FirstNationalBastard: verbaltoxin: styckx: Remember the good old days when Vince pushed who the crowd pushed whether with heat or pop. Remember when Vince's wallet was on the ear of audience? He's totally in the "off my lawn" stage of his life.. People wanted Kharma, there was chants of Kharma yet we get Layla???? This is a PPV for christ sakes give people their moneys worth. Stop with the laptop DJ mixing crowd noise to "your favor"... It's so insulting watching this shiat and seeing the obvious purposely done attempts at farking what the audience wants.

The wrestling business itself is drastically different now than even during the Attitude Era. The audience is different, so is the TV industry, the wrestlers, and so is the corporate culture of WWE.

The only thing I can think of is that WWE goes over its earnings each quarter, reviews ppv buys, ratings and merch sales, and thinks things are good enough to not change very much. Personally I think they're in trouble. WWE Studios and the network carry a lot of debt.

Their stock is tanking, WWE Network and Studios are money pits, but Vince is deluding himself into thinking that everything's A-OK.

Look up the Shareholder's meeting they had recently... in fact, I searched for the notes from the meeting from one of the sheets...


WWE held the annual shareholder's meeting on Friday morning at WWE Headquarters in Stamford, CT. This time, Triple H was introduced under his real name along with the other WWE executives including Vince McMahon, Kevin Dunn and Basil Devito. Here are some highlights:

* Vince guaranteed that WWE will be in stronger shape by this time next year. Vince talked about WWE attendance being up and RAW being up 3% in the ratings while SmackDown is up 15%.

* CFO George Barrios said that 37% of WWE business is now international.

* Barrios said 2010 was WWE's most profitable year but they lost $40 million in 2011. $30 million of that was losses from WWE Studios. WWE was also hurt last year by holding off on rights fees of ...

Agreed, he is his own worst competition now. The fans are smarter and smarter every day.. Every once in a while WWE gets it right and it's obvious it's just pure luck. CM Punk shoot, Lesnar return just to name a few. But it shows if you just blow the same way as the fans you get MAJOR returns for little effort. Then many many many many many many times and more so lately they just fark with the fans.. Jerichos return has to be one of the biggest mistakes Vince has made lately and completely farked the audience and also his profits. His return was hyped up to hell. It was almost a full on Undertaker return like promo dump and speculation build. Kharma teasing an "Extreme beating" before the PPV only to have Layla return.. Kharma just tweeted she watched the PPV from home.

He just constantly farks himself. In the AE I used to buy A LOT of PPVs because I knew I was going to be guranteed to be entertained.. Now I buy one PPV a year (WM) only because it's tradition.

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: How did Jericho/Punk end? Feed died at the end.

the bell rang

silgryphon: Please don;t try this at home should have been done before the PPV

I know.

Some 14-year-old has probably already choked his uncle to death by now.

verbaltoxin: Bobby and the Gorilla, Moss covered three handled gredunza, Senile Vince, CM Drunk?

We have our own alts. Truly the FWC has arrived on Fark.com.

There's a Vince Russo running around here somewhere as well.

Big Steam Engine Brock is gonna run Cena over!

Now, I wish Vince would use that one line and make Lesnar dress like an old timey train engineer, complete with overalls and puffy engineer's hat, and he had to stand on the ring apron and scream "WHOOOOO WHOOOOOOOO!" when he came out.

Hey, it's bagshiatting time!

Everybody sing along!


Bags are hidden in the locker
You think you have kept yours safe
but the poops have started flying
Like the bullets of a strafe

See the stains as they defile
bag-shiatting grin reveals the hate
Gifts a discharge of dishonor
When you won't go on a date

I hear my bowels crying
I see a bag lying
I smell the poop arriving
I feel a deuce dropping


I hear voices in my head
They council me to shiat in bags
They talk to me, they talk to me

They tell me things that I will do
They show me bags in which I'll poop
They talk to me, they talk to me