Did someone say REDHEAD?

_{/no, no one did, but this is a much better thread derailer than that crap up above}

In the Troll Special Olympics, I give this thread a 4/potato

/.tgif
//.as hot as I am

There should be a rule that once a thread gets over 100 posts, the submitter gets outed.

After skimming this thread there's a poignant, well reasoned case to be made for not spending $5 a month on TF. I'd take the time to make it but then someone would declare that "Jesus was an extreterrestrial" immediately afterwards and then I'd be forever immortalized in an infamous screenshot.

*scans thread*

I was gonna start a thread about this, but this one will do just fine.

10 minutes ago I tell a vendor I'm meeting for the first time, a white guy, that business is slow. He says, "It'll get better when we get Obama out of office." Because I'm a white guy means I must share your politics? WTF?

What in the who f*ck?

I'm certain there are lots of very nice people in the Church of Latter Day Saints. I am equally certain that there are lots of very nice people in the Church of Scientology, but I would never vote for a Scientologist to be POTUS so how is it even conceivable that you people think THIS guy should be president? Does he really beleive the nonsense Joseph Smith came up with? Does Romney actually beleive it? If the Scientology comparison isn't good enough, then would you people vote for a follower of the teachings of Jim Jones or David Koresh? Does the everage Joe Sixpack Republican even know how Mormonism started?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_plates

Kid Lester: I was gonna start a thread about this, but this one will do just fine.

10 minutes ago I tell a vendor I'm meeting for the first time, a white guy, that business is slow. He says, "It'll get better when we get Obama out of office." Because I'm a white guy means I must share your politics? WTF?

No, you should share his politics because he's right.

darin6977: Sorry. Would not vote republican even if Sarah Palin sucked my dick. And swallowed!

What about bristol?

We *know* she *puts out*...

Hmmm. Something's still missing from this thread.

Wait! I know!

Fine. I scratched out the dreaded F-word.



If only he had the enlightened views of Dick Cheney on gay marriage and Pat Robertson on marijuana.

/feeling "toubled"

I'm willing to bet John McCain (who loves the dog eating jokes) ate some stuff when he wasn't in control of his food situation that he probably is happy he doesn't know about.

And there's a good chance dog was the least of it.

And just for good measure:

trippdogg: There is at least 10% of the work force I would never employ in any capacity, ever. People who break more than they fix, chase away customers, cause disruption in the work place, do not bath, or are just generally farking useless.

I would argue than anything less than 10% unemployment is actually overemployment - and that it's more cost effective to pay certain people welfare for life than to give them a job where they can gum up the works.

Did you know that when the Greeks of Athens first defended themselves against the Persians, they were able to gather 10,000 hoplites out of 30 or 40 thousand citizens. They slaughtered around 6000 Persians.

Imagine what the Spartans might have done.

What's different today?

ds394: What's the comment about "Dog Eating"?

I mean, I understand everyone thinking the president has something to do with the economy. I also understand the comment about posting in troll threads.

But can someone explain why BO is consider a "dog eater"?

/no seriously
//I'm sure the subby wasn't trying to be insulting. He surely must be referring to something legitimate

He was fed dog as a child

trippdogg: There is at least 10% of the work force I would never employ in any capacity, ever. People who break more than they fix, chase away customers, cause disruption in the work place, do not bath, or are just generally farking useless.

I would argue than anything less than 10% unemployment is actually overemployment - and that it's more cost effective to pay certain people welfare for life than to give them a job where they can gum up the works.

My company just fired one of those. He sent everybody a weepy email and everything. Hooray!

/csb

Where did this post come from?
It's like some insane post loop that is hurting my brain.

This isn't some type of Ringu type thread that if you read it, 1 week later you die or something???

I have so much new business to take care of that I don't think I'll ever be able to retire. My work backlog is nothing short of astounding.

Of course, half the problem is that my "jobs creator" company executives have been delinquent in hiring the help I need to get all of this work done. I don't see what the fark the POTUS has to do with any of this.

Is this what TF is like?

Is this where I put this thing?

make me some tea: Um, I have a job asswipe.

"Asswipe" sounds like a really awful job, if you don't mind my saying so.

Glenford: *scans thread*
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OK I understand the purpose of occasionally greenlighting a TFD thread but...this one? Really?

If the purpose is to let liters see what their missing: ok well, realistically, mission accomplished but still.

Mods, you should be ashamed.

vernonFL: Submitting troll threads and posting in troll threads is pretty much my raison d'etre.

i can't wait until there are university courses in literary criticism for troll threads. Some prolific farkers would have an ouevre.

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I'm voting for Rmoney.

Suck it libs

Bwhahahahahaha! I'm a commie liberal and I too am voting for Rmoney, because I hate the US and want to see it burn.