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(LA Times)   LA coroner dies of arsenic poisoning. The same week that Breitbart's autopsy report is due out. OBAMA DEATH TOLL AT 6. (weapons grade derp in the comments)   (latimesblogs.latimes.com) divider line 160
    More: Obvious, Andrew Breitbart, arsenic poisoning, Los Angeles, Los Angeles Police Department, medical examiners, Los Angeles County  
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2012-04-29 01:52:24 AM  
Those people are batshiat crazy.

And sadly, they can vote.
 
2012-04-29 01:58:32 AM  
FFS, people. The coroner's office already stated what caused Breitbart's death. Andrew Breitbart/cause of death.

Is there some reason these idiots can't wait a little longer for the autopsy report?
 
2012-04-29 02:07:47 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: FFS, people.

Obama Death Toll (so far)..... 3 gay choir members at Trinity Church in Chicago, where Obama attended Rev Wright's sermons for twenty years. Plus one Kam Kuwata (Democrat Strategist and Dianne Feinstein best friend) who went missing and was found 2 weeks later, dead inside his Venice Beach home. Plus Andrew Breitbart who died "of natural causes" in LA. And NOW, the LA Coroner who (possibly) helped investigate Breitbart's death gets poisoned to death with arsenic, the same week the Breitbart autopsy report is due for release!

\

DAMMIT BATHIA OPEN YOUR EYES!!!
 
2012-04-29 02:08:56 AM  
ahem....
 
2012-04-29 02:11:36 AM  

robmilmel: Bathia_Mapes: FFS, people.

Obama Death Toll (so far)..... 3 gay choir members at Trinity Church in Chicago, where Obama attended Rev Wright's sermons for twenty years. Plus one Kam Kuwata (Democrat Strategist and Dianne Feinstein best friend) who went missing and was found 2 weeks later, dead inside his Venice Beach home. Plus Andrew Breitbart who died "of natural causes" in LA. And NOW, the LA Coroner who (possibly) helped investigate Breitbart's death gets poisoned to death with arsenic, the same week the Breitbart autopsy report is due for release! \

DAMMIT BATHIA OPEN YOUR EYES!!!


WHAT?
 
2012-04-29 02:12:45 AM  
dammit, image didn't load.

Try again...

ctva.biz
 
2012-04-29 02:15:38 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: WHAT?


Sorry, didn't know you were paralyzed!
 
2012-04-29 03:11:46 AM  
That's beyond weapons grade. Wow.
 
2012-04-29 05:13:30 AM  
I see crazy people.
 
2012-04-29 06:06:53 AM  

Bucky Katt: That's beyond weapons grade. Wow.


Why kill him? I thought Breitbart already released his magnum opus that would finally drive Bergen-Belsen Hostel II Fartbongo to resign. You know, the one that was greeted with a collective "meh."
 
2012-04-29 08:33:38 AM  
I got down to "Breitbart = JFK" and decided to stop there.
 
2012-04-29 08:36:54 AM  

dletter: I got down to "Breitbart = JFK" and decided to stop there.


Well, they were both carbon-based life forms!
 
2012-04-29 08:47:24 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: FFS, people. The coroner's office already stated what caused Breitbart's death. Andrew Breitbart/cause of death.

Is there some reason these idiots can't wait a little longer for the autopsy report?


Maybe Fartbongo poisoned them with ricin and it only looks like heart failure.

i.imgur.com

Damn you, Fartbongo...
 
2012-04-29 09:01:29 AM  
I suspect this was all orchestrated by the Teabaggers to hide the details of Mr. Breitbart's notibly remarkable anus.
 
2012-04-29 09:04:26 AM  
notably, even.
 
2012-04-29 09:20:51 AM  
Hey, the GOP went the same route when they knocked off Vince Foster(he was about to reveal the existence of the seventh ocean) so they tried to pin it on Clinton.

/I can make shiat up as good as anybody
 
2012-04-29 09:25:47 AM  
The last sentence in the article says that Cormier "also worked as a coroner's photographer..." (weapons grade derp in headline?)
 
2012-04-29 10:14:41 AM  

Blues_X: Those people are batshiat crazy.

And sadly, they can vote.


for Obama no less
 
2012-04-29 10:18:19 AM  
NOW WILL YOU LISTEN TO ME? I have been saying for the past THREE YEARS that N0bama is a no-good Muslin who's god is the Central Bankers who are trying to TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND KILL YOU WITH FLUORIDE AND VACCINES. God why ARE YOU IDIOTS SO farkING BLIND AND STUPID? WAKE UP
 
2012-04-29 10:24:12 AM  
Cormier, 61, died last week after being taken to Providence St. Joseph Medical Center in Burbank from his North Hollywood home. Earlier he had complained of pain and vomiting.

That's the wrong way to do it. The right way is to stuff him into a gymbag in his bathtub and claim it was some weird sex act got wrong.
 
2012-04-29 10:25:26 AM  

Mrtraveler01: Cormier, 61, died last week after being taken to Providence St. Joseph Medical Center in Burbank from his North Hollywood home. Earlier he had complained of pain and vomiting.

That's the wrong way to do it. The right way is to stuff him into a gymbag in his bathtub and claim it was some weird sex act got gone wrong.


FTFM
 
2012-04-29 10:29:09 AM  
I find it odd that the Breitbart video was supposed to be so powerful yet what we were shown was a pathetic student podium speech.

ok it wasn't pathetic, it actually made Obama look good. which is even more odd.

/but we all bit on it anyway
 
2012-04-29 10:30:18 AM  
Ah, the Republican base.
 
2012-04-29 10:30:31 AM  
j.wigflip.com
 
2012-04-29 10:30:48 AM  

Rich Cream: I find it odd that the Breitbart video was supposed to be so powerful yet what we were shown was a pathetic student podium speech.

ok it wasn't pathetic, it actually made Obama look good. which is even more odd.

/but we all bit on it anyway


All the hype leading up to it made the fail that much more spectacular IMHO.
 
2012-04-29 10:33:31 AM  

robmilmel: Bathia_Mapes: FFS, people.

Obama Death Toll (so far)..... 3 gay choir members at Trinity Church in Chicago, where Obama attended Rev Wright's sermons for twenty years. Plus one Kam Kuwata (Democrat Strategist and Dianne Feinstein best friend) who went missing and was found 2 weeks later, dead inside his Venice Beach home. Plus Andrew Breitbart who died "of natural causes" in LA. And NOW, the LA Coroner who (possibly) helped investigate Breitbart's death gets poisoned to death with arsenic, the same week the Breitbart autopsy report is due for release! \

DAMMIT BATHIA OPEN YOUR EYES!!!


Damn, Obama is an amateur compared to MI6.

/ducks
 
2012-04-29 10:33:45 AM  
I like the comment where the girl tries to claim the yawn-worthy Obama tape released on Hannity's show after Breitbart's death was part of a vast government cover-up to discredit him and hide the real tape.

There's no helping these people.
 
2012-04-29 10:35:02 AM  

Mrtraveler01: Cormier, 61, died last week after being taken to Providence St. Joseph Medical Center in Burbank from his North Hollywood home. Earlier he had complained of pain and vomiting.

That's the wrong way to do it. The right way is to stuff him into a gymbag in his bathtub and claim it was some weird sex act got wrong.


www.nativebuzz.com
 
2012-04-29 10:35:42 AM  
Obama EATS DOGS
No loose ends after Breitbart killing? Remember a guy named JFK? He was supposedly shot by Lee Harvey Oswald. A few days later, BANG they shoot Oswald on live TV inside the police garage. Case closed. No loose ends.


This guy better wacth out, he knows too much. He's gonna be next on the list if he keeps it up
 
2012-04-29 10:36:24 AM  

Mrtraveler01: Rich Cream: I find it odd that the Breitbart video was supposed to be so powerful yet what we were shown was a pathetic student podium speech.

ok it wasn't pathetic, it actually made Obama look good. which is even more odd.

/but we all bit on it anyway

All the hype leading up to it made the fail that much more spectacular IMHO.



But it seems too easy to believe that a guy, who started and ran an investigative news website, wherein he had contacts and some apparent level of intelligence and ability but yet I'm supposed to believe that he was so ignorant or deluded that he thought that clip was going to destroy Obama?

No, I can't just accept that. I could see if he had a stroke or something....well, the heart attack may have been preceded by a mini stroke perhaps......meh.
 
2012-04-29 10:37:35 AM  
There's a poster in the comments with an "I support Newt" icon who claims the Clintons murdered Vince Foster during the 2008 campaign cycle. There are no words to describe the stupidity of these people.

Fortunately, many will not vote this November for two reasons; first, Rmoney does not meet their insane litmus tests, and second, they fear being on the list of people who voted against Obama who will be the first to have their guns confiscated before being shipped to a concentration camp.
 
2012-04-29 10:38:48 AM  
Crushed diamonds used to be in vogue for hundreds of years, despite the fact that they never worked. Giant spiders, too, for some reason. Mercury is for those with patience, aquafortis for those without. Cantharides has it's followers. Much can be done with the secretions of various animals. The bodily fluids of the caterpillar of the Quantum Weather Butterfly will render a man quite, quite helpless. But we return to arsenic like an old, old friend.
 
2012-04-29 10:38:53 AM  
As long as that fat fark lying sack of shiat Breitbart is still dead then that's all that matters.
 
2012-04-29 10:46:17 AM  

skinink: As long as that fat fark lying sack of shiat Breitbart is still dead then that's all that matters.


[hat]

Or is he?

[/hat]
 
2012-04-29 10:47:37 AM  
Obama EATS DOGS

So much facepalm.
 
2012-04-29 10:48:30 AM  
3ch.ru
 
2012-04-29 10:48:58 AM  
Didn't fartbongo's ACORN/black panther/muslin brotherhood thugs kill someone who was going to reveal the fraud that let him beat Hillary to the nomination or something, too?
 
2012-04-29 10:49:59 AM  
If the coroner died, how do they know it was poisoning?
 
2012-04-29 10:52:07 AM  

Fuggin Bizzy: Obama EATS DOGS

So much facepalm.


I know. I mean Liberals brought up the Romney tying his dog to the roof of the car as a little joke for just a few days. Whereas Republicans seem to be trying to make this "eating dog when he was 6" thing into an actual issue with Obama.

Yes we get it, he spent part of his childhood in Indonesia and that's bad somehow!
 
2012-04-29 10:54:33 AM  
It's a big scam. Brietbart and Obama were in the same Knights of Columbus chapter in Prospect Park NJ, back in the early 90s. I was there. I saw it.
 
2012-04-29 10:54:57 AM  
Ummm...headline and comments say arsenic, but I saw nothing about that in the article...

Must be part of the conspiracy.
 
2012-04-29 11:01:13 AM  
You know, after 9/11, the only legislators to be sent anthrax were the Senate Majority Leader and the head of the Senate Judiciary Committee, both Democrats and the two people in the best positions to stop the Iraq war from happening.

The D.C. Madam predicted she would be "suicided," and she was.

Sen. Ted "Series of Tubes" Stevens was demanding hearings into the BP oil spill until his plane crashed, killing him.

And then there's, well, wellstoneplanecrashradar.jpg.
 
2012-04-29 11:02:08 AM  

SubBass49: Ummm...headline and comments say arsenic, but I saw nothing about that in the article...

Must be part of the conspiracy.


i151.photobucket.com

I'm going to guess that it was actually a luminous toxin.
 
2012-04-29 11:02:18 AM  
Usually, on news sites you get a mix of Derp and normal folks. That's just a straight-up, diamond-dense collection of insanity.
 
2012-04-29 11:03:17 AM  
These people make Envirodude and 9beers look sane.

/Skinnyhead, not so much
 
2012-04-29 11:04:43 AM  

LasersHurt: Usually, on news sites you get a mix of Derp and normal folks. That's just a straight-up, diamond-dense collection of insanity.


That's because the article is getting shared among one derptastic group through facebook.
 
2012-04-29 11:05:57 AM  
WTF? If they were going to kill a coroner to cover up the findings of an autopsy, wouldn't they kill an actual coroner that did the autopsy and not some random coroner's official? It never mentions rather or not he worked on Biebart's autopsy or arsenic for that fact. Some people are just flat out idiots.
 
2012-04-29 11:08:29 AM  

Rich Cream: Mrtraveler01: Rich Cream: I find it odd that the Breitbart video was supposed to be so powerful yet what we were shown was a pathetic student podium speech.

ok it wasn't pathetic, it actually made Obama look good. which is even more odd.

/but we all bit on it anyway

All the hype leading up to it made the fail that much more spectacular IMHO.


But it seems too easy to believe that a guy, who started and ran an investigative news website, wherein he had contacts and some apparent level of intelligence and ability but yet I'm supposed to believe that he was so ignorant or deluded that he thought that clip was going to destroy Obama?

No, I can't just accept that. I could see if he had a stroke or something....well, the heart attack may have been preceded by a mini stroke perhaps......meh.


Breitbart wasn't a brilliant investigative reporter. He was an dishonest pub hound with a huge political ax to grind. He wasn't ignorant or deluded, he was manipulative and dishonest.
 
2012-04-29 11:11:22 AM  
FTFA: Officials said he might have died of poisoning, but they have not provided further information.

Either they've revised TFA or somebody jumped the gun. The word "arsenic" appears nowhere in TFA -- only in the comments. It looks like "Mark Flaming" suggested it with his "Arsenic anyone?" insinuation.

Arsenic was a fine way to kill someone and not get caught in the time of the Borgias, but it's easily detectable now.
 
2012-04-29 11:11:28 AM  

She comes in colors everywhere: LasersHurt: Usually, on news sites you get a mix of Derp and normal folks. That's just a straight-up, diamond-dense collection of insanity.

That's because the article is getting shared among one derptastic group through facebook.


Ah, makes sense.
 
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