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(Daily Mail)   1. Date a young female dentist. 2. Dump her for another woman. 3. Show up at her office two days later for oral surgery. 4. Mrrrmphglglh   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 136
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2012-04-28 12:15:12 PM
As if going to the dentist wasn't scary enough.
 
2012-04-28 12:16:40 PM
Really Subby?! Did the dumbass tag take a vacation? This guy is a moron for going to the appointment! Of course she is crazy biatch but still....

/hates dentists
 
2012-04-28 12:37:56 PM
he'll easily be able to pay for implants after just a few nights at the truck stop.
 
2012-04-28 12:39:11 PM
A dentist pulled out all her ex-boyfriend's teeth after he dumped her for another woman - who has now left him because he is toothless.

I don't feel sorry for him at all. Sure she should get charged for malpratice and malicious whatever, but what a farking moron for going there in the first place.
 
2012-04-28 12:48:46 PM
I guess the Polish have never heard the "Hell hath no fury" thing. I'm not even sure they'd know what "hath" means.
 
2012-04-28 12:57:40 PM
Now he'll need to see a plastic surgeon about getting some pistol-grip ears.
 
2012-04-28 01:11:12 PM
So, when News of the World had to shut down because of the phone hack scandal, did Daily Fail end up getting all of the tabloid "who gives a flying fark" stories?
 
2012-04-28 01:30:16 PM

Roller Bob: Really Subby?! Did the dumbass tag take a vacation? This guy is a moron for going to the appointment! Of course she is crazy biatch but still....

/hates dentists


This. The guy is a dumbass.

scottydoesntknow: A dentist pulled out all her ex-boyfriend's teeth after he dumped her for another woman - who has now left him because he is toothless.

I don't feel sorry for him at all. Sure she should get charged for malpratice and malicious whatever, but what a farking moron for going there in the first place.


If only this were real.
 
2012-04-28 02:07:26 PM
I guess you could say that dealing with an ex-girlfriend

puts on sunglasses

Is like pulling teeth
 
2012-04-28 02:22:18 PM

RedPhoenix122: So, when News of the World had to shut down because of the phone hack scandal, did Daily Fail end up getting all of the tabloid "who gives a flying fark" stories?


Yeah, even my wife Christina Hendricks doubts the veracity of this story.
 
2012-04-28 02:47:40 PM
It wasn't safe
 
2012-04-28 02:52:11 PM
Farking evil dentists, all of them!
 
2012-04-28 03:01:22 PM
www.alicia-logic.com
 
2012-04-28 03:03:28 PM
Wait a freaking second... you mean to tell me that England has dentists?
 
2012-04-28 03:04:17 PM

Trance750: Wait a freaking second... you mean to tell me that England has dentists?


A few. But, this is why they don't go.

/of course this story is bull shiat.
 
2012-04-28 03:04:31 PM
I guess that answers the riddle, "How many Polish women dentist does it take to pull out all your teeth?"
 
2012-04-28 03:04:51 PM
Scary tag depends on it being something that could potentially happen to me.

I don't think I'd be the sort to unceremoniously dump a woman, but even if I did I can't see any way that I'd be stupid enough to get dental work from her afterwards.

Not scary.
 
2012-04-28 03:05:12 PM
Well I know who I'm not sharing my oxys with.

Thanks a lot biatch.
 
2012-04-28 03:05:13 PM
I know the man is an idiot for trusting her but she definitely deserves severe punishment.
 
2012-04-28 03:05:21 PM
When I was 14 I had to get braces. . .the most embarrassing thing in my life at that point. . .pretty much all my friends that had to get them got them earlier and were getting them off. . .I also had to get the head gear. . .awful. . .

Anyway. . .I had them for two years. . .and my mom drove me to the orthodontics for their check ups and there was this really hot, young assistant. . .she must have always worked when I went any. . .

Well. . .I remember the appointment that I made to get them removed. . .I had finally turned sixteen and could drive myself. . .I walk in. . .smile my pearly whites with their railroad track extenstions and sign myself in. . .the hot assistant calls me back. . .startled. . ."What?". . ."where is your mother? How did you get here?". . .I flash that horrendous (but straight, 4000 dollar) smile at her and wink. . ."Heh. . .I drove myself". . .wink. . . .she smiled back. . .

/Making out with someone you just met without braces is the best thing the the world at that point. . .
 
2012-04-28 03:05:32 PM
The shooped mask on the "dentist" is priceless. What's holding it up?! It's just sort of floating in front of her face.
 
2012-04-28 03:06:05 PM

Trance750: Wait a freaking second... you mean to tell me that England has dentists?


Sadly still no. This story took place in Poland.
 
2012-04-28 03:06:14 PM
Apparently, it wasn't safe.
 
2012-04-28 03:08:47 PM
Cliff Burton found inconsolable...


/i wish. Miss Cliff...
 
2012-04-28 03:09:34 PM
media.economist.com
 
2012-04-28 03:11:14 PM

NutWrench: [www.alicia-logic.com image 500x270]


Ok, sure.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-28 03:11:30 PM

scottydoesntknow: A dentist pulled out all her ex-boyfriend's teeth after he dumped her for another woman - who has now left him because he is toothless.

I don't feel sorry for him at all. Sure she should get charged for malpratice and malicious whatever, but what a farking moron for going there in the first place.


Yeah. She should go to jail, but somehow I suspect he knew she was a crazy biatch before he went.

/if this happened at all, that is
//Daily Mail reminds me of Weekly World News sometimes
 
2012-04-28 03:15:18 PM

LewDux: [media.economist.com image 555x481]



Britain is at the bottom because the only ones who bother to go to the dentist and have their teeth looked at for such a survey are foreigners!
 
2012-04-28 03:15:41 PM
Wha a bish...
 
2012-04-28 03:16:26 PM
Approves
3.bp.blogspot.com

/It wasn't safe
 
2012-04-28 03:16:57 PM
Apparently he thought he could get cheap dental work after the break-up. I'm also not surprised he got dumped, the list of physical requirements of men by women, 'straight teeth' ranks pretty high.
 
2012-04-28 03:22:49 PM

AbbeySomeone: If only this were real.


SmackLT: Yeah, even my wife Christina Hendricks doubts the veracity of this story.


ZoeNekros: /of course this story is bull shiat.


Chinchillazilla: /if this happened at all, that is


Huffington Post
New York Daily News
NDTV

If only there was some method of searching for supporting sources...
 
2012-04-28 03:26:43 PM
"'But when I got home I looked in the mirror and couldn't f****** believe it. The b**** had emptied my mouth.
'The new girlfriend has now left me saying she can't be with a man without teeth.
'And I'm going to have to pay a fortune on getting indents or something.'"

I bet it sounded funnier when he said it. Huh biff!
 
2012-04-28 03:33:49 PM
For some reason, I am reminded of Rodeo Love

Rodeo Love
While in the "doggie-style" position, whisper another woman's name in her ear, and hang on! Play with your friend and see who can stay "mounted" the longest!
 
2012-04-28 03:36:08 PM

Carousel Beast: AbbeySomeone: If only this were real.

SmackLT: Yeah, even my wife Christina Hendricks doubts the veracity of this story.

ZoeNekros: /of course this story is bull shiat.

Chinchillazilla: /if this happened at all, that is

Huffington Post
New York Daily News
NDTV

If only there was some method of searching for supporting sources...


You do realize that all three of the sources you included are secondary sources, right? And that they're all quoting the same article - from the Daily Fail.
 
2012-04-28 03:37:39 PM
Seriously? Only three years?
 
2012-04-28 03:42:13 PM

FormlessOne: Carousel Beast: AbbeySomeone: If only this were real.

SmackLT: Yeah, even my wife Christina Hendricks doubts the veracity of this story.

ZoeNekros: /of course this story is bull shiat.

Chinchillazilla: /if this happened at all, that is

Huffington Post
New York Daily News
NDTV

If only there was some method of searching for supporting sources...

You do realize that all three of the sources you included are secondary sources, right? And that they're all quoting the same article - from the Daily Fail.


In fact, every single secondary source I went to is quoting the Daily Fail article as its primary source - and not a single Polish news site or newspaper, in English or Polish, has reported anything about this dentist. Nothing in Cogo, Krakow Post, Poland.pl - zip, zilch, nada, zero.

You don't want secondary sources as "supporting sources" - you want sibling primary sources as "supporting sources," and I can't find any.

So, yeah, when you search for supporting sources, it smells even more fake.
 
2012-04-28 03:44:13 PM
She's dead within a year.
 
2012-04-28 03:45:26 PM

RibbyK: Approves
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

/It wasn't safe


You beat me to it.

No apparently, it wasn't!

Holy crap! This story is nightmare inducing!
 
2012-04-28 03:47:40 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

First? Really?
 
2012-04-28 03:49:01 PM
Three people you never fark with: dentist, hair-cutter, server.
They have the juice.
If you've pissed one of these off, intentionally or otherwise, do not go back.

/john doe has the upper hand now
 
2012-04-28 03:52:10 PM

NutWrench: [www.alicia-logic.com image 500x270]


Came for the Little Shop of Horrors reference, left satisfied.

/good work
 
2012-04-28 03:55:59 PM

scottydoesntknow: A dentist pulled out all her ex-boyfriend's teeth after he dumped her for another woman - who has now left him because he is toothless.

I don't feel sorry for him at all. Sure she should get charged for malpratice and malicious whatever, but what a farking moron for going there in the first place.


yep, just like women who walk in dark alleys with provocative clothing are morons.
 
2012-04-28 03:58:59 PM
I believe Chris Rock can weigh in on the Dentist's actions.
 
2012-04-28 04:01:21 PM

Genta: scottydoesntknow: A dentist pulled out all her ex-boyfriend's teeth after he dumped her for another woman - who has now left him because he is toothless.

I don't feel sorry for him at all. Sure she should get charged for malpratice and malicious whatever, but what a farking moron for going there in the first place.

yep, just like women who walk in dark alleys with provocative clothing are morons.


this
 
2012-04-28 04:10:10 PM

Nickster79: I guess you could say that dealing with an ex-girlfriend

puts on sunglasses

Is like pulling teeth


Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh
 
2012-04-28 04:10:10 PM
See, if Poland enforced tooth-for-a-tooth justice, she'd have realized around tooth #3, "Oh, shiat, I better stop, they're going to do this to me."

Instead, once you're a couple of teeth in, why stop? You're already facing a three-year sentence, might as well make your vengeance really good.
 
2012-04-28 04:13:01 PM
Shennanigans.

Sure, they interviewed her and she said

'I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions.

'But when I saw him lying there I just thought, "What a b******".'

Sounds real to me (not). Another Daily Fail special.
 
2012-04-28 04:15:17 PM
This will seem a bit extreme, but regardless of the man being an idiot, she farked up. There are more ways to get revenge than that, but she chose the one that could get her barred from her profession. I really don't think justice will really be served until this fool has paid for surgery to have them replaced or mutilated in a similar fashion.

What ever happened to just plastering pictures of his penis all over the internet like a sane person?
 
2012-04-28 04:16:14 PM

RedPhoenix122: So, when News of the World had to shut down because of the phone hack scandal, did Daily Fail end up getting all of the tabloid "who gives a flying fark" stories?


The Daily Mail has one reason for being: To populate the world with "Isn't everything going really terribly for blue collar and middle class males?" type stories. Women behaving badly, welfare cheats, minorities doing something terrible, etc. are the Fail's bread and butter.

Apparently lots of people need to start their day shiatting angrily.
 
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