Adolf Oliver Nipples: I'd bet he's already seen in great detail where he came from.

What he should be hoping is that his mom brings home some of her female co-workers for a hookup when he gets old enough. It's not like she has too much dignity to do something like that, she already sells her body for money.

Says the guy who parks his body in a cubicle 9 hours a day for whatever sad pittance they pay him.

Mangoose: So bring on the FARK she-does-porn-so-she-can't-have-any-good-qualities-other-doing-porn crowd.

Honestly, if I knew nothing about her husband, I would see this story and see little to care about or get involved in. Add him into the mix and there's something crooked here. Because that's Daniel Oliveros in a nutshell. Unless, of course he's done a complete 180 from his past life. Which is...you know...possible. Unlikely, but possible. It's not like she can't have any good qualities, but the chips are stacked against her as having any real good qualities and not just being someone who acts certain ways to get what she wants.

I know, it's guilt by association - but Daniel is an unrepentant crook. He has outright stolen from people. He has defrauded people without concern or care. And her getting into his business seems like more of the same from him.

Then it's a good thing she dumped his ass back in late 2008, isn't it?

Ed Grubermann: cig-mkr: dmars: cig-mkr: And I'll bet her mom and dad are really proud......

The thing is unless the kid is a complete asshole fark up or the parents are complete assholes fark ups most parents are proud of their kids. You are just too much of a dick to understand that.

Your morals, please take them somewhere else
FTFY

Your morals, get them out of the gutter. I'm sure many a parent would be proud to watch their daughter getting gang banged, doing anal, or taking a load on the face. Yeah, really proud.

There are lots of professions deserving of derision, why single out being a porn star? She's not a drug dealer, or a gang enforcer, or a pimp, or involved in the white slavery business, or even a lawyer.

THIS. She engages in a perfectly legal career choice. The kid will just need to man up and beat the shiat out of the first kid that calls his mother a whore. That's a quick way to end it once and for all.

Who? And Who Cares?

The thoughts that ran through my head:

Career day at school will be awesome
Show and Tell will be interesting if he finds her stash of toys
He can end any teasing with either "at least my Mom's hot" or "who would want to fark your mom?"

Even those most cursory GIS shows "Mom" getting dick in both ends. Yeah, that's going to haunt her forever.

dang sure: whores

whatcha gonna do

reckon they can get right

but why not quietly do right

don't let me know

just do right for a little while

fuk, all done

Are you winterwhile's new alt, or a loving fanboy?
Either way, you suck at poetry, and should hate yourself like society does that you spent your Saturday night thinking up that crap.

Even Jesus hates you for that weak bush league trollery.

I think, like Jenna Jamison, she's an anomaly in the porn field. Financially successful and not drug addled. For every Savannah or Jenna there are hundreds of lost/ damaged souls doing porn.

/Her son will be turn out to be gay

Terminal_G: calm like a bomb: Can you imagine how emotionally scarred this kid will be? He'll innocently download Butt Slut Cum Dumpsters like any horny fifteen year old, start beating the bishop to some delicious, delicious DP action, and OH DEAR GOD NO!

Then finish.

Like a boss.

If she's serious about him not seeing her porn she'll make sure the kid has plenty of porn that doesn't have her in it. Maybe reward him for not surfing for porn by bringing over some milf friends for him to hang out with. Keep him well farked and he won't have time to be online.

big bertha92: /Her son will be turn out to be gay

wtf does that have to do with anything?

So subby wants a 10-year old to watch porn? Why don't you have a seat over there.

MILF

/and we can make a sex tape to be proud of that her son can find.

I saw this interview, and let me tell you, she seemed like she really has her shiat together. She is a very good and devoted mother and now has a very successful wine buisiness. Her son seems like he is going to turn out just fine. It will kind of be the same thing when your kids ask you if you every did drugs, had sex before marriage, went to jail, etc...you just explain to them that what you did was in the past, and you are teaching them the best you can but support whatever path they decide to take.

/ Even if it's gang banging while taking muliple loads to the face

This girl used to on the Howard stern show a lot in the mid to late nineties. There were rumors that Howard bought her an expensive car and that caused his first marriage to crumble.

Nogale: Wait - she only started doing porn in her mid-30s? How did she reach that age with absolutely no other way of supporting herself and her son? What was she doing before?

I believe she was a stripper.

Mangoose: LonMead: cig-mkr: And I'll bet her mom and dad are really proud......

If it makes you feel any better, she's already said, in interviews and at least one speech she's given, that her family is pretty ashamed at what she does (the porn, not the winemaking).

That said, I think she looks pretty damn good...
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... and if she's being a little unrealistic about if her son eventually finding pics of her on the internet, she's doing all right as a mother. And the wine she makes is quite good. And she's a pretty good person besides. (yes, I know her casually)

So bring on the FARK she-does-porn-so-she-can't-have-any-good-qualities-other-doing-porn crowd.

Honestly, if I knew nothing about her husband, I would see this story and see little to care about or get involved in. Add him into the mix and there's something crooked here. Because that's Daniel Oliveros in a nutshell. Unless, of course he's done a complete 180 from his past life. Which is...you know...possible. Unlikely, but possible. It's not like she can't have any good qualities, but the chips are stacked against her as having any real good qualities and not just being someone who acts certain ways to get what she wants.

I know, it's guilt by association - but Daniel is an unrepentant crook. He has outright stolen from people. He has defrauded people without concern or care. And her getting into his business seems like more of the same from him.


I agree with this completely. Not to mention the guy who graded Savannas wine so well was possibly involved in the same conspirarcy to defraud people like her husband.
http://www.slate.com/articles/life/drink/2010/06/whats_in_the_bottle. h tml

Yes, parents want more for their children than stripping, or drug dealing, or doing porn. However, most parents also want their children to be happy, and if doffing your kit for money is what makes you happy, and you're not hurting anyone by doing it, I don't see what the big deal is. This is country is too prudish for its own good. That doesn't mean gang-bang porn should be on prime-time NBC, but that doesn't also mean we should vilify people in the adult entertainment industry either.

Jesus people, lighten the fark up.

This hasn't been posted yet?

Link

One of the rules of picking a porn name is that you don't re-use a name used by a more famous star who killed herself.

Savannah Samson, you broke that rule.

/Clarence Boddicker shoots her in the leg and leaves a timed grenade on her coffee table

bel4sucks: big bertha92: /Her son will be turn out to be gay

wtf does that have to do with anything?

I think he meant that her son will turn out to be gay and him surfing for hot milf porn and finding his mother in videos will then be a moot point.

kisseswookies: it's funny how so many farkers will be so quick to beg for bie, and even quicker to condemn any girl who exudes any sexual confidence as a scarlet woman. So while they all log into youporn tonight, they can feel totally secure that THOSE women are the ones with the problem, not them.

I was also wondering how they can condemn this woman for being a mom and porn star, and then casually talk about how much they worship porn, the nastier the better.

I also have my doubts that any well-adjusted woman could do porn for 10 years and not have it affect her negatively, but whatever. Maybe there is one. ONE.

Lucky kid.

Wincest!

cryinoutloud: kisseswookies: it's funny how so many farkers will be so quick to beg for bie, and even quicker to condemn any girl who exudes any sexual confidence as a scarlet woman. So while they all log into youporn tonight, they can feel totally secure that THOSE women are the ones with the problem, not them.

I was also wondering how they can condemn this woman for being a mom and porn star, and then casually talk about how much they worship porn, the nastier the better.

I also have my doubts that any well-adjusted woman could do porn for 10 years and not have it affect her negatively, but whatever. Maybe there is one. ONE.

Well, the same could be said about a Walmart employee, or a telemarketer. The amount of abuse those people get on a daily basis is astronomical. I'd rather take a load to the face instead of getting yelled at by strangers for 8+ hours.
I just think its odd how its ok to watch it, to fap to it, but if your a woman working it you have no intrinsic value to society. My guess is the reason there might be so many porn stars who after years of getting nailed have that hollow dead look in their eye has less to do with getting laid and more to do with the fact that they are now lepers in common society.

Alphax: Never heard of her, but she has a very lovely face.

Indeed. One of the prettiest faces I've cum across.

LonMead: cig-mkr: And I'll bet her mom and dad are really proud......

If it makes you feel any better, she's already said, in interviews and at least one speech she's given, that her family is pretty ashamed at what she does (the porn, not the winemaking).

That said, I think she looks pretty damn good...
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... and if she's being a little unrealistic about if her son eventually finding pics of her on the internet, she's doing all right as a mother. And the wine she makes is quite good. And she's a pretty good person besides. (yes, I know her casually)

So bring on the FARK she-does-porn-so-she-can't-have-any-good-qualities-other-doing-porn crowd.



You know that you are now obligated to hook everyone here with her / her friends. . . . LOL

calm like a bomb: omeganuepsilon: She's 44, most of her career was in the 80's, correct?

Not something he's a high risk of running into on the internet unless he actively seeks it out. Of course, if he GIS's dear old mom, there may be an issue.

Nope, she's still working. He WILL run across it at some point.

Or finally notice the adult film awards she prominently displays in their home and connect the dots. *facepalm*

It cannot be overstated here that that woman is gorgeous.

Does anyone else picture her with Stewie's voice saying 'Am I a porn baby?'

I don't trust the mutant that could survive nine months inside her.

Good on her. Money invested correctly can last nearly forever and you make tons of money doing porn. Sniz pain lasts for much shorter. She's providing for her kid and doing the right things in the sense of sheltering him as much as possible. She's not a drug addict or obviously mentally ill. Like I said before, good on her.

While it would be bad to find a porno with your mom in it, could you imagine if it was one of those pregnancy fetish vids? There's his mom, and there he is getting his head slapped by a big fat dong.

The Shatner Incident: Good on her. Money invested correctly can last nearly forever and you make tons of money doing porn.

Wine is mostly a hobby for really uber rich people to lose some money in. It's more of an investment on the order of tulip bulbs, beanie babies, and whatnot.

legion_of_doo: The Shatner Incident: Good on her. Money invested correctly can last nearly forever and you make tons of money doing porn.

Wine is mostly a hobby for really uber rich people to lose some money in. It's more of an investment on the order of tulip bulbs, beanie babies, and whatnot.

Perhaps that is true, but she probably has investments elsewhere. If she has money to throw around for a winery, she has money to throw at other ventures.

She doesn't want her kid to find out, so she gives the Mail Online an interview. Hmm.

LowbrowDeluxe: "It'd be different if it was YOUR daughter/s doing X/Y/Z 'scandalous' thing"

Nope. If either of them as consenting adults want to do that, and hell if they want to get paid to do it, well, their mother enjoyed most of those activities too. That's a good part of how they got here. I'd be more disappointed if they went for Cosmetology.

Yes, I hear it's tough dealing with weightlessness.

oryx: She doesn't want her kid to find out, so she gives the Mail Online an interview. Hmm.

She probably thought he was going to find out sooner than later, and wanted to tell her story on her terms. Pre-emptive damage control, if you want to call it that.

FuryOfFirestorm: She probably thought he was going to find out sooner than later, and wanted to tell her story on her terms.

"So you see, sweetie, when a woman lovers her son very much and needs money, she looks for a skeevy man with a mustache who will pay her to meet a man with a giant [censored] and they take off their clothes in front of a camera and she sucks his [censored] and he sticks his [censored] in her [censored] and then in her [censored] and then she sucks his [censored] again and then he sprays [censored] all over her face and she sticks out her tongue to show the [censored] all over her tongue and then a guy shows up dressed as a pizza delivery man and then they do the same thing all over again."

The end.

I find her very attractive. I've jacked off to her too many times to count.

Meh.

Blonde pornstar with big tits. Boring.

Take your child to work day must be awkward.

- Finding out that "tween" boys don't know what browser cache is: useful

- Knowing that "tween" boys can't spell: obvious

- Finding a google search for "small bobs" in your tween boy's browser cache: priceless.

oryx: She doesn't want her kid to find out, so she gives the Mail Online an interview. Hmm.

Dude, she was on 20/20 Friday night.

Future Weird Childhood Story: They never ordered pizza for delivery.