Take your child to work day must be awkward.

TheGhostofFarkPast: omeganuepsilon: She's 44, most of her career was in the 80's, correct?

Not something he's a high risk of running into on the internet unless he actively seeks it out. Of course, if he GIS's dear old mom, there may be an issue.

No she got popular at the end of the 90'sand into the 00's. In her latest videos she looks pretty ragged but back in her heyday she was spectacular. Try to find the American angel in Paris video if you can, Rocco works her over pretty well. From interviews around the time she said her husband was in the other room watching it go down and shook Rocco's hand after he knocked the bottom out of her.

Now that would be rather awkward. For Rocco that is. Perhaps it would be less awkward if the husband had eaten the creampie. That way it would feel as if all parties had participated somehow. Could be a rather friendly, casual affair, "Hey, I just farked your wife cross eyed, why don't you come over here and lick my jizz out of her coont?" Then they and the whole crew could get together for a BBQ.

Can you imagine how emotionally scarred this kid will be? He'll innocently download Butt Slut Cum Dumpsters like any horny fifteen year old, start beating the bishop to some delicious, delicious DP action, and OH DEAR GOD NO!

Future Weird Childhood Story: They never ordered pizza for delivery.

- Finding out that "tween" boys don't know what browser cache is: useful

- Knowing that "tween" boys can't spell: obvious

- Finding a google search for "small bobs" in your tween boy's browser cache: priceless.

I find her very attractive. I've jacked off to her too many times to count.

FuryOfFirestorm: She probably thought he was going to find out sooner than later, and wanted to tell her story on her terms.

"So you see, sweetie, when a woman lovers her son very much and needs money, she looks for a skeevy man with a mustache who will pay her to meet a man with a giant [censored] and they take off their clothes in front of a camera and she sucks his [censored] and he sticks his [censored] in her [censored] and then in her [censored] and then she sucks his [censored] again and then he sprays [censored] all over her face and she sticks out her tongue to show the [censored] all over her tongue and then a guy shows up dressed as a pizza delivery man and then they do the same thing all over again."

The end.

While it would be bad to find a porno with your mom in it, could you imagine if it was one of those pregnancy fetish vids? There's his mom, and there he is getting his head slapped by a big fat dong.

Does anyone else picture her with Stewie's voice saying 'Am I a porn baby?'

Lucky kid.

Wincest!

One of the rules of picking a porn name is that you don't re-use a name used by a more famous star who killed herself.

Savannah Samson, you broke that rule.

/Clarence Boddicker shoots her in the leg and leaves a timed grenade on her coffee table

I saw this interview, and let me tell you, she seemed like she really has her shiat together. She is a very good and devoted mother and now has a very successful wine buisiness. Her son seems like he is going to turn out just fine. It will kind of be the same thing when your kids ask you if you every did drugs, had sex before marriage, went to jail, etc...you just explain to them that what you did was in the past, and you are teaching them the best you can but support whatever path they decide to take.

/ Even if it's gang banging while taking muliple loads to the face

Terminal_G: calm like a bomb: Can you imagine how emotionally scarred this kid will be? He'll innocently download Butt Slut Cum Dumpsters like any horny fifteen year old, start beating the bishop to some delicious, delicious DP action, and OH DEAR GOD NO!

Then finish.

Like a boss.

FTFA: Savanna Samson said she did not regret getting into the porn industry during an interview for ABC's 20/20 program

Wow, she got into the pron industry during an interview? Those must have been some intense, hard, deeply penetrating questions!

9beers: Speaking of porn stars, Trinity St Clair is doing an AMA on reddit right now.

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And she is an idiot. Her AMA is right up there with woody harrelson.

calm like a bomb: Can you imagine how emotionally scarred this kid will be? He'll innocently download Butt Slut Cum Dumpsters like any horny fifteen year old, start beating the bishop to some delicious, delicious DP action, and OH DEAR GOD NO!

Then finish.

Meh, big deal.... it's not like she works at Burger King. Now that would be embarassing.