minoridiot: And there's nothing more frightening than a cranky latina.

QFT.

/oft-cranky Latina

Sitting_Duk: FunkOut: Anyone keep track of when they have sex?

Of course, I'm married, so it's easy. My birthday and Valentines!

Fark I don't even get that anymore.

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Lot of sexless farkers in here. You poor, poor bastards/bastardettes. Apparently I married the one person in the world whose sex drive DIDN'T dry up after the wedding night.

Now, now. Sometimes it dries up at the same time as the ink on the mortgage papers.

Kids...

Internet.

/posting via teletype.

Sex for a week is easy. I've been married twenty years; I'm lucky if I can get it once a month.

Booze is also easy, since I don't drink a lot (even to make up for the lack of sex).

Take away my Iinternet, however, and you'll get a fight.

I'm married with children, need I say more?

6 years married. Here's yer sign.

Booze, been dry for years now so no big deal there. Sex, no problem there either since it's been over a week already. Internet, I would have to take a week off from work, hide my iPads and laptop, and not watch Netflix. Doing all that would not be impossible but really difficult.

Booze, most definitely.

/I can still have other substances, right?

Sex, I guess. It's not like I'm getting any right now anyway, sadly. If you know of any single Farkers who like big beautiful chicks who are very tall, drop me a line ^.^

Booze would be the second to go.

But you can try and pry the Internets out of my cold dead hands.

IBreakdance2NIN: minoridiot: And there's nothing more frightening than a cranky latina.

QFT.

/oft-cranky Latina

True dat *internet high five*

My family vacation is two weeks electronic device free. No TV, computer, gaming device, ect. Exceptions are e-readers, radio, and unfortunately cell phones. (Before cell phones, we were unreachable for two weeks and it was farking great. I miss that, but I have lost that battle.) So no internet for a week is fine for me.

High risk pregnancies meant no sex of any kind for nine months plus six weeks, so done that.

I'n not a big drinker, so the booze is nothing. I enjoy a nice glass of wine, but I haven't had any in more that a week.

Now had Subby said caffiene...

A week? Any of those.

Lets make it a year. I could give up any except the Internet. The most I have been without Internet in the last 20 years was 2 months after a hurricane destroyed everything. I can't do my job without the Internet.

I'll go ask my wife what I should do without. BRB

Does masturbation count as sex? If not, I've been without one for a long time.

I lived in my VW camper van for 6 months and only had sporadic internet access, like when I went to the public library in whatever town I was in. i used it primarily to hunt for jobs and for email with friends.

Last year I gave up booze for about two months to see if I could do it. No problem.

shiat, I went 25 years without getting laid, I could do a week in my sleep.

My 4-day schedule:

Wow...shiatload of ppl on fark arent farking. Imagine that...

That's easy. After 27 years, SEX.

Internet? What no FARK? fark that.
Booze? How do you think I managed 27 years?
Sex? I'll see you in 7, babe; Oh, and we're almost out of boubon. Be a good lass, will you?

I guess I have to say booze, if I gave up sex I wouldn't need the internet and if I gave up the internet I wouldn't have any sex

Well, considering I haven't had sex in 3 months...

FunkOut: Anyone keep track of when they have sex?

I did during the "honeymoon" phase, when I could record several times a day. Now I'm married, stopped keeping track of something that depressing. Like I need a reminder that I get laid several times a year now instead of several hundred. Don't get married. In fact, as soon as the desperate, any time we're able sex stops, it's time to move on.

Fark this game, I'm gonna go for all the booze and sex I can get

Well, with so many 1 votes in the polls, its safe to assume that some Farkers are having plenty of (self) sex in the form of masturbatory self congratulations on their brilliant posts.....wankers.

kendelrio: Meh. I work offshore 28-90 days at a time. I give up bOoze and sex everytIme. Can't live without the Internet though.

/offshore sex is like high school sex.
//the sex you're wanting, you ain't getting; the sex you're getting, you ain't wanting!

That's prison sex. Dear god I was farking like a rabbit in high school. And the sex was wonderful, the girls were perky... wtf happened at your high school?

I regularly give up any of the the threee, right now I'm at 21 day w/o sex. That is consecutive 21 days too!

Booze is easy, can do that for months. Can go without sex if it is for a good reason, traveling without partner. But if I'm with a partner I would rather give up Internet if on vacation.

I should noter that when I give up the internet and booze I Usually do that because I want to.

Another for booze, but then again, I barely touch the stuff ever and the less I drink, the more I see how obsessed so many are with it, as in: they can't do crap, have fun or such without needing something.

It's kinda sad.

Let's be honest here, for most farkers SEX=FAP. Anybody care to change their answer?

I've already given up sex and booze...DONT TAKE MY INTERNET!

Hah! Who wrote this question? Captain Obvious? Sex is rare. At least at my house it is - unless it's internet sex. We got lots of booze.

I think this one is easy for me...

Sex. Not like i'm getting any in any case.

Going on 3 months no sex (it's available, my libido is gone), regularly go 4-5 days with no booze so a week would not be a big stretch. After about 2 days without internet, I start to show signs of withdrawal. So....

Sex
Booze
Internet

In that order.

Does wrestling the weasel count as sex?

Don't drink, can't have sex because I am paralyzed from the chest down. Welcome to my everyday life.

I haven't gotten laid since Christmas 2010. Well, Christmas eve. She dumped me on Christmas and there isn't anyone local I'd care to sleep with.

I haven't had anything alcoholic in...a month?

What does that leave?

Me, here, because I have nothing else.

/At least she left the patron...
//And was pregnant a month later by one of three guys none of whom was me.

For a week...Sex...eezly!

This is a bad survey and you should feel bad.

If your answer isn't booze congratulations you are an alcoholic. For all those of the "forever alone" crowd, an inability to acquire isn't the same as giving it up.

So its basically a sex vs internet question, and if you leave ability to do your job without being fired out of it, both would be easy to skip for only a week.

Make the question apply for a year and the toss up between those two could become a little more difficult.

The variant of this question that gave me the most pause, was "Your favourite food or sex, for life."

Greymalkin: This is a bad survey and you should feel bad.

If your answer isn't booze congratulations you are an alcoholic. For all those of the "forever alone" crowd, an inability to acquire isn't the same as giving it up.

So its basically a sex vs internet question, and if you leave ability to do your job without being fired out of it, both would be easy to skip for only a week.

Make the question apply for a year and the toss up between those two could become a little more difficult.

The variant of this question that gave me the most pause, was "Your favourite food or sex, for life."

Favorite food. My second favorite is pretty damned good too.

ffish: IBreakdance2NIN: I can't say that I feel all that sorry for myself for being single yet still getting some quality sex a few times a month. Am I supposed to? Not doing too bad for being an internet nerd who spends all day on Fark.

Have you looked at yourself? There's a reason you can get laid regularly.

THIIIIIIIIIIS.

This is really an unfair questions since all of those things are integral to a normal life. Its like asking whether you want to give up breathing or give up having your heart beat.

That said, if jacking it is considered a form of sex then I would give up the internet. If I can still slap the salami then I would give up the sex. The wife is kind of fat anyway and I often go over a week without sex.

I just realized that the first answer creates quite a conundrum. If I give up the net what exactly would I be jacking it to? I guess I would have to resort to the young womens section of the sears catalog, if such a thing even exists anymore.