Tad_Waxpole: glassa: Beer is nasty shat. That is all.

//tried it
///hate it

What are you twelve years old?

Beer is nasty. (Sipping bourbon right now, that's a real man's drink, not fizzy piss.)

D: Mitt Romney is weird.
R: You're using weird as a code word for 'Mormon'
D: No we're not, he's weird because he doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, and won't swear.
R: Those are all because he's Mormon.
D: Yeah, like we said, he's weird.

The Dog Ate The Constitution: He should say he smoked marijuana, then the liberals would love him.

He should waterboard an innocent brown person, the teahadists would love him.

/see how stupid that sounded
//how do you think you sounded you peabrain?

jjorsett: Unfortunately for the left, Romney isn't corrupt, stupid, a closeted gay, a racist or incompetent.

I didn't realize you guys set the bar so low.

Also I'm so very tempted to mspaint a penis into that Romney picture that's at the top of the sidebar.

feckingmorons: Thank goodness he is not a drug abusing coke user like our current president

Bush left office in 2009, sport.

jjorsett: Romney isn't corrupt

What's sad is that you believe this

wax_on: Tad_Waxpole: glassa: Beer is nasty shat. That is all.

//tried it
///hate it

What are you twelve years old?

Beer is nasty. (Sipping bourbon right now, that's a real man's drink, not fizzy piss.)

You need to try a better beer. Bud/Miller/Coors/what have you is, indeed, fizzy piss, but there's much better stuff out there.

Mr. Will Not Even Come Close To Becoming President

B-but OBAMA's FARKING UP! HURR DEE HURR DERPA DOO.

Gyrfalcon: What's sad is, even the typical GOP white knights can't find any way to support this, so they're reduced to attacking liberals for not liking Romney. Just admit your guy is stupid, but he's the best you've got.

Romney is stupid. The fact that Obama copied his Health Care law shows how moronic Obama truly is.

Gyrfalcon: What's sad is, even the typical GOP white knights can't find any way to support this, so they're reduced to attacking liberals for not liking Romney. Just admit your guy is stupid, but he's the best you've got.

Heh, I remember doing a lot of that in 2004. That, and grousing about Dean getting mauled by the press.

The Dog Ate The Constitution: Gyrfalcon: What's sad is, even the typical GOP white knights can't find any way to support this, so they're reduced to attacking liberals for not liking Romney. Just admit your guy is stupid, but he's the best you've got.

Romney is stupid. The fact that Obama copied his Health Care law shows how moronic Obama truly is.

*derp*

The surprise for most of you is that not everybody drinks.

Romney's got the the main quality that will win an election in November, he's not Obama. The Republicans are fired up against Obama and only the hardest core Democrats are going to feel motivated to make the same mistake twice.

The DBS: Romney Kerry's got the the main quality that will win an election in November, he's not Obama Bush. The Republicans Democrats are fired up against Obama Bush and only the hardest core Democrats Republicans are going to feel motivated to make the same mistake twice.

FTF2004.

I forget, how'd that one turn out?

jjorsett: Unfortunately for the left, Romney isn't corrupt, stupid, a closeted gay, a racist or incompetent.

If you are talking about the same person we are, that person who made the money he didn't inherit from daddy by stealing from healthy companies until they go bankrupt. That same someone whose public opinion fluctuates based on what his audience wants to hear yet almost always does what benefits his rich friends. If you are suggesting that that person, by the name of Mitt Romney, isn't corrupt, then you must have a different definition of the word than I do.

But even if you are right, the lack of negative traits still isn't much of a positive when talking about someone applying for the most powerful public office in the country. There are plenty of competent non-corrupt, non-closeted gays or racists out there who have actually done things to help people instead of stealing their money and giving them pink slips, as well as pass for a normal human being as well.

Your Average Witty Fark User: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: I actually don't care for the taste of beer. Dark, light, craft, seasonal, just can't get past the hoppy after taste. Now a good glass of whine, or a nice smooth rum....

Family vacation when I was about 12... driving through Death Valley, it's 120+ degrees, and I'm whining and whining and whining that I'm thirsty. Dad forces me to drink a warm Corona. I get one mouthful down, throw it up, and have never had a beer since. Just the smell makes me nauseous to this day.

CSB.

Well there's your problem right there...warm Corona combined with family induced trauma.

Somebody take this man out for a good time and when he's not paying attention, slip him a COLD one...

EatTheWorld: hubiestubert: They just keep forgetting, that Mitt, while flexible in his positions, just has no real appeal to anyone who doesn't have him in their own pockets.

This is where you are so wrong. He appeals to me because he is now the only choice beside fartbongo. And fartbongo can kiss my ass.

You could vote for a real conservative like Gary Johnson who just joined the Libertarian party and is running for President. Or you can prove that you are simply a Republican who gets all angered up over the supposed lack of Christian values in Obama while voting for the Mormon.

Think Obama did an awesome job his first 4 years? I did! But I think that he can do EVEN BETTER! vote for me, Mitt Romney!!!!

Gyrfalcon: Vote for Romney! Because he's not black!

Given enough time, I'm sure Romney will claim to be black.

jjorsett: Unfortunately for the left, Romney isn't corrupt, stupid, a closeted gay, a racist or incompetent.

Sure he is. He's all things to all people.

Alternatively, he's not that but he does know a guy who runs a corrupt, stupid, a closeted gay, a racist or incompetent manufacturing plant and that guy says he just LOVES it.

If you don't drink beer, you're not a true Farker. It's the only thing this silly website is truly about.

Bucky Katt: Mitt is Al Gore without the charisma.

So he WINS Florida?

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: If you don't drink beer, you're not a true Farker. It's the only thing this silly website is truly about.

and boobs

HeartBurnKid: feckingmorons: Thank goodness he is not a drug abusing coke user like our current president

Bush left office in 2009, sport.

Damn! You got there before me.

Anyway, I say we fark Romney and make this a beer snob thread.

Here's one I like.

"He sat up front, to the side at a desk, keeping records," Mitt would recall years later. "I remember that he had very dark hair, that it was quite shiny, and that you could see it in from front to back. Have you looked at my hair? Yep, it's just like his was some 40 years ago."

"Have you looked at my hair?" There is perhaps some psychological insight there: Romney is worshipful of his father, and has apparently modeled himself on a man his father trusted.

Man-crush.
/Blatant.
//Closeted.
///He's a poofter. NTTATWWT

Curse of the Goth Kids 2012-04-29 02:15:33 AM

jjorsett: Unfortunately for the left, Romney isn't corrupt, stupid, a closeted gay, a racist or incompetent.

Sure he is. He's all things to all people.

He's neither a floor wax nor a dessert topping!

The only reason people won't vote for Obama is because they are racists. Mitt Romney is a racist. Obama should pick Al Sharpton or Trayvon Martin's ghost for VP.

Sounds like some people here are saying Romney is electable.

propasaurus: Living up to your name again.

I am still trying to figure out if he/she/it thinks that Bush jr is still the POTUS. I realize that most of the crap he/she/it pounds out on the keyboard are attempts at trolling the unwashed masses, but really, that was really sad and my gut tells me it came from the heart.

Romney is the candidate I would prefer to have an awkward ginger ale with.

rynthetyn: That would be something that would make Romneybot mildly interesting.

That's honestly his main problem besides his ever present awkwardness. He's just so farking boring to watch.

"Hi Mitt, want to grab a beer?"

"No, I don't drink. But I do play squash with the CEO of Anheiser Busch from time to time!"

jjorsett: Unfortunately for the left, Romney isn't corrupt, stupid, a closeted gay, a racist or incompetent.

Of course he's not. All of those words totally flopped in front of this month's focus group!

He just gets a buzz off the intoxicating aroma of money, and the taste of the tears of those he ruins by laying them off.