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(Daily Mail)   Paramedics: Boasting on Facebook you saved the life of a young woman is good. Boasting that you managed to cop a feel while doing so is bad   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 63
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2012-04-28 01:41:47 AM  
He is not bad looking. If he worked near me I'd have "accidents" all the time.
 
2012-04-28 01:43:26 AM  
www.gnu.at
 
2012-04-28 05:09:51 AM  
Just the simple fact that he would refer to a woman's breasts as "cracking jubblies" strongly suggests that he's a moron
 
2012-04-28 05:31:43 AM  

what_now: Umm.. No. This is not ok. You can not sexually assault a fng patient.

All of you who are joking about this? Take a step back. Imagine if it were you or someone you loved in need of emergency care.

Assholes


I don't care which end they blow in. Just save my farking life!


arghyematey: He is not bad looking. If he worked near me I'd have "accidents" all the time.



Lt. Kitty Lawrence: He could leave marks on me anytime. I'd bring the stick!
 
2012-04-28 06:27:45 AM  

Gobobo: Saving someone's life Copping a secret grope of a woman's lovely jubblies is like falling in love. The best drug in the world. For days, sometimes weeks afterwards, you walk the streets, making infinite whatever you see. Once, for a few weeks, I couldn't feel the earth - everything I touched became lighter. Horns played in my shoes. Flowers fell from my pockets. You wonder if you've become immortal, as if you've saved your own life as well. God has passed through you. Why deny it, that for a moment there - why deny that for a moment there, God was you?


True romance.
 
2012-04-28 08:16:27 AM  
ROCCO!

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2012-04-28 10:46:30 AM  
Posting anything on Facebook is equivalent to shouting it out in public, no matter your privacy settings.
 
2012-04-28 01:33:56 PM  
erm... no Mr Small jokes?
I am disappoint
 
2012-04-28 02:46:41 PM  

rooftopvoter: I worked in EMS for a decade and was astounded by how many perverts and pedophiles worked in the field. Not to knock first responders.. I have nothing but respect for them. It just seemed that the ratio of EMS workers that ended up in trouble for sex related offenses was very high compared to other professions.


Just like every other cross section, you have stupid people that get caught. ;-)
 
2012-04-28 02:51:35 PM  

what_now: Umm.. No. This is not ok. You can not sexually assault a fng patient.

All of you who are joking about this? Take a step back. Imagine if it were you or someone you loved in need of emergency care.

Assholes


Hey, he saved her life, she should just be thankful and get on with living it. ;-)
 
2012-04-28 02:53:47 PM  

supageil: inelegy: Protip: Fellas, don't let people (especially women) know what you're thinking. Sure, they say they want to know you and understand you, but they don't. No matter what it is, they won't like what goes on in your head -- so just shut up and pretend to be interested in them and their bullshiat.

Short version: Know your enemy.

You sound lonely. Have you tried unconscious women? They might be more your speed.


That seems to be frowned upon in this establishment, or is it ok now. ;-)
 
2012-04-28 02:57:00 PM  

Gyrfalcon: what_now: Umm.. No. This is not ok. You can not sexually assault a fng patient.

All of you who are joking about this? Take a step back. Imagine if it were you or someone you loved in need of emergency care.

Assholes

Most of us joking about it are or were emergency responders. None of us would ever dream of sexually assaulting a patient,and woe unto the freak who actually did it and got caught. Trust me on this.


As usual THEY will never understand our humor, they just can't without being there.
 
2012-04-28 09:17:09 PM  

AbbeySomeone: Gobobo: Saving someone's life Copping a secret grope of a woman's lovely jubblies is like falling in love. The best drug in the world. For days, sometimes weeks afterwards, you walk the streets, making infinite whatever you see. Once, for a few weeks, I couldn't feel the earth - everything I touched became lighter. Horns played in my shoes. Flowers fell from my pockets. You wonder if you've become immortal, as if you've saved your own life as well. God has passed through you. Why deny it, that for a moment there - why deny that for a moment there, God was you?

True romance.


No, "Bringing Out the Dead" actually, fnar fnar.
 
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