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2012-04-28 11:52:26 PM
Rarely drink
I'm as celibate as one can be without intentionally wanting to be celibate.
 
2012-04-28 11:52:47 PM
Booze. The Internet next. As for sex, you'll have to fight me over giving that up.
 
2012-04-28 11:53:52 PM
So what I'm seeing is that people that are alone and on the internet on a weekend night would prefer to keep the Internet, but would give up sex and booze.

I'm sure this comes as a shock to all of us.
 
2012-04-28 11:56:34 PM

Lord of Allusions: So what I'm seeing is that people that are alone and on the internet on a weekend night would prefer to keep the Internet, but would give up sex and booze.

I'm sure this comes as a shock to all of us.


yeah, bust out the newsflash tag.
 
2012-04-28 11:59:06 PM

Lord of Allusions: So what I'm seeing is that people that are alone and on the internet on a weekend night would prefer to keep the Internet, but would give up sex and booze.

I'm sure this comes as a shock to all of us.


I'm married 14 years, and have two kids. A month without sex is called "the baby is due soon".
 
2012-04-28 11:59:10 PM
Why should I give up anything?
 
2012-04-28 11:59:19 PM
Anyone keep track of when they have sex?
 
2012-04-28 11:59:49 PM
Been without sex and booze for long periods of time, so I can pretty easily handle that. Booze I still do.
 
2012-04-28 11:59:59 PM

FunkOut: Anyone keep track of when they have sex?


I can keep track of when the last time was with any given partner. So, kinda.
 
2012-04-29 12:00:21 AM

FunkOut: Anyone keep track of when they have sex?


Yes, my notepad is full.
 
2012-04-29 12:00:34 AM

FunkOut: Anyone keep track of when they have sex?


I have a chisel and hammer next to the bed and blocks of granite.
 
2012-04-29 12:00:46 AM
hm... if giving up the internet also includes the inability to stream nextflix to my television, i'd kind of like to punch submitter just for suggesting it.
 
2012-04-29 12:01:05 AM

FunkOut: Anyone keep track of when they have sex?


I keep an Excel Spreadsheet. I can make the most depressing pie chart ever.
 
2012-04-29 12:01:09 AM

Mr. Murder: FunkOut: Anyone keep track of when they have sex?

Yes, my notepad is full.


nice
 
2012-04-29 12:01:51 AM

FunkOut: Anyone keep track of when they have sex?


I remember the month. shut up.
 
2012-04-29 12:02:52 AM

Goimir: Lord of Allusions: So what I'm seeing is that people that are alone and on the internet on a weekend night would prefer to keep the Internet, but would give up sex and booze.

I'm sure this comes as a shock to all of us.

I'm married 14 years, and have two kids. A month without sex is called "the baby is due soon".


Due soon? Shouldn't that be the month after that you have no sex?
 
2012-04-29 12:03:20 AM

Lord of Allusions: So what I'm seeing is that people that are alone and on the internet on a weekend night would prefer to keep the Internet, but would give up sex and booze.

I'm sure this comes as a shock to all of us.


My laptop refuses to boot so i'm devastated.
 
2012-04-29 12:04:55 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Sex or booze. I'm celibate and I don't drink alcohol.


Then why the hell did you join Fark?
 
2012-04-29 12:06:57 AM

Dr J Zoidberg: Bathia_Mapes: Sex or booze. I'm celibate and I don't drink alcohol.

Then why the hell did you join Fark?


She's a hired babysitter. They pay her in butterscotch candies.
 
2012-04-29 12:07:15 AM
Sex...but if you can't get it does it count giving up?
 
2012-04-29 12:07:22 AM
Booze
 
2012-04-29 12:07:33 AM

Dr J Zoidberg: Bathia_Mapes: Sex or booze. I'm celibate and I don't drink alcohol.

Then why the hell did you join Fark?


Because I wanted to.
 
2012-04-29 12:09:04 AM
Sex. I don't get much of that as it is.
 
2012-04-29 12:10:24 AM

FunkOut: Dr J Zoidberg: Bathia_Mapes: Sex or booze. I'm celibate and I don't drink alcohol.

Then why the hell did you join Fark?

She's a hired babysitter. They pay her in butterscotch candies.


Plain M & Ms, if you must know. The butterscotch candies are for the kids.
 
2012-04-29 12:11:43 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Plain M & Ms, if you must know. The butterscotch candies are for the kids.


You should have held out for Godiva
 
2012-04-29 12:12:39 AM
You have to have something in the first place in order to give it up.
 
2012-04-29 12:14:16 AM
I already dont have sex, so my next answer is Internet


Aint no way in hell I am giving up my booze
 
2012-04-29 12:14:58 AM

MissFeasance: Bathia_Mapes: Plain M & Ms, if you must know. The butterscotch candies are for the kids.

You should have held out for Godiva


You're right. I should have.
 
2012-04-29 12:20:09 AM
i'm guessing internet includes smartphones

i'm guessing sex includes self gratification.

i''m going with booze -- it isn't an easy call, though.
 
2012-04-29 12:20:32 AM
I don't care to belong to bang any club female that will have me as a member .

Biatches be crazy.

It may or may not have been Groucho. But fark it, the attitude is correct.
 
2012-04-29 12:24:26 AM
Considering how much booze I've had today, and factoring in my recent success rate, I'll keep my Internet.
 
2012-04-29 12:24:35 AM
Give up the internet and step up the booze and sex. That's what I call a vacation.
 
2012-04-29 12:26:24 AM
I rarely if ever drink and, if I'm honest with myself, I'm past the age where the mental notion of sex became far better than the genuine article, so...you do the math.

I'll most probably never live past the age where I fail to appreciate nudity* for its purely aesthetic qualities.


*sometimes even greatly
 
2012-04-29 12:36:34 AM
Booze or internet.
 
2012-04-29 12:38:07 AM
It's been about a year since I've had sex so I'm going to have to go with that.
 
2012-04-29 12:41:22 AM
I'm an asshole, which is why I'm on the Internet.
I'm drunk off my ass, which is why I'm on Fark.

So...process of elimination is sex, which ironically makes me eligible for TF.
 
2012-04-29 12:41:49 AM
I will give up sex and booze way before I give up internet. I gotta have my most important vice.
 
2012-04-29 12:42:48 AM
Let's see ... I'm currently designing my kitchen around a Sierra Nevada bottle opener, while planning on posting remodeling pics to facebook. I'll take sex for $500, Alex.
 
2012-04-29 12:44:34 AM
Booze without hesitation. I'm not a big drinker (I know, pretty much unheard of on Fark), but as for the other two... DEATH before I give them up.
 
2012-04-29 12:45:12 AM
I gave up giving up for Lent.
 
2012-04-29 12:52:36 AM
Perhaps subby should have said "orgasms, internet or booze" I have a tough time believing you would all give up fapping for a week.
 
2012-04-29 12:54:21 AM
I don't drink, so that's easy. And thanks to my wife giving birth two months ago, I went without sex for six weeks. It was difficult, but I survived.

But you will take away my Internet when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!
 
2012-04-29 12:56:52 AM
Booze. I've already given it up for 166.5 weeks.
 
2012-04-29 12:57:05 AM
Give up booze then sex then internet.
 
2012-04-29 12:58:21 AM

quickdraw: Perhaps subby should have said "orgasms, internet or booze" I have a tough time believing you would all give up fapping for a week.


You fap without orgasm? That sounds like a waste of time, or are you just teasing yourself?
 
2012-04-29 01:01:14 AM

Mr_Ectomy: quickdraw: Perhaps subby should have said "orgasms, internet or booze" I have a tough time believing you would all give up fapping for a week.

You fap without orgasm? That sounds like a waste of time, or are you just teasing yourself?


Um no. Im assuming the fapping and orgasms go together. Which is why I have trouble believing farkers would give up fapping themselves to orgasm for a week or even a day.
 
2012-04-29 01:01:40 AM
Booze, easily.

Does sex include masturbation?
 
2012-04-29 01:01:48 AM

Marysue: Booze or internet.


Figures you couldn't last a week without your massive strap-on.
 
2012-04-29 01:02:05 AM

Pandora's Litterbox: I'm past the age where the mental notion of sex became far better than the genuine article


How old is that, may I ask? I'd like to not reach that age, if at all possible.
 
2012-04-29 01:11:17 AM

vegaswench: Pandora's Litterbox: I'm past the age where the mental notion of sex became far better than the genuine article

How old is that, may I ask? I'd like to not reach that age, if at all possible.


Why do I get the feeling this is going to end in a fark suicide pact...
 
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