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(Fark)   Give up for a week: Sex, Internet, or Booze?   (fark.com) divider line 327
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2012-04-28 11:33:30 PM  
Booze, without question.
 
2012-04-28 11:33:52 PM  
Booze
 
2012-04-28 11:33:54 PM  
That's not really a stretch on two of those.
 
2012-04-28 11:34:00 PM  
Booze. Sex next. Internet last.
 
2012-04-28 11:34:19 PM  
Sex or booze. I'm celibate and I don't drink alcohol.
 
2012-04-28 11:34:25 PM  
I don't drink.
i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-28 11:34:41 PM  
Green? lol awesome
 
2012-04-28 11:34:42 PM  
Oh, gee, thanks for greenlighting this after I said that.
 
2012-04-28 11:34:59 PM  
I think I played this game and at some point I chose 'sex'. I can't remember. I'm too drunk.
 
2012-04-28 11:35:41 PM  
HAHAHAHA LOA.

My answer is booze.
 
2012-04-28 11:36:31 PM  
I don't drink or have sex. I couldn't live without the internet though.
 
2012-04-28 11:36:54 PM  
Sex and booze, why not? I rarely drink or have sex.
 
2012-04-28 11:37:02 PM  
The booze, you can keep it.
 
2012-04-28 11:37:10 PM  
Since this went green, I won't give my real answer. So either internet or booze.
 
2012-04-28 11:37:10 PM  
Sex
 
2012-04-28 11:37:34 PM  

Mr. Murder: Sex


Liar.
 
2012-04-28 11:38:21 PM  
I don't drink. And I've been married 18 yrs, going a week without sex is amateur stuff.
 
2012-04-28 11:38:28 PM  
Sex. I wouldn't actually have to give it up so much as just keep on as usual.
 
2012-04-28 11:38:55 PM  
Giving up sex and booze isn't a problem.

Having to give up the internet for one day last week was absolutely horrifying. *shudders*
 
2012-04-28 11:39:39 PM  
I rarely drink, aren't in a relationship, and I just got back from China for 2 weeks with no internet. All things being equal, I can probably give all of it up.
 
2012-04-28 11:39:49 PM  
I throw out a stupid drunk question and it goes green? I have submitted so many clever things and THIS gets the green?

/oh well, adds to my approved number so i can't biatch too much
//booze for me btw
 
2012-04-28 11:39:54 PM  
I'm married. Guess which one I automatically give up.
 
2012-04-28 11:39:57 PM  
With enough sex and booze, I don't think I'd miss the Internet.

I know with the Internet, I don't really miss sex or booze.
 
2012-04-28 11:40:07 PM  
Sex first, booze second. Take away my internet, I'm going to need a drink.
 
2012-04-28 11:40:19 PM  
Can't drink anyway, so booze.
 
2012-04-28 11:40:25 PM  
Booze. No contest.
 
2012-04-28 11:41:16 PM  

dj_bigbird: I'm married. Guess which one I automatically give up.


It depends, is the spouse a teetotaling nymphomaniac Luddite?
 
2012-04-28 11:41:21 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: I'm celibate and I don't drink alcohol.


You sound like a blast at parites, hun.
 
2012-04-28 11:42:38 PM  
I am married, so sex for sure.
 
2012-04-28 11:42:58 PM  
Does sex with yourself count?
 
2012-04-28 11:43:10 PM  
Booze is the easiest of the three.
 
2012-04-28 11:43:15 PM  

Lord of Allusions: With enough sex and booze, I don't think I'd miss the Internet.

I know with the Internet, I don't really miss sex or booze.


Can't argue with any of that.
 
2012-04-28 11:43:23 PM  
all three.
 
2012-04-28 11:43:25 PM  
I need to consult my magic elf before answering.
 
2012-04-28 11:43:35 PM  
Don't drink, don't have sex, so either one. Probably sex before drinking, since I drink on occasion. Internet, however, I wouldn't want to give up.
 
2012-04-28 11:44:02 PM  
Booze. Then internet. The loss of either of those doesn't result in Hulk smash urges.
 
2012-04-28 11:44:03 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: dj_bigbird: I'm married. Guess which one I automatically give up.

It depends, is the spouse a teetotaling nymphomaniac Luddite?


I am not so lucky.
 
2012-04-28 11:44:07 PM  

Mark Ratner: Does sex with yourself count?


If it did, all the notches in my headboard would make it look like a bas relief.
 
2012-04-28 11:45:01 PM  
My magic elf says "all three".
 
2012-04-28 11:45:19 PM  
Obviously booze. I go without booze for a week at a time quite often.
 
2012-04-28 11:45:34 PM  
Sex and booze. I'm currently single and don't much care for hangovers. But I was without internet for a few days a couple of weeks back and I was starting to develop a tic.
 
2012-04-28 11:46:15 PM  
All three and I would be much more productive.
 
2012-04-28 11:46:56 PM  
don't drink, so that's easy. Rarely have sex (with partner), so that's easy. too much work and personal shiat online, can't kick that monkey.
 
2012-04-28 11:47:25 PM  

Lord of Allusions: Mark Ratner: Does sex with yourself count?

If it did, all the notches in my headboard would make it look like a bas relief.


Then I'll go with sex, internet, then booze. I like to drink a lot.

*sips makers mark on the rocks*
 
2012-04-28 11:48:11 PM  
SINNERS
 
2012-04-28 11:49:48 PM  
I've actually been thinking about quitting the internet for a while. I could live without it. And I've lived the past two months without booze. That would be the easiest.
 
2012-04-28 11:49:56 PM  
Internet

/so long, jerkwads
 
2012-04-28 11:50:18 PM  
booze. No way can i give up adult intelligent interaction, talking with my cousins or you FARKers
 
2012-04-28 11:50:26 PM  
sex. Going a week without sex is nothing. Going a week without booze is less easy. I've gone a week without internet as recent as 2010.
 
2012-04-28 11:51:35 PM  
Sex is awesome when it is frequent but when it isn't things are fine too. But I drink every night and I really like the internet.
 
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