FARK.com: (7077297) Will the team of John Cena and Diverticulitis defeat Brock Lesnar? Can CM Punk quit crying and cutting himself long enough to face Chris Jericho? Will Daniel Bryan's match last more than 18 seconds? It's WWE Extreme Rules, 8 PM on PPV

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		Will the team of John Cena and Diverticulitis defeat Brock Lesnar? Can CM Punk quit crying and cutting himself long enough to face Chris Jericho? Will Daniel Bryan's match last more than 18 seconds? It's WWE Extreme Rules, 8 PM on PPV (sports.yahoo.com)		2221
		More: Interesting, Brock Lesnar, Daniel Bryan, Chris Jericho, CM Punk, WWE Extreme Rules, John Cena, PPV, Randy Orton

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TheManofPA		2012-04-29 10:25:37 PM

Oh look, we do get the Brock promo. How many times have we seen it? twice a night plus once each smackdown?

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2012-04-29 10:25:46 PM

I hate that Brock Lesnar and Chyna have the same voice.

lurch_E_bean		2012-04-29 10:25:49 PM

Sweet! We get to see the Lesnar/Cena video package again...

verbaltoxin		2012-04-29 10:25:54 PM

How I know the Divas belt means even less than the tag belts: while the tag belts are copper, the diva belt is tin foil and construction paper.

robsul82		2012-04-29 10:25:58 PM

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: robsul82: Well, they sure reset the crowd to zero with that, lol.

Good thing they have more face/heel confusion enroute with Lesnar and Cena to get the crowd loud but a mixture of boos and cheers.

Cena wishes he's going to get a mixture of cheers and boos.

nyrkah1		2012-04-29 10:26:01 PM

piss
ass
crap
FEELINGS!!!!!!

tbaughm		2012-04-29 10:26:04 PM

slamjack: They were just scared Kharma would get a bigger pop than either guy in the main event.

Kharma's pops = Not PG

P-Money All $tar		2012-04-29 10:26:11 PM

falcon176: silgryphon: falcon176: remember Kharma wanted to kill LayCool not the Bellas when she left

No she wanted to kill the Bellas

that's the joke...

verbaltoxin		2012-04-29 10:26:32 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I hate that Brock Lesnar and Chyna have the same voice.

They probably have the same something else too.

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls		2012-04-29 10:26:39 PM

Rising From Ashes: You can not wrestle for a year, and magically get a title shot and win! Never mind all the girls who've been touring all year and such.

I bet they put the Divas' names in a hat, and the one who was drawn got to go win the title, with consideration based on the understanding that it would be a very -very- short reign, to job it back to Beth or Kharma, who are the only interesting Divas.

Natalya used to be, then they killed her heat with an absolutely retarded angle.

Randyman		2012-04-29 10:26:44 PM

And an arena full of meh for that waste of time.
/Meh

Ed Becker		2012-04-29 10:26:55 PM

The video guy is ribbing us by playing the same vid.

Rising From Ashes		2012-04-29 10:26:58 PM

FinFangFark: I love how the Divas as so insignificant, that the WWE doesn't acknowledge that their twin magic is illegal, but if Ted DiBiase buys a world championship...it's such a big immoral no no.

They used "twin magic" on Smackdown FOR NO REASON on Friday. Nikki has Fox knocked for a loop on the ground but switches spots with Brie so Brie can finish Fox off and get the pin, her hand raised and handed the belt. Why?

HodieTeck		2012-04-29 10:27:03 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I hate that Brock Lesnar and Chyna have the same voice.

God, this. Has he always had that lisp?

robsul82		2012-04-29 10:27:17 PM

The Edge/Cena beach hug will be EPIC

Smiths		2012-04-29 10:27:26 PM

hahaha

LORD TENSAI

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls		2012-04-29 10:27:38 PM

robsul82: Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: robsul82: Well, they sure reset the crowd to zero with that, lol.

Good thing they have more face/heel confusion enroute with Lesnar and Cena to get the crowd loud but a mixture of boos and cheers.

Cena wishes he's going to get a mixture of cheers and boos.

Oh yeah, I forgot, this is Chicago. This crowd will probably lustily boo both of these guys.

TheManofPA		2012-04-29 10:27:40 PM

You know, I wonder if we all just cheer Cena again if these dumb feuds would end.

I NEED A JFSP OR I SAID UPDATE

Edge is leaving WWE, btw

Rising From Ashes		2012-04-29 10:27:43 PM

verbaltoxin: Up next, the Executioner vs Lord Tensai!

Sadly, the Executioner (Playboy Buddy Rose) is dead

slamjack		2012-04-29 10:27:51 PM

tbaughm: slamjack: They were just scared Kharma would get a bigger pop than either guy in the main event.

Kharma's pops = Not PG

That just made me laugh and feel bad like Smiths posting the Great White picture during Sheamus matches.

/It also made me favorite you with that exact quote.

robsul82		2012-04-29 10:28:06 PM

PISS

Anarchangel		2012-04-29 10:28:14 PM

AND NOW, THE PISS

Praise Cheesus		2012-04-29 10:28:39 PM

verbaltoxin: How I know the Divas belt means even less than the tag belts: while the tag belts are copper, the diva belt is tin foil and ~~construction paper~~ finger paint.

FTFY

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers		2012-04-29 10:28:45 PM

How did Jericho/Punk end? Feed died at the end.

falcon176		2012-04-29 10:28:49 PM

Vince is going to bring Daniel Bryan, Cody Rhodes, Edge, Hulk Hogan, Roddy Piper, CM Punk, and Michael Jordan (it's Chicago) to cheer John Cena during this match

nyrkah1		2012-04-29 10:28:51 PM

I'm pissless. Of course there was a Diva's match a minute ago, so......

FinFangFark		2012-04-29 10:28:52 PM

The Next big dough arms....BROCK LESNAR!

HERE COMES THE JIMMY JOHNS!

verbaltoxin		2012-04-29 10:28:58 PM

TheManofPA: You know, I wonder if we all just cheer Cena again if these dumb feuds would end.

I NEED A JFSP OR I SAID UPDATE

Edge is leaving WWE, btw

For season 3 of Haven, baby! Until SyFy cancels it for another reality show, that is.

styckx		2012-04-29 10:29:05 PM

This is either going to be a disaster, or a epic.. There will be no in between.. I'm predicting somehow WWE will find a way to make it a no contest

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2012-04-29 10:29:11 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: How did Jericho/Punk end? Feed died at the end.

the bell rang

robsul82		2012-04-29 10:29:12 PM

HERE COMES THE PISS

Smiths		2012-04-29 10:29:13 PM

piping in the lets go cena seriously?

SERIOULS?Y

tbaughm		2012-04-29 10:29:20 PM

Here comes Cobain!

HeartBurnKid		2012-04-29 10:29:29 PM

Get a YOU BOTH SUCK chant going, Chi-town; I know you can do it.

styckx		2012-04-29 10:29:45 PM

WHERE IS MARKOUTMAN????

Smiths		2012-04-29 10:29:48 PM

where the camo guy?

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls		2012-04-29 10:29:51 PM

HeartBurnKid: Get a YOU BOTH SUCK chant going, Chi-town; I know you can do it.

Someone text Tenor, stat.

TheManofPA		2012-04-29 10:29:58 PM

Yeah, they booked the wrong Main Event. The crowd is just not going to be that into this match. Plus it is not going to be that good.

And only 20 minutes until PPV end time, this could be short

one of those		2012-04-29 10:29:59 PM

lol did that sign say BORK LASER

Dougie AXP		2012-04-29 10:30:03 PM

Brock wearing shorts...interesting..

Dr J Zoidberg		2012-04-29 10:30:14 PM

As someone else said, no matter who wins this match WWE loses. Either the "new face" of your company gets beat in his first match or you make one of your top billed superstars look like he can't win a match anymore. Lesnar still wearing UFC shorts? Wonder how much Jimmy John's is paying lesnar for that sponsorship

Rising From Ashes		2012-04-29 10:30:22 PM

Why is he sponsered by Jimmy Johns? This aint UFC, squarehead.

falcon176		2012-04-29 10:30:26 PM

why do they have some roided freak in Brock Lesnar's titantron. There's no way that's the same guy.

Ed Becker		2012-04-29 10:30:28 PM

Brock out first. Cena's still a babyface. Go buy a t-shirt and some Fruity Pebbles.

Fisty Bum		2012-04-29 10:30:31 PM

BORK LASER

BAHAHAHAHAHA

Smiths		2012-04-29 10:30:33 PM

BORK LASER?

verbaltoxin		2012-04-29 10:30:42 PM

one of those: lol did that sign say BORK LASER

There's a guy from Reddit who said he'd have that sign there tonight. It may be him.

silgryphon		2012-04-29 10:30:43 PM

Lesnar has a stupid haircut

robsul82		2012-04-29 10:30:43 PM

Looking pretty gooey, Brock.

ferro_man		2012-04-29 10:30:50 PM

how long until the WWE has Brock order Jimmy Johns from the ring and has it delivered immediately, and then brock gives the guy an F-5 for not taking the lettuce off his sub?

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