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(Huffington Post)   Old-and-busted: John Titor. New hotness: Seattle attorney Andrew Basiago. Famous photo shows him as a child at the Gettysburg Address   ( divider line
    More: Cool, Andrew Basiago, John Titor, Seattle, physical effects, teleportation, means of transportation, Gettysburg Address, Nikola Tesla  
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2012-04-29 03:41:51 AM  
3 votes:
I read this same article on Huffington Pre.
2012-04-29 03:40:36 AM  
2 votes:
2012-04-29 11:02:27 AM  
1 vote:

irving47: Coast to Coast AM.

Have you ever heard something really stupid and you somehow thought you got dumber by listening to it? That is how I think of Coast to Coast AM but the guy was Art Bell and my father was obsessed with that bullshiat.
2012-04-29 10:58:04 AM  
1 vote:

Richard_The_Clown: Greenbeanx: Just think about it..if he changed the timeline, would anyone remember the old timeline? How many time has history changed and we do not know about?

Time travel has been invented and everything that could possibly be changed has been.

I know right?

Everyone harps on and on about Hitler. Y'all shouldve seen the guy we DID get rid of!.

Made Hitler look like a kitten i tellya
2012-04-29 10:56:51 AM  
1 vote:
I'd like to travel back in time and fark the milf whose kids I used to babysit for.

She would come home late and tell me her purse was in her bedroom, even though she was already carrying her purse. And if she knew she was going to be out late, she would tell me to sleep in her bed because it's more comfortable than the couch. Somehow I never got these hints.

2012-04-29 05:33:46 AM  
1 vote:
some people grow so disenchanted with their lot in life that they retreat into a world of imagination to save themselves from suicide. it is the mind saving itself from being eliminated.

my dad was thoroughly convinced he was an alien from another planet. he could speak about it at length, all sorts of details, and the story never wavered over the years.

he was also a hardcore alcoholic and a source of embarrassment to the family. made growing up in a small town all that more unpleasant. fact is both my parents were mentally ill and that is why i often go on about how people should be screened, tested and licensed before they are allowed to reproduce.
2012-04-29 05:09:13 AM  
1 vote:

Hacker_X: How? Hitler was a terrible artist.

Most artists are terrible artists. Just don't tell the hipsters pretenders that a red splotch on a canvas isn't art.
2012-04-29 05:06:09 AM  
1 vote:
Seriously speaking, if you assume the US government actually has a device for time travel using kids for experiments does make perfect sense.
There are a lot of historical events where you could send a kid and nobody would pay attention to them. Plus, if the kid tried to tell anybody they were part of a top secret time travel program it would automatically be discounted as just another imaginative kid.

Even if you assume the guy isn't completely insane or just a weird liar and he was part of a program it is far more likely to have been something like MK Ultra.
2012-04-29 03:40:57 AM  
1 vote:

Weaver95: I want to go back in time and give myself a couple/few winning lottery numbers....

If I could go back in time, I'd buy myself some winning lottery tickets and build myself a time machine.
2012-04-29 03:24:59 AM  
1 vote:
Jack Daniels sent me on time travels.
2012-04-29 02:34:26 AM  
1 vote:
2012-04-28 11:31:31 PM  
1 vote:

robmilmel: Weaver95: I want to go back in time and give myself a couple/few winning lottery numbers....

Nah, I want to go back and pick rich parents.

if you REALLY want to f*ck up the time lines, go back and make sure Hitler gets into art school.
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