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(Daily Mail)   1. Date a young female dentist. 2. Dump her for another woman. 3. Show up at her office two days later for oral surgery. 4. Mrrrmphglglh   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 21
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27752 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Apr 2012 at 2:58 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-04-28 12:16:40 PM
4 votes:
Really Subby?! Did the dumbass tag take a vacation? This guy is a moron for going to the appointment! Of course she is crazy biatch but still....

/hates dentists
2012-04-28 04:16:14 PM
2 votes:

RedPhoenix122: So, when News of the World had to shut down because of the phone hack scandal, did Daily Fail end up getting all of the tabloid "who gives a flying fark" stories?


The Daily Mail has one reason for being: To populate the world with "Isn't everything going really terribly for blue collar and middle class males?" type stories. Women behaving badly, welfare cheats, minorities doing something terrible, etc. are the Fail's bread and butter.

Apparently lots of people need to start their day shiatting angrily.
2012-04-28 03:42:13 PM
2 votes:

FormlessOne: Carousel Beast: AbbeySomeone: If only this were real.

SmackLT: Yeah, even my wife Christina Hendricks doubts the veracity of this story.

ZoeNekros: /of course this story is bull shiat.

Chinchillazilla: /if this happened at all, that is

Huffington Post
New York Daily News
NDTV

If only there was some method of searching for supporting sources...

You do realize that all three of the sources you included are secondary sources, right? And that they're all quoting the same article - from the Daily Fail.


In fact, every single secondary source I went to is quoting the Daily Fail article as its primary source - and not a single Polish news site or newspaper, in English or Polish, has reported anything about this dentist. Nothing in Cogo, Krakow Post, Poland.pl - zip, zilch, nada, zero.

You don't want secondary sources as "supporting sources" - you want sibling primary sources as "supporting sources," and I can't find any.

So, yeah, when you search for supporting sources, it smells even more fake.
2012-04-28 03:36:08 PM
2 votes:

Carousel Beast: AbbeySomeone: If only this were real.

SmackLT: Yeah, even my wife Christina Hendricks doubts the veracity of this story.

ZoeNekros: /of course this story is bull shiat.

Chinchillazilla: /if this happened at all, that is

Huffington Post
New York Daily News
NDTV

If only there was some method of searching for supporting sources...


You do realize that all three of the sources you included are secondary sources, right? And that they're all quoting the same article - from the Daily Fail.
2012-04-28 03:22:49 PM
2 votes:

AbbeySomeone: If only this were real.


SmackLT: Yeah, even my wife Christina Hendricks doubts the veracity of this story.


ZoeNekros: /of course this story is bull shiat.


Chinchillazilla: /if this happened at all, that is


Huffington Post
New York Daily News
NDTV

If only there was some method of searching for supporting sources...
2012-04-28 12:37:56 PM
2 votes:
he'll easily be able to pay for implants after just a few nights at the truck stop.
2012-04-28 12:15:12 PM
2 votes:
As if going to the dentist wasn't scary enough.
2012-04-28 08:34:10 PM
1 votes:
I am 90% sure my dentist as a kid used to drum up business by drilling out cavities that didn't need it. I brushed my teeth twice a day and flossed and somehow today I have five big ugly metal fillings in my molars. I never remember any of these teeth hurting, and my dad was a trusting guy that got taken by swindlers every now and then.
2012-04-28 05:36:00 PM
1 votes:

CasperImproved: Viva Italia: When I was 14 I had to get braces. . .the most embarrassing thing in my life at that point. . .pretty much all my friends that had to get them got them earlier and were getting them off. . .I also had to get the head gear. . .awful. . .

Anyway. . .I had them for two years. . .and my mom drove me to the orthodontics for their check ups and there was this really hot, young assistant. . .she must have always worked when I went any. . .

Well. . .I remember the appointment that I made to get them removed. . .I had finally turned sixteen and could drive myself. . .I walk in. . .smile my pearly whites with their railroad track extenstions and sign myself in. . .the hot assistant calls me back. . .startled. . ."What?". . ."where is your mother? How did you get here?". . .I flash that horrendous (but straight, 4000 dollar) smile at her and wink. . ."Heh. . .I drove myself". . .wink. . . .she smiled back. . .

/Making out with someone you just met without braces is the best thing the the world at that point. . .

So is writing softcore for Penthouse, I'm guessing.


This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You ignore this post - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You read this post - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how interesting my dating life has been. . .All I offer is the truth. . .
2012-04-28 05:20:33 PM
1 votes:
I found a picture of a crack Dailymail journalist researching her next big story

thumbs.dreamstime.com
2012-04-28 05:03:28 PM
1 votes:
This might clarify the reason why the ex-boyfriend went back to the dentist-

There is a system in the UK under the National Health Service called capitation, where those receiving medical services are assigned a doctor. The patient then has no choice but to go to that particular doctor.

I looked this up for Poland, and found this document:

http://www.hsph.harvard.edu/ihsg/publications/pdf/No-67.PDF

The document's summary and introduction does not quite say, but implies that under Poland's health service system, the patients there cannot choose their doctors either.

If if is true that patients cannot choose their doctors in Poland, maybe this poor toothless man had only two choices- go back to his ex-girlfriend to be treated, or suffer with an untreated toothache for the rest of his life.

Which would you choose in these circumstances?
2012-04-28 03:58:59 PM
1 votes:
I believe Chris Rock can weigh in on the Dentist's actions.
2012-04-28 03:47:40 PM
1 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk

First? Really?
2012-04-28 03:15:18 PM
1 votes:

LewDux: [media.economist.com image 555x481]



Britain is at the bottom because the only ones who bother to go to the dentist and have their teeth looked at for such a survey are foreigners!
2012-04-28 03:06:05 PM
1 votes:

Trance750: Wait a freaking second... you mean to tell me that England has dentists?


Sadly still no. This story took place in Poland.
2012-04-28 03:05:21 PM
1 votes:
When I was 14 I had to get braces. . .the most embarrassing thing in my life at that point. . .pretty much all my friends that had to get them got them earlier and were getting them off. . .I also had to get the head gear. . .awful. . .

Anyway. . .I had them for two years. . .and my mom drove me to the orthodontics for their check ups and there was this really hot, young assistant. . .she must have always worked when I went any. . .

Well. . .I remember the appointment that I made to get them removed. . .I had finally turned sixteen and could drive myself. . .I walk in. . .smile my pearly whites with their railroad track extenstions and sign myself in. . .the hot assistant calls me back. . .startled. . ."What?". . ."where is your mother? How did you get here?". . .I flash that horrendous (but straight, 4000 dollar) smile at her and wink. . ."Heh. . .I drove myself". . .wink. . . .she smiled back. . .

/Making out with someone you just met without braces is the best thing the the world at that point. . .
2012-04-28 03:04:51 PM
1 votes:
Scary tag depends on it being something that could potentially happen to me.

I don't think I'd be the sort to unceremoniously dump a woman, but even if I did I can't see any way that I'd be stupid enough to get dental work from her afterwards.

Not scary.
2012-04-28 02:47:40 PM
1 votes:
It wasn't safe
2012-04-28 01:11:12 PM
1 votes:
So, when News of the World had to shut down because of the phone hack scandal, did Daily Fail end up getting all of the tabloid "who gives a flying fark" stories?
2012-04-28 12:48:46 PM
1 votes:
I guess the Polish have never heard the "Hell hath no fury" thing. I'm not even sure they'd know what "hath" means.
2012-04-28 12:39:11 PM
1 votes:
A dentist pulled out all her ex-boyfriend's teeth after he dumped her for another woman - who has now left him because he is toothless.

I don't feel sorry for him at all. Sure she should get charged for malpratice and malicious whatever, but what a farking moron for going there in the first place.
 
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