Wolf_Blitzer: bhcompy: -Saldana's face and eyes are a complete turnoff, and her body, while fit, isn't much other than that. Honestly, I'm surprised her favorite position isn't with a strapon on her knees behind some girl
-Jane Fonda is 74. Her shiat is full of bats, cobwebs, and crusty VC sperm. Gross.
-Silverman's favorite is A2M. She has that amateur pornstar look and attitude about her
-Paltrow at least has that classical beauty look, but she's probably a prude, and her response reinforces it

The important thing here is you can find a reason to hate any woman you come across.

Yea, I thought that response seemed super gay too (nttawwt). It takes a real queen to find something negative in every women he sees.

/would them all
//if I weren't married, of course

bearcats1983: Wolf_Blitzer: bhcompy: -Saldana's face and eyes are a complete turnoff, and her body, while fit, isn't much other than that. Honestly, I'm surprised her favorite position isn't with a strapon on her knees behind some girl
-Jane Fonda is 74. Her shiat is full of bats, cobwebs, and crusty VC sperm. Gross.
-Silverman's favorite is A2M. She has that amateur pornstar look and attitude about her
-Paltrow at least has that classical beauty look, but she's probably a prude, and her response reinforces it

The important thing here is you can find a reason to hate any woman you come across.

Yea, I thought that response seemed super gay too (nttawwt). It takes a real queen to find something negative in every women he sees.

/would them all
//if I weren't married, of course

Only 4 women exist in your world?

Caeldan: So what movie or show is she promoting?
/dnrtfa

It appears to be a vanity project from some libidinous British chick hoping to become the next Oprah.

DRTFA. I'm guessing she has a movie coming out?

Misconduc: Yeah you go Hanoi Jane.....biatch

"We of the Kennedy and Johnson administrations acted according to what we thought were the principles and traditions of our country. But we were wrong. We were terribly wrong," -Robert McNamara

The next time your government tells you to fly off yonder and kill people, you are within your rights to ask why and in certain cases defy that order.

That is why we are here, in THIS country.

After her initial shock, Paltrow added, "I'm down with all of them."

See, Sarah. Just answer the easy question and move on.

And Jane Fonda. Open wound or fake outrage? 1:99, I'd say.

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Yeah you go Hanoi Jane.....biatch

Still in a twist about Jane Fonda visiting people defending themselves against an illegal invasion, eh?

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Yeah you go Hanoi Jane.....biatch





Yeah. you go ahead and hate the pretty actress, tough guy. I'll keep enjoying Klute, Barbarella and other movies anyway, you'll keep enjoying that enormous bug up your ass.

Dear lord...Paltrow and Silverman making sexy talk?


/ante up

JosephFinn: Misconduc: [www.1stcavmedic.com image 263x300]
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Yeah you go Hanoi Jane.....biatch

Still in a twist about Jane Fonda visiting people defending themselves against an illegal invasion, eh?

Ah, another Fark history major. Here's a hint. If Fonda was visiting people defending themselves against invasion, then she would have visited South Vietnam. The Vietcong were supported by the North Vietnamese Army, which is who Fonda visited. The American military fought a holding action to keep the North (supported by the Chinese) from invading the South, which is part of the reason it was destined to fail. Now go back to your Xbox.

/back to Zoe doggy-style.

jaytkay: Misconduc: Yeah you go Hanoi Jane.....biatch

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These pics need to haunt that biatch til the day she goes into the ground. Good work.

NeedlesslyCanadian: As someone who did history in uni....so the fark what? Seriously, people act as though she was handing out military secrets like candy while trying to sell Johnson's firstborn and Kennedy's remains.

Oooh aahhh, she walked around and looked pretty. And said a few stupid things after the fact (and since when does anyone care what an actress/model thinks of politics?) Big farking deal.

Because when your country sends your children off to die for the interests of a very few, you'd better be proud of it, damn it!

Otto_E_Rodika: JosephFinn: Misconduc: [www.1stcavmedic.com image 263x300]
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Yeah you go Hanoi Jane.....biatch

Still in a twist about Jane Fonda visiting people defending themselves against an illegal invasion, eh?

Ah, another Fark history major. Here's a hint. If Fonda was visiting people defending themselves against invasion, then she would have visited South Vietnam. The Vietcong were supported by the North Vietnamese Army, which is who Fonda visited. The American military fought a holding action to keep the North (supported by the Chinese) from invading the South, which is part of the reason it was destined to fail. Now go back to your Xbox.

/back to Zoe doggy-style.

You do realize (no wait, you don't) that South Vietnam was a construction of the US, right? That we stupidly invaded a sovereign country that was in the middle of a civil war and were surprised went it all went fubar? "South" Vietnam was not being invaded by the "North", it was in a civil war with it's fellow countrymen.

ZeroCorpse: Misconduc: [www.1stcavmedic.com image 263x300]
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Yeah you go Hanoi Jane.....biatch

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Yeah. you go ahead and hate the pretty actress, tough guy. I'll keep enjoying Klute, Barbarella and other movies anyway, you'll keep enjoying that enormous bug up your ass.

Its a free country, you are free to support whatever terrorist you want, clearly shows you never served a day in your life, i'm guessing some small reason like big feet or some hearing loss.
Its ok hipster, you're still ok in my book.

DanZero: 100 Watt Walrus: Might be...
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If...
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But...

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I know. I know.
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Danny boy, I do believe you've got a new meme image there, my friend. I predict that will be yoinked and will make many appearances in future threads. (Thanks for getting "its" right.)

/That's right, I'm a grammar nazi too - you want a piece of me?
//oh, cripes, did I just make myself an ITG as well?
///troll

Jesus can we just agree that no matter what you think of Fonda's actions, she was hot [past tense].

The real issue here is a Saldana/Paltrow/Silverman/Me four-way.

100 Watt Walrus: 7th Son of a 7th Son: gopher321: Now I can't get Fonda and her bad knee out of head GODAMMITSOMUCH

This. That was a boner killer.

Wayback machine for you guys:
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Just as I suspected... Fonda, in fact, did have a motor in the back of her Honda.

...just not after she did those workout tapes

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Yeah you go Hanoi Jane.....biatch

Still in a twist about Jane Fonda visiting people defending themselves against an illegal invasion, eh?

Ah, another Fark history major. Here's a hint. If Fonda was visiting people defending themselves against invasion, then she would have visited South Vietnam. The Vietcong were supported by the North Vietnamese Army, which is who Fonda visited. The American military fought a holding action to keep the North (supported by the Chinese) from invading the South, which is part of the reason it was destined to fail. Now go back to your Xbox.

/back to Zoe doggy-style.

You do realize (no wait, you don't) that South Vietnam was a construction of the US, right? That we stupidly invaded a sovereign country that was in the middle of a civil war and were surprised went it all went fubar? "South" Vietnam was not being invaded by the "North", it was in a civil war with it's fellow countrymen.

We were at war, and she gave clear and well-publicized aid and comfort to the enemy. If it had been a declared war, she would have done the hemp fandango. She is an unrepentant traitor.
/Oh, and the possessive of "it" is "its." Just thought it might be useful to point out.

Fonda involving herself in the way she did was the perfect shiatstorm of attention-whoring and gullibility, no matter where you stood on the war. But it meant fark all, then or now. If you're stupid enough to think she changed anyone's mind or influenced the war in any way, I guess you should still be mad at her.

Anyhoo, Misconduc, for the record, if you'd said, "I was in Vietnam when Fonda pulled that stunt, and it pissed me off to see an American taking the NVA side," I'd have taken it at face value. Why not? But this approach...

clearly shows you never served a day in your life, i'm guessing some small reason like big feet or some hearing loss.
Its ok hipster, you're still ok in my book.

...sets off so many wife-like typing alarm bells I'm liable to get PTSD from it. Just saying.

/Yeah, yeah, I know

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Yeah. you go ahead and hate the pretty actress, tough guy. I'll keep enjoying Klute, Barbarella and other movies anyway, you'll keep enjoying that enormous bug up your ass.

Its a free country, you are free to support whatever terrorist you want, clearly shows you never served a day in your life, i'm guessing some small reason like big feet or some hearing loss.
Its ok hipster, you're still ok in my book.

hahaha! What a maroon!

JosephFinn: Otto_E_Rodika: JosephFinn: Misconduc: [www.1stcavmedic.com image 263x300]
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Yeah you go Hanoi Jane.....biatch

Still in a twist about Jane Fonda visiting people defending themselves against an illegal invasion, eh?

Ah, another Fark history major. Here's a hint. If Fonda was visiting people defending themselves against invasion, then she would have visited South Vietnam. The Vietcong were supported by the North Vietnamese Army, which is who Fonda visited. The American military fought a holding action to keep the North (supported by the Chinese) from invading the South, which is part of the reason it was destined to fail. Now go back to your Xbox.

/back to Zoe doggy-style.

You do realize (no wait, you don't) that South Vietnam was a construction of the US, right? That we stupidly invaded a sovereign country that was in the middle of a civil war and were surprised went it all went fubar? "South" Vietnam was not being invaded by the "North", it was in a civil war with it's fellow countrymen.

Now you are just embarrassing yourself. Vietnam was divided during the first Indochina War and split into North and South in 1954. South Vietnam wasn't a US construct, it was created by the Geneva Convention following a war in which the French military was the primary outside force. It must be wonderful for you to be so confident and ignorant of facts at the same time. Well done.

Otto_E_Rodika: JosephFinn: Misconduc: [www.1stcavmedic.com image 263x300]
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Yeah you go Hanoi Jane.....biatch

Still in a twist about Jane Fonda visiting people defending themselves against an illegal invasion, eh?

Ah, another Fark history major. Here's a hint. If Fonda was visiting people defending themselves against invasion, then she would have visited South Vietnam. The Vietcong were supported by the North Vietnamese Army, which is who Fonda visited. The American military fought a holding action to keep the North (supported by the Chinese) from invading the South, which is part of the reason it was destined to fail. Now go back to your Xbox.

/back to Zoe doggy-style.


Yeah, you *might* be confusing the Viet Nam situation with Korea. Which is exactly what they wanted everyone to do, to draw that parallel (no pun intended). Mission Accomplished!

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Now you are just embarrassing yourself. Vietnam was divided during the first Indochina War and split into North and South in 1954. South Vietnam wasn't a US construct, it was created by the Geneva Convention following a war in which the French military was the primary outside force. It must be wonderful for you to be so confident and ignorant of facts at the same time. Well done.

lol

GentlemanJ: We were at war, and she gave clear and well-publicized aid and comfort to the enemy. If it had been a declared war, she would have done the hemp fandango. She is an unrepentant traitor.
/Oh, and the possessive of "it" is "its." Just thought it might be useful to point out.

So what you're saying is, it wasn't a declared war. If it were, she'd be a traitor. But it wasn't, so she's not.

You may as well decree that the leaders of our country are free to declare war on any country/group/person/idea they feel like, meaning we're always at war, so they're free to take a dump on the Constitution if it doesn't serve their ends. It would be just as constructive.

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Now you are just embarrassing yourself. Vietnam was divided during the first Indochina War and split into North and South in 1954. South Vietnam wasn't a US construct, it was created by the Geneva Convention following a war in which the French military was the primary outside force. It must be wonderful for you to be so confident and ignorant of facts at the same time. Well done.

lol

Yeah, that should be Geneva Conference of 1954.

bhcompy: -Saldana's face and eyes are a complete turnoff, and her body, while fit, isn't much other than that. Honestly, I'm surprised her favorite position isn't with a strapon on her knees behind some girl
-Jane Fonda is 74. Her shiat is full of bats, cobwebs, and crusty VC sperm. Gross.
-Silverman's favorite is A2M. She has that amateur pornstar look and attitude about her
-Paltrow at least has that classical beauty look, but she's probably a prude, and her response reinforces it

You're James Scameron's alt, aren't you?

Pretty sad when a sex position thread goes flaccid over 40-year-old politics...

But you will NEVER wipe the image of Zoe Saldana doggie-style (or missionary... or on her knees... or on top) from my mind.

NEVER.

/didn't even make it to the bunk

If you are upset with Jane Fonda today, the problem is YOU, not her.

JosephFinn: Otto_E_Rodika: JosephFinn: Misconduc: [www.1stcavmedic.com image 263x300]
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Yeah you go Hanoi Jane.....biatch

Still in a twist about Jane Fonda visiting people defending themselves against an illegal invasion, eh?

Ah, another Fark history major. Here's a hint. If Fonda was visiting people defending themselves against invasion, then she would have visited South Vietnam. The Vietcong were supported by the North Vietnamese Army, which is who Fonda visited. The American military fought a holding action to keep the North (supported by the Chinese) from invading the South, which is part of the reason it was destined to fail. Now go back to your Xbox.

/back to Zoe doggy-style.

You do realize (no wait, you don't) that South Vietnam was a construction of the US, right? That we stupidly invaded a sovereign country that was in the middle of a civil war and were surprised went it all went fubar? "South" Vietnam was not being invaded by the "North", it was in a civil war with it's fellow countrymen.

Not even in the middle of a civil war; Ho Chi Minh was beating the French, they came to us asking for aid and feeding us the whole "domino theory" bs, then the French folded like a house of cards, leaving us holding the bag. We immediately stepped in, creating a puppet regime in the south to deny the rebels complete victory, then started sending troops when it became clear Western dominion was so hated that hardly any Vietnamese were willing to fight, let alone die, for preserving it. The civil war was as much a creation of our intervention in Vietnam as our war against that country itself.

As to the "we were at war" and "she aided the enemy" malarkey, all I can say is sure we were at war; an illegal, amoral, senseless, pointless war. Fonda wasn't a government official; she was under no Kantian obligation to water down or refrain from making her criticisms public vis a vis her employment or duty to the State. Look at it from her perspective. She believed that war was damning and destroying America, she believed the soldiers fighting it had been duped and were being lied to by in country news services about the nature and domestic support of the conflict, and she saw the NVA as "freedom fighters" resisting the latest in a long line of imperialist attempts to dominate Vietnam. Naive, sure but ill-intentioned? And how exactly is speaking for radio programs providing material aid and "comfort" for the enemy? Even if you aren't aware of the legal meaning of "comfort" from their era (giving food, lodging and protection to someone), the fate of the Alien and Sedition Acts should tell you how the majority of our Founding Fathers and their generation thought of declaring pure speech acts and personal associations treason.

The real outrage here, of course, is that a perfectly good pic thread has been derailed by some pencil-dick with an irrational grudge against a celeb who does not, and never will, know that he exists.

9beers: She has two sisters that aren't bad either.

So, are they sisters, or sisters?

DjangoStonereaver: Even if she is a bit skinny, she is a beautiful woman.

But, I find her even more attractive as a na'avi:

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How furry does that make me?

35% furry.

Misconduc: Yeah you go Hanoi Jane.....biatch


A couple of goers...

The Spocker...

Kurmudgeon: Misconduc: Yeah you go Hanoi Jane.....biatch

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A couple of goers...

When's the expecting couple due?

DjangoStonereaver: Even if she is a bit skinny, she is a beautiful woman.

But, I find her even more attractive as a na'avi:

[photos.imageevent.com image 640x352]

How furry does that make me?

DjangoStonereaver: Even if she is a bit skinny, she is a beautiful woman.

But, I find her even more attractive as a na'avi:

[photos.imageevent.com image 640x352]

How furry does that make me?

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o206/Chiese/1138673128104-1.jpg

Did this turn into a Vietnam thread? My dad was there I'm gonna call him and ask if he ran into Fonda, we'll get the truth. Brb.

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Well played!

DjangoStonereaver: Even if she is a bit skinny, she is a beautiful woman.

But, I find her even more attractive as a na'avi:

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How furry does that make me?

It depends on what you're planning on her doing with the tail...

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The Spocker...

Where does fisting fit on that chart?

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Why they call you "running dog"?

monoski: Mildot: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x400]

The Spocker...

Where does fisting fit on that chart?

I believe you are looking for "The Minivan".

/GIS will help