Good to see a cop willing to arrest a woman for beating up her man. Wouldn't happen in Denton, Tx.

/Crazy ex, beaten with a boat oar
//Yada yada

wildcardjack: Good to see a cop willing to arrest a woman for beating up her man. Wouldn't happen in Denton, Tx.

/Crazy ex, beaten with a boat oar
//Yada yada

Is wayne brady gonna hafta choke a biatch?

mosketer: What good makeup artists can do

Looking at 'Beth' and 'Merline', and then looking at Beth and Merline, and all their respective busts, I'm calling shenanigans.

ArcadianRefugee: mosketer: What good makeup artists can do

Looking at 'Beth' and 'Merline', and then looking at Beth and Merline, and all their respective busts, I'm calling shenanigans.

I thought the same thing...can makeup turn obviously pretty bad tits into nice big firm perfection?

Grables'Daughter: GAT_00: Jamdug!: Is that even the same person?

dopeydwarf: I know! Looks kind of like a tranny in the mug shot.

In other news, people look different when they have multiple dedicated makeup artists to make every single inch of them look shiny and nice on camera.

THIS.

My mugshot looks horrible.

Let's see it - we'll be the judge of that.

The more you eat the more you fart: ArcadianRefugee: mosketer: What good makeup artists can do

Looking at 'Beth' and 'Merline', and then looking at Beth and Merline, and all their respective busts, I'm calling shenanigans.

I thought the same thing...can makeup turn obviously pretty bad tits into nice big firm perfection?

Tape.

I'd hit it.

A crazy woman? Now I've heard everything!

mosketer: What good makeup artists can do:

(Beer has the same effect)

I'm ashamed to admit I know this, but aren't those the contestants from The Swan? Meaning there was a ton of plastic surgery involved.

imnottelling: mosketer: What good makeup artists can do:

(Beer has the same effect)

I'm ashamed to admit I know this, but aren't those the contestants from The Swan? Meaning there was a ton of plastic surgery involved.

*Googles*

Yeup.

Ah yes, good ole Borderline Personality Disorder. I've had personal experience as well, but never called the cops. I just ran far away.
/I was once woken up by a slap across the face

imnottelling: mosketer: What good makeup artists can do:

(Beer has the same effect)

I'm ashamed to admit I know this, but aren't those the contestants from The Swan? Meaning there was a ton of plastic surgery involved.

Googling the name Merline Norman, i found http://www.people.com/people/archive/article/0,,20150254,00.html

It lists all the surgery they had done. Almost all of them had breast augmentation (some just had them lifted), veneers, the whole shebang.

But even after all that surgery, the pageant beauty ideal apparently hinges on having huge, eighties hair and piling on buckets of foundation like a tranny.

moof: buckets of foundation

It's called spackling.

This guy is a bigger douche than previously thought if that really is his comment on the Union Leader website.

He takes 8 beatings from her after coming back from Afghanistan leading to permanent scarring, knows she is a jealous psycho cheating drunk, and then decides to go on the internet and explain himself.

Was it all really worth it to be able to "brag" to your boys that Donald Trump banged your girlfriend too?

LMFAO.

Overfiend: Grables'Daughter: GAT_00: Jamdug!: Is that even the same person?

dopeydwarf: I know! Looks kind of like a tranny in the mug shot.

In other news, people look different when they have multiple dedicated makeup artists to make every single inch of them look shiny and nice on camera.

THIS.

My mugshot looks horrible.

Let's see it - we'll be the judge of that.

I, too would like to see this mugshot.

Ordinary Genius: Overfiend: Grables'Daughter: GAT_00: Jamdug!: Is that even the same person?

dopeydwarf: I know! Looks kind of like a tranny in the mug shot.

In other news, people look different when they have multiple dedicated makeup artists to make every single inch of them look shiny and nice on camera.

THIS.

My mugshot looks horrible.

Let's see it - we'll be the judge of that.

I, too would like to see this mugshot.

MIE? EIP!

I'd stick my Old Man in her Mountain.

fireclown: nobody looks good in mug shot.

I dunno, I look good in mine, if I do say so myself

HaywoodJablonski: Ordinary Genius: Overfiend: Grables'Daughter: GAT_00: Jamdug!: Is that even the same person?

dopeydwarf: I know! Looks kind of like a tranny in the mug shot.

In other news, people look different when they have multiple dedicated makeup artists to make every single inch of them look shiny and nice on camera.

THIS.

My mugshot looks horrible.

Let's see it - we'll be the judge of that.

I, too would like to see this mugshot.

MIE? EIP!

Yes, indeed.
/ BIE?
/ EIP!
/ Think I've seen it all to be honest, but if you've got a horrible mugshot, that'll make the good photos look even hotter...
/ Much like when I sit next to an average-looking guy, he instantly becomes an Adonis.

dustman81: xanadian: I'll bet she's a freak in the sack, too.

/the burlap sack

Hot, sane, single. Choose two.

This.

Living in her tinfoil room keeps the brain control waves out that otherwise make her a ug-bich...



/BTW like a fist of GOD

WTF is in her hand, a condom for a packyderm?

I don't know the woman but she looks kind of biatchy no matter what photo I'm looking at.

John Buck 41: SpikeStrip: it's about time she hanover her title.

She's not keene about that idea.

It's not her decision, she'll just have to learn to live in concord with the circumstances.

ArcadianRefugee: imnottelling: mosketer: What good makeup artists can do:

(Beer has the same effect)

I'm ashamed to admit I know this, but aren't those the contestants from The Swan? Meaning there was a ton of plastic surgery involved.

*Googles*

Yeup.

So tons of plastic surgery, large breast implants, lots of hair dye, spray-on tans, and $8,000 dresses.

Yeah, you could make just about anyone extremely hot with all that.

jaytkay: John Buck 41: SpikeStrip: it's about time she hanover her title.

She's not keene about that idea.

It's not her decision, she'll just have to learn to live in concord with the circumstances.

She may get a second chance if she'll find her Hart's Location and get off her Derry during a Bath to make a Rye Sandwich for and Hancock her Manchester.

She's an A+ from the neck down, but she kinda has the gas face. Sharp eyebrows, etc...

RobSeace: Hardy-r-r: any other guy would of hit her

Anyone that says "would of" deserves to beaten severely...

We'll send Ms. Houde right over.

Impressive....

Miss USA contestant arrested: PICS
Nicole Houde was charged with simple assault after allegedly punching, kicking, scratching and biting


Read more: http://www.967thewave.com/cc-common/news/sections/newsarticle.html?fee d=444246&article=10085975#ixzz1tRKItNgI



Hank Moody and I approve! Would love a slice of that crazy....

if you really want to put a model into her own special prison, take away her texting privileges...

Too skinny for me. Let's send her a few of these.

Grables'Daughter: GAT_00: Jamdug!: Is that even the same person?

dopeydwarf: I know! Looks kind of like a tranny in the mug shot.

In other news, people look different when they have multiple dedicated makeup artists to make every single inch of them look shiny and nice on camera.

THIS.

My mugshot looks horrible.

Ummm.... Prove it?

Honestly, those pageant photos are like 2 years old.

Two years for them is like 40 years for normal people.

Pathologically narcissistic drama ho's are high maintenance? Where do you get this crazy talk.

Nice feet!

/fap

Ow My Balls: Too skinny for me. Let's send her a few of these.

That picture of the club sandwich is the only good thing in this thread.

Jeez I'm hungry.

/might be fat

John Buck 41: SpikeStrip: it's about time she hanover her title.

She's not keene about that idea.

the flowers i sent her are wilton... :(

Hardy-r-r: From the comments:


Scott Nickerson said:

Ok, I have heard enough. This is the victim - Nickerson. For all of you who had an open mind and didn't immideately take her side because she is a woman, thank you. For the rest of you, you need to ******* and not speak or accuse someone without knowing any of the facts. This "*****" ca,e home from Afghanistan in mid january and has had her beat me up on 8 different occasions. yes I said 8. All for no reason being drunk and a jealous pyscho. I took it every time and let her make up with me the next day. I had a chunk of my arm bitten off from her on a cruise ship in the middle of the night after I left her in the bar because she was being insane, and she came back woke me and my son up and started fighting me. So enough is enough, yeah I called the cops because I think after 8 times and having my arm and backhaving permanent scars I have the right to protect myself. because unlike some a holes out there, I didn't hit back. And as far as the phone thing.. Yeah I looked at her phone and found her cheating texts and confronted her with it, and she wasn't even sorry just wanted her phone back, which I offered to give her in exchange for my keys to my house that she had and wouldn't give back to me... But she didn't want to do that, just went crazy on me. So yeah there's the facts and I hope you guys that called me out feel retarded now... I am the nicest laid back guy, any other guy would of hit her and gave up a long time ago.. A man can only take so much tho.... That's my peace you guys can believe or write whatever you want...
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April 28, 2012 9:14 pm

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Criminal Defense attorney here. This happens more than most realize. Men almost never call the police when women go crazy and hits, scratches and bites the man. I believe the "turn in your man card" attitude from others is partly responsible.

Most of the time when a women goes crazy, the man simply leaves in an attempt to get the woman to cool down. However, sometimes instead of cooling down the women calls the police and tells them "he pushed me". The police will always take out a warrant for the man and arrest him, despite there being no injury sustained by the woman, and even if the woman admits she was blocking the man's way out of the house and the push was not violent and merely to pass by her. The police almost never consider injuries sustained by the man in determining whom to arrest, even when the woman has none and the man has numerous injuries. There is a total double standard.

Compare this to when the situation is reversed. If a man blocks a women's attempts to leave, the woman's actions in attacking the man are excused by law enforcement AND the police will charge the man with false imprisonment.

To the men out there that are in crazy relationships, I will note that your smart phone is your best friend. If/when your girl starts going bat shait crazy and starts to hit you, pull out your phone and start video taping and keep video taping until you leave. This advice has helped many of my clients. Almost no cop will believe you when you say that your girlfriend attacked you, they will refuse to look at your recording, and you will probably still be arrested and charged, but a DA will not prosecute a case when presented video evidence.

And, when you play that video for the DA, don't expect him to proceed with any Filing False Report charges against the crazy ex-girlfriend. That will never happen. Total double standard.

/Not saying men don't often abuse women, just noting the double standard for arrest and prosecution.

jaylectricity: I wonder how my life would be if women just wanted to give my dick their dead-weight tongue.

Like if just touching my dick with their tongue would bring them the same pleasure I'd feel licking and/or putting some tongue pressure on the cameltoe in the following picture:
I've wondered the same thing. I mean, I love burying my face in some hairpie, but most girls don't seem to enjoy chowing down on the trouser snake.

Day_Old_Dutchie: It's humiliation enough to be beat up by a woman but making the news for it?

Really. Getting beat up by a woman and then running and crying to the cops.

Sounds like somebody really needs to turn in his "man card"

What's he supposed to do? Kick her ass?

The only way to win in a fight with a woman is to have the cops take her crazy ass to jail and be put through the indignity of it. She's gonna cry and be pissed as hell. Perfect win. There is no other way to handle it and provide a little payback without ending up in jail.

Besides, why would you want some biatch walking around out there thinking she can assault someone and get away with it because she's pretty? People need to keep their hands to themselves and if not they need to be taught a lesson.

beanx: John Buck 41: SpikeStrip: it's about time she hanover her title.

She's not keene about that idea.

the flowers i sent her are wilton... :(

If she would forget my name and number in the morning I would Fremont her and Claremont her and then bend her over Andover Andover Andover all night long.