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2012-04-29 05:29:52 AM
He says Obama went with him to Mars. I don't know if he mentions it in the interview, I have already hit my "listing to a mentally ill person on a public street corner" quota for the month.
http://www.universetoday.com/92359/beam-me-up-obama-conspiracy-theory - claims-president-teleported-to-mars/
 
2012-04-29 05:30:34 AM

Greenbeanx: How many time has history changed and we do not know about?


Seven.

Most of those were really important and you are better off for it, trust me. One was a complete accident (sorry about that, I was drunk). And one was because I wanted to get back with my ex-gf.
 
2012-04-29 05:33:46 AM
some people grow so disenchanted with their lot in life that they retreat into a world of imagination to save themselves from suicide. it is the mind saving itself from being eliminated.

my dad was thoroughly convinced he was an alien from another planet. he could speak about it at length, all sorts of details, and the story never wavered over the years.

he was also a hardcore alcoholic and a source of embarrassment to the family. made growing up in a small town all that more unpleasant. fact is both my parents were mentally ill and that is why i often go on about how people should be screened, tested and licensed before they are allowed to reproduce.
 
2012-04-29 05:36:02 AM

Hacker_X: Plus, if the kid tried to tell anybody they were part of a top secret time travel program it would automatically be discounted as just another imaginative kid.


Yep, because everyone believes an adult who says they are part of a top secret time travel program.
 
2012-04-29 05:39:47 AM

KrispyKritter: some people grow so disenchanted with their lot in life that they retreat into a world of imagination to save themselves from suicide. it is the mind saving itself from being eliminated.

my dad was thoroughly convinced he was an alien from another planet. he could speak about it at length, all sorts of details, and the story never wavered over the years.

he was also a hardcore alcoholic and a source of embarrassment to the family. made growing up in a small town all that more unpleasant. fact is both my parents were mentally ill and that is why i often go on about how people should be screened, tested and licensed before they are allowed to reproduce.


Yikes, that sounds rough, and I thought my family was farked up.
/Never time traveled : (
//Not sure I'd want to.
 
2012-04-29 05:45:48 AM

KrispyKritter: some people grow so disenchanted with their lot in life that they retreat into a world of imagination to save themselves from suicide. it is the mind saving itself from being eliminated.

my dad was thoroughly convinced he was an alien from another planet. he could speak about it at length, all sorts of details, and the story never wavered over the years.

he was also a hardcore alcoholic and a source of embarrassment to the family. made growing up in a small town all that more unpleasant. fact is both my parents were mentally ill and that is why i often go on about how people should be screened, tested and licensed before they are allowed to reproduce.


Perhaps being a displaced alien is what made him drink?
 
2012-04-29 05:49:30 AM

AbbeySomeone: KrispyKritter: some people grow so disenchanted with their lot in life that they retreat into a world of imagination to save themselves from suicide. it is the mind saving itself from being eliminated.

my dad was thoroughly convinced he was an alien from another planet. he could speak about it at length, all sorts of details, and the story never wavered over the years.

he was also a hardcore alcoholic and a source of embarrassment to the family. made growing up in a small town all that more unpleasant. fact is both my parents were mentally ill and that is why i often go on about how people should be screened, tested and licensed before they are allowed to reproduce.

Perhaps being a displaced alien is what made him drink?


I'd drink too if I was stuck here on Earth.
 
2012-04-29 05:52:40 AM

AbbeySomeone: KrispyKritter: some people grow so disenchanted with their lot in life that they retreat into a world of imagination to save themselves from suicide. it is the mind saving itself from being eliminated.

my dad was thoroughly convinced he was an alien from another planet. he could speak about it at length, all sorts of details, and the story never wavered over the years.

he was also a hardcore alcoholic and a source of embarrassment to the family. made growing up in a small town all that more unpleasant. fact is both my parents were mentally ill and that is why i often go on about how people should be screened, tested and licensed before they are allowed to reproduce.

Perhaps being a displaced alien is what made him drink?


Sounds reasonable.
t1.gstatic.com
/Could've been worse.
 
2012-04-29 05:57:47 AM
Jeff Winston approves.
 
2012-04-29 06:04:07 AM
Perhaps the cables are already necessary for electricity and they are replacing them with this, which serves two functions? If not, the obvious thing to do would be mount lights on the buildings, or include them in the tree planters.
 
2012-04-29 06:06:35 AM

redbucket: Perhaps the cables are already necessary for electricity and they are replacing them with this, which serves two functions? If not, the obvious thing to do would be mount lights on the buildings, or include them in the tree planters.


and wrong thread, time for bed.
 
2012-04-29 06:09:38 AM

redbucket: redbucket: Perhaps the cables are already necessary for electricity and they are replacing them with this, which serves two functions? If not, the obvious thing to do would be mount lights on the buildings, or include them in the tree planters.

and wrong thread, time for bed.


I choose to believe this is the secret to time travel and the scientists are just doing it wrong.
 
2012-04-29 06:16:08 AM

redbucket: Perhaps the cables are already necessary for electricity and they are replacing them with this, which serves two functions? If not, the obvious thing to do would be mount lights on the buildings, or include them in the tree planters.


Won't the tree planters complain?
 
2012-04-29 06:42:01 AM

A Terrible Human: redbucket: redbucket: Perhaps the cables are already necessary for electricity and they are replacing them with this, which serves two functions? If not, the obvious thing to do would be mount lights on the buildings, or include them in the tree planters.

and wrong thread, time for bed.

I choose to believe this is the secret to time travel and the scientists are just doing it wrong.


Me too. I'm not very geeky so it did seem plausible.
 
2012-04-29 06:48:04 AM
Pfft, what a liar. Everyone knows that Project Pegasus didn't take children that young.
 
2012-04-29 07:04:50 AM

Greenbeanx: Just think about it..if he changed the timeline, would anyone remember the old timeline? How many time has history changed and we do not know about?


Time travel has been invented and everything that could possibly be changed has been.
 
2012-04-29 07:07:43 AM
So in this Timeline, no one else remembers Vincent Van Gogh as a genocidal madman and tyrant?

Or as the Founder of the New Dutch Empire? Must only be me then.
 
2012-04-29 07:18:56 AM

Hacker_X: How? Hitler was a terrible artist.


So was Monet, but in this time line France didn't invade England in 1907.
 
2012-04-29 07:22:20 AM

Catlenfell: So in this Timeline, no one else remembers Vincent Van Gogh as a genocidal madman and tyrant?

Or as the Founder of the New Dutch Empire? Must only be me then.


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2012-04-29 07:43:11 AM
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So it goes...
 
2012-04-29 07:56:46 AM

Shadowtag: Catlenfell: So in this Timeline, no one else remembers Vincent Van Gogh as a genocidal madman and tyrant?

Or as the Founder of the New Dutch Empire? Must only be me then.

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Holy shiat what's wrong with his face. It just looks like his head doesn't belong to his neck.
 
2012-04-29 08:10:41 AM
Cortexifan is an amazing drug.
 
2012-04-29 08:14:29 AM
Is this the kind of story that got Huffington a Pulitzer?
 
2012-04-29 08:18:48 AM
Boobies!

Look at the timestamp for this post, I'm definitely from the future.
 
2012-04-29 08:50:42 AM
You have to admit - this guy may be a nut, but he's an interesting nut.
 
2012-04-29 09:22:03 AM
That is one hell of a story.
 
2012-04-29 09:36:28 AM
Conundrum.
 
2012-04-29 09:36:29 AM

Hacker_X: Weaver95: robmilmel: Weaver95: I want to go back in time and give myself a couple/few winning lottery numbers....

Nah, I want to go back and pick rich parents.

if you REALLY want to f*ck up the time lines, go back and make sure Hitler gets into art school.

How? Hitler was a terrible artist.


Hitler... there was a painter! He could paint an entire apartment in ONE afternoon! TWO coats!
 
2012-04-29 09:41:18 AM

Archie Goodwin: Conundrum.


Does it involve ballsacks?
 
2012-04-29 09:47:51 AM

A Terrible Human: Archie Goodwin: Conundrum.

Does it involve ballsacks?


I'll tell you in 7 days.
 
2012-04-29 09:48:41 AM
In the video he says his shoes got blown off in the wormhole...and in the photo the kid is clearly wearing shoes.
 
2012-04-29 09:51:42 AM
Wow. Huffington post is about as credible as George Noory on Coast to Coast AM.

Who knew.
/ha.
 
2012-04-29 09:55:53 AM
Project Pegasus is a Marvel Comics plot from the 70s.
 
2012-04-29 09:59:27 AM
Also, in case anybody has any doubts as to just how stark raving mad this idiot is---Link
 
2012-04-29 10:11:17 AM
I want to go to 1987 for the Microsoft shares. 37 cents a pop. I could have owned the world by now if I had invested my babysitting money.
 
2012-04-29 10:11:44 AM

ThrobblefootSpectre: Hacker_X: How? Hitler was a terrible artist.

Most artists are terrible artists. Just don't tell the hipsters pretenders that a red splotch on a canvas isn't art.


Off topic but when I was fixing my shoe with glue in my art major's friend dorm room I joked that we could glue onto one of her canvases. Then we would clam it was symbolic of how society treads on artists.
 
2012-04-29 10:16:30 AM
Nothing travels faster than light? Maybe TFA should first see what happens if you turn the headlights on in a car travelling the speed of light.
 
2012-04-29 10:30:47 AM
If you were given a chance to time travel and could either go forward or backward, which would you choose? I personally wouldmrequest to go forward and see humans at their absolute best. That would make me proud of us.
 
2012-04-29 10:32:29 AM

Greenbeanx: [img36.imageshack.us image 520x293]

/impressed

/thanks image shack


El. Psy. Congro. that is all
 
2012-04-29 10:36:49 AM
www.oceansbridge.com1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-29 10:38:10 AM
Weaver95: robmilmel: Weaver95: I want to go back in time and give myself a couple/few winning lottery numbers....

Nah, I want to go back and pick rich parents.

if you REALLY want to f*ck up the time lines, go back and make sure Hitler gets into art school.


And have the scholorship for Hitler paid for by a guy with like the most stereotypically Jewish name EVAR
 
2012-04-29 10:44:31 AM
I once traveled back in time and placed a banana peel on the steps of air force one just before president ford exited.
 
2012-04-29 10:56:51 AM
I'd like to travel back in time and fark the milf whose kids I used to babysit for.

She would come home late and tell me her purse was in her bedroom, even though she was already carrying her purse. And if she knew she was going to be out late, she would tell me to sleep in her bed because it's more comfortable than the couch. Somehow I never got these hints.

/CSB
 
2012-04-29 10:58:04 AM

Richard_The_Clown: Greenbeanx: Just think about it..if he changed the timeline, would anyone remember the old timeline? How many time has history changed and we do not know about?

Time travel has been invented and everything that could possibly be changed has been.


I know right?

Everyone harps on and on about Hitler. Y'all shouldve seen the guy we DID get rid of!.

Made Hitler look like a kitten i tellya
 
2012-04-29 11:02:27 AM

irving47: Coast to Coast AM.


Have you ever heard something really stupid and you somehow thought you got dumber by listening to it? That is how I think of Coast to Coast AM but the guy was Art Bell and my father was obsessed with that bullshiat.
 
2012-04-29 11:04:01 AM

A Terrible Human: Is it research chemicals,normal drugs,mental illness or combo of all three that make them think this shiat? Does this guy and the alien weirdos from yesterday truly believe in the stories they tell people or is it just weirdos trying to get their 15 minutes? What combination of crazy do you need to be able to be a lawyer yet at the same time claim you have traveled time as part of a secret government program?

/still can't believe they're making a movie about time traveler ad guy.


The time traveler ad? It's real and one of my best friends wrote it. He did Sundance with the movie earlier this year and I'm excited as all hell about the whole thing.
 
2012-04-29 11:09:20 AM
Viral marketing for the upcoming time-travel flick Looper.
 
2012-04-29 11:19:20 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Viral marketing for the upcoming time-travel flick Looper.


A Nic Cage Joint?
 
2012-04-29 11:24:21 AM

Weaver95: I want to go back in time and give myself a couple/few winning lottery numbers....


Naah. I would go with giving myself some blazing hot stock tips for the long term moneymaking (buy Microsoft and Wal Mart in the early 80's and hold on to them for 20+ years, buy Apple big time in the early 90's when the stock price was rock bottom and the company was on the verge of bankruptcy.

For more immediate winnings I would go with giving myself the complete results for the Kentucky Derby one year, especially a year where long shots did well like 2005, so I could bet big on a superfecta. You could make seven figures from one race if you chose well.

Winning the lottery draws attention to you, some shrewd long term stock investing and one really lucky bet at a horse track does less so.
 
2012-04-29 11:37:58 AM

catzies: The time traveler ad? It's real and one of my best friends wrote it. He did Sundance with the movie earlier this year and I'm excited as all hell about the whole thing.


That sounds really neat,tell me more please.

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Viral marketing for the upcoming time-travel flick Looper.


And that sounds like the first decent movie Bruce Willis has been in for a while.
 
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