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HBK
2012-04-29 05:03:54 AM
Internet. I'd just drink and have a bunch of sex. Maybe play some non-internet based video games in between.
 
2012-04-29 05:04:03 AM
If you have a problem with either of the 3, you actually have a problem.
 
2012-04-29 05:10:24 AM

twiztedjustin: If you have a problem with either of the 3, you actually have a problem.


In moderation? Naw, no problems with any of them I've just been drinking and playing on the internet way too much. Real people are a good thing.
 
2012-04-29 05:12:37 AM
I don't know wtf an "Internet" is, so I'd give that up. As long as I can drink and masturbate while downloading porn, I'm good.

Wait, what? Oh dear.
 
2012-04-29 05:16:59 AM
i can't do one without the other.
i can give up tv.
 
2012-04-29 05:18:36 AM
Definitely give up booze. Sex and the Intarwebz are way more important than alcohol. Besides after the week is over, you can always catch up on the drinking you weren't doing!
 
2012-04-29 05:20:58 AM

try fect taa daa: 21 months sober on monday. woot.


quitter
 
2012-04-29 05:34:35 AM
I never use the internet much anyways, so probably internet.
 
2012-04-29 05:34:38 AM
imgs.xkcd.com
 
2012-04-29 05:39:09 AM
I go weeks without booze. No internet when I travel, so that's no biggie. But I'm technically a newlywed, so I'm keeping the sex.
 
2012-04-29 05:43:19 AM
Sex? I've gone without for upto a year. So I'm used to it. Booze, I can deal without it. But internet? fark you and the horse you rode in on....I'll beat a biatch to death before you cut my access
 
2012-04-29 05:48:31 AM
Two years no sex, no problem.
Before three weeks ago, hadn't touched a drop of alcohol in the same time-span.
Internet? Meh, could give it up. I only sign on because I have nothing else to do.

If you try to touch my books, I'll shoot you, though.
 
2012-04-29 06:00:16 AM
Booze, and anyone who says different is probably an alcoholic.

And yes, I'm assuming sex=orgasms, so fapping is off the table too if you choose sex.
 
2012-04-29 06:00:34 AM
I'd give up sex and booze except people are depending on me and I'd hate to be responsible for a double dip recession.
 
2012-04-29 06:00:46 AM
Looking over the responses and the number of people who said they would give up sex first - there may be something terribly wrong with homo sapiens, haha. When the internet replaces sex as the primary drive for the species..... that's kinda hilariously terrifying.

/Chose booze
//Would find it nearly impossible to choose between the other two
 
2012-04-29 06:06:59 AM
Booze, no question about it.
 
2012-04-29 06:10:53 AM

batcookie: Looking over the responses and the number of people who said they would give up sex first - there may be something terribly wrong with homo sapiens, haha. When the internet replaces sex as the primary drive for the species..... that's kinda hilariously terrifying.

/Chose booze
//Would find it nearly impossible to choose between the other two


Very true interaction should come first as a priority. Booze should be for fun.
 
2012-04-29 06:31:50 AM
Booze. I'm getting sick of alcohol. I may quit just because it's not much fun anymore.
 
2012-04-29 06:37:01 AM

KrispyKritter: thanks to wife no sex for 8 years now.

was a hardcore alcoholic most of my life.

please kill me now.


EIGHT YEARS??? You either need to drop some divorce papers on her frigid ass or be getting some strange.
 
2012-04-29 06:40:38 AM
I wouldn't have to consciously give anything up.

I'm not getting laid at the moment, but when I am there are much better ways to fill time than mucking around on the internet anyway, and that's just how it happens. The booze can stay either way though.
 
2012-04-29 06:42:07 AM

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: KrispyKritter: thanks to wife no sex for 8 years now.

was a hardcore alcoholic most of my life.

please kill me now.

EIGHT YEARS??? You either need to drop some divorce papers on her frigid ass or be getting some strange.


My thoughts exactly. That's not right for her to expect your needs to go utterly unfulfilled.
 
2012-04-29 06:53:45 AM

dj_bigbird: I'm married. Guess which one I automatically give up.


And guess which one is automatically indispensable.
 
2012-04-29 06:54:36 AM
:shrug: I've been single for two years now, so there are indeed some weeks where I don't have sex. Especially when I factor in Shark Week every month... yeah, I could give up sex/flicking the bean for seven days. And booze would definitely help with that.

You can pry the internet from my cold, dead hands.
 
2012-04-29 06:58:35 AM

batcookie: Looking over the responses and the number of people who said they would give up sex first - there may be something terribly wrong with homo sapiens, haha. When the internet replaces sex as the primary drive for the species..... that's kinda hilariously terrifying.


Meh, we are kinda farked up anyway as humans......might be time to start winding us down.......we haven't exactly done much to help the planet along. Maybe the next things that inherit the Earth will do it better this time!
 
2012-04-29 07:10:23 AM

FunkOut: Anyone keep track of when they have sex?


Of course, I'm married, so it's easy. My birthday and Valentines!
 
2012-04-29 07:19:45 AM

Beerguy: I am married, so sex for sure.


Same here. I'd have much more trouble giving up the other two.
 
2012-04-29 07:37:05 AM
One seek?

Sex.
 
2012-04-29 07:38:13 AM
Well I had sex on friday, WITH A GIRL EVEN!!! And that was due in a large part to alcohol. My roomate is still high fiving me for that. I think she is glad I didnt hook up with one of her friends again. So I could probably give up the internet since my PC is on its last legs anyways.
 
2012-04-29 07:39:36 AM
Week.

/not asake yet.
 
2012-04-29 07:42:40 AM
Lot of sexless farkers in here. You poor, poor bastards/bastardettes. Apparently I married the one person in the world whose sex drive DIDN'T dry up after the wedding night.
 
2012-04-29 07:44:58 AM

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Lot of sexless farkers in here. You poor, poor bastards/bastardettes. Apparently I married the one person in the world whose sex drive DIDN'T dry up after the wedding night.


Well, I'm not married - I don't even have a boyfriend.

And we're only talking about a week here.
 
2012-04-29 07:47:11 AM

Grables'Daughter: One seek?

Sex.


Foul. I cry foul.
 
2012-04-29 07:50:09 AM
Booze. I gave it up 20 years ago, so one more week won't kill me.
 
2012-04-29 07:51:29 AM

Grables'Daughter: And we're only talking about a week here.


I never, ever, thought I would say this....you obviously don't appreciate the value of a good, regular rogering.
 
2012-04-29 07:52:04 AM

Gig103: How many of you married-with-no-sex people have kids? I wonder if it's a lack of interest after being together, or because kids (from an outsiders perspective) ruin relationships?


I can't speak from the "no-sex" perspective, but kid(s) definitely throw a severe wrench into it. When they are young, you are way to tired after getting them to bed to even think about it. Your best bet is during the afternoon when the kids are napping, and you'd be surprised how many times you'll look at your partner with lust filled eyes and still mutually choose nap as well.
 
2012-04-29 07:53:35 AM

italie: Your best bet is during the afternoon when the kids are napping


I never, ever, understood this. You know when your kids wake up....ours are 6:30 like clockwork. Set the alarm 15 minutes before, bada bing, bada boom.

/yes, folks, it is okay to schedule sex.
 
2012-04-29 07:53:40 AM
I can't say that I feel all that sorry for myself for being single yet still getting some quality sex a few times a month. Am I supposed to? Not doing too bad for being an internet nerd who spends all day on Fark.

Seriously, seven days without if you're single isn't that big of a deal, unless your life revolves around constantly trying to pick up guys/girls at the bar.
 
2012-04-29 07:55:33 AM

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Lot of sexless farkers in here. You poor, poor bastards/bastardettes. Apparently I married the one person in the world whose sex drive DIDN'T dry up after the wedding night.


Now, now. Sometimes it dries up at the same time as the ink on the mortgage papers.
 
2012-04-29 07:57:44 AM

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: Now, now. Sometimes it dries up at the same time as the ink on the mortgage papers.


I am amazed that golddigging whores who only give up sex to get what they want stop giving it up once they have what they want.

/dated a golddigging whore once. ONCE.
//has no gold to dig.
 
2012-04-29 08:03:17 AM
Booze.
 
2012-04-29 08:04:26 AM

FunkOut: Booze. Then internet. The loss of either of those doesn't result in Hulk smash urges.


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For my answer... Giving up booze causes detox. So I can't cold turkey that. The internet, I rely on for work. Sex... Depending on what time of month it is, I already have to wait a week...
 
2012-04-29 08:04:54 AM
Wait...I only had to give up sex for a week!? WHAT THE FARK!
 
2012-04-29 08:07:12 AM
I'm married..... Sex it is. No brainer....
 
2012-04-29 08:12:01 AM
Booze.

/teetotaler.
 
2012-04-29 08:16:18 AM
If I had a choice, I'd pick booze. As it is, I'll give up sex. Not getting any anyway.
 
2012-04-29 08:18:30 AM
How about ...

Give up for a week: Celibacy, Sobriety, or Society?
 
2012-04-29 08:19:53 AM
Don't drink, and not getting any lately. So, guess I'm ahead of the curve?
 
2012-04-29 08:26:56 AM
I don't drink, and my wife frequently makes me celibate for more than a week at a time.

But I'd feel like Tom Hanks on that island without the internet for a week.
 
2012-04-29 08:31:36 AM
I married, so I gave up on sex long ago.
 
2012-04-29 08:33:05 AM
All I know is, enough of any one of the three eliminates the need for the other two.
 
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