 10:48:12 PM  
1 votes:
LESNAR CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHERE CENA IS! THE U CANT C ME FINALLY WORKED!
2012-04-29 10:47:27 PM  
1 votes:
Both Cena and JFSP have lost use of their left arms, but for different reasons.
2012-04-29 10:35:02 PM  
1 votes:
That's what happens when you mess with Bork Laser.

/Bork bork bork
2012-04-29 10:34:06 PM  
1 votes:
His blood was shed for your sins Chicago.
2012-04-29 10:33:08 PM  
1 votes:
i0.kym-cdn.com
2012-04-29 10:29:11 PM  
1 votes:

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: How did Jericho/Punk end? Feed died at the end.


the bell rang
2012-04-29 10:28:51 PM  
1 votes:
I'm pissless. Of course there was a Diva's match a minute ago, so......
2012-04-29 10:25:46 PM  
1 votes:
I hate that Brock Lesnar and Chyna have the same voice.
2012-04-29 10:21:52 PM  
1 votes:
This crowd has earned Kharma, let her come out
2012-04-29 10:06:47 PM  
1 votes:

dragonrider477: FIRE EXTINGUISHER!! I haven't seen one used in years!


Shopping cart for Lesnar Cena?
2012-04-29 10:05:51 PM  
1 votes:
How is Hornswoggle going to put out fires when Kane lights up his house?
2012-04-29 10:03:20 PM  
1 votes:
Did Punk just steal Jericho's nose?

How rude!
2012-04-29 09:57:52 PM  
1 votes:
New angle for Punk: alcohol to him is like spinach to popeye, with hilarious out of the ring hi-jinks
2012-04-29 09:57:50 PM  
1 votes:
That isn't Pepsi!!
2012-04-29 09:22:24 PM  
1 votes:
DO YOU HAVE A PULSE?!?
2012-04-29 09:16:07 PM  
1 votes:
I'm piping in some NO chants when someone disagrees with me. Maybe get one of those shirts that plays pre-recorded sounds...
2012-04-29 09:06:08 PM  
1 votes:
FNB's sex life is trending on twitter
2012-04-29 09:00:51 PM  
1 votes:
LOOK AT THAT CROWD!

THEY'RE BOOING SO ENTHUSIASTICALLY, THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE CHEERING!
2012-04-29 09:00:48 PM  
1 votes:
PIPED IN BOOS!

PIPED IN NO!

PIPED IN NOT WHAT IS HAPPENING BECAUSE VINCE DIDN'T WANT IT!

THOSE SIGNS SAY NO!

YOU MARKS!

THEY SAY NO!!!!

STOP READING THEM!

THEY SAY NO!!!!
2012-04-29 08:59:22 PM  
1 votes:
I don't know about you guys, but I'm looking forward to a solid 40 seconds of wrestling between Shaemus and DBD!
2012-04-29 08:56:01 PM  
1 votes:
ugh.. piped in "NO" chants.



HI I'M 12 AND LOST WHERE MY MOMMY
2012-04-29 08:51:27 PM  
1 votes:
i10.photobucket.com

He's back baby!
2012-04-29 08:36:12 PM  
1 votes:
everyone talks too much
2012-04-29 08:20:43 PM  
1 votes:
"Oh baby, here comes the steel!"

What is "a commonly heard phrase in the lockerroom when Brutus Beefcake and Hulk Hogan were in the showers."
2012-04-29 08:20:10 PM  
1 votes:
Hornswoggles living room is going to run out of furniture tonight
2012-04-29 08:07:36 PM  
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: Big Steam Engine Brock is gonna run Cena over!

Now, I wish Vince would use that one line and make Lesnar dress like an old timey train engineer, complete with overalls and puffy engineer's hat, and he had to stand on the ring apron and scream "WHOOOOO WHOOOOOOOO!" when he came out.

Hey, it's bagshiatting time!

Everybody sing along!


Bags are hidden in the locker
You think you have kept yours safe
but the poops have started flying
Like the bullets of a strafe

See the stains as they defile
bag-shiatting grin reveals the hate
Gifts a discharge of dishonor
When you won't go on a date

I hear my bowels crying
I see a bag lying
I smell the poop arriving
I feel a deuce dropping


I hear voices in my head
They council me to shiat in bags
They talk to me, they talk to me

They tell me things that I will do
They show me bags in which I'll poop
They talk to me, they talk to me


I actually tried singing this out loud the other day and could not stop the giggling.
2012-04-29 07:46:57 PM  
1 votes:
Had one too many, accidentally paid for this thing.
2012-04-29 07:39:05 PM  
1 votes:
All I want for Extreme Rules is Kharma...

i107.photobucket.com
2012-04-29 11:52:26 AM  
1 votes:
The prediction of me:

The WWE will call me after this show because they miss the fine writing that I did previously. For the example for this show I would have Daniel Bryan shave the hair of him and paint the self of him completely white and then say YES! I AM POWDER! Then he would summon the lightning storm to kill Sheamus except it would not work and then all of the Mongols would respect Sheamus for this.
 
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