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Digitalstrange		2012-04-28 09:58:46 PM

radiofreewill: Jensaarai: radiofreewill: Hey all! Another Saturday night race and I'm at work with my phone.

Can someone fill me in on Gordon's pit stop earlier? I'm working with a moran who's convinced NASCAR has an anti-Gordon bias because the 24 went 2 laps down.

Your coworker is stupid. He fell back with damage and had to pit under green. That's why he was 2 laps down. Luckily for 24 fans, I think he took the wave around last caution. It says he's only 1 down. If we get another couple cautions, he could conceivably get to the front of the 1 lap down cars, then get back on the lead lap.

I'd certainly say so; he seems to have neglected to remember the damage. He's now reciting a litany of reasons why Gordon should beef up security around his garage.

tl;dr: THIS GUY REALLY NEEDS TO GET LAID!!!

You should hear the conspiracy theories from some of my fellow Kyle Busch fans. Harvick and her Husband secretly run NASCAR, did you know that? Gibbs now hates Kyle for doing what Gibbs signed off on him doing and start his own Nationwide team so they are giving him junk. NASCAR is holding him back. etc,etc.........

What_Would_Jimi_Do		2012-04-28 09:58:57 PM

bluorangefyre: What_Would_Jimi_Do

You will not be disappointed by the b-day gift. I've seen it a few times and it is awesome. Although I would also recommend the one from 5/25/75 as well.

he also sent some zappa, traffic, pink floyd, david gilmor, LZ, steve hillage and gong sound boards.

i am looking forward to it.

kteela		2012-04-28 09:59:20 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Mets with a 3-run fifth

More action going on in Denver right now than in Virginia Is For Boring.

Did I see yesterday's score right? Did they lose like 18-9?

Go Denver!

cameroncrazy1984		2012-04-28 09:59:46 PM

Jensaarai: WTF is an "optical conclusion?"

It's where you believe your lyin' eyes, instead of me.

relaxitsjustme		2012-04-28 10:00:26 PM

Sounds like they just learned how many laps unitl the tires give up

cameroncrazy1984		2012-04-28 10:00:54 PM

kteela: cameroncrazy1984: Mets with a 3-run fifth

More action going on in Denver right now than in Virginia Is For Boring.

Did I see yesterday's score right? Did they lose like 18-9?

Go Denver!

Yes they did. Entirely because Manny Acosta is really just an awful pitcher. He gave up like 11 runs in the sixth.

D2theMcV		2012-04-28 10:01:08 PM

C'mon! You gotta capitalize on chances like that!

DanZero		2012-04-28 10:01:38 PM

Jensaarai: WTF is an "optical conclusion?"

img.photobucket.com

D2theMcV		2012-04-28 10:01:48 PM

D2theMcV: C'mon! You gotta capitalize on chances like that!

Oops wrong thread.

kteela		2012-04-28 10:02:02 PM

cameroncrazy1984: kteela: cameroncrazy1984: Mets with a 3-run fifth

More action going on in Denver right now than in Virginia Is For Boring.

Did I see yesterday's score right? Did they lose like 18-9?

Go Denver!

Yes they did. Entirely because Manny Acosta is really just an awful pitcher. He gave up like 11 runs in the sixth.

That's like, well, that's losing like the Cubbies do.

vegaswench		2012-04-28 10:02:35 PM

D2theMcV: D2theMcV: C'mon! You gotta capitalize on chances like that!

Oops wrong thread.

lol I'm in both, too, and was afraid I'd do that. I am sure as the playoffs go on it's inevitable.

cameroncrazy1984		2012-04-28 10:02:47 PM

HOLY CHRIST IKE DAVIS GOT A HIT

/sorry
//he'shiatting .30

HOLY CHRIST CAUTION IS OUT TOO

good_2_go		2012-04-28 10:02:54 PM

Thanks a lot, Burton.

Go Fast Turn Left		2012-04-28 10:03:09 PM

Fun fact: there's a second all-electric pace car just sitting in the infield if this one dies.

Jensaarai		2012-04-28 10:04:47 PM

Digitalstrange: Gibbs now hates Kyle for doing what Gibbs signed off on him doing and start his own Nationwide team so they are giving him junk. NASCAR is holding him back. etc,etc.........

Or.. you know... starting your own team is a hard thing to do and that reflects on a driver's Cup performance.

I enjoy a good NASCAR conspiracy theory as much as the next guy, but c'mon.

i640.photobucket.com

...Never mind
i640.photobucket.com

Dammit, Burton

vegaswench		2012-04-28 10:04:57 PM

DanZero: D2theMcV: D2theMcV: C'mon! You gotta capitalize on chances like that!

Oops wrong thread.

[img.photobucket.com image 640x489]

lol

good_2_go		2012-04-28 10:04:59 PM

Go Fast Turn Left: Fun fact: there's a second all-electric pace car just sitting in the infield if this one dies.

There are always 2 pace cars. They split the field in half for the first couple of pace laps before the race begins.

relaxitsjustme		2012-04-28 10:05:22 PM

Carry the tire. What a suck rule

mrtk421		2012-04-28 10:05:27 PM

Lol. JJ penalized.

emonk		2012-04-28 10:06:15 PM

Today I bought a handheld tennis racquet-shaped battery-powered bug zapper at Wal-Mart because it reminded me of 'Mostly Harmless' and made me laugh out loud. I must say, this thing is FUN under the porch lights.

Um...is there something wrong with me?

DanZero		2012-04-28 10:06:20 PM

vegaswench: DanZero: D2theMcV: D2theMcV: C'mon! You gotta capitalize on chances like that!

Oops wrong thread.

[img.photobucket.com image 640x489]

lol

And just as I posted that, JJ got another bad break in the pit.

AM I THE IDOL GUY NOW?!

vegaswench		2012-04-28 10:07:10 PM

DanZero: vegaswench: DanZero: D2theMcV: D2theMcV: C'mon! You gotta capitalize on chances like that!

Oops wrong thread.

[img.photobucket.com image 640x489]

lol

And just as I posted that, JJ got another bad break in the pit.

AM I THE IDOL GUY NOW?!

Hmmm, buy a 48 car and rub it or something.

Digitalstrange		2012-04-28 10:07:57 PM

Jensaarai: Digitalstrange: Gibbs now hates Kyle for doing what Gibbs signed off on him doing and start his own Nationwide team so they are giving him junk. NASCAR is holding him back. etc,etc.........

Or.. you know... starting your own team is a hard thing to do and that reflects on a driver's Cup performance.

I enjoy a good NASCAR conspiracy theory as much as the next guy, but c'mon.

[i640.photobucket.com image 319x236]

...Never mind
[i640.photobucket.com image 348x435]
Dammit, Burton

Oh I know, but try explaining that to die hard crazies. Some of them still think the parking penalty was a conspiracy

DanZero		2012-04-28 10:08:11 PM

vegaswench: DanZero: vegaswench: DanZero: D2theMcV: D2theMcV: C'mon! You gotta capitalize on chances like that!

Oops wrong thread.

[img.photobucket.com image 640x489]

lol

And just as I posted that, JJ got another bad break in the pit.

AM I THE IDOL GUY NOW?!

Hmmm, buy a 48 car and rub it or something.

I'll just keep digging through my Photobucket. I got so many pics I'm moving them into a sports folder for easy access.

good_2_go		2012-04-28 10:08:49 PM

emonk: Um...is there something wrong with me?

You're not pulling their wings off, are you?

D2theMcV		2012-04-28 10:08:51 PM

lol 48!

Fireproof		2012-04-28 10:08:54 PM

cameroncrazy1984: HOLY CHRIST IKE DAVIS GOT A HIT

/sorry
//he'shiatting .30

HOLY CHRIST CAUTION IS OUT TOO

FILTERPWN'D!

cameroncrazy1984		2012-04-28 10:09:12 PM

emonk: Today I bought a handheld tennis racquet-shaped battery-powered bug zapper at Wal-Mart because it reminded me of 'Mostly Harmless' and made me laugh out loud. I must say, this thing is FUN under the porch lights.

Um...is there something wrong with me?

Only if you're not currently having a beer.

relaxitsjustme		2012-04-28 10:09:22 PM

vegaswench: DanZero: vegaswench: DanZero: D2theMcV: D2theMcV:

AM I THE IDOL GUY NOW?!

Hmmm, buy a 48 car and rub it or something.

I'm rubbing something....but it ain't a #48 car!!! Bwahahahaha

good_2_go		2012-04-28 10:09:42 PM

Dammit, Carl!

cameroncrazy1984		2012-04-28 10:10:01 PM

Fireproof: cameroncrazy1984: HOLY CHRIST IKE DAVIS GOT A HIT

/sorry
//he'shiatting .30

HOLY CHRIST CAUTION IS OUT TOO

FILTERPWN'D!

I thought they fixed that.

Go Fast Turn Left		2012-04-28 10:10:18 PM

good_2_go: Go Fast Turn Left: Fun fact: there's a second all-electric pace car just sitting in the infield if this one dies.

There are always 2 pace cars. They split the field in half for the first couple of pace laps before the race begins.

They're normally parked a ways away after the opening flag tho. This one is 50' from pit enterance by Turn 1

Jensaarai		2012-04-28 10:10:19 PM

Mr. Edwards
i640.photobucket.com

FiendishFellow05		2012-04-28 10:10:19 PM

SUCK IT, EVIL OPIE!

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2012-04-28 10:10:23 PM

I love what happened to johnson so much!

Evil Opie got the black flag!!! This it's so awesome!!!

D2theMcV		2012-04-28 10:10:37 PM

Ouch! Brutal (non) restart there Smoke!

DanZero		2012-04-28 10:10:57 PM

emonk		2012-04-28 10:10:59 PM

good_2_go: emonk: Um...is there something wrong with me?

You're not pulling their wings off, are you?

Taking care of slow-flying mosquitos is a SNAP!!

mrtk421		2012-04-28 10:11:06 PM

And Jr to 4th!

emonk		2012-04-28 10:11:49 PM

cameroncrazy1984: emonk: Today I bought a handheld tennis racquet-shaped battery-powered bug zapper at Wal-Mart because it reminded me of 'Mostly Harmless' and made me laugh out loud. I must say, this thing is FUN under the porch lights.

Um...is there something wrong with me?

Only if you're not currently having a beer.

AND...you can work it with one hand.

Digitalstrange		2012-04-28 10:11:53 PM

D2theMcV: Ouch! Brutal (non) restart there Smoke!

and he still comes out in the lead

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-04-28 10:12:16 PM

PeriRies		2012-04-28 10:12:27 PM

Wow, that was harsh.

Sucks for Carl, but rules is rules I guess.

Jensaarai		2012-04-28 10:13:48 PM

If you're gonna spin the tires as the leader, I guess that's the spot to do it.

D2theMcV		2012-04-28 10:15:07 PM

Digitalstrange: D2theMcV: Ouch! Brutal (non) restart there Smoke!

and he still comes out in the lead

Yeah, how awesome is that! Tony stays in front, Jimmy goes to the back. This could help alleviate my disappointment in the Blues loss!

jht		2012-04-28 10:15:26 PM

Carl got screwed. But go Smoke, Joonyer, and Dinger!

emonk		2012-04-28 10:17:16 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: emonk: Today I bought a handheld tennis racquet-shaped battery-powered bug zapper at Wal-Mart because it reminded me of 'Mostly Harmless' and made me laugh out loud. I must say, this thing is FUN under the porch lights.

Um...is there something wrong with me?

Does it make nice flashes and sizzling sounds?

/if so, then no, there's nothing wrong with you

Yeah. Old school zap-snap-sizzle-bad-smell. And it takes two AAs and costs $6.99. I finally have a hobby.

What's happening with the race?