I cried during Titanic. Not from the movie itself but I got so bored that I was in the shiatter drinking from the flask I smuggled in and when I sat back down I sat on my balls.

That scene in Major League where Roger Dorn shows Manager Lou his contract, and Lou tosses it on the ground and pisses on it.

Gets me every time.

Who doesn't cry during Happy Gilmore when Lieutenant Castillo makes out with Happy's Grandma, who is wearing a Gene Simmons mask? And then Apollo Creed gets his hand back in the afterlife!

I cried at the end of Stroker Ace. Burt Reynolds didn't even masturbate once during the whole movie!

I cried again when Blockbuster wouldn't give me my money back.

Harv72b: whither_apophis: I'm writing a movie about an ex-NFL player with cancer and his rescued mutt with cancer trying for the frisbee catching championships. The antagonist is a big pharma researcher, who's delaying releasing the cure for cancer, and his pure bred frisbee dog.

That will never work. The antagonist needs to be a big pharma executive, and the researcher has to be a hot chick who falls for the ex-NFL player with cancer whilst they buck the system together to release the cure. Also, his rescued mutt needs to break a leg while rushing to carry him the cure just before the championship finals, but gamely fight through the pain to make the spectacular double-backflip catch which they'd practiced but failed numerous times earlier in the film. Also, the ex-NFL player should wear jeans and t-shirts and listen to rock & roll music, while the executive dresses in all black and listens to foreboding operas.

And the pure bred dog bites the executive when the exec decides to do testing on him for losing the championship.

whither_apophis: I'm writing a movie about an ex-NFL player with cancer and his rescued mutt with cancer trying for the frisbee catching championships. The antagonist is a big pharma researcher, who's delaying releasing the cure for cancer, and his pure bred frisbee dog.

That will never work. The antagonist needs to be a big pharma executive, and the researcher has to be a hot chick who falls for the ex-NFL player with cancer whilst they buck the system together to release the cure. Also, his rescued mutt needs to break a leg while rushing to carry him the cure just before the championship finals, but gamely fight through the pain to make the spectacular double-backflip catch which they'd practiced but failed numerous times earlier in the film. Also, the ex-NFL player should wear jeans and t-shirts and listen to rock & roll music, while the executive dresses in all black and listens to foreboding operas.

I don't see the problem. The guy should just tell that girlfriend that she has shiat taste in shoes and handbags, and if her hairdresser charges her more than $25 then she's getting ripped off.

Yeah, it's rude to laugh. But I'm sure it evens out when he laughs at you trying to parallel park

I get emotional watching sports movies. I got teary eyed recently watching 'The Rookie' with Dennis Quaid..."it's your turn coach."

\and I'm not fragile -despite what you've heard.