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(Daily Mail)   The real breakout star of the 2012 NFL draft? The blazing hot wife of Miami Dolphins' new quarterback Ryan Tannehill, of course   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 105
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2012-04-29 12:33:57 AM  
Model, nurse, cheerleader, churchgoer

three of these attributes are awesome.
 
2012-04-29 12:54:03 AM  
He married the crazy and he's going to be the quarterback of the Dolphins. He's doomed.
 
2012-04-29 12:59:14 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

The newlyweds are also apparent gun enthusiasts, as Lauren eagerly shared this photo of them last week with the caption 'shooting together!

Those two collectively have the worst shooting stance I've ever seen from so-called 'gun enthusiasts.'
 
2012-04-29 01:02:14 AM  

Fark It: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x684]

The newlyweds are also apparent gun enthusiasts, as Lauren eagerly shared this photo of them last week with the caption 'shooting together!

Those two collectively have the worst shooting stance I've ever seen from so-called 'gun enthusiasts.'


Look at what they're holding - it's not like you need an actual stance to shoot .22s.
 
2012-04-29 01:04:34 AM  
Model:useless
Nurse:cool
Cheerleader:useless
Churchgoer:Useless.

Nice, she's 75% useless.
 
2012-04-29 01:07:07 AM  
This is not a sports story
 
2012-04-29 01:19:42 AM  

kmmontandon: Fark It: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x684]

The newlyweds are also apparent gun enthusiasts, as Lauren eagerly shared this photo of them last week with the caption 'shooting together!

Those two collectively have the worst shooting stance I've ever seen from so-called 'gun enthusiasts.'

Look at what they're holding - it's not like you need an actual stance to shoot .22s.


If you don't care about hitting your target maybe...

If you develop a bad stance with a comparatively light shooter, like a .22, you'll be sorry when you go up to a shotgun or any kind of center fire rifle. I see people like this all the time at the range. They lean back like the gun they're holding is an angry cat and they can't hit paper at 30 feet. "Hurr, I must need to work on my sights." No, dummy, your shiat stance means you can't hold a steady sight picture or manage recoil.

Oh, and she ain't all that spectacular either. She's a skinny blonde with a bad dye-job who says shiat like this:

'To the girls reading this, I want to say that if you keep God at the centre of your relationships with boyfriends and you put Him first in all things you will handle the big issues beautifully,' said Lauren in an interview last year.

In other words, she'll probably have her own TV show this time next year.
 
2012-04-29 01:30:22 AM  

Fark It: Those two collectively have the worst shooting stance I've ever seen from so-called 'gun enthusiasts.'


She's obviously never held a gun in her hands before.

Looks like her first time with a rifle, too.
 
2012-04-29 01:43:16 AM  
Stunning? Blazing hot? Eh, whatever. She's just a chick with blonde hair.
 
2012-04-29 02:21:51 AM  

7of7: Model:useless
Nurse:cool
Cheerleader:useless
Churchgoer:Useless.

Nice, she's 75% useless.


let me fix that for you

Model: Useless
Nurse: Awesome
Cheerleader: Useless
Churchgoer: horrible

she's pretty to look at.. but i wouldn't fark it if she knew where i lived.
 
2012-04-29 02:31:21 AM  
I've had worse.
 
2012-04-29 02:43:36 AM  
Not that I wouldn't hit it, but she desperately needs a sandwich...or twelve.

www.waitingfornextyear.com
 
2012-04-29 02:51:11 AM  

CavalierEternal: Not that I wouldn't hit it, but she desperately needs a sandwich...or twelve.


A steady high-protein diet would do her wonders.
 
2012-04-29 02:54:58 AM  
She's got some big 'ol teef. I bet they shop at Sam's or Costco for toothpaste.
 
2012-04-29 06:53:16 AM  
Her friend Stephanie (pic halfway down) probably holds some sort of record for being asked the question "hey, who's your hot friend?".
 
2012-04-29 06:54:52 AM  
Fivehead
 
2012-04-29 06:56:42 AM  
t3.gstatic.com

Helllo? Aren't you guys overlooking Mrs. Brandon Weeden?
 
2012-04-29 07:22:17 AM  
Guys, always keep in mind: no matter how hot she is, some guy, somewhere, is tired of her shiat.

/that means get a GOOD woman and hold onto her
 
2012-04-29 07:38:12 AM  
Boy, she looks NOTHING like what I would expect a pro (or soon to be pro) athlete's wife to look like.
 
2012-04-29 07:50:58 AM  
In South Florida, girls that look like her are a dime a dozen.
 
2012-04-29 08:14:17 AM  
She sounds very obedient and docile.
 
2012-04-29 08:25:29 AM  

CavalierEternal: Not that I wouldn't hit it, but she desperately needs a sandwich...or twelve.

[www.waitingfornextyear.com image 428x640]


Her feet really stand out in that picture.
 
2012-04-29 08:29:57 AM  
Everything about her just screams typical Aggie. Pleh.
 
2012-04-29 08:33:11 AM  
Tannehill has bust written all over him, but he's going to be rich and has a nice looking wife so there's that.
 
2012-04-29 08:44:23 AM  
I guess she's hot if you like orange tanner and fiveheads.
 
2012-04-29 08:59:13 AM  
I try not to judge people by pictures alone, but hers make it clear she is the kind of girl who knows she's hot and expects the world to fall down at her feet because it . they always turn out to be huge pains in the ass and not worth the effort. If I were the Dolphin's GM I'd cut him on the basis of the fact that he was dumb enough to marry her.
 
2012-04-29 09:25:15 AM  
" Oh, and she ain't all that spectacular either. She's a skinny blonde with a bad dye-job who says shiat like this:

'To the girls reading this, I want to say that if you keep God at the centre of your relationships with boyfriends and you put Him first in all things you will handle the big issues beautifully,' said Lauren in an interview last year."

Do women even show up at Fark parties? A lot of you guys don't seem to have a clue about women and make huge assumptions about the ones you don't know. If she and her qb husband are happy together, who cares about her Christianity?

I wonder if the Prague Fark party just stayed at the strip clubs in Wenceslas Square to see the Farker's version of a woman.
 
2012-04-29 09:26:01 AM  
sharp knees
 
2012-04-29 09:52:23 AM  
I sort of admire Tannehill for looking like a doofus in these pictures. His wife has a practiced pose in just about every one of those photos, and he just stands there looking happy to be there. If he turns out to be any good, I imagine GQ will get to him like they did to Tom Brady.
 
2012-04-29 09:54:34 AM  
lol you dorks will biatch about anything.
 
2012-04-29 09:55:35 AM  

skinink: Do women even show up at Fark parties? A lot of you guys don't seem to have a clue about women and make huge assumptions about the ones you don't know. If she and her qb husband are happy together, who cares about her Christianity?

I wonder if the Prague Fark party just stayed at the strip clubs in Wenceslas Square to see the Farker's version of a woman.


what is this I don't even
 
2012-04-29 10:08:54 AM  

CavalierEternal: Not that I wouldn't hit it, but she desperately needs a sandwich...or twelve.


You have a fat fetish, apparently.
 
2012-04-29 10:14:50 AM  

kmmontandon: Fark It: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x684]

The newlyweds are also apparent gun enthusiasts, as Lauren eagerly shared this photo of them last week with the caption 'shooting together!

Those two collectively have the worst shooting stance I've ever seen from so-called 'gun enthusiasts.'

Look at what they're holding - it's not like you need an actual stance to shoot .22s.


is the one she's holding a Ruger 10/22 (can't tell on my phone) because those things are cheap and fun to shoot. Load up a few 30 round mags and go to town.
 
2012-04-29 10:16:56 AM  

DubyaHater: CavalierEternal: Not that I wouldn't hit it, but she desperately needs a sandwich...or twelve.

[www.waitingfornextyear.com image 428x640]

Her feet really stand out in that picture.


Photograph taken by quentin tarantino
 
2012-04-29 10:17:21 AM  
Go ahead and make fun of him all you want but just remember one thing:

He'shiatting that and giving her a Dirty Sanchez every night... and you're not.
 
2012-04-29 10:18:17 AM  

Scottybobotty: Go ahead and make fun of him all you want but just remember one thing:

He'shiatting that and giving her a Dirty Sanchez every night... and you're not.


That was mean to be "he'shiatting that"
 
2012-04-29 10:22:53 AM  
I bet if the article said she was an atheist all you farkers would be sitting in a big pile of your own ejaculate.
 
2012-04-29 10:30:04 AM  

skrame: I bet if the article said she was an atheist all you farkers would be sitting in a big pile of your own ejaculate.


Not me, I'm holding out for desperately whiny with a persecution complex.
Believe it or not, there are religious people who lack that.
 
2012-04-29 10:34:10 AM  

CavalierEternal: Not that I wouldn't hit it, but she desperately needs a sandwich...or twelve.

[www.waitingfornextyear.com image 428x640]


She has a biatch-face. That is all.
 
2012-04-29 10:39:09 AM  
Newsflash: Moderately attractive girl settles for being a trophy wife.

I wonder if her career guidance counselor gave her that tip. "Hon, you're not totally dumb, and a lifetime of living paycheck to paycheck is not a failure, but God gave you nice tits and your daddy's dental plan did the rest. Now, I hear that the QB's girlfriend had an opinion so he left her. Play your cards right, Hon, and you need never have to wipe the shiat and blood off a car wreck victim. Good luck, sweetie! And remember, those looks won't last, so here's the number of a plastic surgeon. He's ever so good, he did my stretch marks after my seventh one flew out and hit the far wall."
 
2012-04-29 10:43:25 AM  
I'd like her more if she put on another 10-15lbs . Given that, I wouldn't be able to talk to that biatch for the rest of my life. She seems like a less c*nty Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Maybe Tannehill has a career at ESPN waiting for him?

/i prefer brunettes
 
2012-04-29 10:44:03 AM  

serialkittenkiller: In South Florida, girls that look like her are a dime a dozen.


Exactly.

I see girls who look like that when I stop at 711.
 
2012-04-29 10:45:36 AM  

Kazan: 7of7: Model:useless
Nurse:cool
Cheerleader:useless
Churchgoer:Useless.

Nice, she's 75% useless.

let me fix that for you

Model: Useless
Nurse: Awesome
Cheerleader: Useless
Churchgoer: horrible

she's pretty to look at.. but i wouldn't fark it if she knew where i lived.


Real boobs has to be a plus.
 
2012-04-29 10:51:23 AM  

Broktun:

Real boobs has to be a plus.


My wife has real boobs. They fill her real armpits when she lays down. Real ones are nice on a woman until she hits her late twenties/early thirties and then you can't help but feel a little vertical fiction would be nice.
 
2012-04-29 10:58:18 AM  

czetie: Her friend Stephanie (pic halfway down) probably holds some sort of record for being asked the question "hey, who's your hot friend?".


The thing I took away from that pic was that, like millions of women out there, Mrs. T. suffers from Horrible Sunglasses Selection Syndrome.

\and never mind her feet, her hands look just as creepy in the pic of her standing on the Aggie helmet
 
2012-04-29 11:11:37 AM  

bel4sucks: lol you dorks will biatch about anything.


Welcome to teh Internetz
 
2012-04-29 11:17:01 AM  

skrame: I bet if the article said she was an atheist all you farkers would be sitting in a big pile of your own ejaculate.


Who said I'm not?
 
2012-04-29 11:33:06 AM  

FriarReb98: czetie: Her friend Stephanie (pic halfway down) probably holds some sort of record for being asked the question "hey, who's your hot friend?".

The thing I took away from that pic was that, like millions of women out there, Mrs. T. suffers from Horrible Sunglasses Selection Syndrome.

\and never mind her feet, her hands look just as creepy in the pic of her standing on the Aggie helmet


Dear God...she has COULTER HANDS!!! o_0
 
2012-04-29 11:34:21 AM  

Harv72b: skrame: I bet if the article said she was an atheist all you farkers would be sitting in a big pile of your own ejaculate.

Who said I'm not?


I bet most of that's from 3 days of watching Ozzie work the draft
 
2012-04-29 11:34:47 AM  
She's good looking within a certain aesthetic. I just don't go for that aesthetic generally.
 
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