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No Such Agency:I'd snark about helicopter parents and snowflakes... but I apparently damn near killed myself as a kid exactly this way. My mom went to the bathroom for a few minutes, and came out to find me sitting on the window ledge 3 stories up - basically one wiggle away from plunging to my doom.
Fark is for snarking, but until you are a parent you have no idea the myriad ways that children will use to autodestruct.
grokca:offmymeds: Wait. Let me see if I've got this straight. When someone falls out of a window, they don't float, but hit the ground instead. Is that what you're trying to tell me?
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