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(International Business Times)   Calm down everybody. There's no proof that Egyptians are actually considering a law to allow husbands to engage in necrophilia with their dead wives in order to raise an army of zombie concubines   (ibtimes.com) divider line 102
    More: Followup, status of women, conscriptions, Al Ahram, Egypt, National Council on Disability, Egyptian  
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2012-04-27 03:00:51 PM  

cryinoutloud: patrick767: Yeah, some dipshiat would include it in his status update.

"As I mourn my beautiful Janis, I'd like to tell everyone about our final loving good-bye......Some may it call it ghoulish, but as I kiss her cold breasts and insert my throbbing penis into her vagina one last time, I can feel the power of our love, even beyond death....

DON'T JUDGE ME."


The ellipsis came before I did.

Please continue.
 
2012-04-27 03:01:08 PM  
Canceling my flight as we speak.
 
2012-04-27 03:01:29 PM  

bhcompy: Oh how I miss SexyLosers


There's a couple (literally 10, no more) of new ones on his blog, but that's it. And sadly because he doesn't get the practice in anymore, his drawing style has visibly deteriorated. It's a damn shame.
 
2012-04-27 03:03:48 PM  
The media got trolled, I love it.
 
2012-04-27 03:10:21 PM  
Pretty sure it was true. I read it at two sites on the internet.
 
2012-04-27 03:11:07 PM  
Glen Beck's Radio and magazine "The Blaze" reports it is true. SO it must be true.
 
2012-04-27 03:14:06 PM  
i, for one, feel bad for believing this yesterday.

sorry egypt.
 
2012-04-27 03:19:35 PM  
www.byrnerobotics.com

/That is all
 
2012-04-27 03:20:01 PM  
Disapponted...
images.wikia.com
 
2012-04-27 03:22:18 PM  
Two morticians are shooting the breeze

One says "man you gotta get a load of the clit on Mrs. Jones over there...like a farkin' pickle!"

The other says "Really?? Huge!?"

..."no...sour"

/not mine
 
2012-04-27 03:30:34 PM  

Aidan: bhcompy: Oh how I miss SexyLosers

There's a couple (literally 10, no more) of new ones on his blog, but that's it. And sadly because he doesn't get the practice in anymore, his drawing style has visibly deteriorated. It's a damn shame.


Well it was always a niche (er, tight?) market.

/so tight.
 
2012-04-27 03:33:57 PM  
The opinion piece was written by Amr Abdul Samea, a strong supporter of Hosni Mubarak.

I am shocked - shocked - that a supporter of an ousted dictator would lie to smear the new government.

That may have been an important piece of information to know 24 hours ago.

I'm sure they'll do something to make themselves look like autocratic twerps sooner or later; no need to make garbage up.
 
2012-04-27 03:34:52 PM  

El Brujo: Two morticians are shooting the breeze

One says "man you gotta get a load of the clit on Mrs. Jones over there...like a farkin' pickle!"

The other says "Really?? Huge!?"

..."no...sour"

/not mine



LOL
 
2012-04-27 03:35:49 PM  
What? Are you trying to tell me that everything on the internet might not be true?

i1136.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-27 03:38:26 PM  
They need to add an hour to the six hour window to let the corpse know that after sex, she should consider one hour after ejaculation to be a period where the man is ignoring her.
 
2012-04-27 03:39:35 PM  

Odd Bird: Disapponted...


Now they tell me
 
2012-04-27 03:39:50 PM  

sharkbeagle: There was a case in the US where two guys who 'mistakenly' raped a corpse challenged their conviction based on the actual law which assumes that the victim is alive at the time.


Did they get off? Again?
 
2012-04-27 03:44:06 PM  
Approves.
media.web.britannica.com
 
2012-04-27 03:55:06 PM  
And here I thought the Daily Fail just made it up.
 
2012-04-27 03:57:26 PM  
Man, some people will believe ANYTHING if it lets them be outraged, won't they? Some people are so stupid.

Oh, wait, my bad. That's practically everyone here.
 
2012-04-27 03:59:52 PM  
The IRS was no doubt perturbed at the notion that somebody else could legally fark the dead.
 
2012-04-27 04:03:08 PM  
I knew something smelled fishy about this, when I read about it this morning.
 
2012-04-27 04:04:40 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Man, some people will believe ANYTHING if it lets them be outraged, won't they? Some people are so stupid.

Oh, wait, my bad. That's practically everyone here.


farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2012-04-27 04:04:45 PM  
So the proposed "Stone her, then bone her" law is a hoax?

/Guess they'll have to stick with the current "bone, then stone" way of doing things
 
2012-04-27 04:26:30 PM  
I knew this was a hoax. Not even Islamic fundies are that farking crazy.
 
2012-04-27 04:58:53 PM  

MeanJean: I knew this was a hoax. Not even Islamic fundies are that farking crazy.

FTFY
 
2012-04-27 05:03:39 PM  
It has to be true, Jay Leno mentioned it last night in his monologue.
 
2012-04-27 05:21:13 PM  
Why spend all that money and time on a woman if you cant bone one last time?
 
2012-04-27 05:23:44 PM  
I bet the ADL is getting right on this.
 
2012-04-27 05:43:03 PM  

stewmadness: Why spend all that money and time on a woman if you cant bone one last time?


Strangulation, mutilation, cancer of the brain
Limb dissection, amputation, from a mind deranged

Asphyxiation, suffocation, gasping for air
Explain to me the feeling after sitting in the chair

Sliced incision, zero vision, loss of vital signs
Skin contortion, bone erosion, your life becomes your fine

Necrophobic can't control the paranoia
Scared to die
 
2012-04-27 05:52:11 PM  
But i guess that donkey and boy buggery are still on the table?

/just saying.
 
2012-04-27 06:01:08 PM  
Approves of this idea:
images2.fanpop.com

/Obvious
 
2012-04-27 06:01:28 PM  
0.tqn.com

There goes my one chance to get some HALAH-HALAH!
 
2012-04-27 06:06:24 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: stewmadness: Why spend all that money and time on a woman if you cant bone one last time?

Strangulation, mutilation, cancer of the brain
Limb dissection, amputation, from a mind deranged

Asphyxiation, suffocation, gasping for air
Explain to me the feeling after sitting in the chair

Sliced incision, zero vision, loss of vital signs
Skin contortion, bone erosion, your life becomes your fine

Necrophobic can't control the paranoia
Scared to die


You're beginning to worry me.
 
2012-04-27 06:16:09 PM  
this will go down in history as one of the best satire bits Egypt's version of the Onion ever did. When they got a bunch of idiot westerners to believe they didnt respect their women. Who has the last laugh now?
 
2012-04-27 06:16:26 PM  

Gyrfalcon: StoPPeRmobile: stewmadness: Why spend all that money and time on a woman if you cant bone one last time?

Strangulation, mutilation, cancer of the brain
Limb dissection, amputation, from a mind deranged

Asphyxiation, suffocation, gasping for air
Explain to me the feeling after sitting in the chair

Sliced incision, zero vision, loss of vital signs
Skin contortion, bone erosion, your life becomes your fine

Necrophobic can't control the paranoia
Scared to die

You're beginning to worry me.


Want to get married?
 
2012-04-27 06:20:57 PM  

MeanJean: I knew this was a hoax. Not even Islamic fundies are that farking crazy.


That Islam has specific rules against even touching a dead body should have been a clue.
 
2012-04-27 06:32:34 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: Gyrfalcon: StoPPeRmobile: stewmadness: Why spend all that money and time on a woman if you cant bone one last time?

Strangulation, mutilation, cancer of the brain
Limb dissection, amputation, from a mind deranged

Asphyxiation, suffocation, gasping for air
Explain to me the feeling after sitting in the chair

Sliced incision, zero vision, loss of vital signs
Skin contortion, bone erosion, your life becomes your fine

Necrophobic can't control the paranoia
Scared to die

You're beginning to worry me.

Want to get married?


I'm busy this weekend.
 
2012-04-27 06:46:24 PM  

Gyrfalcon: StoPPeRmobile: Gyrfalcon: StoPPeRmobile: stewmadness: Why spend all that money and time on a woman if you cant bone one last time?

Strangulation, mutilation, cancer of the brain
Limb dissection, amputation, from a mind deranged

Asphyxiation, suffocation, gasping for air
Explain to me the feeling after sitting in the chair

Sliced incision, zero vision, loss of vital signs
Skin contortion, bone erosion, your life becomes your fine

Necrophobic can't control the paranoia
Scared to die

You're beginning to worry me.

Want to get married?

I'm busy this weekend.


That's not what your calendar says.

:)
 
2012-04-27 06:58:45 PM  

tortilla burger: I guess fact checking is no longer a regular part of journalism


When so many idiot westerners will swallow anything you say about Muslims hook, line, and sinker, why bother? And we call THEM hysterical.
 
2012-04-27 07:13:00 PM  

poe_zlaw: this will go down in history as one of the best satire bits Egypt's version of the Onion ever did. When they got a bunch of idiot westerners to believe they didnt respect their women. Who has the last laugh now?


I for one don't know if this is true or not, but the mere fact that "a bunch of idiot westerners" believed it is says volumes of what the world at large thinks of Islam and their practices. Now I might be an "idiot westerner," but no one would ever seriously believe Christians, Jews, Hindus, Buddhist or any other religious group would propose such a law. But those crazy primitive Islamist... one wonders.
 
2012-04-27 07:50:35 PM  
How about preparing your dead in a way that scares Abbot and Costello, is that still legal?
 
2012-04-27 07:51:44 PM  
You mean I can't believe everything I read in British tabloids?
 
2012-04-27 07:53:33 PM  

tallguywithglasseson: Here's the Fark thread.


From The Daily Mail, everyone should have known it was BS. The Daily Mail is like the TruTV of journalism.
 
2012-04-27 07:59:55 PM  
 
2012-04-27 08:07:44 PM  
If only more Muslims had Amr Abdul Samea's sense of humor about their religion.

/as it is, he'll be lucky if they don't behead him for the insult
 
2012-04-27 10:32:09 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: You can always say she died while you were making love to her.


They'd never buy it. The best I've ever been able to do was have them fall asleep.
/da-dum dum
/try the veal...
 
2012-04-27 10:57:28 PM  

Tatterdemalian: If only more Muslims had Amr Abdul Samea's sense of humor about their religion.

/as it is, he'll be lucky if they don't behead him for the insult


Humor is the devils way of tricking you.
 
2012-04-27 10:58:30 PM  

Heron: tortilla burger: I guess fact checking is no longer a regular part of journalism

When so many idiot westerners will swallow anything you say about Muslims hook, line, and sinker, why bother? And we call THEM hysterical.


This intolerance is unacceptable?
 
2012-04-28 12:28:34 AM  
Nice way to ruin a perfectly good troll.
 
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