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(Norwich Bulletin)   After being turned down applying for grant, saucy eight year old uses her noodle and raises enough money to deliver 20 homemade lasagnas to the local soup kitchen. Garfield smiles, pushes Odie off the table   ( divider line
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2012-04-28 06:44:31 PM  
2 votes:

Viva Italia: How does one make lasagna? I fail every time. . .i make a pasta saucey brick a thing a ma jig. . .

Pre heat oven, .......
2012-04-28 06:40:14 PM  
2 votes:
The FSM smiles on her.
2012-04-28 05:51:39 PM  
2 votes:

James F. Campbell: kiwimoogle84: Actually subby, I believe Garfield PUNTS Odie off the table, nothing so gently as pushing, methinks.

Haha, you read Garfield.

It could be worse.

She could have been reading Marmaduke.
2012-04-28 08:24:19 PM  
1 vote:

kiwimoogle84: has a Calvin and Hobbes tattoo

What's he peeing on?
2012-04-28 07:19:32 PM  
1 vote:
Griswold girl?
2012-04-28 07:19:18 PM  
1 vote:

Delay: cig-mkr: Viva Italia: How does one make lasagna? I fail every time. . .i make a pasta saucey brick a thing a ma jig. . .

Pre heat oven, .......

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Needs more red wine.

Would this be OK?
2012-04-28 06:55:59 PM  
1 vote:
Tell her, her teacher and the parents thanks so much for wasting taxpayer money (easily totaling more than the food) and making the govt go through her application and turn it down.

Also tell her that if she didn't try and mess around with the Govt and realize that the Govt doesnt exist to pay
her pet projects then she'd be ready for the future.

She could have made 100 meals, sold them for a large profit, and fed the senior citizens the bootstraps she wouldn't need any more!!! It's not like we want to boomers around any longer 'cause we can't afford.

/was that any good? :)
2012-04-28 06:01:07 PM  
1 vote:
2012-04-28 05:42:07 PM  
1 vote:
reports of 8-year-old girls and lasagnas were greatly exaggerated?
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