To be fair, perhaps he had to fashion a tourniquet and substitute the ruined clothing with an emergency handbra...

/ GIS for handbra is quite relevant to my interests...

I love cracking jubblies. We used to do it every October at my grandfather's farm. After all the jubblies had been harvested from the jubbly bushes, we'd sit around at night and shell them. We'd tell stories and, oh, how we laughed!

unyon: That guy looks decidedly Vulcan.

I was thinking more aerodynamic.

Hey, if you are the girl with the Jubblies, you got a great deal.

If you are lying there having a heart attack (or whatever) and some paramedic said "I can extend your life by 40 years if you let me feel a jubbly" then dammit, let him cop a feel!

Jubblies or GTFO.

400 CCs of dong, STAT!!!

ManateeGag: we need to see this girl before we pass final judgement. preferably in a swimsuit.

Or out of one.

/sorry
//window seat, please

He did what?

Was that wrong? We're not supposed to do that?

Huck Chaser: I'm going to need to see some pictures of the patient cracking jubblies before I decide how outraged I am about this.

FTFY.

I don't remember exactly where I saw it, perhaps in Boy Scouts, but I distinctly remember a lifesaving illustration on how to grab someone who was drowning. It said as a last resort, if you couldn't get a grip on a woman otherwise, to go ahead and grab the boob and haul her right up. I'd love to see THAT lawsuit.

Why would you crack em? Shouldn't they be gently caressed, lovingly held, softly squeezed, not cracked.

ManateeGag: we need to see this girl before we pass final judgement. preferably in a swimsuit.

I was doing a GIS for hot patients or something in the ballpark and really intended to get back to this thread sooner but go preoccupied.

/brb

The real problem lies in that he is friends with someone on facebook who, overnight, decided to report him because of a status update. I post random and condemnable stuff on facebook just to piss off my wife or my family quite often.

miniflea: I don't remember exactly where I saw it, perhaps in Boy Scouts, but I distinctly remember a lifesaving illustration on how to grab someone who was drowning. It said as a last resort, if you couldn't get a grip on a woman otherwise, to go ahead and grab the boob and haul her right up. I'd love to see THAT lawsuit.

Did it also tell you to grab the cock if you can't get hold of a man? That's about how it would feel to haul someone up by the boobs, plus I imagine it'd be pretty slippery to try that. Arms under the boobs might be a decent hold, though.

I worked in EMS for a decade and was astounded by how many perverts and pedophiles worked in the field. Not to knock first responders.. I have nothing but respect for them. It just seemed that the ratio of EMS workers that ended up in trouble for sex related offenses was very high compared to other professions.

neetro: The real problem lies in that he is friends with someone on facebook who, overnight, decided to report him because of a status update. I post random and condemnable stuff on facebook just to piss off my wife or my family quite often.

I had a lot of religious folks on my FB that were constantly posting religious things day after day. Then one day I decided to post a questionable joke about Jesus and by the end of the day my FB was lighter.

foxyshadis: miniflea: I don't remember exactly where I saw it, perhaps in Boy Scouts, but I distinctly remember a lifesaving illustration on how to grab someone who was drowning. It said as a last resort, if you couldn't get a grip on a woman otherwise, to go ahead and grab the boob and haul her right up. I'd love to see THAT lawsuit.

Did it also tell you to grab the cock if you can't get hold of a man? That's about how it would feel to haul someone up by the boobs, plus I imagine it'd be pretty slippery to try that. Arms under the boobs might be a decent hold, though.

umm grabbing a cock and yarding away != to grabbing boobs and hauling someone up...

Didn't that guy learn anything from the movie Crash?

/I didn't, that movie blew.

foxyshadis: miniflea: I don't remember exactly where I saw it, perhaps in Boy Scouts, but I distinctly remember a lifesaving illustration on how to grab someone who was drowning. It said as a last resort, if you couldn't get a grip on a woman otherwise, to go ahead and grab the boob and haul her right up. I'd love to see THAT lawsuit.

Did it also tell you to grab the cock if you can't get hold of a man? That's about how it would feel to haul someone up by the boobs, plus I imagine it'd be pretty slippery to try that. Arms under the boobs might be a decent hold, though.

No, it didn't. Two things though- one, it did say as a last resort, meaning if you couldn't get a solid grip otherwise and the woman in question was, ya know, drowning. Second, if you present me with the option of death and painful dick grab well... as long as it isn't ripped off.

Evil Kirk vs Bad Ash: [girl-wonder.org image 360x392]

He did what?

Why does she have a right hand on her left arm?

I am led to believe that jubblies are the bosoomical area of a woman. Her titular parts. Those areas in and around her boobasticness.

/tits

Cracklin' jubblies, make me a smile
God if it lasts for an hour, that's all right
We got all night
To set the world right
Find us some boobs that don't ask no questions, yeah

/I can turn invisible if I really try HAAAAAAAAAAARD

Protip: Fellas, don't let people (especially women) know what you're thinking. Sure, they say they want to know you and understand you, but they don't. No matter what it is, they won't like what goes on in your head -- so just shut up and pretend to be interested in them and their bullshiat.

Short version: Know your enemy.

Elzar: To be fair, perhaps he had to fashion a tourniquet and substitute the ruined clothing with an emergency handbra...

/ GIS for handbra is quite relevant to my interests...

Lol. You are a misunderstood compassionate soul.

So honesty isn't the best policy?

oh, he's a paramedic, yeah that is wrong. i though he was just some guy that saved a chick and happened to feel her up. that would have been fine.

easypray: So honesty isn't the best policy?

Hey honey, do these pants make my ass look big?

/bookface is done

Saving someone's life Copping a secret grope of a woman's lovely jubblies is like falling in love. The best drug in the world. For days, sometimes weeks afterwards, you walk the streets, making infinite whatever you see. Once, for a few weeks, I couldn't feel the earth - everything I touched became lighter. Horns played in my shoes. Flowers fell from my pockets. You wonder if you've become immortal, as if you've saved your own life as well. God has passed through you. Why deny it, that for a moment there - why deny that for a moment there, God was you?

Chairman Christine Mills said his words were demeaning and degrading to women as they showed a 'lack of respect for female patients'.

I wonder if that female patient is complaining.

/just curious... I bet shes not.

easypray: So honesty isn't the best policy?

Actually, it is -- because he DIDN'T GROPE ANYONE. He just joked that he did.

Had he been honest, he wouldn't have gotten in trouble.

inelegy: Protip: Fellas, don't let people (especially women) know what you're thinking. Sure, they say they want to know you and understand you, but they don't. No matter what it is, they won't like what goes on in your head -- so just shut up and pretend to be interested in them and their bullshiat.

Short version: Know your enemy.

You sound lonely. Have you tried unconscious women? They might be more your speed.

So nobody RTFA I see. The cracking jubblies belonged to someone else.

Also, I take the Jubblie Line into work every morning, but this shiat never happens. :(

supageil: inelegy: Protip: Fellas, don't let people (especially women) know what you're thinking. Sure, they say they want to know you and understand you, but they don't. No matter what it is, they won't like what goes on in your head -- so just shut up and pretend to be interested in them and their bullshiat.

Short version: Know your enemy.

You sound lonely. Have you tried unconscious women? They might be more your speed.

You made me snort :)

But he was partially right. If you are trying to get "lucky", you tell them what you think they want to hear. OTOH, if you want a friend or partner that is of the opposite sex, the truth works surprisingly well.