Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Fark)   I can't wait until the economy picks up so you people can find jobs and quit posting troll threads. That should be reason enough to vote Romney, no matter how you feel about our dog-eating POTUS   (fark.com ) divider line
    More: Obvious  
•       •       •

9066 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Apr 2012 at 3:32 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



Voting Results (Funniest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

2012-04-27 01:52:30 PM  
10 votes:
In the Troll Special Olympics, I give this thread a 4/potato
2012-04-27 04:12:00 PM  
8 votes:
img217.imageshack.us
2012-04-27 03:31:16 PM  
8 votes:
i582.photobucket.com
2012-04-27 04:04:30 PM  
7 votes:
fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net
2012-04-27 03:06:41 PM  
7 votes:
img850.imageshack.us
2012-04-27 02:53:41 PM  
7 votes:

i586.photobucket.com

2012-04-27 04:29:26 PM  
6 votes:

Nurglitch: My god, it's full of derp!


i586.photobucket.com
2012-04-27 04:31:10 PM  
5 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-04-27 04:08:41 PM  
5 votes:
i865.photobucket.com
2012-04-27 03:51:00 PM  
5 votes:
www.golivewire.com
2012-04-27 03:32:50 PM  
5 votes:
i582.photobucket.com
2012-04-27 03:02:18 PM  
5 votes:
This one is awesomely ironic

i37.photobucket.com
2012-04-27 06:27:55 PM  
4 votes:
d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net
2012-04-27 04:07:43 PM  
4 votes:
img254.imageshack.us
2012-04-27 03:40:53 PM  
4 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I'm voting for Rmoney.

Suck it libs


Bwhahahahahaha! I'm a commie liberal and I too am voting for Rmoney, because I hate the US and want to see it burn.
2012-04-27 03:14:36 PM  
4 votes:
i258.photobucket.com

i258.photobucket.com
2012-04-27 06:10:26 PM  
3 votes:
i242.photobucket.com
2012-04-27 05:26:53 PM  
3 votes:

RumsfeldsReplacement: Um, do you TotalFark losers have to put up with this crap every day? Isn't like every single one of your threads like this? I just want to read my news.


img269.imageshack.us
2012-04-27 05:15:51 PM  
3 votes:
img29.imageshack.us
2012-04-27 05:14:45 PM  
3 votes:
My alphabet, let me show you it./ .
i451.photobucket.com
i451.photobucket.com
i451.photobucket.com
i451.photobucket.com
i451.photobucket.com
i451.photobucket.com
i451.photobucket.com
i451.photobucket.com
i451.photobucket.com
i451.photobucket.com
i451.photobucket.com
i451.photobucket.com
i451.photobucket.com
i451.photobucket.com
i451.photobucket.com
i451.photobucket.com
i451.photobucket.com
i451.photobucket.com
i451.photobucket.com
i451.photobucket.com
i451.photobucket.com
i451.photobucket.com
i451.photobucket.com
i451.photobucket.com
i451.photobucket.com
i451.photobucket.com
2012-04-27 04:40:22 PM  
3 votes:
www.damnlol.com
2012-04-27 04:17:48 PM  
3 votes:
images.piccsy.com
2012-04-27 04:09:18 PM  
3 votes:
Seriously, fark.com - who in the hell is moderating these boards? Anyone? The quality of things being greenlit here have slipped dramatically over the past few months. This entire site is filling up with garbage, daily, I am no longer checking the site as often, and I would be more than happy to let your advertisers know that.

It's really sad, and sloppy.
2012-04-27 04:08:24 PM  
3 votes:
www.shortarmguy.com
2012-04-27 03:57:32 PM  
3 votes:
wtpotus.files.wordpress.com

"Trayvon Martin" + "Obama Eats Dogs" = Hypertrollaciousness
2012-04-27 03:47:43 PM  
3 votes:
i575.photobucket.com

i575.photobucket.com

i575.photobucket.com
2012-04-27 03:20:18 PM  
3 votes:
i582.photobucket.com

i582.photobucket.com

i582.photobucket.com
2012-04-27 03:08:18 PM  
3 votes:
i586.photobucket.com

i586.photobucket.com
2012-04-27 02:59:22 PM  
3 votes:
i841.photobucket.com
2012-04-27 02:47:28 PM  
3 votes:
img401.imageshack.us
2012-04-27 02:35:24 PM  
3 votes:
Romney straps himself to the top of the horse and shiats himself the whole ride.
2012-04-27 02:34:14 PM  
3 votes:
img21.imageshack.us
2012-04-27 02:10:11 PM  
3 votes:
I bet a goddamn Canadian posted this.
2012-04-27 01:56:31 PM  
3 votes:

CoolBeans: Since Subby is too much of a retard to understand the concept of a 'politics tab', I recommend we declare this to be a thread about dryer lint.


Oh, come on. Who's going to vote for dryer lint?
2012-04-27 01:52:44 PM  
3 votes:
Since Subby is too much of a retard to understand the concept of a 'politics tab', I recommend we declare this to be a thread about dryer lint.
2012-04-27 08:02:34 PM  
2 votes:
i107.photobucket.com

i107.photobucket.com
2012-04-27 06:36:19 PM  
2 votes:
thechive.files.wordpress.com
2012-04-27 06:35:19 PM  
2 votes:

Might as well pile on

cdn.breitbart.com

media.reason.com

assets.democrats.org

www.powerlineblog.com

www.politifake.org

And last, because I have no p'shop skills:


cdn.breitbart.com
Invisible Glory Hole

2012-04-27 06:32:18 PM  
2 votes:
0.tqn.com
2012-04-27 06:28:06 PM  
2 votes:

xebeche_tzu: [i242.photobucket.com image 252x200]DarkPrincess:
You guys are making me happy with your posts and pictures. Great thread. Please don't stop.


i781.photobucket.com
2012-04-27 06:11:57 PM  
2 votes:
lh6.googleusercontent.com
2012-04-27 05:23:08 PM  
2 votes:
stimulatedboredom.com
/feeling "toubled"
2012-04-27 05:11:42 PM  
2 votes:

Maud Dib: TheShavingofOccam123: Maud Dib: [i865.photobucket.com image 503x335]

Dear God, if you animated Calista's head disappearing below frame and back up, you would have a classic animated Gif

Thought of that, but Fark doesn't like big gif files.


It's my first animated gif so be gentle and thanks for the inspiration.

i449.photobucket.com

/I'm using Gimp and I think the secret is to make everything jpg then create the animated gif.
/I have no idea what I'm doing
2012-04-27 04:57:58 PM  
2 votes:
a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net

www.moonbattery.com

www.downsizinggovernment.org
2012-04-27 04:05:58 PM  
2 votes:
menversus.com
2012-04-27 04:03:45 PM  
2 votes:

Fatbeard: Is this what TF is like?


Tf is half people earnestly helping each other.
Half making fun of literrs
Half Kwame exploring his newest kinks
and half inane rabble.
It really quite amazing how manys halves they have. It's like Janus the website.
2012-04-27 04:02:53 PM  
2 votes:
lynnrockets.files.wordpress.com

0.tqn.com
2012-04-27 04:01:32 PM  
2 votes:
I think the important factor in this election is that Romney is offering us each several planets in the afterlife and 0bama wants us to fix this one.
2012-04-27 03:58:25 PM  
2 votes:
Is this where I put this thing?

i.imgur.com
2012-04-27 03:52:55 PM  
2 votes:

make me some tea: Um, I have a job asswipe.


"Asswipe" sounds like a really awful job, if you don't mind my saying so.
2012-04-27 03:52:29 PM  
2 votes:
t3.gstatic.com
2012-04-27 03:52:06 PM  
2 votes:
After skimming this thread there's a poignant, well reasoned case to be made for not spending $5 a month on TF. I'd take the time to make it but then someone would declare that "Jesus was an extreterrestrial" immediately afterwards and then I'd be forever immortalized in an infamous screenshot.
2012-04-27 03:49:39 PM  
2 votes:
Vote republican, or we'll replace your significant other with a Calista-bot.

malialitman.files.wordpress.com
2012-04-27 03:45:07 PM  
2 votes:

Bennie Crabtree: vernonFL: Submitting troll threads and posting in troll threads is pretty much my raison d'etre.

i can't wait until there are university courses in literary criticism for troll threads. Some prolific farkers would have an ouevre.


I love oeuvre's my favorite is the bacon wrapped shrimp.
2012-04-27 03:38:15 PM  
2 votes:
Hey subby, are you my "friend" on Facebook that posted this two days ago?

i47.tinypic.com

I was gonna reply, but why? I was gonna bring up all sorts of points and Mitt and his roof dog...whatever though.
2012-04-27 03:36:42 PM  
2 votes:
i566.photobucket.com
2012-04-27 03:34:19 PM  
2 votes:
i582.photobucket.com
2012-04-27 03:29:25 PM  
2 votes:
i566.photobucket.com

i566.photobucket.com
2012-04-27 03:22:07 PM  
2 votes:
i586.photobucket.com
2012-04-27 02:45:58 PM  
2 votes:
img402.imageshack.us
2012-04-27 02:44:58 PM  
2 votes:
i586.photobucket.com

i586.photobucket.com

i586.photobucket.com

i586.photobucket.com
2012-04-27 02:41:14 PM  
2 votes:
sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net
2012-04-27 02:34:43 PM  
2 votes:
30.media.tumblr.com

i.huffpost.com
2012-04-27 01:56:01 PM  
2 votes:
I was gonna start a thread about this, but this one will do just fine.

10 minutes ago I tell a vendor I'm meeting for the first time, a white guy, that business is slow. He says, "It'll get better when we get Obama out of office." Because I'm a white guy means I must share your politics? WTF?
2012-04-28 09:16:50 AM  
1 vote:
www.maderadesigns.com
2012-04-28 07:44:54 AM  
1 vote:
pullthecork.files.wordpress.com


this is exactly how political debates go down.

/hot
2012-04-28 01:46:52 AM  
1 vote:

jaylectricity: my ignore list remains empty


*favorited!*

/ignored as "ignore-list denier".
2012-04-28 01:01:44 AM  
1 vote:
i14.photobucket.com
2012-04-27 10:23:43 PM  
1 vote:
i106.photobucket.com
2012-04-27 10:08:12 PM  
1 vote:
i106.photobucket.com
2012-04-27 10:05:54 PM  
1 vote:
i86.photobucket.com
2012-04-27 08:17:57 PM  
1 vote:
i26.photobucket.com
2012-04-27 08:10:34 PM  
1 vote:

BumpInTheNight: Congrats, you let SCIPA pass.

You farking morons morans.


/FTFY
//Sorry...pet peeve
2012-04-27 08:00:22 PM  
1 vote:
nobama.com

/Click for derp.
2012-04-27 07:35:06 PM  
1 vote:
legacy-cdn.smosh.com
2012-04-27 07:33:57 PM  
1 vote:
4.bp.blogspot.com
2012-04-27 07:29:37 PM  
1 vote:
crushliberalism.files.wordpress.com
2012-04-27 07:21:58 PM  
1 vote:
granitegrok.com
2012-04-27 07:13:18 PM  
1 vote:
img688.imageshack.us
2012-04-27 07:10:55 PM  
1 vote:
I'll Get You, HE-MAN!
i1122.photobucket.com
2012-04-27 07:08:26 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2012-04-27 06:57:10 PM  
1 vote:
I love these threads.

i242.photobucket.com
2012-04-27 06:53:14 PM  
1 vote:

Kid Lester: I was gonna start a thread about this, but this one will do just fine.

10 minutes ago I tell a vendor I'm meeting for the first time, a white guy, that business is slow. He says, "It'll get better when we get Obama out of office." Because I'm a white guy means I must share your politics? WTF?


No, you should share his politics because he's right.
2012-04-27 06:52:42 PM  
1 vote:
Great, now I can post this again!

www.smidgeindustriesltd.com


darin6977: Sorry. Would not vote republican even if Sarah Palin sucked my dick. And swallowed!


...and this!

www.smidgeindustriesltd.com

Yay~
=Smidge=
2012-04-27 06:45:57 PM  
1 vote:
www.reviewmeme.com
2012-04-27 06:40:37 PM  
1 vote:

darin6977: Sorry. Would not vote republican even if Sarah Palin sucked my dick. And swallowed!


What about bristol?

We *know* she *puts out*...
2012-04-27 06:35:32 PM  
1 vote:
funny-pictures-blog.com
2012-04-27 06:27:04 PM  
1 vote:
d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net
2012-04-27 06:24:43 PM  
1 vote:
I used to be a totalfarker...

But then I took a troll to the knee
2012-04-27 06:21:47 PM  
1 vote:
i242.photobucket.comDarkPrincess:
You guys are making me happy with your posts and pictures. Great thread. Please don't stop.
2012-04-27 05:58:29 PM  
1 vote:

Asa Phelps: I'll have you know that I'm very well employed. Even promoted into a leadership role recently, with actual people management responsibilities and an encrypted drive to keep my ass-covering notes on and everything.


I don't think GuildMaster counts as employed.
2012-04-27 05:42:20 PM  
1 vote:

logistic: In the Troll Special Olympics, I give this thread a 4/potato


Gah! You know I can't count that high.

Microsoft should rename "Bing" to "Potato," in order to better compete with Google.
2012-04-27 05:31:58 PM  
1 vote:
Y'all have a good weekend now ya hear.


s13.postimage.org
2012-04-27 05:31:42 PM  
1 vote:
Hmmm. Something's still missing from this thread.

Wait! I know!

www.iguanadons.net
2012-04-27 05:31:37 PM  
1 vote:
Fine. I scratched out the dreaded F-word.

i.imgur.com

If only he had the enlightened views of Dick Cheney on gay marriage and Pat Robertson on marijuana.
2012-04-27 05:27:23 PM  
1 vote:
Searching for some fine shots of Obama's homies in the Occupy Wall Street movement, and I must admit I hadn't come across this fine example of their enlightened thinking heretofore:

1-ps.googleusercontent.com
2012-04-27 05:24:53 PM  
1 vote:

stephen74: Posting a troll thread that complains about troll threads?


It's a meta-troll.

www.theverbalassassin.net
2012-04-27 05:24:33 PM  
1 vote:
To all y'all postin' funny sh*t:

s15.postimage.org

And to the rest:

s14.postimage.org
2012-04-27 05:09:37 PM  
1 vote:
www.redstate.com
2012-04-27 05:08:13 PM  
1 vote:
i26.photobucket.com
2012-04-27 05:06:44 PM  
1 vote:
s15.postimage.org
2012-04-27 05:05:47 PM  
1 vote:
1.bp.blogspot.com

usopenborders.com

And just for good measure:

www.piersidegallery.com
2012-04-27 04:53:08 PM  
1 vote:
i758.photobucket.com
2012-04-27 04:51:18 PM  
1 vote:

Uchiha_Cycliste: Gyrfalcon: Reading this thread reminds me why I never did hallucinogens when I had the chance.

that's a damn shame. They allow you to use so much more of your mind that you can normally access.

\also the colors! my god man, the colors.


i1126.photobucket.com

/Hot like Olivia...
2012-04-27 04:45:31 PM  
1 vote:
i121.photobucket.com
2012-04-27 04:42:46 PM  
1 vote:
Reading this thread reminds me why I never did hallucinogens when I had the chance.
2012-04-27 04:41:34 PM  
1 vote:

trippdogg: There is at least 10% of the work force I would never employ in any capacity, ever. People who break more than they fix, chase away customers, cause disruption in the work place, do not bath, or are just generally farking useless.

I would argue than anything less than 10% unemployment is actually overemployment - and that it's more cost effective to pay certain people welfare for life than to give them a job where they can gum up the works.


My company just fired one of those. He sent everybody a weepy email and everything. Hooray!

/csb
2012-04-27 04:34:51 PM  
1 vote:

Hyperbolic Hyperbole: FarkedOver: [memeorama.com image 400x400]

2012-04-27 04:26:11 PM

ho

lee

SH*T


I'm pretty much a wizard.
2012-04-27 04:34:23 PM  
1 vote:
2012-04-27 04:31:00 PM  
1 vote:
i451.photobucket.com
2012-04-27 04:30:56 PM  
1 vote:

ds394: What's the comment about "Dog Eating"?

I mean, I understand everyone thinking the president has something to do with the economy. I also understand the comment about posting in troll threads.

But can someone explain why BO is consider a "dog eater"?

/no seriously
//I'm sure the subby wasn't trying to be insulting. He surely must be referring to something legitimate


Romney stuck his dog on the roof while driving down the freeway for hours.
Obama in his book talked about his dad feeding him dog when he was 10.
Both sides are bad, so vote Republican.
2012-04-27 04:26:06 PM  
1 vote:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Uchiha_Cycliste: I like where this thread is heading!

wow simulpost redhead posts??

[img838.imageshack.us image 600x397]


i.qkme.me
2012-04-27 04:20:59 PM  
1 vote:

Uchiha_Cycliste: I like where this thread is heading!


wow simulpost redhead posts??

img838.imageshack.us
2012-04-27 04:16:13 PM  
1 vote:
media.fukung.net
2012-04-27 04:15:44 PM  
1 vote:
img.scoop.it

/.tgif
//.as hot as I am
2012-04-27 04:12:57 PM  
1 vote:
cdn.smosh.com
2012-04-27 04:07:07 PM  
1 vote:

Virtual Pariah: Where did this post come from?
It's like some insane post loop that is hurting my brain.

This isn't some type of Ringu type thread that if you read it, 1 week later you die or something???


It is.

Instead of death, however, you're forced into a nationwide Carlos Mencia/Dane Cook world wide tour. With no mind-altering substances.
2012-04-27 04:04:40 PM  
1 vote:

James!: Uchiha_Cycliste: James!: I think the important factor in this election is that Romney is offering us each several planets in the afterlife and 0bama wants us to fix this one.

Dibs on Venus, eternity with hot chicks is gonna rule.

JOKES ON YOU! VENUS IS FULL OF ACID!


no, I've been reading a lot of golden age Bradbury and Asimov and I've been assured that Venus is a watery planet that is pleasant to live on.
2012-04-27 04:03:58 PM  
1 vote:

Fatbeard: Is this what TF is like?


Sometimes. Other times it's worse.
2012-04-27 04:03:52 PM  
1 vote:
Complaining about trolling in a troll thread that is complaining about troll threads.

That's so meta
2012-04-27 04:03:17 PM  
1 vote:
So, drunk early again Drew ? ha
2012-04-27 04:03:10 PM  
1 vote:
Where did this post come from?
It's like some insane post loop that is hurting my brain.

This isn't some type of Ringu type thread that if you read it, 1 week later you die or something???
2012-04-27 04:00:10 PM  
1 vote:
totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com
2012-04-27 03:58:12 PM  
1 vote:

theknuckler_33: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 399x271]
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 640x792]


Heresy!.

27.media.tumblr.com

Obama Protects!.

/So, if Obama's the Emperor
//Who the fark is Horus?
///And who is Sanguinius?
2012-04-27 03:56:33 PM  
1 vote:
3.bp.blogspot.com
2.bp.blogspot.com
2012-04-27 03:55:51 PM  
1 vote:
If I get this thing called a "job", will I be able to drink bourbon sours? This is important.
2012-04-27 03:55:43 PM  
1 vote:
This thread nothing but one giant Lemon Party mixed with Santorum porn, and a goat.
2012-04-27 03:55:31 PM  
1 vote:
Did someone say REDHEAD?
thechive.files.wordpress.com
/no, no one did, but this is a much better thread derailer than that crap up above
2012-04-27 03:52:09 PM  
1 vote:
There should be a rule that once a thread gets over 100 posts, the submitter gets outed.
2012-04-27 03:50:10 PM  
1 vote:
narwhaler.com
View other derp pictures">
2012-04-27 03:49:48 PM  
1 vote:
*scans thread*
i30.photobucket.com
2012-04-27 03:49:15 PM  
1 vote:
i586.photobucket.com
2012-04-27 03:47:36 PM  
1 vote:
OK I understand the purpose of occasionally greenlighting a TFD thread but...this one? Really?

If the purpose is to let liters see what their missing: ok well, realistically, mission accomplished but still.

Mods, you should be ashamed.
2012-04-27 03:47:16 PM  
1 vote:
I don't know if "dick" is the first adjective I would use to describe Mitt, but that pic just kept screaming at me to do this:

i50.tinypic.com
2012-04-27 03:45:56 PM  
1 vote:
Best headline ever.
2012-04-27 03:45:30 PM  
1 vote:

moops: wtf am i reading


Oh thank the Gods of Kobol, I'm not the only one who's lost.
2012-04-27 03:39:14 PM  
1 vote:
I'm voting for Rmoney.

Suck it libs
2012-04-27 03:36:38 PM  
1 vote:
i582.photobucket.com
2012-04-27 03:30:04 PM  
1 vote:
i586.photobucket.com
2012-04-27 03:19:44 PM  
1 vote:
i777.photobucket.com
2012-04-27 03:09:49 PM  
1 vote:
geekadelphia.com
2012-04-27 03:04:19 PM  
1 vote:
img440.imageshack.us
img269.imageshack.us
3.bp.blogspot.com
img839.imageshack.us
2012-04-27 03:03:09 PM  
1 vote:

I_C_Weener: I have a photobucket account, and I'm not afraid to use it.


So do I. That should scare you more.
2012-04-27 02:48:31 PM  
1 vote:
img406.imageshack.us
2012-04-27 02:42:07 PM  
1 vote:
Submitting troll threads and posting in troll threads is pretty much my raison d'etre.
2012-04-27 02:39:29 PM  
1 vote:
you sound annoying submitter
2012-04-27 02:38:48 PM  
1 vote:
i586.photobucket.com

i586.photobucket.com

i586.photobucket.com
2012-04-27 02:37:41 PM  
1 vote:
i586.photobucket.com
2012-04-27 02:37:19 PM  
1 vote:
Eat me.
2012-04-27 02:33:42 PM  
1 vote:
Dog is delicious.
2012-04-27 02:29:12 PM  
1 vote:
i586.photobucket.com


i586.photobucket.com

Re-elect this man, or the dog is dinner.



i586.photobucket.com
2012-04-27 02:01:05 PM  
1 vote:
img.math-fail.com
2012-04-27 01:58:23 PM  
1 vote:
2012-04-27 01:56:25 PM  
1 vote:
Over the top enough to make me giggle. Congrats.
2012-04-27 01:55:07 PM  
1 vote:
Stop clicking on threads you don't like and then whining about your total lack of self control.
2012-04-27 01:54:31 PM  
1 vote:

CoolBeans: Since Subby is too much of a retard to understand the concept of a 'politics tab', I recommend we declare this to be a thread about dryer lint.


After witnessing the level of this ownage, I may have to raise the score to 5/potato and grant submitter a Golden Poopie for the effort.
2012-04-27 01:54:18 PM  
1 vote:
I'll have you know that I'm very well employed. Even promoted into a leadership role recently, with actual people management responsibilities and an encrypted drive to keep my ass-covering notes on and everything.
2012-04-27 01:52:56 PM  
1 vote:
Posting a troll thread that complains about troll threads?

www.straferight.com
2012-04-27 01:51:44 PM  
1 vote:
What in the who f*ck?
 
Displayed 159 of 159 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter






In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report