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2012-04-29 11:19:13 AM
2 votes:
Handing out helium balloons is such a cliché. You should see kids's eyes light up when you give them a radon balloon.
2012-04-29 09:37:12 AM
2 votes:
Great. There go my plans to affordably relocate my house when I'm a crabby old man living in a valuable commercial area.
2012-04-29 09:31:51 AM
2 votes:
"People in my balloon network, some have had a hard time getting gas."

*snicker*
2012-04-29 01:48:20 PM
1 votes:

GAT_00: Riche: There's not a lot of helium here on Earth, so the Feds wisely set up a national stockpile-- that shiat has more important uses than making your voice sound funny-- Until 1996, when congress decided to say "FARK it" and started selling off the reserve for next to nothing. as a result of the dumping, prices got so low everybody has been squandering it, and when helium is gone, it's gone-- as in off to outer space.

Actually, that was specifically Newt Gingrich who decided that needed to be done.


It was all part of his contract on America.
2012-04-29 12:10:54 PM
1 votes:

rocketpants: Newt obviously has plans to harvest the vast helium repositories beneath the lunar surface.


Hey, the other person who saw that movie!

/it's my job to take care of you
//Sam
2012-04-29 11:18:52 AM
1 votes:

Quantum Apostrophe: Bah, in a few months we'll all be drowning in asteroid riches, and Moon mining will get us all the helium we need. Private space! Colonies! Species! Yay!


26.media.tumblr.com

"No deal, McCutcheon, that moon money is mine!"
2012-04-29 10:22:42 AM
1 votes:
Where did our current supply come from? I don't see that you could "mine" it, seems like it would escape as soon as you opened whatever cavity in the earth is holding it, Is there a way to sequester it from the atmosphere?
2012-04-29 10:14:15 AM
1 votes:
www.moviefancentral.com

Now that dream is never gonna happen...
2012-04-29 10:12:20 AM
1 votes:

Riche: GAT_00:

Actually, that was specifically Newt Gingrich who decided that needed to be done.

That makes sense. Stupid and short-sighted, that's Gingrich. Still, Clinton signed off on it.


Newt obviously has plans to harvest the vast helium repositories beneath the lunar surface.
2012-04-29 10:06:40 AM
1 votes:
You're reading this thread thinking what it would sound like with a helium voice... admit it.

Now picture Morgan Freeman reading this thread... with a helium voice.

hope I didn't make anybody's head explode.
2012-04-29 09:45:26 AM
1 votes:
You know else had a helium shortage?
2012-04-29 09:33:04 AM
1 votes:

Riche: There's not a lot of helium here on Earth, so the Feds wisely set up a national stockpile-- that shiat has more important uses than making your voice sound funny-- Until 1996, when congress decided to say "FARK it" and started selling off the reserve for next to nothing. as a result of the dumping, prices got so low everybody has been squandering it, and when helium is gone, it's gone-- as in off to outer space.


Actually, that was specifically Newt Gingrich who decided that needed to be done.
2012-04-29 09:24:52 AM
1 votes:
Now how do you expect the Excelsior to compete with other forms of air travel?
 
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