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(Click Orlando)   Teacher arrested after losing his iPad in a Wal-Mart. Apparently, the iPad had all his videos of 8th grade girls changing in the locker room   (clickorlando.com) divider line 120
    More: Florida, De Land, Joshua Waguespack, iPads, eighth grade, falsified evidence, videos, St. Peter  
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2012-04-28 12:46:21 AM
Were they hot?
 
2012-04-28 12:48:39 AM
"Doesn't want to *become* a pedophile?" Dude. You are one.
 
2012-04-28 12:49:14 AM
Waguespack told police he was "very sorry for what he had done and he does not want to become a pedophile," according to the report.

Ummmmm....too late bub. Enjoy PMITA prison.
 
2012-04-28 12:49:46 AM
"juvenile females ages 11-15."

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-28 12:50:42 AM

Notabunny: "juvenile females ages 11-15."

[img.photobucket.com image 320x240]


media.skateboard.com.au

/i feel dirty now
 
2012-04-28 12:50:45 AM
Might as well buy a van and candy dude.
 
2012-04-28 12:50:58 AM
FTFA: Waguespack told police he was "very sorry for what he had done and he does not want to become a pedophile,"

Too late
 
2012-04-28 12:51:33 AM

Bigdogdaddy: Were they hot?


Dude.....they were in 8th grade. Of course they were hot.
 
2012-04-28 12:52:47 AM
Why would you need to change clothes for math class anyway?
 
2012-04-28 12:53:23 AM
Dude, you ARE a pedophile. Whether you can keep from becoming a child molester is entirely up to you at this point.
 
2012-04-28 12:54:41 AM
So, he has never heard of encrypting files?

// amateur
 
2012-04-28 12:54:43 AM
Nah, he's an ephebophile
 
2012-04-28 12:54:44 AM
Leaked photo

imgboot.com

I kid. It's a photoshop. A PHOTOSHOP
 
2012-04-28 12:54:51 AM
Not a very good catholic pedo, if you are looking at GIRLS.
 
2012-04-28 12:55:10 AM

Gyrfalcon: Dude, you ARE a pedophile. Whether you can keep from becoming a child molester is entirely up to you at this point.


Not much of a stretch to say they were molested, after a fashion. Violated, anyway.
 
2012-04-28 12:56:02 AM

bojon: Might as well buy a van and candy dude.


or icecream

www.lowbird.com

/just sayin
 
2012-04-28 12:56:23 AM

AssAsInAssassin: Gyrfalcon: Dude, you ARE a pedophile. Whether you can keep from becoming a child molester is entirely up to you at this point.

Not much of a stretch to say they were molested, after a fashion. Violated, anyway.


You know what I mean, dummy.
 
2012-04-28 12:56:59 AM
I think the greater crime is the travesty of a writing jorb there, bucky.
 
2012-04-28 12:57:16 AM
img.photobucket.com

img.photobucket.com

Now you've all had naughty thoughts about a 13yo.
img.photobucket.com

img.photobucket.com

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-28 12:58:56 AM

cup of tea: Why would you need to change clothes for math class anyway?


You never got a straight answer for that one either, huh?
 
2012-04-28 12:59:49 AM

moothemagiccow: Nah, he's an ephebophile


not a big, but a budding difference.
over there?
sit down?
yeah, ok.
 
2012-04-28 01:03:00 AM
FTFA, and FTFY: "Doesn't want to [BE KNOWN] as a pedophile".
 
2012-04-28 01:03:54 AM
Too late to edit my brackets around [AS] before grammar nazis steal me away...
 
2012-04-28 01:03:54 AM
"A teacher at St. Peter Catholic School..."

The fruit hangs low on this tree.
 
2012-04-28 01:04:53 AM

remus: So, he has never heard of encrypting files?

// amateur


You can't encrypt an iPad.
 
2012-04-28 01:06:40 AM

Notabunny: [img.photobucket.com image 471x600]

[img.photobucket.com image 471x600]

Now you've all had naughty thoughts about a 13yo.
[img.photobucket.com image 471x600]

[img.photobucket.com image 463x600]

[img.photobucket.com image 640x407]


Give her a quarter and send her downtown to have a rat chew that zit off of her chin.
 
2012-04-28 01:06:57 AM
Waguespack told police he was "very sorry for what he had done and he does not want to become a pedophile," according to the report.

Too late.

Just thought this needed repeating ;)
 
2012-04-28 01:08:41 AM
Don't try to apply logic to insanity. The man is not right in the head. It's human nature to try to find a pattern in everything. You ask yourself, "Why would he take the porn out of his house? Why put it on a mobile device? Why leave it in WalMart? Why not password protect the device?" None of these questions have answers. When you ask them of someone who is mentally ill, there are no answers.

Also, the guy is dumb as fark. There are plenty of insane pedophiles who don't trot their porn around town on an unprotected iPad, leaving it behind in WalMart.
 
2012-04-28 01:10:23 AM

Gyrfalcon: AssAsInAssassin: Gyrfalcon: Dude, you ARE a pedophile. Whether you can keep from becoming a child molester is entirely up to you at this point.

Not much of a stretch to say they were molested, after a fashion. Violated, anyway.

You know what I mean, dummy.


Who you callin' dummy, you big dummy?

www.quotecollection.com
 
2012-04-28 01:13:13 AM
Kids are too damn sexy these days.
 
2012-04-28 01:13:55 AM

foo monkey: Don't try to apply logic to insanity. The man is not right in the head. It's human nature to try to find a pattern in everything. You ask yourself, "Why would he take the porn out of his house? Why put it on a mobile device? Why leave it in WalMart? Why not password protect the device?" None of these questions have answers. When you ask them of someone who is mentally ill, there are no answers.

Also, the guy is dumb as fark. There are plenty of insane pedophiles who don't trot their porn around town on an unprotected iPad, leaving it behind in WalMart.


Why do you know this and are you sure you don't have something to tell us?
 
2012-04-28 01:14:10 AM
i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-04-28 01:14:36 AM
"As you may heard, several Catholic institutions had some dreadful incidents in the past. When we screen prospective employees now, we need to be very direct. For the record, are you sexually attracted to boys?"

"No."

"Thank God. When can you start?"
 
2012-04-28 01:14:36 AM

Notabunny: [img.photobucket.com image 471x600]

[img.photobucket.com image 471x600]

Now you've all had naughty thoughts about a 13yo.

YUM! Natalie Portman! Here she is at her sexiest (when she was 12):



data.whicdn.com

 
2012-04-28 01:14:50 AM
digitalfeat.com

He's the suspect.
 
2012-04-28 01:16:10 AM

AssAsInAssassin: Notabunny: [img.photobucket.com image 471x600]

[img.photobucket.com image 471x600]

Now you've all had naughty thoughts about a 13yo.

YUM! Natalie Portman! Here she is at her sexiest (when she was 12):


Sorry, she doesn't hold a candle to Hit Girl in her little purple wig.
 
2012-04-28 01:17:02 AM
Maybe he wanted to get caught? Meh, he's done nothing to deserve even that much benefit of the doubt, I suppose.
 
2012-04-28 01:17:02 AM

Notabunny: Now you've all had naughty thoughts about a 13yo.


Looking at pictures of clothes girls makes you have naught thoughts? I've been on the internet too long...
 
2012-04-28 01:17:03 AM
Is this 2.0 version of floppy disks?

How easy is it for the non-user to unlock an ipad? Is this the guessing of the 3x3 grid finger pattern?

/You forgot you were a teacher when you purchased those mini-video cameras and allegedly used them in locker rooms.
 
2012-04-28 01:18:05 AM
stupidity always comes in multiples
 
2012-04-28 01:19:12 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: AssAsInAssassin: Notabunny: [img.photobucket.com image 471x600]

[img.photobucket.com image 471x600]

Now you've all had naughty thoughts about a 13yo.

YUM! Natalie Portman! Here she is at her sexiest (when she was 12):

Sorry, she doesn't hold a candle to Hit Girl in her little purple wig.


Of course. Chloe was only 11 then.
 
2012-04-28 01:19:52 AM
i48.tinypic.com

Chloe knows how to deal with this.
 
2012-04-28 01:21:03 AM

AssAsInAssassin: Notabunny: [img.photobucket.com image 471x600]

[img.photobucket.com image 471x600]

Now you've all had naughty thoughts about a 13yo.

YUM! Natalie Portman! Here she is at her sexiest (when she was 12):


Was that from The Professional?
 
2012-04-28 01:22:42 AM

vice_magnet: AssAsInAssassin: Notabunny: [img.photobucket.com image 471x600]

[img.photobucket.com image 471x600]

Now you've all had naughty thoughts about a 13yo.

YUM! Natalie Portman! Here she is at her sexiest (when she was 12):

Was that from The Professional?


No. It was from Léon.

/that guy
 
2012-04-28 01:25:39 AM

MassAsster: foo monkey: Don't try to apply logic to insanity. The man is not right in the head. It's human nature to try to find a pattern in everything. You ask yourself, "Why would he take the porn out of his house? Why put it on a mobile device? Why leave it in WalMart? Why not password protect the device?" None of these questions have answers. When you ask them of someone who is mentally ill, there are no answers.

Also, the guy is dumb as fark. There are plenty of insane pedophiles who don't trot their porn around town on an unprotected iPad, leaving it behind in WalMart.

Why do you know this and are you sure you don't have something to tell us?


Yeah, I'm smart enough to not own an iPad. :P

/i keeeed.
 
2012-04-28 01:26:00 AM

Herb Utsmelz: Leaked photo

[imgboot.com image 637x500]

I kid. It's a photoshop. A PHOTOSHOP


What's with the pool of blood? You know what... I don't want to know.
 
2012-04-28 01:27:23 AM

cup of tea: FTFA: Waguespack told police he was "very sorry for what he had done and he does not want to become a pedophile,"

Too late


I think he should be more worried about becoming a registered sex offender. It's a lifetime sentence I wouldn't wish on anyone.

/Well, maybe on the Koch Brothers but that's it.
 
2012-04-28 01:27:47 AM
Guy should do what I do. I break up the images into small, uniform blocks of pixels and make an animated GIF of them with each square appearing in sequence on the canvas for 1/1000 second. At that rate, the animation looks like a complete (flickering) image. I delete the GIFs after I'm done fapping, but none of the individual images is illegal, since none shows anything recognizable.

Also, I devised my own language that I translate my child porn literature into, and then encrypt that into a substitution code that only I can read.

/not really.
//too convincing?
///I'll have a seat over there.
 
2012-04-28 01:28:17 AM
Jean Reno is awesome.
 
2012-04-28 01:30:34 AM

Notabunny: Now you've all had naughty thoughts about a 13yo.


i5.photobucket.com
 
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