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(Anchorage Daily News)   The US Navy is considered the master of six oceans. But Russia, Canada, and Demark have the upper hand in the seventh   (adn.com) divider line 19
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2012-04-29 08:36:05 AM
9 votes:
Maybe if we could cancel a war, we could afford this. You just know the Navy's solution will be a carbon-fiber/unobtainium hybrid stealth icebreaker/drone shooter with railguns and transparent aluminum bridge, that'll do 80 knots through 10 feet of ice without leaving a trail, and the first time they deploy it, they'll find out that it can't be operated while it's snowing.
2012-04-29 08:22:09 AM
7 votes:
Seven oceans?

Pacific
Atlantic
Indian
Southern
Arctic
Billy
?
2012-04-29 08:23:58 AM
4 votes:
Damn you, subby! No one's supposed to know about that secret 7th ocean! That's the last one left that Job Creator Small BusinessHeros can go to without their kids having to swim in the same water as the "ethnics!"
2012-04-29 08:16:08 AM
4 votes:
As global warming opens the Arctic Ocean to commercial and industrial traffic


Lies! LIES! Stopped reading right there.
2012-04-29 08:43:01 AM
3 votes:
What the Danish Navy may look like:

cdn.marineinsight.com
2012-04-29 08:34:56 AM
3 votes:
ciberido: steerforth: Seven oceans?

Pacific
Atlantic
Indian
Southern
Arctic
Billy
?

You forgot the Caribbean queen.


The Caribbean Queen is better described as a sea, or in maritime terminology, an expanse of water that has made a lifestyle choice.
2012-04-29 08:24:09 AM
3 votes:
The problem with Demark is that they just don't know where to draw the line.
2012-04-29 08:16:54 AM
3 votes:
This is Obama's fault. If he didn't waste so much tax money on taking away our healthcare then we'd not have to worry about Russian ships sneaking into Sarah Palin's back yard.
2012-04-29 02:17:26 PM
2 votes:
theMagni: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: You just know the Navy's solution will be a carbon-fiber/unobtainium hybrid stealth icebreaker/drone shooter with railguns and transparent aluminum bridge, that'll do 80 knots through 10 feet of ice without leaving a trail, and the first time they deploy it, they'll find out that it can't be operated while it's snowing.

I see you've seen navy specs before.

"Admiral, once again, you cannot have a combined refueller / amphibious assault craft / command ship / hospital / helicopter depot.

"It's ridiculous, that's why!"


"Why the hell not? The Army got a combined APC/tank destroyer/amphibious scout car/command car, didn't they?
2012-04-29 03:59:52 PM
1 votes:
Opeth1429: 2 Naval Officers have been to the Ocean of Storms. Of course it's been around 40 years since anyone's been there. Since we were the last ( and only), I'd say that's our 7th ocean.

You know where else Americans can't go anymore without begging the Russians for a lift?
2012-04-29 01:58:35 PM
1 votes:
Oldiron_79: military porposes

s3-ak.buzzfed.com



www.freakingnews.com
2012-04-29 11:55:11 AM
1 votes:
Obviously the US is not spending enough on its military.
2012-04-29 10:12:39 AM
1 votes:
Evilhippie: What the Danish Navy may look like:

[cdn.marineinsight.com image 400x300]


Viking kittens
2012-04-29 09:04:17 AM
1 votes:
UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Maybe if we could cancel a war, we could afford this. You just know the Navy's solution will be a carbon-fiber/unobtainium hybrid stealth icebreaker/drone shooter with railguns and transparent aluminum bridge, that'll do 80 knots through 10 feet of ice without leaving a trail, and the first time they deploy it, they'll find out that it can't be operated while it's snowing.

So you're familiar with DDG-1000?
2012-04-29 08:56:05 AM
1 votes:
Mayhem of the Black Underclass: I thought there were Eleven Oceans. I mean, that's what George Clooney told me.

Oceans? 13 at last count
2012-04-29 08:39:51 AM
1 votes:
I thought there were Eleven Oceans. I mean, that's what George Clooney told me.
2012-04-29 08:34:20 AM
1 votes:
steerforth: Seven oceans?

I believe this is a play on the phrase "sail the seven seas," which refers to all the world's oceans.
2012-04-29 08:33:39 AM
1 votes:
publikenemy: Never mind that seventh ocean. Where the fark is Demark?

Its the thing following deplane in those indiana jones travel scenes.
2012-04-29 08:29:47 AM
1 votes:
steerforth: Seven oceans?

Pacific
Atlantic
Indian
Southern
Arctic
Billy
?


You forgot the Caribbean queen.
 
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