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(Starpulse)   Zoe Saldana reveals that her favorite sex position is "being on my knees". In related news, Subby now entering one-handed GIS mode   (starpulse.com) divider line 98
    More: Hero, Zoe Saldana, Gwyneth Paltrow, Sarah Silverman, Jane Fonda  
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2012-04-28 03:27:16 PM
Now I can't get Fonda and her bad knee out of head GODAMMITSOMUCH
 
2012-04-28 04:08:48 PM
Holy crap.

I'm not one to get chubbies while surfing entertainment news, but there it is.
 
2012-04-28 05:01:36 PM
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2012-04-28 06:14:58 PM
FTA:

Saldana replied, "I like missionary and I like being on my knees too. And I love being on top... I love doggy-style or standing up."

DTF.
 
2012-04-28 06:58:00 PM
I just watched Colombiana - that chick is hot.
 
2012-04-28 07:00:17 PM
I'll be in my bunk...
 
2012-04-28 07:03:08 PM
She has two sisters that aren't bad either.

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2012-04-28 07:03:25 PM
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2012-04-28 07:04:31 PM

9beers: She has two sisters that aren't bad either.

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Scrumptious! I'll BRB....
 
2012-04-28 07:05:40 PM
On a scale from one to ten. . .I am excited!!!
 
2012-04-28 07:06:12 PM
Strangely, "with my legs pushed well behind my head, while he just pile drives me' is absent.
 
2012-04-28 07:08:17 PM
Silverman does seem like the sort who likes it rough.
 
2012-04-28 07:11:45 PM

gopher321: Now I can't get Fonda and her bad knee out of head GODAMMITSOMUCH


This. That was a boner killer.
 
2012-04-28 07:13:49 PM
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2012-04-28 07:14:26 PM

Might be...

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If...
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But...

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I know. I know.
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2012-04-28 07:17:37 PM

7th Son of a 7th Son: gopher321: Now I can't get Fonda and her bad knee out of head GODAMMITSOMUCH

This. That was a boner killer.


Wayback machine for you guys:
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2012-04-28 07:18:55 PM

9beers: She has two sisters that aren't bad either.


Oh, because they're black you call them "sisters"?
 
2012-04-28 07:20:48 PM
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I'm going to drill you so hard that it'll make Nero want to drop a singularity in you...

/got nothing
 
2012-04-28 07:21:16 PM

7th Son of a 7th Son: gopher321: Now I can't get Fonda and her bad knee out of head GODAMMITSOMUCH

This. That was a boner killer.


Ask Warren Beatty if she was a boner-killer.
 
2012-04-28 07:24:19 PM
And in the linked article, we find out she loves boobs
 
2012-04-28 07:28:13 PM
Sorry I couldn't RTFA, I was too distracted by this...
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Do the Germans have a word that means nauseated + amused?

Pop quiz, how many volleyballs do you see in this picture?
 
2012-04-28 07:32:51 PM

Tube: And in the linked article, we find out she loves boobs


Wow, she's a huge dyke. Good for her. emoticonhq.com
 
2012-04-28 07:32:54 PM

Tube: And in the linked article, we find out she loves boobs


Pity she doesn't have any.
 
2012-04-28 07:33:36 PM
Saldana replied, "I like missionary and I like being on my knees too. And I love being on top... I love doggy-style or standing up."


Sounds more like "all of the above" to me.
 
2012-04-28 07:37:15 PM

BigLuca: Do the Germans have a word that means nauseated + amused?


Pukenfreude
 
2012-04-28 07:41:29 PM

BigLuca: Sorry I couldn't RTFA, I was too distracted by this...
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Do the Germans have a word that means nauseated + amused?

Pop quiz, how many volleyballs do you see in this picture?



THERE ARE THREE. AND ONE AW!
 
2012-04-28 07:43:12 PM
Ok, I guess I'll get this started.

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2012-04-28 07:45:37 PM
Go on...
 
2012-04-28 08:00:05 PM
I used to do it doggystyle like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.
 
2012-04-28 08:03:59 PM

Tube: And in the linked article, we find out she loves boobs


Mrs. Smurf loves them too. She even has a pair herself.
 
2012-04-28 08:05:56 PM
Amanda de Cadenet? I was hoping she'd fallen off the face of the Earth after her God-awful stint on The Word about 20 years ago. Well it's nice to know Americans are taking their responsibility to the environment seriously now, recycling her and other British telly rejects like Piers Morgan.

/We'll take Craig back though.
//"Beadle's About..? A bout of the CLAP!"
///Yeah, I know you don't get it.
 
2012-04-28 08:13:16 PM

Christian Bale: Saldana replied, "I like missionary and I like being on my knees too. And I love being on top... I love doggy-style or standing up."


Sounds more like "all of the above" to me.


"All of the above?" "Some of the below" too.
 
2012-04-28 08:15:20 PM

LeroyBourne: Strangely, "with my legs pushed well behind my head, while he just pile drives me' is absent.


This. Guess we aren't to the point yet that they can be THAT honest....

Although I did half-expect something like that to come out of Sarah Silverman's mouth....
 
2012-04-28 08:16:16 PM
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2012-04-28 08:18:43 PM
FTA: After her initial shock, Paltrow added, "I'm down with all of them."

Very Palin-esque answer.
 
2012-04-28 08:26:21 PM

PsyLord: [i3.ytimg.com image 480x360]
I'm going to drill you so hard that it'll make Nero want to drop a singularity in you...

/got nothing


I think Quinto may have his attention on Sulu.
 
2012-04-28 08:30:33 PM

MrEricSir: FTA: After her initial shock, Paltrow added, "I'm down with all of them."

Very Palin-esque answer.


Yeah, not terribly convincing.
 
2012-04-28 08:37:49 PM
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Yeah you go Hanoi Jane.....biatch
 
2012-04-28 08:38:20 PM

MrEricSir: FTA: After her initial shock, Paltrow added, "I'm down with all of them."

Very Palin-esque answer.



A Palin-esque answer would have emphasized spankings, oral sex, and great peril.
 
2012-04-28 08:39:16 PM
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2012-04-28 08:41:19 PM

Misconduc: Yeah you go Hanoi Jane.....biatch


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2012-04-28 08:45:21 PM
-Saldana's face and eyes are a complete turnoff, and her body, while fit, isn't much other than that. Honestly, I'm surprised her favorite position isn't with a strapon on her knees behind some girl
-Jane Fonda is 74. Her shiat is full of bats, cobwebs, and crusty VC sperm. Gross.
-Silverman's favorite is A2M. She has that amateur pornstar look and attitude about her
-Paltrow at least has that classical beauty look, but she's probably a prude, and her response reinforces it
 
2012-04-28 08:49:23 PM
So what movie or show is she promoting?
/dnrtfa
 
2012-04-28 09:12:38 PM

bhcompy: -Saldana's face and eyes are a complete turnoff, and her body, while fit, isn't much other than that. Honestly, I'm surprised her favorite position isn't with a strapon on her knees behind some girl
-Jane Fonda is 74. Her shiat is full of bats, cobwebs, and crusty VC sperm. Gross.
-Silverman's favorite is A2M. She has that amateur pornstar look and attitude about her
-Paltrow at least has that classical beauty look, but she's probably a prude, and her response reinforces it


The important thing here is you can find a reason to hate any woman you come across.
 
2012-04-28 09:13:32 PM

BigLuca: Sorry I couldn't RTFA, I was too distracted by this...

Do the Germans have a word that means nauseated + amused?

Pop quiz, how many volleyballs do you see in this picture?


There are only two balls I want to see in that photo. Mine.
 
2012-04-28 09:16:54 PM

gopher321: Now I can't get Fonda and her bad knee out of head GODAMMITSOMUCH


In other news, someone is apparently farking the traitor Fonda, who should have been executed on live TV decades ago.
 
2012-04-28 09:21:00 PM

BigLuca: Sorry I couldn't RTFA, I was too distracted by this...
[cdn.evilbeetgossip.com image 634x426]
Do the Germans have a word that means nauseated + amused?

Pop quiz, how many volleyballs do you see in this picture?


lol I thought they said those were "real". And I see 3 volleyballs, 2 of which you can't do much but smack around.
 
2012-04-28 09:28:06 PM
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and....
 
2012-04-28 09:38:12 PM

bhcompy: -Saldana's face and eyes are a complete turnoff, and her body, while fit, isn't much other than that. Honestly, I'm surprised her favorite position isn't with a strapon on her knees behind some girl
-Jane Fonda is 74. Her shiat is full of bats, cobwebs, and crusty VC sperm. Gross.
-Silverman's favorite is A2M. She has that amateur pornstar look and attitude about her
-Paltrow at least has that classical beauty look, but she's probably a prude, and her response reinforces it


That should cover all the troll bases. Batter up boys!
 
2012-04-28 09:41:26 PM
I'll take any position that is offered. :(
 
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