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(LA Times)   LA coroner dies of arsenic poisoning. The same week that Breitbart's autopsy report is due out. OBAMA DEATH TOLL AT 6. (weapons grade derp in the comments)   (latimesblogs.latimes.com) divider line 160
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2012-04-29 11:11:45 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-29 11:12:19 AM

ongbok: WTF? If they were going to kill a coroner to cover up the findings of an autopsy, wouldn't they kill an actual coroner that did the autopsy and not some random coroner's official?


And make it look obvious? No, Obamantor is too crafty, especially after he sips on a 40 and has his morning marihuana cigarette.
 
2012-04-29 11:13:26 AM

Blues_X: Those people are batshiat crazy.

And sadly, they can vote.


What makes you think that? Most of them are probably either minors or felons.
 
2012-04-29 11:14:34 AM
Whoever is brave enough to monitor Free Republic please keep us informed of when this hits there, the derp should be epic.
 
2012-04-29 11:18:08 AM

Bathia_Mapes: FFS, people. The coroner's office already stated what caused Breitbart's death. Andrew Breitbart/cause of death.

Is there some reason these idiots can't wait a little longer for the autopsy report?


Is there some reason you call people you don't know "idiots"?

Terrible that there are people in a democracy asking questions like those idiots Woodworth and Bernstein.

Maybe he was going to refute what was in the "official" report so they killed him. Open your eyes people.
 
2012-04-29 11:20:05 AM

tenpoundsofcheese: Bathia_Mapes: FFS, people. The coroner's office already stated what caused Breitbart's death. Andrew Breitbart/cause of death.

Is there some reason these idiots can't wait a little longer for the autopsy report?

Is there some reason you call people you don't know "idiots"?

Terrible that there are people in a democracy asking questions like those idiots Woodworth and Bernstein.

Maybe he was going to refute what was in the "official" report so they killed him. Open your eyes people.


Yawn.
 
2012-04-29 11:20:41 AM

wraith95: Crushed diamonds used to be in vogue for hundreds of years, despite the fact that they never worked. Giant spiders, too, for some reason. Mercury is for those with patience, aquafortis for those without. Cantharides has it's followers. Much can be done with the secretions of various animals. The bodily fluids of the caterpillar of the Quantum Weather Butterfly will render a man quite, quite helpless. But we return to arsenic like an old, old friend.


[slowclap.gif]
 
2012-04-29 11:21:33 AM

ongbok: WTF? If they were going to kill a coroner to cover up the findings of an autopsy, wouldn't they kill an actual coroner that did the autopsy and not some random coroner's official? It never mentions rather or not he worked on Biebart's autopsy or arsenic for that fact. Some people are just flat out idiots.


RIght, because the only person who could refute an autopsy or find discrepancies is the guy who did the autopsy.
Right.
 
2012-04-29 11:21:53 AM

jso2897: tenpoundsofcheese: Bathia_Mapes: FFS, people. The coroner's office already stated what caused Breitbart's death. Andrew Breitbart/cause of death.

Is there some reason these idiots can't wait a little longer for the autopsy report?

Is there some reason you call people you don't know "idiots"?

Terrible that there are people in a democracy asking questions like those idiots Woodworth and Bernstein.

Maybe he was going to refute what was in the "official" report so they killed him. Open your eyes people.

Yawn.


After reading and watching that whole MI6 agent murder mystery, this one is incredibly lame by comparison.

You would think that if Obama was behind this, it would be a lot more elaborate of a plot than this.
 
2012-04-29 11:23:28 AM

Salt Lick Steady:

No, Obamantor is too crafty, especially after he sips on a 40 and has his morning marihuana cigarette.


It is terrible that you accuse 0bama of being a pot head.
He has repeatedly said that he is against the legalization of pot.
 
2012-04-29 11:23:53 AM

tenpoundsofcheese: ongbok: WTF? If they were going to kill a coroner to cover up the findings of an autopsy, wouldn't they kill an actual coroner that did the autopsy and not some random coroner's official? It never mentions rather or not he worked on Biebart's autopsy or arsenic for that fact. Some people are just flat out idiots.

RIght, because the only person who could refute an autopsy or find discrepancies is the guy who did the autopsy.
Right.


holy shiat he's right! there are going to be more deaths, and more deaths, and more deaths. who knows where this will stop! Obama started the end of the world :(
 
2012-04-29 11:26:18 AM

Mrtraveler01:
After reading and watching that whole MI6 agent murder mystery, this one is incredibly lame by comparison.

You would think that if Obama was behind this, it would be a lot more elaborate of a plot than this.


You are assuming that he is competent or hires competent people.
 
2012-04-29 11:26:42 AM

ongbok: Whoever is brave enough to monitor Free Republic please keep us informed of when this hits there, the derp should be epic.


It's just hit Free Republic. The primer comentario is actually almost sensible:

No word yet on if this was the coroner who worked on the Breitbart case, but it's something to watch. Rumors are-a-flyin but keep a cool head and wait for more info.


The blog post linked from Freeperville does mention arsenic:

According to sources, arsenic was one poison being examined as potential cause but stressed no final determination has been made.
 
2012-04-29 11:30:01 AM

tenpoundsofcheese: Mrtraveler01:
After reading and watching that whole MI6 agent murder mystery, this one is incredibly lame by comparison.

You would think that if Obama was behind this, it would be a lot more elaborate of a plot than this.

You are assuming that he is competent or hires competent people.


He's got the whole government at his feet including the CIA and Secret Service. MI6 made their myster murder plot look like a sex act got wrong and you're telling me the best elaborate plot they could come up with is a heartattack?

Are we really going to let a bunch of Poms upstage us in the shadowy murder plot department?
 
2012-04-29 11:32:03 AM
Sometimes I quite enjoy the walls of grey, knowing they are chock full of nuts.
 
2012-04-29 11:34:22 AM

Lee Jackson Beauregard: ongbok: Whoever is brave enough to monitor Free Republic please keep us informed of when this hits there, the derp should be epic.

It's just hit Free Republic. The primer comentario is actually almost sensible:

No word yet on if this was the coroner who worked on the Breitbart case, but it's something to watch. Rumors are-a-flyin but keep a cool head and wait for more info.


Doesn't matter. It's still going to end up in a chain email. I mean, Christ...look at the current comments:

Eva Harper · Top Commenter
Don't forget Vince Foster, friend to the Clintons who was killed during the 2008 campaign cycle...
Reply · 7 · Like · 11 hours ago


Either the 2008 election cycle started in 1993 or Obama reanimated the corpse of Vince Foster just to kill him again...that monster! To the extreme far-right wing radicals, it doesn't matter, though.
 
2012-04-29 11:35:15 AM

LouDobbsAwaaaay: I like the comment where the girl tries to claim the yawn-worthy Obama tape released on Hannity's show after Breitbart's death was part of a vast government cover-up to discredit him and hide the real tape.

There's no helping these people.


Once you get into coverups of coverups, there's no going back.
 
2012-04-29 11:36:52 AM

Doc Lee: Obama reanimated the corpse of Vince Foster just to kill him again...that monster!


To be fair, if he really does have that kind of power, that would make me want to vote for him even more solely because of the awesomeness of that.
 
2012-04-29 11:37:01 AM
people
...please save these comments offline somewhere..Ive been checking other blogs and there are NO comments at all..i cant believe no one has anything to say..someone doesnt want this discussed!
 
2012-04-29 11:39:49 AM

Rozotorical: people
...please save these comments offline somewhere..Ive been checking other blogs and there are NO comments at all..i cant believe no one has anything to say..someone doesnt want this discussed!


What?
 
2012-04-29 11:45:38 AM
Um...if "they" could kill Breitbart with some undetectable poison that made it look like a heart attack, why would "they" then turn around a kill a coroner with a poison that was detectable?

/reverse vampires
 
2012-04-29 11:47:07 AM

tenpoundsofcheese: Bathia_Mapes: FFS, people. The coroner's office already stated what caused Breitbart's death. Andrew Breitbart/cause of death.

Is there some reason these idiots can't wait a little longer for the autopsy report?

Is there some reason you call people you don't know "idiots"?

Terrible that there are people in a democracy asking questions like those idiots Woodworth and Bernstein.

Maybe he was going to refute what was in the "official" report so they killed him. Open your eyes people.


www.futuregamez.net
 
2012-04-29 11:49:09 AM
What I *love* about those comments is that they're all tied to their Facebook accounts, so many of em are their real names, or easily traceable to their real names.

Can you imagine their next job interview? You think Santorum has a Google problem..
 
2012-04-29 11:56:35 AM

Great_Milenko: Fortunately, many will not vote this November for two reasons; first, Rmoney does not meet their insane litmus tests, and second, they fear being on the list of people who voted against Obama who will be the first to have their guns confiscated before being shipped to a concentration camp.


More people won't vote because they just don't like Romney than because of either of the two reasons you listed.
 
2012-04-29 11:57:10 AM

CheapEngineer: What I *love* about those comments is that they're all tied to their Facebook accounts, so many of em are their real names, or easily traceable to their real names.

Can you imagine their next job interview? You think Santorum has a Google problem..


You kidding me? Around here, they'd be hired on the spot.
 
2012-04-29 11:59:47 AM

scavenger: Um...if "they" could kill Breitbart with some undetectable poison that made it look like a heart attack, why would "they" then turn around a kill a coroner with a poison that was detectable?

/reverse vampires


Because killing them both the same way would be too obvious! This way in a couple of days they can produce a "dead" "crack dealer" whose "fingerprints" are "all over" the scene et voilà: the idiot masses see only a pair of unrelated "coincidences."

These are devious bastards we're dealing with here, you've got to remember that.
 
2012-04-29 11:59:48 AM
The GOP Tea Party ladies and gentlemen.

I'd say give them a hand, but they'd probably think it was a sign that the UN is going to take all their guns and force their kids into homobortion school.
 
2012-04-29 12:05:24 PM

CheapEngineer: What I *love* about those comments is that they're all tied to their Facebook accounts, so many of em are their real names, or easily traceable to their real names.

Can you imagine their next job interview? You think Santorum has a Google problem..


And now you know why Al Gore invented facebook, citizen. Why go to the trouble of spying on the populace covertly when you can get them to sign up voluntarily just by telling them it's the trendy thing to do? The Soviets were pikers and J. Edgar Hoover was a rank dilettante.
 
2012-04-29 12:07:16 PM

Great_Milenko: ...they fear being on the list of people who voted against Obama who will be the first to have their guns confiscated before being shipped to a concentration camp.


Hmm. You may be on to something.

FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: PEOPLE WHO VOTE AGAINST FARTBONGO WILL HAVE THEIR GUNS CONFISCATED AND BE SHIPPED TO A CONCENTRATION CAMP!11!!!
 
2012-04-29 12:13:25 PM
The incompetent empty suit who engages is sly and sinister conspiracies strikes again!!!
 
2012-04-29 12:13:55 PM

WTF Indeed: [j.wigflip.com image 440x600]


Pfft. Obama is SOOOO evil, he resurrected some of the people the Clintons murdered so he could kill them again!
 
2012-04-29 12:14:26 PM
LA coroner dies of arsenic poisoning.

www.dvdtimes.co.uk

Don't lick your fingers when you're reading library books, dumbass
 
2012-04-29 12:15:48 PM

Doc Lee: Doesn't matter. It's still going to end up in a chain email. I mean, Christ...look at the current comments:

Eva Harper · Top Commenter
Don't forget Vince Foster, friend to the Clintons who was killed during the 2008 campaign cycle...
Reply · 7 · Like · 11 hours ago

Either the 2008 election cycle started in 1993 or Obama reanimated the corpse of Vince Foster just to kill him again...that monster! To the extreme far-right wing radicals, it doesn't matter, though.


I'd respond to that:
"Holy crap. If Fartbongos the Magic Negro can raise people who died over a decade ago to kill them again, were farked. I'm moving to out of country or to a bunker in the woods and I advise everyone to do the same. We can NOT defeat 0bummer if he's that powerful. Unless we get a Neo or something. Someone should look into that."
 
2012-04-29 12:16:04 PM

Blues_X: Those people are batshiat crazy.

And sadly, they can vote.


Worse. They breed.
 
2012-04-29 12:21:07 PM

Gergesa: The incompetent empty suit who engages is sly and sinister conspiracies strikes again!!!


Ow my brain
 
2012-04-29 12:23:22 PM

Doc Lee: Lee Jackson Beauregard: ongbok: Whoever is brave enough to monitor Free Republic please keep us informed of when this hits there, the derp should be epic.

It's just hit Free Republic. The primer comentario is actually almost sensible:

No word yet on if this was the coroner who worked on the Breitbart case, but it's something to watch. Rumors are-a-flyin but keep a cool head and wait for more info.


Doesn't matter. It's still going to end up in a chain email. I mean, Christ...look at the current comments:

Eva Harper · Top Commenter
Don't forget Vince Foster, friend to the Clintons who was killed during the 2008 campaign cycle...
Reply · 7 · Like · 11 hours ago

Either the 2008 election cycle started in 1993 or Obama reanimated the corpse of Vince Foster just to kill him again...that monster! To the extreme far-right wing radicals, it doesn't matter, though.


In related news his now annual birther-troll at the Correspondents' dinner was bit hard by WND/Freepers.

/The Lulz - Do it for them
 
2012-04-29 12:26:00 PM

thamike: Rozotorical: people
...please save these comments offline somewhere..Ive been checking other blogs and there are NO comments at all..i cant believe no one has anything to say..someone doesnt want this discussed!

What?


He's quoting one of the commenters on TFA.

/World. Class. Crazy.
 
2012-04-29 12:27:27 PM
Either I clicked on the wrong link or the LA Tines has changed the article. I don't see anything re: Breitbart or stupid comments.
 
2012-04-29 12:32:36 PM

offmymeds: Either I clicked on the wrong link or the LA Tines has changed the article. I don't see anything re: Breitbart or stupid comments.


Get back on your meds, the comments are almost entirely WMD-Stupid.
 
2012-04-29 12:33:25 PM
i1245.photobucket.com
took time to throw in his two cents...
 
2012-04-29 12:33:50 PM

offmymeds: Either I clicked on the wrong link or the LA Tines has changed the article. I don't see anything re: Breitbart or stupid comments.


Are you at work? I am and I think my filter blocked it.
 
2012-04-29 12:35:44 PM

actualhuman: In related news his now annual birther-troll at the Correspondents' dinner was bit hard by WND/Freepers.


Might just be Poe's Law in action, but I think I've spotted a troll in that thread:

The joke is on the American people. While the smiling and winking Marxist makes jokes about his radical agenda and being born in Kenya, the elites and idiot celebrities in attendance laugh and congratulate themselves for being part of the "in" crowd. Meanwhile, Barry has destroyed the economy, given the Middle East to the Muslim Brotherhood, and generally been a disgraceful president while still managing to play 100+ rounds of golf.

I despise these elitist pricks. All of them, Republicans and Democrats alike.
The country is falling apart while they stuff their fat faces with expensive food and booze. I hope President Romney follows Rush Limbaugh's example and boycotts this self-congratulatory and self-indulgent tradition that is an example everything about our political system that is corrupt and disgusting.
 
2012-04-29 12:38:59 PM

actualhuman: In related news his now annual birther-troll at the Correspondents' dinner was bit hard by WND/Freepers.


Wow... are those people for real?
 
2012-04-29 12:40:07 PM

Curse of the Goth Kids: actualhuman: In related news his now annual birther-troll at the Correspondents' dinner was bit hard by WND/Freepers.

Might just be Poe's Law in action, but I think I've spotted a troll in that thread:

The joke is on the American people. While the smiling and winking Marxist makes jokes about his radical agenda and being born in Kenya, the elites and idiot celebrities in attendance laugh and congratulate themselves for being part of the "in" crowd. Meanwhile, Barry has destroyed the economy, given the Middle East to the Muslim Brotherhood, and generally been a disgraceful president while still managing to play 100+ rounds of golf.

I despise these elitist pricks. All of them, Republicans and Democrats alike. The country is falling apart while they stuff their fat faces with expensive food and booze. I hope President Romney follows Rush Limbaugh's example and boycotts this self-congratulatory and self-indulgent tradition that is an example everything about our political system that is corrupt and disgusting.


Poe's Law - there's still a strong 'Anyone But Barak' contingent on Freep despite the official 'party line' over there.
 
2012-04-29 12:45:44 PM
It's Colombia goddamnit. With an O. Why do even newspapers fark that up?!?!?!
 
2012-04-29 12:46:51 PM
This whole scenario is too complex. There had to be a master planner of sorts. A creator, if you will.
 
2012-04-29 12:47:27 PM
So...setting aside the fact that this guy wasn't a coroner, even if he was, do these people think he was the Final Coroner in the World or something? Won't another one come by and just report on the same thing??

And I can't tell if this is me being optimistic or pessimistic, but I honestly believe that a good percentage of those insane comments are trolling.
 
2012-04-29 12:48:56 PM

Zerochance: It's Colombia goddamnit. With an O. Why do even newspapers fark that up?!?!?!


Whoops - mods, please delete!! Wrong thread.
 
2012-04-29 12:49:33 PM
Who the hell uses arsenic in this day and age? If you deliver a quick dose it's obvious, and if you deliver a slow dose it shows up in the finger nails as stripes and makes a strong giveaway.

Make it a quick jab of suxamethonium chloride and the coroner would have to go over the body with a close magnifying glass in a case that presents as an obvious heart attack.
 
2012-04-29 12:51:53 PM

dinch: actualhuman: In related news his now annual birther-troll at the Correspondents' dinner was bit hard by WND/Freepers.

Wow... are those people for real?


I'm afraid most of them are; they tend to banninate any non-believers they catch over there.
 
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