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(Daily Mail)   TV guest star arrives late, doesn't know lines, looks disinterested, forces producers to hurriedly hire a body double. Yes... it's just another day with Lindsay Lohan on the set of Glee   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 51
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2012-04-28 08:42:47 AM
The show already has "teenagers" in their mid-to-late 20's (and look it) so now they're going to have one who's in her mid-20's and looks like she used to pull trains for battalions heading off to fight the Kaiser in the Big One.
 
2012-04-28 09:15:04 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: The show already has "teenagers" in their mid-to-late 20's (and look it) so now they're going to have one who's in her mid-20's and looks like she used to pull trains for battalions heading off to fight the Kaiser in the Big One.


LOL

Well they knew what they were getting into when they hired her so fark 'em.

/what is that show even about? High school kids holding musicals every week? Shouldn't they be studying and trying to get laid?
 
2012-04-28 09:15:07 AM
Why do people keep hiring Lindsey Lohan? It's like hiring Bobby Petrino and then acting shocked when he turns out to be a douchebag.
 
2012-04-28 09:20:57 AM

Mentat: Why do people keep hiring Lindsey Lohan? It's like hiring Bobby Petrino and then acting shocked when he turns out to be a douchebag.


People love to rubberneck at the train wreck.
 
2012-04-28 09:29:53 AM
to stop that Lohan, 123
here's a tip thats worry free.
its got Paul Anka's guarantee.
guarantee void in tennesee.
Just. Don't. Look.
Just. Don't. Look.
 
2012-04-28 09:34:35 AM
I still think Mad Mel could possibly help her since he has a track record of it, but she might be too far gone for help except from the loony bin.
 
2012-04-28 09:39:56 AM
Comeback City, here she comes!

/Cause that's gonna be the name of the porno.
 
2012-04-28 09:40:36 AM
Are they going to put a potato sack over Tara body? Because those ain't Lohan's hips.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-04-28 09:45:31 AM

Mentat: Why do people keep hiring Lindsey Lohan? It's like hiring Bobby Petrino and then acting shocked when he turns out to be a douchebag.


Ratings, my friend. Ratings.

Also more than a good trainwreck America loves a great comeback. That's why I think she continues to get some high profile TV appearances from time to time, it just hasn't really worked out to anyone's advantage yet.
 
2012-04-28 09:46:11 AM

fozziewazzi: Are they going to put a potato sack over Tara body? Because those ain't Lohan's hips.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x494]


I hope this version is cleaner.
/down under something, something......
 
2012-04-28 09:47:42 AM

fozziewazzi: Are they going to put a potato sack over Tara body? Because those ain't Lohan's hips.


WTF did you just say?
 
2012-04-28 10:07:35 AM
Presumably they are paying her for her appearance. Therefore, she is not disinterested.
 
2012-04-28 10:09:18 AM

titwrench: fozziewazzi: Are they going to put a potato sack over Tara body? Because those ain't Lohan's hips.

WTF did you just say?


Didn't you see the two photos? Lohan's hips look like "boy hips" .Tara has, well, "child-bearing" hips. (Much better, I think!)
 
2012-04-28 10:10:08 AM

Spoon over Marin: Mentat: Why do people keep hiring Lindsey Lohan? It's like hiring Bobby Petrino and then acting shocked when he turns out to be a douchebag.

People love to rubberneck at the train wreck.


But there's a difference between watching a wreck and setting one up to happen.
i.ytimg.com

"There simply aren't enough accidents. It's un-ethical and time-consuming to go out and cause them, so we're forced to make do with whatever we have on hand..."
 
2012-04-28 10:12:38 AM
Something tells me she wouldn't get all that far in the world of porn. Most successful porn stars surprisingly seem to have their shiat together. The really smart ones branch out into the non-porn entertainment world, or at least go behind the camera, or both. Would be kind of weird though, to see her head towards porn, while Kayden Kross moves out of porn, since she's done a couple of non-porn movies recently. Though I'm mostly looking forward to seeing that web series thing she did. But that's mostly for this sort of stuff:

30.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-04-28 10:17:30 AM

Mentat: Why do people keep hiring Lindsey Lohan? It's like hiring Bobby Petrino and then acting shocked when he turns out to be a douchebag.


You give enough blow jobs, eventually you get a role.
 
2012-04-28 10:18:11 AM
I don't see the problem. The resemblance to Lindsay Lohan is uncanny:

calitreview.com
 
2012-04-28 10:36:07 AM
Thank God for the Daily Fail. They tirelessly report on the shenanigans of celebrities people no longer care about.
 
2012-04-28 10:44:23 AM
The body double looks like a real woman. Lohan at this point is just a horrible skank.
 
2012-04-28 11:03:42 AM
You hire Lohan, you're simply doing it for the sensationalism. You get what you deserve.

And a big Fark You to the Daily Fail for the massive spoiler in the last picture.

/Not that I watch the show...
 
2012-04-28 11:06:26 AM

O.M.E.: Presumably they are paying her for her appearance. Therefore, she is not disinterested.


Uninterested, more like.
 
2012-04-28 11:08:33 AM
And yet - I'm sure she earned more each DAY in 2011 than most Fakers earn in a month.
She earned more in 2011 than many American's will earn in a LIFETIME.

And it wasn't even close to a good year for her.
 
2012-04-28 11:13:32 AM
So this article is total bullsh*t AND admits it? Interesting literary form.
 
2012-04-28 11:14:29 AM

ryosen: You hire Lohan, you're simply doing it for the sensationalism. You get what you deserve.

And a big Fark You to the Daily Fail for the massive spoiler in the last picture.

/Not that I watch the show...


What spoiler?
 
2012-04-28 11:15:27 AM

Fark_Guy_Rob: And yet - I'm sure she earned more each DAY in 2011 than most Fakers earn in a month.
She earned more in 2011 than many American's will earn in a LIFETIME.

And it wasn't even close to a good year for her.


Who are you E. F. Hutton?
 
2012-04-28 11:17:34 AM
And they want this wasted, worn-out hag to play Elizabeth Taylor in her biopic? Yeah, that's going to go SO well.
 
2012-04-28 11:28:24 AM

AgtSmithReloaded: And they want this wasted, worn-out hag to play Elizabeth Taylor in her biopic? Yeah, that's going to go SO well.


Don't worry it's only a Lifetime movie. So the crap factor is already in there. Though even with it being a Lifetime movie I still don't see why they hired this trainwreck. What are the odds she's fired before she even starts it?
 
2012-04-28 11:46:40 AM
...and not a fark was given this day. Attention whores deserve one another.
 
2012-04-28 11:47:19 AM

Fark_Guy_Rob: And yet - I'm sure she earned more each DAY in 2011 than most Fakers earn in a month.
She earned more in 2011 than many American's will earn in a LIFETIME.

And it wasn't even close to a good year for her.



[citation needed]

it is not that i don't believe you, but if you could actually prove you knew what you were talking about i would be impressed. i can only remember hearing about a few photo shoots, and i am pretty sure (no citation) she didn't make a lot of bank screwing things up down at the morgue...
 
2012-04-28 11:53:33 AM

LonMead: Spoon over Marin: Mentat: Why do people keep hiring Lindsey Lohan? It's like hiring Bobby Petrino and then acting shocked when he turns out to be a douchebag.

People love to rubberneck at the train wreck.

But there's a difference between watching a wreck and setting one up to happen.
[i.ytimg.com image 480x360]


It's because if Lindsay got her shiat together and did a good job it would be huge news and whoever bets, and wins, on being her comeback project will make a lot of money off that free publicity.
 
2012-04-28 12:03:16 PM
I'm betting that Vegas casinos love these producers that keep hiring Lohan.
 
2012-04-28 12:21:30 PM
Oh Daily Fail, what would we do without your sly, innuendo-laden half-truths? Give us MOAR. And speak of the devil

And Lindsay Lohan was at it again today, missing her flight after partying into the early hours of this morning.
She was supposed to be flying from Los Angeles to Washington DC to attend the prestigious White House Correspondents' Dinner this weekend.
However she risked missing out on the chance of being in the presence of President Barack Obama after after she spent the night partying at Hollywood hotel Chateau Marmont.


In other news, can you believe that she was invited to the White House Correspondent's Dinner? And so was Kim Kardashian. I blame Obama.

Link
 
2012-04-28 12:56:32 PM
So, I'm curious - does the Daily Fail just use this mechanic to entice readers?

1. Starting content containing one or more inflammatory statements.
2. Salacious photo of "positive" portion of article.
3. Rumor and innuendo that seemingly backs up inflammatory starting content.
4. Salacious photo of "negative" portion of article.
5. Tangential photo of subject area related to article.
6. Ending content that contradicts or mitigates items 1 through 5, to avoid lawsuit.

Seriously - read the entire article.

"Hey, we heard from another rumormonger that Lohan was late to a shoot, and her body double filled in. Here's a hot pic of the body double. We then provided some background on the body double. Here's a couple more pics. Then, here's some more detailed rumormongering we heard that casts Lohan in a bad light. Then, here's some more pics. Then, here's some more detailed rumormongering that casts Lohan in a bad light. Then, here's some more pics. Then, here are some actual quotes that directly contradict the rumormongering you've already read, but you probably won't get to these quotes. Here are some more pics of other folks that work with Lohan. Finally, here are some direct quotes that not only contradict our entire article, but actually castigate us for pushing all of the other rumors we gleefully told you in the article."
 
2012-04-28 01:21:43 PM
Maybe the show's producers are banking on the likelihood that Lohan will croak this year, making this Glee episode increase in value like a Dali painting in 1989. Yeah, that's it.
 
2012-04-28 02:17:02 PM

divgradcurl: Fark_Guy_Rob: And yet - I'm sure she earned more each DAY in 2011 than most Fakers earn in a month.
She earned more in 2011 than many American's will earn in a LIFETIME.

And it wasn't even close to a good year for her.


[citation needed]

it is not that i don't believe you, but if you could actually prove you knew what you were talking about i would be impressed. i can only remember hearing about a few photo shoots, and i am pretty sure (no citation) she didn't make a lot of bank screwing things up down at the morgue...


Hef paid her a million for Playboy, didn't he? That's certainly a farkton more than most people will make in many, many years. And that was just one job.
 
2012-04-28 02:37:10 PM

NeedlesslyCanadian: divgradcurl: Fark_Guy_Rob: And yet - I'm sure she earned more each DAY in 2011 than most Fakers earn in a month.
She earned more in 2011 than many American's will earn in a LIFETIME.

And it wasn't even close to a good year for her.


[citation needed]

it is not that i don't believe you, but if you could actually prove you knew what you were talking about i would be impressed. i can only remember hearing about a few photo shoots, and i am pretty sure (no citation) she didn't make a lot of bank screwing things up down at the morgue...

Hef paid her a million for Playboy, didn't he? That's certainly a farkton more than most people will make in many, many years. And that was just one job.


According to this site (http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/actors/lindsay-l ohan-net-worth/) Lohan has a net worth of 1.4 million.

In comparison, Gilbert Godfried has a net worth of 6 million
 
2012-04-28 02:41:03 PM

KatjaMouse: Also more than a good trainwreck America loves a great comeback. That's why I think she continues to get some high profile TV appearances from time to time, it just hasn't really worked out to anyone's advantage yet.


She would have to show signs of actually coming back for it to qualify as a comeback. She's closer to 'death pool' than she is to 'comeback'.
 
2012-04-28 03:19:32 PM

NeedlesslyCanadian: Hef paid her a million for Playboy, didn't he? That's certainly a farkton more than most people will make in many, many years. And that was just one job.


Not a million, but quite a bit. And then she promptly went to a film festival in Europe, then to a fashion show in New York, then to Cannes, then...... Then rented that condo next door to her ex in Malibu or some pricey place right on the beach. She is very high maintenance, buys a ton of clothes, travels all over, goes out every night, and let's not forget the lawyers......she's also been sued by several people for non-payment of things.

Just by looking at the rest of her life, I'd say that she's in debt up to her ears. And I'd be shocked to find out that I'm wrong. I've never known anyone who had such shiatty impulse control to not be.
 
2012-04-28 04:05:37 PM
The body double was way hotter.
 
2012-04-28 06:03:53 PM

Le Bomb Suprize: Mentat: Why do people keep hiring Lindsey Lohan? It's like hiring Bobby Petrino and then acting shocked when he turns out to be a douchebag.

You give enough blow jobs, eventually you get a role.



Which,I suspect,is why Whitney is still infecting the airwaves.
 
2012-04-28 06:23:53 PM
I apologize to you all who had to wait the two hours. I hammered that so hard the night before she couldn't walk from the friction burns.
 
2012-04-28 06:54:58 PM

cig-mkr: I apologize to you all who had to wait the two hours. I hammered that so hard the night before she couldn't walk from the friction burns.


And you think you're bragging?

cbs987ampradio.files.wordpress.com

Enjoy your herpes, pal.
 
2012-04-28 07:44:44 PM

ZeroCorpse: cig-mkr: I apologize to you all who had to wait the two hours. I hammered that so hard the night before she couldn't walk from the friction burns.

And you think you're bragging?

[cbs987ampradio.files.wordpress.com image 600x400]

Enjoy your herpes, pal.


It's OK, I used one of these
newschoolsecurity.com
 
2012-04-28 08:07:53 PM

ZeroCorpse: cig-mkr: I apologize to you all who had to wait the two hours. I hammered that so hard the night before she couldn't walk from the friction burns.

And you think you're bragging?

[cbs987ampradio.files.wordpress.com image 600x400]

Enjoy your herpes, pal.


Somebody found the Sharpen feature.
 
2012-04-28 10:24:57 PM

Gunderson: NeedlesslyCanadian: divgradcurl: Fark_Guy_Rob: And yet - I'm sure she earned more each DAY in 2011 than most Fakers earn in a month.
She earned more in 2011 than many American's will earn in a LIFETIME.

And it wasn't even close to a good year for her.


[citation needed]

it is not that i don't believe you, but if you could actually prove you knew what you were talking about i would be impressed. i can only remember hearing about a few photo shoots, and i am pretty sure (no citation) she didn't make a lot of bank screwing things up down at the morgue...

Hef paid her a million for Playboy, didn't he? That's certainly a farkton more than most people will make in many, many years. And that was just one job.

According to this site (http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/actors/lindsay-l ohan-net-worth/) Lohan has a net worth of 1.4 million.

In comparison, Gilbert Godfried has a net worth of 6 million


If that is true, she's really f-ed up her finances obviously... I mean, she was in some fairly successful movies early on.
 
2012-04-28 11:04:37 PM

ZeroCorpse: cig-mkr: I apologize to you all who had to wait the two hours. I hammered that so hard the night before she couldn't walk from the friction burns.

And you think you're bragging?

[cbs987ampradio.files.wordpress.com image 600x400]

Enjoy your herpes, pal.


Gah! An advance warning next time would be nice.
 
2012-04-28 11:54:23 PM

Mugato:

/what is that show even about? High school kids holding musicals every week? Shouldn't they be studying and trying to get laid?


Its about REGIONALS!

They cant let Mr. Rad down.
 
2012-04-29 01:52:35 AM
Isn't Chateau Marmont a drug hangout? Why do they let her stay there when she has to work?
 
2012-04-30 02:47:54 AM

ZeroCorpse: cig-mkr: I apologize to you all who had to wait the two hours. I hammered that so hard the night before she couldn't walk from the friction burns.

And you think you're bragging?



Enjoy your herpes, pal.


She's still a trophy fark. It's like banging a unicorn. Well, a unicorn that only has one eye. And who has a torn acl.
 
2012-04-30 01:24:36 PM
You know what? That's what the fark they get for hiring this loser. Lindsay Lohan has a reputation that is hard earned for being unreliable, unprepared and uncommitted. How she keeps getting work is a JOKE.

When doing the film Georgia Rule, LiLo was rebuked by producers

The head of the firm producing the movie called LL "discourteous, irresponsible and unprofessional." He goes on to say she has "acted like a spoiled child and in doing so has alienated many of [her] co-workers and endangered the quality of Georgia Rule."


http://www.popsugar.com/Lindsay-Pisses-Off-Producers-Big-Time-14643

http://www.popsugar.com/Jane-Fonda-Lindsay-Lohan-32317

The only justice here would be if the show GLEE got canceled because of their poor decision making of hiring such a risky investment for a cameo. They get what they deserve. If peoples schedules were messed up by LiLo, it's too darned bad, they didn't need to hire someone with a track record of this crap.
 
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