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2012-04-28 07:53:27 AM
Terrydatroll: aagrajag: Terrydatroll: So, let me get this right. People think it should be OK to kill an unborn fetus but should be persecuted for giving it drugs? WTF?

One act results in a deformed, mentally and emotionally undeveloped creature that will plague and cost society for years. The other does not.

//yeah, I know, don't feed them

Oh, so THAT'S how liberals are made...always wondered about that.


No, sweetie. That's how repubs are made. Liberals have abortions, remember? Conservatives LOVE to breed. Need proof? Check those test scores of the red states....
 
2012-04-28 07:56:08 AM
A majority of my practice is cases like this. I can tell you from experience, judges are looking for a way to make sterilization legal.

also, there are more people with this woman's attitude than one would care to think about.

/had a woman once say she would keep having kids till CPS let her keep one.
//CSB
///slashies.
 
2012-04-28 08:05:31 AM
Ordinary Genius: A majority of my practice is cases like this. I can tell you from experience, judges are looking for a way to make sterilization legal.

also, there are more people with this woman's attitude than one would care to think about.

/had a woman once say she would keep having kids till CPS let her keep one.
//CSB
///slashies.


www.moneyandshit.com
/Hot
 
2012-04-28 08:08:25 AM
AbbeySomeone: Just sterilize her already. Problem solved.

By sterilize I hope you mean shoot in the head.
 
2012-04-28 08:16:45 AM
FirstNationalBastard: Jesus, that broad is 34?

...in dog years?


Every year for her is a dog year.
 
2012-04-28 08:19:35 AM
AbbeySomeone:

Just sterilize her already. Problem solved.

Agreed. It should have happened long ago.

Prostitution? Are ugly hookers cheaper?
 
2012-04-28 08:23:58 AM
34 in sea tortoise years.
 
2012-04-28 08:26:50 AM
MOTY for sure. When she gets to 0 for 11* in keeping kids like my daughter's birth mom did, then she'll be up for mother of the century.
/no more on the way as I heard she had tubes tied.
//can only hope the others that were adopted out of family like my daughter was are doing well, the ones that stayed with their grandmother are already fubar.

*woulda been 12 but one died.
 
2012-04-28 08:45:42 AM
Science fiction author Larry Niven had an idea whose time has come: BirthRight.
Every person has the right to reproduce once, as a replacement. This right can be taken away for various reasons; extreme criminal activity (i.e. Dahmer/Manson), or other traits not helpful to the survival of the species (tendency toward cancer, low IQ, etc...) A person could also be awarded the right to produce more offspring if he or she shows traits that are beneficial to the species (high IQ, artistic talent, athletic ability, etc...).
In order to prevent fraud, it would be possible to buy the right to have additional children for, say, $1 million each. (The ability to make large amounts of money being a beneficial trait) People could also enter a lottery, where a random drawing would award a BirthRight. (Luck is also a survival trait)
Otherwise, all people would be required to have compulsory birth control.
I like it - what do you folks think?
 
2012-04-28 08:52:48 AM
dang sure: what race is the sperm donor

the female is a convicted prostitute

what are the curious facts

the journo has omitted?


Is this a haiku?
 
2012-04-28 08:53:09 AM
Troublesome Strumpet: Ordinary Genius: A majority of my practice is cases like this. I can tell you from experience, judges are looking for a way to make sterilization legal.

also, there are more people with this woman's attitude than one would care to think about.

/had a woman once say she would keep having kids till CPS let her keep one.
//CSB
///slashies.


/Hot


Yup. You heard that right. She was on kid four, and the other three were taken away because of drugs. Oh, also, she was caught during month nine of incubation on kid #4 after trying to run from police on an arrest warrant for retail fraud. She was caught because she couldn't get her belly over a fence.
 
2012-04-28 08:58:57 AM
twotowner: MOTY for sure. When she gets to 0 for 11* in keeping kids like my daughter's birth mom did, then she'll be up for mother of the century.
/no more on the way as I heard she had tubes tied.
//can only hope the others that were adopted out of family like my daughter was are doing well, the ones that stayed with their grandmother are already fubar.

*woulda been 12 but one died.


Um, at what point in this story do you look like the good guy? Cause I think you left that part out.
 
2012-04-28 08:59:55 AM
phaedrusiszen: Bathia_Mapes: Smokey the Bare: skantea: Bathia_Mapes: skantea: Anybody beside me remember the MOTY article where the byotch punched her 7 year old in the stomach in front of CPS to make sure they took him away because her kids were getting in the way of her stripper career?

I had to read that one 3 times because I just couldn't fit the information into my head.

This article?

Yeah, that's her. Different article but yeah. Apparently he was eleven. I might have thought he was younger because he kept trying to hug her as she pushed him away (that still gets me). Here's another article. Link - with the witches' pic.

/thanks for the assist.

I just died a little after reading that.

/still second place to the "Daddy ate my eyes" kid from a couple years ago

Absolutely nothing will top that horrific story. Still gives me chills everytime it's mentioned.

If it makes it any better, the boy can see out of his right eye again.


If true, that actually does make it a little better..... on my part.

At least that way, the last thing he ever saw wasn't... y'know.

If he can see out of one eye at least, he can take in many new images of the world, that may, in time, help him. Hopefully.

It's better than the rest of his life being spent in darkness. God knows his brain's gonna be that way at least.
 
xcv
2012-04-28 09:05:06 AM
Motherhood is work we established over the last couple weeks: even if you married up and have round the clock nannies, maids and cooks or you're totally wasted while collecting welfare, no man or childless female can comprehend the sheer effort and sacrifice it takes these pro-life veterans to resist the librulsocialisteugenicsstormtroopers.
 
2012-04-28 09:10:40 AM
Bathia_Mapes:

dang sure: what race is the sperm donor

What has that got to do with anything?


This might not be what "dang sure" is talking about, but I've long noticed handsome, healthy-looking black men being accompanied by the some of the skankiest, ugliest, sloppiest, stupidest-looking Caucasian whales I've ever seen. People have told me that the black community has a different idea of beauty, but in these cases I don't think it's a black community thing; rather it seems these particular men themselves have a peculiar aesthetic called "anything as long as it's white."

I was a kid in Baltimore during the 1970s "busing controversy," which had white racists howling about "race-mixing." That has indeed been happening, often with good results: more and more I see black men with white women who are just plain stunning, with their cute, well cared for and obviously smart kids, which to me is a step in the right direction. Race-mixing is socially progressive, something that would break down prejudice if more people did it, so we should see and do more of it. And personally it doesn't matter what color a woman is as long as she's hot, so it doesn't matter what race my "competition" is either: may the best man win.

Except for one thing: when we white men won't touch a certain white woman it could be because there's something very wrong with her.
 
2012-04-28 09:14:14 AM
And yet some women panic if they accidentally eat unpasturized cheese.
 
2012-04-28 09:21:48 AM
Terrydatroll:

So, let me get this right. People think it should be OK to kill an unborn fetus but should be persecuted for giving it drugs? WTF?

People who poison their fetuses might well not deserve to have them. In these cases abortion should be compulsory, with permanent sterilization of the skank to follow.

Would you rather see more neglected and abused kids with FAS, or would you rather allow free, safe, legal abortion on demand? In many cases that is indeed the choice.
 
2012-04-28 09:25:19 AM
skantea: twotowner: MOTY for sure. When she gets to 0 for 11* in keeping kids like my daughter's birth mom did, then she'll be up for mother of the century.
/no more on the way as I heard she had tubes tied.
//can only hope the others that were adopted out of family like my daughter was are doing well, the ones that stayed with their grandmother are already fubar.

*woulda been 12 but one died.

Um, at what point in this story do you look like the good guy? Cause I think you left that part out.


The fact that he adopted a kid from that crazy broad not good enough for you?
 
xcv
2012-04-28 09:25:41 AM
DogBoyTheCat: Science fiction author Larry Niven had an idea whose time has come: BirthRight.
Every person has the right to reproduce once, as a replacement. This right can be taken away for various reasons; extreme criminal activity (i.e. Dahmer/Manson), or other traits not helpful to the survival of the species (tendency toward cancer, low IQ, etc...) A person could also be awarded the right to produce more offspring if he or she shows traits that are beneficial to the species (high IQ, artistic talent, athletic ability, etc...).
In order to prevent fraud, it would be possible to buy the right to have additional children for, say, $1 million each. (The ability to make large amounts of money being a beneficial trait) People could also enter a lottery, where a random drawing would award a BirthRight. (Luck is also a survival trait)
Otherwise, all people would be required to have compulsory birth control.
I like it - what do you folks think?


Option B: KISS, good odds her kind will willingly undergo sterilization in exchange for a case of beer, a kilo of coke and a get out of jail free card good for public intoxication.
 
2012-04-28 09:26:33 AM
Bit'O'Gristle:

Good lord, what a hopeless terrible worthless pile of stinking dog offal this sad example of humanity is. Why has she not be ordered sterilized and or shot?

Who keeps knocking these women up? And in the case of prostitution, paying to do it? Come on guys, let's show some taste.
 
2012-04-28 09:28:44 AM
Troublesome Strumpet:

I will seriously help pay to have this woman sterilized. It's obvious she doesn't want the kids, do it and save the taxpayers (and any future kids) the trouble.

/I will gladly pay more in taxes to cover BC, abortions and sterilizations for those who want/need them but can't afford it.


Me too. I've even gone so far as to recommend abortion to some pregnant women for this reason.
 
2012-04-28 09:31:41 AM
moonage daydream: skantea: twotowner: MOTY for sure. When she gets to 0 for 11* in keeping kids like my daughter's birth mom did, then she'll be up for mother of the century.
/no more on the way as I heard she had tubes tied.
//can only hope the others that were adopted out of family like my daughter was are doing well, the ones that stayed with their grandmother are already fubar.

*woulda been 12 but one died.

Um, at what point in this story do you look like the good guy? Cause I think you left that part out.

The fact that he adopted a kid from that crazy broad not good enough for you?


Ohh... I read that as twotowner was the biological father, not the adoptive. Skantea probably did too.
 
2012-04-28 09:31:57 AM
xcv:


Option B: KISS, good odds her kind will willingly undergo sterilization in exchange for a case of beer, a kilo of coke and a get out of jail free card good for public intoxication.


Very much this. I've recommended this several times myself.
 
2012-04-28 09:33:13 AM
The One True TheDavid: Troublesome Strumpet:

I will seriously help pay to have this woman sterilized. It's obvious she doesn't want the kids, do it and save the taxpayers (and any future kids) the trouble.

/I will gladly pay more in taxes to cover BC, abortions and sterilizations for those who want/need them but can't afford it.

Me too. I've even gone so far as to recommend abortion to some pregnant women for this reason.


I wish I could have said the same to my sister when she was pregnant at 17. . . and her friends, one of whom actually ended up on Fark because her meth lab blew up in her apartment (in her kids' room too. . . thank God the little guy wasn't in there when it happened). There's a reason I waited a while to have any of my own.

/We could do with less people having kids
 
2012-04-28 09:38:00 AM
moonage daydream: skantea: twotowner: MOTY for sure. When she gets to 0 for 11* in keeping kids like my daughter's birth mom did, then she'll be up for mother of the century.
/no more on the way as I heard she had tubes tied.
//can only hope the others that were adopted out of family like my daughter was are doing well, the ones that stayed with their grandmother are already fubar.

*woulda been 12 but one died.

Um, at what point in this story do you look like the good guy? Cause I think you left that part out.

The fact that he adopted a kid from that crazy broad not good enough for you?


Yeah. Probably should have specified that I'm not one of the 12 sperm donors.
 
2012-04-28 09:44:45 AM
DogBoyTheCat: Science fiction author Larry Niven had an idea whose time has come: BirthRight.
Every person has the right to reproduce once, as a replacement. This right can be taken away for various reasons; extreme criminal activity (i.e. Dahmer/Manson), or other traits not helpful to the survival of the species (tendency toward cancer, low IQ, etc...) A person could also be awarded the right to produce more offspring if he or she shows traits that are beneficial to the species (high IQ, artistic talent, athletic ability, etc...).
In order to prevent fraud, it would be possible to buy the right to have additional children for, say, $1 million each. (The ability to make large amounts of money being a beneficial trait) People could also enter a lottery, where a random drawing would award a BirthRight. (Luck is also a survival trait)
Otherwise, all people would be required to have compulsory birth control.
I like it - what do you folks think?



Uh, how about no. Wait. How about fark no.
 
2012-04-28 10:01:24 AM
Non-evil Monkey: Nogale: Why is it that people who should not be reproducing are never the ones with fertility problems?

No, it's just that you never hear about the people who should not be reproducing who have fertility problems.

Instead they just make the news in ways that don't involve children, and no one mentions the fact they have fertility problems because it's completely irrelevant to the story. We don't see articles entitled "Drunk man with fertility problems attempts to rob liquor store while wearing no pants", because the fertility problems have absolutely nothing to do with the fact he attempted to rob a liquor store while drunk and pantless.


Why wouldn't it matter to the story? What if that is why he has a drinking problem and wanted to show the world his malfunctioning junk? He could have been screaming "Why won't anybody screw me?!". We don't know since nobody reported that part of the story. Bias media
 
2012-04-28 10:08:44 AM
Subby clearly forgot to maximize the trolling potential here by not referring to her as "Mother of the Year hottie".
 
2012-04-28 10:37:07 AM
GDubDub: TFA: Daiquiri Miller

The most surprising things about this story is her race versus her name. Sorry to be stereotypical.


Meh. I'm pretty sure members of the black & white underclass share a few things in common.

/ Too lazy to draw a Venn diagram on that topic...
 
2012-04-28 10:41:35 AM
judges used to be be able to force women to take a subcutaneous birth control called norplant as late as the 70s and 80s i believe. someone would end up in court and the judge sees that she has no job and has 12 kids. Puts her on norplant. sometimes it would serialize the user too. i wish those days were back. i dont think a woman has a right to bring human being into the world without properly caring for it. i think childbirth should require a license of some kind. driving a car is much less of a responsibility and requires a license.
 
2012-04-28 10:48:53 AM
MAYORBOB: Subby clearly forgot to maximize the trolling potential here by not referring to her as "Mother of the Year hottie".

"Hot milf Daiquiri has her seventh child removed from her custody. Hey guys--she's single and you know she puts out"

It's so pathetic what can you do but make bad jokes?
 
2012-04-28 10:50:18 AM
I know it's been said but Daiquiri?

Daiquiri?

FARKING DAIQUIRI?
 
2012-04-28 11:06:32 AM
DogBoyTheCat: Science fiction author Larry Niven had an idea whose time has come: BirthRight.
Every person has the right to reproduce once, as a replacement. This right can be taken away for various reasons; extreme criminal activity (i.e. Dahmer/Manson), or other traits not helpful to the survival of the species (tendency toward cancer, low IQ, etc...) A person could also be awarded the right to produce more offspring if he or she shows traits that are beneficial to the species (high IQ, artistic talent, athletic ability, etc...).
In order to prevent fraud, it would be possible to buy the right to have additional children for, say, $1 million each. (The ability to make large amounts of money being a beneficial trait) People could also enter a lottery, where a random drawing would award a BirthRight. (Luck is also a survival trait)
Otherwise, all people would be required to have compulsory birth control.
I like it - what do you folks think?


Would never work. It's a good idea, but it wouldn't work until population pressure is so high that we are living in the arcologies of Asimov's Robot series, and perhaps not even then. Niven is even aware of the problem, and builds in ways to compensate for perceived corruption and bias in the system but in my opinion it isn't enough. Not to mention that any serious attempt to install this system would start the worst religious wars since the reformation.

/love me some Niven
//just finished rereading Footfall
///SANCHO, MY ARMOR!
 
2012-04-28 11:09:24 AM
DogBoyTheCat: Science fiction author Larry Niven had an idea whose time has come: BirthRight.
Every person has the right to reproduce once, as a replacement. This right can be taken away for various reasons; extreme criminal activity (i.e. Dahmer/Manson), or other traits not helpful to the survival of the species (tendency toward cancer, low IQ, etc...) A person could also be awarded the right to produce more offspring if he or she shows traits that are beneficial to the species (high IQ, artistic talent, athletic ability, etc...).
In order to prevent fraud, it would be possible to buy the right to have additional children for, say, $1 million each. (The ability to make large amounts of money being a beneficial trait) People could also enter a lottery, where a random drawing would award a BirthRight. (Luck is also a survival trait)
Otherwise, all people would be required to have compulsory birth control.
I like it - what do you folks think?


Ender's Game was also based upon that type of possibility.... all it apparently did was create a master race of smart-ass teen and pre-teens.
 
2012-04-28 11:13:57 AM
aagrajag: Terrydatroll: So, let me get this right. People think it should be OK to kill an unborn fetus but should be persecuted for giving it drugs? WTF?

One act results in a deformed, mentally and emotionally undeveloped creature that will plague and cost society for years. The other does not.

//yeah, I know, don't feed them


Damn that's cold. Just cause they're deformed and a "plague" on society, your solution is to starve the children?
 
2012-04-28 11:14:07 AM
"what took you so long?"

CLOSE YOUR LEGS, WHORE!

My god. If you're going to sell your vag for forty bucks a pop, schlepp yourself to planned parenthood and get the pill. Sheesh.

/in favor of after birth abortion
//say, 34 years after
 
2012-04-28 11:17:00 AM
DogBoyTheCat: Science fiction author Larry Niven had an idea whose time has come: BirthRight.
Every person has the right to reproduce once, as a replacement. This right can be taken away for various reasons; extreme criminal activity (i.e. Dahmer/Manson), or other traits not helpful to the survival of the species (tendency toward cancer, low IQ, etc...) A person could also be awarded the right to produce more offspring if he or she shows traits that are beneficial to the species (high IQ, artistic talent, athletic ability, etc...).
In order to prevent fraud, it would be possible to buy the right to have additional children for, say, $1 million each. (The ability to make large amounts of money being a beneficial trait) People could also enter a lottery, where a random drawing would award a BirthRight. (Luck is also a survival trait)
Otherwise, all people would be required to have compulsory birth control.
I like it - what do you folks think?


Sounds great to me. I've elected not to have children, as if I was going to I would have five or more years ago when I was married. Too old and tired now, and honestly if I get the itch later I'll adopt. I just don't need the headache. I'm sure I'd make a great parent but I'm reducing my own carbon footprint by not reproducing.

/think green
//close your legs
 
2012-04-28 11:25:12 AM
Whose the FarkTard that keeps submittng old news from the US that eventually ends up in the Daily Fail?
 
2012-04-28 11:30:06 AM
AbbeySomeone: Just sterilize her already. Problem solved.

You usually don't advocate Nazi shiat.
 
2012-04-28 11:31:23 AM
Eugenics. It worked in the US at one time.
 
2012-04-28 11:32:38 AM
Bathia_Mapes: Her first name is "Daiquiri" and the submitter didn't work that into the headline?

Ok, I'm calling shenanigans on this one.

SithLord: Eugenics. It worked in the US at one time.

.....
 
2012-04-28 11:33:44 AM
SoothinglyDeranged: Why is she not already in jail for all the lives she has already created and then attempted to end. Seriously, this woman should not have had the chance to do this to a seventh f*cking child. Disgusting.

Oh look, you found a solution that doesn't involve human eugenics, but too bad it's entirely reasonable and not over the top enough like say, state-ordered sterilization would be.
 
2012-04-28 11:34:42 AM
Bathia_Mapes: skantea: Anybody beside me remember the MOTY article where the byotch punched her 7 year old in the stomach in front of CPS to make sure they took him away because her kids were getting in the way of her stripper career?

I had to read that one 3 times because I just couldn't fit the information into my head.

This article?


Wow.
 
2012-04-28 11:34:56 AM
Meanwhile thousands of pregnant moms on xanax.
 
2012-04-28 11:38:53 AM
aagrajag: Seven goddamn times, and this twunt *still* has the right to produce, and horribly fark up more children.

Having a child is probably the act, performed by most people, with a greater effect upon society than any other. You abuse it, you should lose it.

Once again, thanks a lot Hitler, for making rational discussion of reproductive limitations forever impossible; thank you so bloody much.


You miss the lesson from history, the state making reproductive decisions for individual citizens is intrinsically a terrible thing. There is no real way that won't result in a de facto human eugenics program, and frankly human beings are too egotistical to make objective decisions about manipulating the human genome.

We already have child abuse laws she could/probably should be in jail for violating. No need to borrow the very ideas we hate the Nazis for.
 
2012-04-28 11:40:39 AM
Whoever suggested the state give her some sort of financial incentive to get sterilized was onto something. So long as this lady is voluntarily giving up her reproductive rights I'd be fine with the payoff.
 
2012-04-28 11:52:32 AM
DownDaRiver: Whose the FarkTard that keeps submittng old news from the US that eventually ends up in the Daily Fail?

Old news? This happened this week.
 
2012-04-28 12:13:03 PM
acad1228

DownDaRiver: Whose the FarkTard that keeps submittng old news from the US that eventually ends up in the Daily Fail?

Old news? This happened this week.


*****

Point

Miss it much?
 
2012-04-28 01:42:25 PM
Crotchrocket Slim: AbbeySomeone: Just sterilize her already. Problem solved.

You usually don't advocate Nazi shiat.


Situations like this are the exception. Turning tricks, drinking and using cocaine while hatching another kid that the state will take 7 f*cking times? She shouldn't be allowed to do it again. Christ, with all the fury given to birth control and abortion when they should be addressing this.

/rage
 
2012-04-28 01:56:41 PM
When I was a young lad, around age 12 or so, I asked my parents why the government doesn't offer some middling incentive for free permanent sterilization. I think in the early 90's my child's brain figured $1000 would be a good price point. My rationale was that anyone who would give up their reproductive rights for that amount money probably didn't have the foresight or even the ability to be a decent parent. Or they were people who were never going to have kids anyway, and now they could take a vacation or something. Either way, it would be much cheaper and would probably immensely reduce crime and government dependence within a few generations all the while being totally voluntary. Everyone's happy?

My mother was aghast and called me a monster or something similar. She said she hoped I'd understand why that was an awful idea when I grew up.
Recently a politician in Louisiana proposed a similar idea and was absolutely crucified. I guess I haven't grown up because I still don't see the faults with it...
 
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