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(Opposing Views)   As if we needed another reason to think the narcissistic people who didn't notice the crying kid and give him the foul ball were narcissistic   ( divider line
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5499 clicks; posted to Sports » on 27 Apr 2012 at 7:27 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-04-27 06:08:04 PM  
4 votes:
Fact: All guys named Cameron are assholes.

/So I have no problem with him not getting the ball.
2012-04-27 06:10:50 PM  
2 votes:
We apologize for your spot-on impression of total douchenozzles
2012-04-28 12:17:55 PM  
1 vote:

AdmirableSnackbar: Ow My Balls: A visual CSB!

I'm the guy with the catcher's mitt. This is the closest I've ever come to getting a ball at a big league game during play. Very surreal...I was just watching the Mets bullpen, not expecting this at all even with Cabby up to bat. All of a sudden it's coming right at me. I could see the seams on the ball. No, the Mets' bullpen coach wouldn't give it to me...Booooooooo!!

My wife, on the other hand, got a batting practice foul ball hit from Franklyn Stubbs of the Brewers in 1992 at the new Comiskey Park. It had woodgrain pattern scuff marks from his bat, which I thought was cool! We kept it in nice shape for years until we finally played catch with it because we didn't care anymore.

The guy in the stands with a glove looks like he's older than 12, which means he has no business bringing a glove to a game. If I were you I would not claim to be that man as he clearly has no testicles.

Yeah, my friends poke fun at me too for always bringing it, but I don't care. I almost caught a Miguel Cabrera home run in spectacular fashion with it. Plus, it's the mitt I used 25 years ago to be an actual catcher myself, even if only high school. I've earned the right to bring it. You never know...They might need an emergency bullpen catcher! Some lucky guy in the audience got to play drums for The Who once when Keith Moon passed out, and with the the Tigers' track record of alcohol abuse...
2012-04-28 11:28:23 AM  
1 vote:
Oh shut the hell up. The only reason people are talking about this is because of the Yankees douche announcer. If he cares that much he can give his balls to the kid.
2012-04-28 07:17:38 AM  
1 vote:
I was booed at Wrigley Field in 1995. Marquis Grissom, then of the Atlanta Braves, lined a ball foul into the second deck, right at me, sitting in the front row. I thought it'd be an easy catch, but it turned out that it was moving a LOT faster than I thought. Hit me right in the hand (the other had a beer in it), bent my fingers back, and wound up falling back onto the fans below me. The crowd booed my bad hands.

And they were right to. The Baseball Gods have noticed, and there hasn't been a baseball hit anywhere near me in 17 years.

/suck it up, kid.
2012-04-28 05:46:20 AM  
1 vote:

10up: fark that kid. What inning was it? That awful couple probably had to turn on the ignoroshields from having the great luck of paying for tickets next to that brat for the entire game.

I actually WOULD have rubbed it in his face, and I'm not even the biggest asshole at most baseball games.

You're right; you're a run of the mill douche.
2012-04-27 08:33:15 PM  
1 vote:

The My Little Pony Killer: There are an awful lot of Farkers who seem bitter that they never got to catch a baseball as children.

You don't get everything you want just because you're young and at a game. Deal with it.
"It's not my fault you wouldn't play baseball with your father!"
2012-04-27 08:01:43 PM  
1 vote:
They're engaged?

Sooo.... 20-something hot little thing with 50-something (presumably) oil executive.

As if we don't have enough reasons to hate these assfarks.
2012-04-27 07:57:32 PM  
1 vote:
These people must not know anything about Michael Kay. They have a better shot of the media apologizing for race baiting with the Zimmerman/Trayvon case
2012-04-27 07:35:36 PM  
1 vote:
2012-04-27 06:32:07 PM  
1 vote:

The_Sponge: Fact: All guys named Cameron are assholes.

Pardon my French, but you're an asshole!
2012-04-27 05:49:35 PM  
1 vote:
"We, as obnoxious douchebags, demand an apology for being called obnoxious douchebags."

Shame is word apparently missing from this couple's vocabulary.
2012-04-27 04:57:58 PM  
1 vote:
There are an awful lot of Farkers who seem bitter that they never got to catch a baseball as children.

You don't get everything you want just because you're young and at a game. Deal with it.
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