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(ESPN)   Washington at NY Rangers 3:00 PM Los Angeles at St. Louis 7:30 PM   (espn.go.com) divider line 742
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2012-04-28 03:42:43 PM
Crap penalty call, he flopped.
 
2012-04-28 03:42:48 PM

paj: Frozen_Puck: LOL, the fark? There are several balloons in the crowd. Is this a hockey game or some farking concert? :-)

Musty be leftovers from LCD Soundsystem. Link


Oooh, love that band. My daughter got a personal note from James Murphy for her birthday.

/know someone who knows them

Sorry, not paying enough attention to the game.
 
2012-04-28 03:42:54 PM
TING
 
2012-04-28 03:42:55 PM
DING!
 
2012-04-28 03:42:56 PM
Mmmmmm ranch dressing
 
2012-04-28 03:42:56 PM
TING!
 
2012-04-28 03:43:00 PM
Laugh...I don't understand why they keep trying to interview Torts in the middle of the game. He treats them like they've just asked the stupid question they have, and it's just hysterical.
 
2012-04-28 03:43:02 PM

vegaswench: msupf: Late to the show, just got back from a charity 5k. What'd I miss?

Semin jokes, having stupid friends, balloons.


Don't forget the pancreases
 
2012-04-28 03:43:05 PM
Ting!
 
2012-04-28 03:43:18 PM

vegaswench: msupf: Late to the show, just got back from a charity 5k. What'd I miss?

Semin jokes, having stupid friends, balloons.


I LOVE BALLOONS!
 
2012-04-28 03:44:28 PM

msupf: vegaswench: msupf: Late to the show, just got back from a charity 5k. What'd I miss?

Semin jokes, having stupid friends, balloons.

I LOVE BALLOONS!


So do Rangers fans. And Dodger fans get make fun of for playing with beach balls. It's baseball. I love it, but there's a lot of farking downtime. In hockey, not so much.
 
2012-04-28 03:44:47 PM
Also no NBA playoff thread? Since the Panthers got eliminated, I guess I have to root for the Heat in a hockey thread.
 
2012-04-28 03:45:51 PM

Igor Jakovsky: Smiths: LET'S GO CENA!

CENA SUCKS!


LET'S GO CENA!
 
2012-04-28 03:45:59 PM
Decent, not great, PK.
 
2012-04-28 03:46:04 PM

ytterbium: Sorry, not paying enough attention to the game.


It's OK, I'm not really either. I'm saving my energy for the Blues game tonight. We need this man back.

www.johnfedele.com
 
2012-04-28 03:46:13 PM

Silvara: Laugh...I don't understand why they keep trying to interview Torts in the middle of the game. He treats them like they've just asked the stupid question they have, and it's just hysterical.


I love it! You know he wants to rip their heads off half the time, and it's usually awkward cause the interviewer knows it too. I like Torts.

That said, coaches can decline these, right? I know they can, so I guess he's TRYING to be a good sport about it?
 
2012-04-28 03:47:08 PM

vegaswench: msupf: vegaswench: msupf: Late to the show, just got back from a charity 5k. What'd I miss?

Semin jokes, having stupid friends, balloons.

I LOVE BALLOONS!

So do Rangers fans. And Dodger fans get make fun of for playing with beach balls. It's baseball. I love it, but there's a lot of farking downtime. In hockey, not so much.


So what do we want to say the odds are of a balloon getting knocked onto the ice during play?
 
2012-04-28 03:47:23 PM

Silvara: Laugh...I don't understand why they keep trying to interview Torts in the middle of the game. He treats them like they've just asked the stupid question they have, and it's just hysterical.


highheelsandhockeysticks.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-04-28 03:47:52 PM

Igor Jakovsky: Also no NBA playoff thread? Since the Panthers got eliminated, I guess I have to root for the Heat in a hockey thread.


Only if you wish to be mocked for the rest of the existence of this planet.
 
paj
2012-04-28 03:47:53 PM
Checkmate, Sergei!! Che-wahng, chong!
 
2012-04-28 03:48:14 PM

craigzy: i need to write a 10 paper on the importance of the pancreas.
lowest bid wins.


i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-04-28 03:48:42 PM
Washington finally woke-up.
 
2012-04-28 03:48:47 PM
WHO LET THE NIGCER ON THE ICE? #BLACKPEOPLEDONTLIKEWATER

am i doing it right?
 
2012-04-28 03:48:54 PM

Silvara: ytterbium: Sorry, not paying enough attention to the game.

It's OK, I'm not really either. I'm saving my energy for the Blues game tonight. We need this man back.


I do miss the halak-Ness monster
 
2012-04-28 03:50:41 PM
Hockey related: anyone see kronwall campaigning for the wings to go after Suter and Parise already?
 
2012-04-28 03:51:17 PM
Balloon. .... drink !
 
2012-04-28 03:51:51 PM

Frozen_Puck: I love it! You know he wants to rip their heads off half the time, and it's usually awkward cause the interviewer knows it too. I like Torts.

That said, coaches can decline these, right? I know they can, so I guess he's TRYING to be a good sport about it?


Oh, it's definitely funny as hell, which is why I don't get why they keep doing it. They know he's just going to be a smartass. Maybe that's why. :D

basstouCan: I do miss the halak-Ness monster


Me too. I love Elliot and I think he's fantastic, but he can't carry them through the entire playoffs. We got to see all of 30 mins of playoff level Halak before he got hurt. I wanna see more.
 
2012-04-28 03:51:56 PM
They calling that?

ehhh, why not. trippy.
 
paj
2012-04-28 03:51:57 PM
Get in your box, Ovechkin,.
 
2012-04-28 03:52:02 PM
New York or Washington DC?

Isnt there a third choice? Like a meteor or the Taliban or something?
 
2012-04-28 03:52:16 PM
Ovechkin trying to be too cute
 
2012-04-28 03:52:29 PM
Well, that was a dumb penalty by Ovetchkin.
 
2012-04-28 03:52:49 PM
PP Rags because Ovie tried one too many moves and tripped someone.
 
2012-04-28 03:53:05 PM
Penalty to the hairy O.
 
2012-04-28 03:53:39 PM

msupf: So what do we want to say the odds are of a balloon getting knocked onto the ice during play?


4 to 1?

Since manningface.com is a thing, tortsface.com should be, too.
 
2012-04-28 03:53:50 PM
Rangers PP is as bad as the Bruins....too much perimeter, not enough shots

speaking of shots
DRINK!
 
2012-04-28 03:54:03 PM

Silvara: Oh, it's definitely funny as hell, which is why I don't get why they keep doing it. They know he's just going to be a smartass. Maybe that's why. :D


Torts = good TV. :-)
 
2012-04-28 03:54:50 PM
Scoreless after 20.
 
paj
2012-04-28 03:55:03 PM
Intermission! Don Cherry coming up!
 
2012-04-28 03:55:09 PM
End of the 1st. Nothing happened
 
2012-04-28 03:55:18 PM

JT_Goalie: Rangers PP is as bad as the Bruins....too much perimeter, not enough shots

speaking of shots
DRINK!


FECK!

ARSE!

GIRLS!
 
2012-04-28 03:55:26 PM
Well, that wasn't the most exciting period of hockey I've ever seen.
 
2012-04-28 03:55:53 PM
Are my eyes bad, or were there a decent amount of empty seats in the lower bowl scattered around?
 
2012-04-28 03:56:06 PM

Igor Jakovsky: Also no NBA playoff thread? Since the Panthers got eliminated, I guess I have to root for the Heat in a hockey thread.


There was a thread submitted before the first game and it has 24 posts. Kind of a dick move by somebody to red light it when it was obviously something people were interested in.
 
2012-04-28 03:56:16 PM

Frozen_Puck: Scoreless after 20.


saying a game is 'scoreless' is a sure way to get soon-to-be MrsGoalie riled up...according to her, there is a score..the score is 0-0

according to the rest of the hockey world, nobody scored a goal, therefore the game is scoreless

discuss
 
2012-04-28 03:56:23 PM
A lot of yard work later and I come in to find out that Derrick Rose hurt himself again, this time with 70 seconds to go in an already decided game. Superb.

Back to hockey at intermission.
 
2012-04-28 03:57:00 PM

Smiths: WHO LET THE NIGCER ON THE ICE? #BLACKPEOPLEDONTLIKEWATER

am i doing it right?


THE SHERIFF IS A NIT!
 
2012-04-28 03:57:04 PM

2wolves: Penalty to the hairy O.


i.imgur.com

GIS for hairy o
 
2012-04-28 03:57:07 PM
Unless I missed something, I believe there were 0 Nickelback drops during the first period. I feel somewhere a contract is being violated.
 
2012-04-28 03:57:13 PM

basstouCan: Silvara: ytterbium: Sorry, not paying enough attention to the game.

It's OK, I'm not really either. I'm saving my energy for the Blues game tonight. We need this man back.

I do miss the halak-Ness monster


Definitely, Elliott is stalwart but Halak brings the excitement. Either way, the Blues can have confidence about their netminder.
 
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