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(Yahoo)   Will the team of John Cena and Diverticulitis defeat Brock Lesnar? Can CM Punk quit crying and cutting himself long enough to face Chris Jericho? Will Daniel Bryan's match last more than 18 seconds? It's WWE Extreme Rules, 8 PM on PPV   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line 2221
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2012-04-29 09:00:09 AM
There's a PPV tonight? Huh.

/honestly wasn't sure
//interest has been significantly lower in recent weeks
//eff you Vince
 
2012-04-29 09:42:16 AM
My prediction:

Brock Lesnar beats John Cena. CM Punk once again beats Chris Jericho. Jericho goes off on his North American tour with his rock band. Lesnar goes after Punk. Lesnar soundly defeats Punk within the next two PPVs. The Rock returns, takes on Lesnar.

And if I'm right about all that, remind me to play the lottery.

/armbar
 
2012-04-29 10:09:29 AM
+1 on WTFPPV... I honestly didn't think it was today.

That said, I'm gonna go ahead and go back to not buying.
 
2012-04-29 10:38:09 AM
This PPV is so underwhelming that there is really no point of even stealing it.

Although the Lesner/Cena match may be good to download later
 
2012-04-29 11:52:26 AM
The prediction of me:

The WWE will call me after this show because they miss the fine writing that I did previously. For the example for this show I would have Daniel Bryan shave the hair of him and paint the self of him completely white and then say YES! I AM POWDER! Then he would summon the lightning storm to kill Sheamus except it would not work and then all of the Mongols would respect Sheamus for this.
 
2012-04-29 12:22:02 PM
Hey you smarks...

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD!?

Eff ME KellyKellyKelly?! Get out your Chapstick cause you can KISS MY ASS!
 
2012-04-29 12:31:55 PM
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2012-04-29 01:16:30 PM
I must say that if you have ever met Brock Lesnar as the person he is the prick in the half. No I do not mean when he is trying to not do the breaking of character either. Now this was many years ago before this individual was in the WWE but there is likely nothing that has changed about him except now he is dating the mother of him.
 
2012-04-29 01:27:23 PM
I wonder if any major terrorist enemies of the United States will wind up being taken out during this year's Extreme Rules PPV?
 
2012-04-29 01:43:58 PM
Have the Smart and Funny buttons been Future Endeavored??
 
2012-04-29 01:51:44 PM

P-Money All $tar: Have the Smart and Funny buttons been Future Endeavored??


They don't appear until the thread goes live.
 
2012-04-29 01:57:55 PM
This thread is about fake wrestling, right?
 
2012-04-29 02:16:59 PM

thamike: This thread is about fake wrestling, right?


I just posted on the thread about Firefly to make sure they were talking about fake space cowboy shows.
 
2012-04-29 02:18:53 PM
 
2012-04-29 02:23:59 PM

meow said the dog: thamike: This thread is about fake wrestling, right?

I just posted on the thread about Firefly to make sure they were talking about fake space cowboy shows.


I posted on the Avengers thread, to make sure they were talking about fake Superheroes.
 
2012-04-29 02:30:58 PM
Ah, WWE Extreme Rules, or The Last Good Time before Brock stomps Punk's ass and Vince does the Y WE HAS NO NEW STARS? dance.

Well, I will enjoy what we have left - we few, we happy few.
 
2012-04-29 02:34:25 PM
I can't believe that still hits a nerve.
 
2012-04-29 02:38:01 PM
Does nobody smell what I'm cooking?

/seriously though, Ultimate Warrior was my favorite when I was a kid. In retrospect, Brutus the Barber Beefcake was the best.
 
2012-04-29 02:50:08 PM

thamike: I can't believe that still hits a nerve.


Be thankful your posts haven't been taken down and yourself put on vacation from fark.
 
2012-04-29 02:59:48 PM

P-Money All $tar: thamike: I can't believe that still hits a nerve.

Be thankful your posts haven't been taken down and yourself put on vacation from fark.


I meant no offense. Honestly. I wouldn't want to get body slammed by a half-witted tan-job with rented hair over the internet. I do have survival instincts.

But, really, truly, I was a fan of Pro Wrestling/ WWF when I was a kid. Last part of that sentence is the operative part.
 
2012-04-29 03:46:49 PM

thamike: But, really, truly, I was a fan of Pro Wrestling/ WWF when I was a kid. Last part of that sentence is the operative part.


Then you grew up to become the little biatch?
 
2012-04-29 03:48:34 PM

robsul82: Ah, WWE Extreme Rules, or The Last Good Time before Brock stomps Punk's ass and Vince does the Y WE HAS NO NEW STARS? dance.

Well, I will enjoy what we have left - we few, we happy few.


Whaddya mean? We have plenty of fresh faces. Lookit BROCK LESNAR and LORD TENSAI. Fresh as a friggin daisy!

/Someone get me my rolodex, let's see if Andre the Giant is lookin for work.
 
2012-04-29 04:09:19 PM

Senile Vince: /Someone get me my rolodex, let's see if Andre the Giant is lookin for work.


He is too busy with Katie Vick who is the late sister of Michael Vick.
 
2012-04-29 04:56:21 PM

meow said the dog: thamike: But, really, truly, I was a fan of Pro Wrestling/ WWF when I was a kid. Last part of that sentence is the operative part.

Then you grew up to become the little biatch?


No, I grew up to be an adult who thinks pro-wrestling is silly enough to take lightly.
 
2012-04-29 05:04:02 PM

thamike: No, I grew up to be an adult who thinks pro-wrestling is silly enough to take lightly.


LAUGHTER OL. Yes you have proven the point of you.
 
2012-04-29 05:27:14 PM

meow said the dog: thamike: No, I grew up to be an adult who thinks pro-wrestling is silly enough to take lightly.

LAUGHTER OL. Yes you have proven the point of you.


The point of you?
 
2012-04-29 05:47:19 PM

thamike: meow said the dog: thamike: No, I grew up to be an adult who thinks pro-wrestling is silly enough to take lightly.

LAUGHTER OL. Yes you have proven the point of you.

The point of you?


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2012-04-29 05:50:04 PM

meow said the dog: thamike: meow said the dog: thamike: No, I grew up to be an adult who thinks pro-wrestling is silly enough to take lightly.

LAUGHTER OL. Yes you have proven the point of you.

The point of you?

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Isnt it quite funny how much wrestling has changed?

Twenty years ago a man loses in less than 5 seconds they would be buried with the fans and have an impossible task ahead of them. Now a days we fans get pissed about it and do the exact opposite and cheer him to the moon.

Funny how that is.
 
2012-04-29 05:50:41 PM

meow said the dog: thamike: meow said the dog: thamike: No, I grew up to be an adult who thinks pro-wrestling is silly enough to take lightly.

LAUGHTER OL. Yes you have proven the point of you.

The point of you?

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You and I need to get together with a gang of Jameson's.
 
2012-04-29 06:30:39 PM

thamike: You and I need to get together with a gang of Jameson's.


I can get jiggly with this very much to you!
 
2012-04-29 06:56:54 PM
Welp, I should be around at least until game of thrones starts. I'm not sure if I can get excited for this ppv. I am interested to see how much ring rust Brock has. Botch city! Also that contract signing Monday was just god awful
 
2012-04-29 07:02:36 PM
I doubt this ppv will get very EXTREME. No blood kinda kills that effect
 
2012-04-29 07:04:12 PM
ok. a PPV thread. why not whatever.

we got our troll as usual, it seems. nice.

not watching the evening hockey game so might as well pop this on. missus has lotta work to do so she's not here for it.

ehh, why not who cares maybe the crowd will create more fun than the lameness that is Wrestlemania Part Deux
 
2012-04-29 07:04:59 PM
Youtube preshow starts at 7:30 EST here

In other news, WWE has officially arrived on the internet, as they're now embroiled in one of those silly net feuds. Dolph Ziggler is feuding with Keith Apicary.
 
2012-04-29 07:07:18 PM
My predictions
preshow Marella retains against Miz (duh)
Bella retains against Phoenix thanks to some twin magic. Kharma comes kills Bellas.
Rhodes wins title from Show. I'd like to see DelRio feud with Rhodes after this.
Orton over Kane. Hopefully this feud will end after this.
Punk retains against Jericho in what SHOULD be the match of the night.
Bryan wins title from Sheamus thanks to AJ. She either helps to win him back, or they are in cahoots all along. Should be a great match.
Lesnar over Cena. This will either be amazing or a train wreck. No in between.

*shrugs*
 
2012-04-29 07:07:23 PM
I'VE GOT A FEELING AND YOU'VE GOT A FEELING AND I CAN FEEL THAT FEELING FROM YOU
 
2012-04-29 07:07:35 PM

silgryphon: I doubt this ppv will get very EXTREME. No blood kinda kills that effect


The botch on raw a couple of weeks ago where lesnar clocked cena was the first time I remember seeing a lot of blood in a while. Foley's brand of wrasslin certainly wont happen anymore.
 
2012-04-29 07:07:50 PM

silgryphon: I doubt this ppv will get very EXTREME. No blood kinda kills that effect


I think the subtitle is "EXTREME moderation RULES!"
 
2012-04-29 07:08:45 PM

HeartBurnKid: Youtube preshow starts at 7:30 EST here

In other news, WWE has officially arrived on the internet, as they're now embroiled in one of those silly net feuds. Dolph Ziggler is feuding with Keith Apicary.


oh god forgot about that "we're on youtube and this will not just be us going BUY THE PPV for 25 minutes while a match lasts 5 minutes in the end"

streaming PPV, cutting it off for half hour when Bob's Burgers is on.
 
2012-04-29 07:11:15 PM
Please be half the crowd you were at MITB, Chicago.
 
2012-04-29 07:12:28 PM

Rising From Ashes: My predictions
preshow Marella retains against Miz (duh)
Bella retains against Phoenix thanks to some twin magic. Kharma comes kills Bellas.
Rhodes wins title from Show. I'd like to see DelRio feud with Rhodes after this.
Orton over Kane. Hopefully this feud will end after this.
Punk retains against Jericho in what SHOULD be the match of the night.
Bryan wins title from Sheamus thanks to AJ. She either helps to win him back, or they are in cahoots all along. Should be a great match.
Lesnar over Cena. This will either be amazing or a train wreck. No in between.

*shrugs*


Although the matches do seem easy to predict, I'm gonna go ahead and post this just in case...

www.determinismsucks.net
 
2012-04-29 07:12:31 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Please be half the crowd you were at MITB, Chicago.


I hope so. Great crowds make the show better.
 
2012-04-29 07:13:04 PM
You know, I'm not sure I even want to view this over a moderately sized body of moving water.
 
2012-04-29 07:13:15 PM

HeartBurnKid: Youtube preshow starts at 7:30 EST here

In other news, WWE has officially arrived on the internet, as they're now embroiled in one of those silly net feuds. Dolph Ziggler is feuding with Keith Apicary.


Make sure your volume is down when you click that link or you will get blasted with a promo that auto starts. Doing auto audio/video is one of the douchier things you can do to a website. ESPN is another big offender.
 
2012-04-29 07:14:00 PM
 
2012-04-29 07:15:17 PM
I was considering hanging near a river or the show. Anyone know the best river?
 
2012-04-29 07:15:23 PM

Fisty Bum: Rising From Ashes: My predictions
preshow Marella retains against Miz (duh)
Bella retains against Phoenix thanks to some twin magic. Kharma comes kills Bellas.
Rhodes wins title from Show. I'd like to see DelRio feud with Rhodes after this.
Orton over Kane. Hopefully this feud will end after this.
Punk retains against Jericho in what SHOULD be the match of the night.
Bryan wins title from Sheamus thanks to AJ. She either helps to win him back, or they are in cahoots all along. Should be a great match.
Lesnar over Cena. This will either be amazing or a train wreck. No in between.

*shrugs*

Although the matches do seem easy to predict, I'm gonna go ahead and post this just in case...

[www.determinismsucks.net image 424x336]


*puts on my robe and wizard hat*
 
2012-04-29 07:16:39 PM

Gunny Highway: I was considering hanging near a river or the show. Anyone know the best river?


I always like watching from the first row in a little dot of EUrope
 
2012-04-29 07:16:40 PM
Hmm First Row is down
 
2012-04-29 07:17:59 PM

robsul82: The epic CM Punk entrance at Money in the Bank, the last Chicago PPV (includes the excellent "Do I Have Everybody's Attention Now?" video package preceding it)


Honestly, the coolest part about this video for me is the MASSIVE boos for Cena.
 
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